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(ESPN)   Fox decides to throw the guy a bone, hires Michael Vick as a studio analyst   ( espn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, quarterback Michael Vick, National Football League, NFL studio analyst, NFL quarterback, Fox Sports, Fox NFL Kickoff, 37-year-old Vick, Andy Reid  
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2017-08-26 09:33:19 AM  
FTFA: "You have to be careful because anything you say can go viral."
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Yeah go fark yourself you inhumane, torturing piece of shiat.
 
2017-08-26 10:03:59 AM  
You're going to smoke a turd in Purgatory for that one Smitty.
 
2017-08-26 10:56:16 AM  
Must have been a real dogfight for that gig
 
2017-08-26 11:08:22 AM  
This is what a network looks like when the turds are circling around in the bowl, but just won't quite go down.
 
2017-08-26 11:23:43 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Must have been a real dogfight for that gig


Things got cagey
 
2017-08-26 12:08:42 PM  
Fox will have him on a short leash.
 
2017-08-26 12:17:46 PM  
As a born and raised and nearly lifelong resident of the Atlanta area I don't think I can ever forgive or forget what he did to those dogs or the team/organization or city.  I wish him no ill will and actually wish him the best in his broadcasting endeavors but he should Never be let near the HoF akin to how Pete Rose should Never be let near the HoF.
 
2017-08-26 12:36:24 PM  
He couldn't be any worse than Ray Lewis.
 
2017-08-26 01:00:46 PM  
whatever happened to his shiatty brother?  wasnt he sipposed to the second coming ?
 
2017-08-26 01:04:14 PM  

FarkingSmurf: As a born and raised and nearly lifelong resident of the Atlanta area I don't think I can ever forgive or forget what he did to those dogs or the team/organization or city.  I wish him no ill will and actually wish him the best in his broadcasting endeavors but he should Never be let near the HoF akin to how Pete Rose should Never be let near the HoF.


I think you will be okay there. There is a widespread conspiracy against him, made up entirely by his stats.
 
2017-08-26 01:31:01 PM  
Dog murderer.
 
2017-08-26 01:49:29 PM  
I don't have a dog in the fight, but this sounds like someone is going to have a ruff time explaining this.
 
2017-08-26 02:06:44 PM  

ChrisDe: Fox will have him on a short leash.


This would have ended that headline perfectly.
 
2017-08-26 02:20:40 PM  
bark.

/woof
 
2017-08-26 03:28:08 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: whatever happened to his shiatty brother?  wasnt he sipposed to the second coming ?


VT kicked him off the team after he stomped on the back of another player's knee back in 2005ish. Looks like he's a total farking wreck now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Vick
http://www.theroot.com/the-sad-story-of-ex-nfl-quarterback-marcus-vic​k​-continu-1790857188
 
2017-08-26 04:16:39 PM  
And yet, Robert Lee was yanked for an announcing gig to avoid controversy. Fark you, ESPN
 
2017-08-26 04:41:29 PM  
Well i guess someone finally got out of the dog pound
 
2017-08-26 06:39:40 PM  

FarkingSmurf: As a born and raised and nearly lifelong resident of the Atlanta area I don't think I can ever forgive or forget what he did to those dogs or the team/organization or city.  I wish him no ill will and actually wish him the best in his broadcasting endeavors but he should Never be let near the HoF akin to how Pete Rose should Never be let near the HoF.


There's literally no reason for him to be in the hall of fame, and that's just looking at his on-the-field performance.
 
2017-08-26 07:09:04 PM  
wot, no snoopy bowl thread?
 
2017-08-27 01:03:14 AM  
The other candidates for the job were shot and drowned.
 
2017-08-27 11:44:43 AM  

Frank N Stein: FarkingSmurf: As a born and raised and nearly lifelong resident of the Atlanta area I don't think I can ever forgive or forget what he did to those dogs or the team/organization or city.  I wish him no ill will and actually wish him the best in his broadcasting endeavors but he should Never be let near the HoF akin to how Pete Rose should Never be let near the HoF.

There's literally no reason for him to be in the hall of fame, and that's just looking at his on-the-field performance.


Pfft.. clearly you haven't played Madden '04.
 
2017-08-27 02:49:40 PM  
He's going to have a hard time in that industry. It's a dog eat dog world.
 
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