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    More: Amusing, Legal terms, Greg te Velde, Benton County Jail, general manager Travis, 30,000-cow dairy farm, Valley Farm, Mobile phone, Pendleton, Oregon  
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4679 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2017 at 10:08 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-08-25 07:30:25 PM  
Had to read past the actual headline. Thought for a second he was pimping out the cows.

Also:
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2017-08-25 10:10:18 PM  
This isn't normal, but on meth it is:

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 10:14:32 PM  
 
2017-08-25 10:15:54 PM  
W4M. In/Outcalls. GFE, BBBJ, Clssy looking lady, lactose intolerant. Text 212-Moooooo.
 
2017-08-25 10:34:58 PM  
A dairy farm owner like no udder.
 
2017-08-25 10:36:15 PM  

danceswithcrows: I wonder if his employees in the non-cow part of the operation dressed like this? (borderline SFW, so not posting inline)


It's been posted inline here before.

/And it's roughly where my head went when I read TFA.
 
2017-08-25 10:49:28 PM  

DarkVader: danceswithcrows: I wonder if his employees in the non-cow part of the operation dressed like this? (borderline SFW, so not posting inline)

It's been posted inline here before.

/And it's roughly where my head went when I read TFA.


Very roughly.
 
2017-08-25 10:50:50 PM  

DarkVader: danceswithcrows: I wonder if his employees in the non-cow part of the operation dressed like this? (borderline SFW, so not posting inline)

It's been posted inline here before.

/And it's roughly where my head went when I read TFA.


I don't know how to feel about this. I even showed hencube, and she stared for quite some time before saying "the shoes don't work with it". Udderwise, it's... intriguing.
 
2017-08-25 10:51:45 PM  

roostercube: DarkVader: danceswithcrows: I wonder if his employees in the non-cow part of the operation dressed like this? (borderline SFW, so not posting inline)

It's been posted inline here before.

/And it's roughly where my head went when I read TFA.

I don't know how to feel about this. I even showed hencube, and she stared for quite some time before saying "the shoes don't work with it". Udderwise, it's... intriguing.


She was wearing shoes?
 
2017-08-25 10:57:50 PM  

DarkVader: It's been posted inline here before.


If I post an image that might be considered possibly NSFW, it has a higher-than-usual chance of getting deleted. *shrug*. This has made me a lot more careful about stuff. On the other hand, more women dressed up as cows:

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 11:05:55 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: roostercube: DarkVader: danceswithcrows: I wonder if his employees in the non-cow part of the operation dressed like this? (borderline SFW, so not posting inline)

It's been posted inline here before.

/And it's roughly where my head went when I read TFA.

I don't know how to feel about this. I even showed hencube, and she stared for quite some time before saying "the shoes don't work with it". Udderwise, it's... intriguing.

She was wearing shoes?


I know, right? Leave it to a woman to point it out. But, hencube is 100% right on this, and if you go back to look, you'll not be able to unsee it. I think that's what threw me off a bit, honestly, just my brain couldn't figure out why.

Great costume, though. Let's fix those shoes and do a re-shoot. I suspect curvy women look better in it than skinny ones.
 
2017-08-25 11:26:06 PM  
Who would fark my ex wife?

/she became a cow
//decided she didnt need to work and sat on the couch eating bonbons
///wanted me to stop working so we could get welfare, didnt happen
//// super slashies!!!!
 
2017-08-25 11:28:33 PM  
He bought 30,000 cows and still can't get the milk for free.
 
2017-08-25 11:30:58 PM  

roostercube: Madman drummers bummers: roostercube: DarkVader: danceswithcrows: I wonder if his employees in the non-cow part of the operation dressed like this? (borderline SFW, so not posting inline)

It's been posted inline here before.

/And it's roughly where my head went when I read TFA.

I don't know how to feel about this. I even showed hencube, and she stared for quite some time before saying "the shoes don't work with it". Udderwise, it's... intriguing.

She was wearing shoes?

I know, right? Leave it to a woman to point it out. But, hencube is 100% right on this, and if you go back to look, you'll not be able to unsee it. I think that's what threw me off a bit, honestly, just my brain couldn't figure out why.

Great costume, though. Let's fix those shoes and do a re-shoot. I suspect curvy women look better in it than skinny ones.


Yep.  The shoes totally ruins it
 
2017-08-25 11:33:58 PM  
Oregon Wekk, approved the 30,000-cow dairy farm in March, turning aside complaints from a coalition of health and environmental groups.

Well, he had money and meth.
 
2017-08-25 11:37:05 PM  
Does breastmilk have lactose?

Asking for a friend.
 
2017-08-25 11:43:28 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Does breastmilk have lactose?

Asking for a friend.


Yes.  That's why it's called Lactation.
 
2017-08-26 12:03:43 AM  

anustart: AverageAmericanGuy: Does breastmilk have lactose?

Asking for a friend.

Yes.  That's why it's called Lactation.


Well, time to find a German girlfriend, I guess.

For my friend.
 
2017-08-26 12:05:45 AM  

danceswithcrows: DarkVader: It's been posted inline here before.

If I post an image that might be considered possibly NSFW, it has a higher-than-usual chance of getting deleted. *shrug*. This has made me a lot more careful about stuff. On the other hand, more women dressed up as cows:

[img.fark.net image 266x400]
[img.fark.net image 774x1032]


Having just ate a hamburger, i have internal conflict, i guess to resolve i would need to eat their hamburgers, my chin wet with runny juices.
 
2017-08-26 12:08:31 AM  
img.fark.net
 
OOF
2017-08-26 12:22:57 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-26 12:37:28 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-26 02:46:32 AM  
Remember, when it comes to consensual sex, moo means moo!
 
AOW
2017-08-26 08:22:18 AM  
While ya all laughing think about this, he can hook up dudes 4 at a time to his automatic milker, collect the cash from em and add extra protein to his primary export
 
2017-08-26 02:20:55 PM  
I didn't know cows could be lesbitarians.

img.fark.net
 
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