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(C-SPAN)   Two days in a row We are all special. Let's see if The Huckster's eyes stay together today. It is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. Start time of 1:45 PM EDT, or so they say   ( c-span.org) divider line
    More: Live, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Bill Clinton, President of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, Washington, D.C., secretary Sarah Sanders, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Andrew Jackson  
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2017-08-25 01:46:57 PM  
Opening question better be about Charlottesville response since it did not get asked yesterday until post smokebomb
 
2017-08-25 01:51:18 PM  
As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.
 
2017-08-25 01:51:41 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Opening question better be about Charlottesville response since it did not get asked yesterday until post smokebomb


At this point, every opening question should be "When will the President resign?"
 
2017-08-25 01:53:08 PM  
I already have her answers.

"I will have to look into that."

"I don't have that information at this time."

"I haven't spoken to the President specifically about that/."

"I will need to get more details and get back to you about that."
 
2017-08-25 01:53:22 PM  
HA HA good luck! I'm going fishing instead.
 
2017-08-25 01:53:32 PM  
I'd like to know how Sarah herself feels about being the public face and voice of our neo-nazi sympathizing government.
 
2017-08-25 01:53:44 PM  
Youtube stream

Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders
Youtube cFjoEbRjkxk
 
2017-08-25 01:53:54 PM  

skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.


Yeah, she should wear a patch so we can call her a pirate - Huckabooty
 
2017-08-25 01:54:41 PM  
She's still doing this?  Why?  His supporters don't care, and no one that does is buying it.
 
2017-08-25 01:54:41 PM  

jst3p: I already have her answers.

"I will have to look into that."

"I don't have that information at this time."

"I haven't spoken to the President specifically about that/."

"I will need to get more details and get back to you about that."


"I think the President's words speak for themselves."
 
2017-08-25 01:55:06 PM  

jst3p: I already have her answers.

"I will have to look into that."

"I don't have that information at this time."

"I haven't spoken to the President specifically about that/."

"I will need to get more details and get back to you about that."


Needs more belligerent.
 
2017-08-25 01:55:20 PM  
Sarah HS: "Next question... um.... *points* Todd from AP"

Todd: "Yes... How can you live with yourself and the constant stream of lies that spews fourth from that hole in your face?"

Sarah HS: "Todd, don't be gross... I can't talk out of my nose!"
 
2017-08-25 01:56:51 PM  
 Her eyes will never stay together; they are a repulsed by one another as I am of  Donald.
 
2017-08-25 01:57:03 PM  
I'll never see eye-to-eye with her.
 
2017-08-25 01:57:06 PM  
HOLY shiat LIVE!
 
2017-08-25 01:57:50 PM  
Hurricane Harvey will certainly be Obama's Katrina.
 
2017-08-25 01:58:02 PM  
Pufnstuff time
 
2017-08-25 01:58:20 PM  
Ironic statement.
 
2017-08-25 01:58:46 PM  
So.. maybe you shouldn't be talking about government corruption right now, guys.
 
2017-08-25 01:59:16 PM  
She is the manliest man I've ever seen.
 
2017-08-25 01:59:22 PM  

deanis: skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.

Yeah, she should wear a patch so we can call her a pirate - Huckabooty


I sometimes want one myself.  I've toyed with the idea of getting one lens darkened, like the dude from Airwolf.
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 01:59:36 PM  
"... accumulate debt to further enrich the regime's insiders. But enough about the Trump companies, I'd like to talk about Venezuela."
 
2017-08-25 02:00:08 PM  

deanis: skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.

Yeah, she should wear a patch so we can call her a pirate - Huckabooty


TREAT ME LIKE A PIRATE - Flynt Flossy, Yung Humma, Whatchya (@Turquoisejeep)
Youtube h1zGqRXZlnY
 
2017-08-25 02:00:23 PM  
God, it's like trying to get back into a workout routine.  I'm really feeling it from yesterday after so much time off.

Ok, I'm ready.  Bring it, Hucky booboo.
 
2017-08-25 02:00:43 PM  

Brandyelf: jst3p: I already have her answers.

"I will have to look into that."

"I don't have that information at this time."

"I haven't spoken to the President specifically about that/."

"I will need to get more details and get back to you about that."

"I think the President's words speak for themselves."


"We're more focused on the Hurricane and protecting the American people."
 
2017-08-25 02:02:13 PM  
I joined late.  We're gonna go to war with Venezuela?
 
2017-08-25 02:03:06 PM  
This question is for Mr. Mnuchin -- "As a Jewish man, how did you feel standing behind in support of Donald Trump as he gave his support Neo Nazis?  And as a follow-up, how do you feel about representing him today?"
 
2017-08-25 02:03:28 PM  

Carn: I joined late.  We're gonna go to war with Venezuela?


We're all pirates now.
 
2017-08-25 02:03:39 PM  

Carn: I joined late.  We're gonna go to war with Venezuela?


It will be paid for with their oil and giant hats made of fruit!
 
2017-08-25 02:04:17 PM  

deanis: skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.

Yeah, she should wear a patch so we can call her a pirate - Huckabooty


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 02:04:21 PM  
I really hate that little smirk Huckabeast puts on when she ends her intro by saying she'll be taking their questions. She knows she's not going to be giving any substantive answers. She knows she's simply going to evade and deflect while passive-aggressively trying to denigrate the reporters.
 
2017-08-25 02:04:24 PM  
So after getting dizzy watching Mnuchin bob his head while reading his book report, I can't help but wonder if he has spoken in front of a group of people since grade school.
 
2017-08-25 02:04:33 PM  

skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.


Yeah I've been condemning the attacks on her appearance from day one.

It makes you bullies.  It is not cool.  It is not helping and only gives the right ammo.

It also makes you hypocrites, so stop doing it.

Sanders is a deplorable, disgusting prrsone who deserves derision, just not for her appearance.  Plenty of things to attack without lowering the bar.


Nice greenlight, shiatty admin.
 
2017-08-25 02:05:40 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 02:05:46 PM  
Paul Simon is asking a question!
 
2017-08-25 02:05:54 PM  
This is the stupidest response to Venezuela's situation.
 
2017-08-25 02:06:15 PM  
Paging Impaler to the white courtesy phone.
 
2017-08-25 02:07:21 PM  
*cue Markoff_Cheney spinning eyes Huckabee Photoshop.
 
2017-08-25 02:08:27 PM  
A very successful trip that had to be cut short because the President is an unhinged lunatic
 
2017-08-25 02:08:56 PM  

Ive come from afar: skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.

Yeah I've been condemning the attacks on her appearance from day one.

It makes you bullies.  It is not cool.  It is not helping and only gives the right ammo.

It also makes you hypocrites, so stop doing it.

Sanders is a deplorable, disgusting prrsone who deserves derision, just not for her appearance.  Plenty of things to attack without lowering the bar.

Nice greenlight, shiatty admin.


I'm really on the fence about you getting over it.

/I do agree though
 
2017-08-25 02:09:24 PM  

Ive come from afar: skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.

Yeah I've been condemning the attacks on her appearance from day one.

It makes you bullies.  It is not cool.  It is not helping and only gives the right ammo.

It also makes you hypocrites, so stop doing it.

Sanders is a deplorable, disgusting prrsone who deserves derision, just not for her appearance.  Plenty of things to attack without lowering the bar.


Nice greenlight, shiatty admin.


She's a press secretary of course she's judged on her appearance.  She could try and dress like a professional and no one would care but she dresses terribly.  I don't think people should make fun of her weight but her fashion sense is horrific, especially for someone on television.
 
2017-08-25 02:10:01 PM  

lennavan: This question is for Mr. Mnuchin -- "As a Jewish man, how did you feel standing behind in support of Donald Trump as he gave his support Neo Nazis?  And as a follow-up, how do you feel about representing him today?"


Me. Munchin: "My golddigger wife has a very expensive lifestyle and we're making money hand over fist right now. Trump's words are meaningless to me. When the shiat does finally hit the fan, and America has descended into some Mad Max-style hellscape, my whore wife and I will be on a private island somewhere."
 
2017-08-25 02:12:42 PM  
Nice non answer
 
2017-08-25 02:12:58 PM  
Anyone else think Mnuchin looks like he's disgusted by the taste of the words he's speaking? Like he's trying to scrape some bad peanut butter out of his mouth without using his hands.
 
2017-08-25 02:13:00 PM  
Are they gonna talk about Trumpy's plan for
68.media.tumblr.com
 
2017-08-25 02:13:20 PM  
Nice.  Your boss supported Neo-Nazis, you're Jewish and "at no point did I consider resigning."
 
2017-08-25 02:13:26 PM  
Mnuchin looks like my dad when he was in his 20's during the 60's.
 
2017-08-25 02:13:38 PM  
Kinda wondering why the Secretary of the Treasury is taking questions on the hurricane.

Where's the FEMA guy? Quit already?
 
2017-08-25 02:13:51 PM  

DubyaHater: lennavan: This question is for Mr. Mnuchin -- "As a Jewish man, how did you feel standing behind in support of Donald Trump as he gave his support Neo Nazis?  And as a follow-up, how do you feel about representing him today?"

Me. Munchin: "My golddigger wife has a very expensive lifestyle and we're making money hand over fist right now. Trump's words are meaningless to me. When the shiat does finally hit the fan, and America has descended into some Mad Max-style hellscape, my whore wife and I will be on a private island somewhere."


It's an ancient and respected profession.

static.fjcdn.com
 
2017-08-25 02:14:01 PM  

Ive come from afar: skyotter: As somebody with severe strabismus, I personally refuse to make fun of her wonky eye no matter how dumb it makes her look.

Yeah I've been condemning the attacks on her appearance from day one.

It makes you bullies.  It is not cool.  It is not helping and only gives the right ammo.

It also makes you hypocrites, so stop doing it.

Sanders is a deplorable, disgusting prrsone who deserves derision, just not for her appearance.  Plenty of things to attack without lowering the bar.


Nice greenlight, shiatty admin.


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