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(The New York Times)   Trump's DC hotel has become the epicenter of the swamp that Trump said he wanted to drain. So far, he has managed to drain about $20 million worth over the last 15 months   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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2017-08-25 12:24:22 PM  
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2017-08-25 12:45:22 PM  
sickening
 
2017-08-25 01:05:54 PM  
Waiters say the commander in chief prefers a well-done Kansas City-cut steak, a Bible-thick slab of meat that is wheeled over on a large trolley stocked with tiny cups of ketchup. Visitors can wash it down with a $16 Manhattan Tea Party cocktail or - if the waiter is successful with his upcharge pitch - a $150 glass of Louis XIII cognac. A $22 cheesecake lollipop tree comes with a dollop of bubble gum whipped cream that feels more like putty and tastes not unlike dental fluoride. It is a best-seller.


that's farker up. Though i like how a bible-sized steak comes to you well done and with little ketchups. F*cking Philistines...
 
2017-08-25 01:06:52 PM  
Well if you didn't want him to do this stuff you should have gotten a better candidate to challenge him.  So really, the Democrats are to blame.
 
2017-08-25 01:28:50 PM  
the president's son was eating macaroni and cheese.

I really thought was going to be Barron.

a well-done Kansas City-cut steak, a Bible-thick slab of meat that is wheeled over on a large trolley stocked with tiny cups of ketchup.

That's a sin.
 
2017-08-25 01:37:12 PM  
This is the only time he's been honest.
files.abovetopsecret.com
It's just that to him steak should taste like George Hamilton's grundle with the consistency of a rubber sheet put down before a golden shower and be drowning in Bhopal-grade institutional red goop.
 
2017-08-25 01:43:49 PM  

somedude210: Waiters say the commander in chief prefers a well-done Kansas City-cut steak, a Bible-thick slab of meat that is wheeled over on a large trolley stocked with tiny cups of ketchup. Visitors can wash it down with a $16 Manhattan Tea Party cocktail or - if the waiter is successful with his upcharge pitch - a $150 glass of Louis XIII cognac. A $22 cheesecake lollipop tree comes with a dollop of bubble gum whipped cream that feels more like putty and tastes not unlike dental fluoride. It is a best-seller.


that's farker up. Though i like how a bible-sized steak comes to you well done and with little ketchups. F*cking Philistines...


Jesus. Why hold back? Just take a steaming dump on a burnt filet and serve that up as food.
 
2017-08-25 02:06:01 PM  

gilgigamesh: somedude210: Waiters say the commander in chief prefers a well-done Kansas City-cut steak, a Bible-thick slab of meat that is wheeled over on a large trolley stocked with tiny cups of ketchup. Visitors can wash it down with a $16 Manhattan Tea Party cocktail or - if the waiter is successful with his upcharge pitch - a $150 glass of Louis XIII cognac. A $22 cheesecake lollipop tree comes with a dollop of bubble gum whipped cream that feels more like putty and tastes not unlike dental fluoride. It is a best-seller.


that's farker up. Though i like how a bible-sized steak comes to you well done and with little ketchups. F*cking Philistines...

Jesus. Why hold back? Just take a steaming dump on a burnt filet and serve that up as food.


Considering how he treats the staff that may already be the case.
 
2017-08-25 02:45:51 PM  

MrBallou: sickening


STIGGINIT.
 
2017-08-25 04:29:59 PM  
Is this where we express our complete and total surprise?
 
2017-08-25 04:30:03 PM  
It was nearing midnight at the Trump International Hotel, and the president's son was eating macaroni and cheese.

FTFT.
 
2017-08-25 04:30:26 PM  
A few more tax cuts and a little more deregulation will allow his voters in rural Arkansas to dine at this fine establishment. It's gonna trickle down, just you wait and see!
 
2017-08-25 04:32:56 PM  
I guess now we know what he meant by "drain the swamp," draining it right into his pocketbook.
 
2017-08-25 04:34:20 PM  
But remember!

We had so many farking dipshiatted mother farking idiots here telling everyone they couldn't vote for Clinton because her charity was corrupt.

Christ, I almost want those dipshiats to reappear in the next election cycles, just so they can be strangled in public.
 
2017-08-25 04:34:21 PM  
I had drinks there on Tuesday. The staff was pleasant, but they kept shaking Manhattans to mix them, an affront to all that is holy. The prices were completely ridiculous for the quality.

The ENORMOUS American flag draped floor to ceiling behind the bar looked like a Draft Dodger's definition of patriotism.
 
2017-08-25 04:38:26 PM  
I mean, what do you expect when you elect a swamp monster to 'drain the swamp'?
 
2017-08-25 04:38:38 PM  

ihaveaGED: I had drinks there on Tuesday. The staff was pleasant, but they kept shaking Manhattans to mix them, an affront to all that is holy. The prices were completely ridiculous for the quality.

The ENORMOUS American flag draped floor to ceiling behind the bar looked like a Draft Dodger's definition of patriotism.


Who the fark shakes a goddamn Manhattan? Place should be burnt and the ground salted.
 
2017-08-25 04:38:50 PM  

ihaveaGED: I had drinks there on Tuesday.


Why.
 
2017-08-25 04:39:00 PM  

somedude210: Waiters say the commander in chief prefers a well-done Kansas City-cut steak, a Bible-thick slab of meat that is wheeled over on a large trolley stocked with tiny cups of ketchup. Visitors can wash it down with a $16 Manhattan Tea Party cocktail or - if the waiter is successful with his upcharge pitch - a $150 glass of Louis XIII cognac. A $22 cheesecake lollipop tree comes with a dollop of bubble gum whipped cream that feels more like putty and tastes not unlike dental fluoride. It is a best-seller.


that's farker up. Though i like how a bible-sized steak comes to you well done and with little ketchups. F*cking Philistines...


C'mon. You're pulling my leg here. That's a description from Guy Fieri's American Kitchen, right?
 
2017-08-25 04:40:00 PM  

Diogenes: Well if you didn't want him to do this stuff you should have gotten a better candidate to challenge him.  So really, the Democrats are to blame.


You know PocketNinja's lawyers are gonna show up and jack you but good.
 
2017-08-25 04:41:14 PM  

The-Brain: Is this where we express our complete and total surprise?


Also our shock and awe
 
2017-08-25 04:41:34 PM  
He's gonna have to squeeze a lot more money out to become a billionaire again.
 
2017-08-25 04:42:50 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He's gonna have to squeeze a lot more money out to become a billionaire again.


We are the ketchup packet.
 
2017-08-25 04:45:38 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: ihaveaGED: I had drinks there on Tuesday.

Why.


My colleagues have poor taste. The other option was Old Ebbit.
 
2017-08-25 04:45:47 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: We had so many farking dipshiatted mother farking idiots here telling everyone they couldn't vote for Clinton because her charity was corrupt.


Don't forget, that corrupt biatch also spoke to Goldman Sachs once. She's not one of us, not a man of the people like Trump is.
 
2017-08-25 04:46:37 PM  
This is really the only reason he ran for office. Just more advertising and scamming people out of their money. That's it. Nothing more.
 
2017-08-25 04:46:58 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: We had so many farking dipshiatted mother farking idiots here telling everyone they couldn't vote for Clinton because her charity was corrupt.


People are still saying that, even after Trump's "charity" (which was never legally registered to solicit from the public) admitted to self dealing in a filing to the IRS.
 
2017-08-25 04:47:27 PM  
Our server had a heavy non-American accent, and I'd be surprised if he weren't a recent immigrant. I wasn't sure to laugh or cry.
 
2017-08-25 04:50:16 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The-Brain: Is this where we express our complete and total surprise?

Also our shock and awe


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Close enough
 
2017-08-25 04:51:30 PM  

The Silver Mullet: ihaveaGED: I had drinks there on Tuesday. The staff was pleasant, but they kept shaking Manhattans to mix them, an affront to all that is holy. The prices were completely ridiculous for the quality.

The ENORMOUS American flag draped floor to ceiling behind the bar looked like a Draft Dodger's definition of patriotism.

Who the fark shakes a goddamn Manhattan? Place should be burnt and the ground salted.


You never, ever shake all liquor mixed drinks.
 
2017-08-25 04:53:28 PM  

somedude210: Waiters say the commander in chief prefers a well-done Kansas City-cut steak, a Bible-thick slab of meat that is wheeled over on a large trolley stocked with tiny cups of ketchup. Visitors can wash it down with a $16 Manhattan Tea Party cocktail or - if the waiter is successful with his upcharge pitch - a $150 glass of Louis XIII cognac. A $22 cheesecake lollipop tree comes with a dollop of bubble gum whipped cream that feels more like putty and tastes not unlike dental fluoride. It is a best-seller.


that's farker up. Though i like how a bible-sized steak comes to you well done and with little ketchups. F*cking Philistines...


Tiny cups of ketchup. Jeebus, you can't make this stuff up.
 
2017-08-25 04:57:10 PM  
Aside from the duct tape keeping my head from exploding is the fact that Mueller has Trump's number and is digging deep.

Trump is literally terrified.
 
2017-08-25 05:00:46 PM  
You can tell a steakhouse is classy when your steak comes with a little plastic cow announcing how it's prepared.

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That steak looks neither medium rare, nor worth $60 to me. But what do I know?
 
2017-08-25 05:02:06 PM  
 The thing is... The best argument that Donald has absolutely nothing to do with the business is that it's being fantastically profitable.
 
2017-08-25 05:02:23 PM  
The magnetic key to your room also opens the door to the white house.
 
2017-08-25 05:02:24 PM  

SoCalChris: You can tell a steakhouse is classy when your steak comes with a little plastic cow announcing how it's prepared.

[img.fark.net image 609x783]

That steak looks neither medium rare, nor worth $60 to me. But what do I know?


All I know is that if anyone asked to put ketchup on a farking steak they'd be kicked out of my restaurant.  I'm all for letting people do their own thing and eating how they like, but there's got to be reasonable limits.
 
2017-08-25 05:05:23 PM  

LarryDan43: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He's gonna have to squeeze a lot more money out to become a billionaire again.

We are the ketchup packet.


TEtsuooo-*bloodyglorphysquish*
 
2017-08-25 05:07:06 PM  

valkore: Uchiha_Cycliste: The-Brain: Is this where we express our complete and total surprise?

Also our shock and awe

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Close enough


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2017-08-25 05:10:49 PM  

Vacation Bible School: C'mon. You're pulling my leg here. That's a description from Guy Fieri's American Kitchen, right?

Someone should do a parody of the BLT Prime menu like they did with Guy's restaurant. (link, it's hilarious)
 
2017-08-25 05:11:30 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: SoCalChris: You can tell a steakhouse is classy when your steak comes with a little plastic cow announcing how it's prepared.

[img.fark.net image 609x783]

That steak looks neither medium rare, nor worth $60 to me. But what do I know?

All I know is that if anyone asked to put ketchup on a farking steak they'd be kicked out of my restaurant.  I'm all for letting people do their own thing and eating how they like, but there's got to be reasonable limits.


www.thecommonsenseshow.com
 
2017-08-25 05:12:21 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: SoCalChris: You can tell a steakhouse is classy when your steak comes with a little plastic cow announcing how it's prepared.

[img.fark.net image 609x783]

That steak looks neither medium rare, nor worth $60 to me. But what do I know?

All I know is that if anyone asked to put ketchup on a farking steak they'd be kicked out of my restaurant.  I'm all for letting people do their own thing and eating how they like, but there's got to be reasonable limits.


web2.flashgames.it
 
2017-08-25 05:12:29 PM  

SoCalChris: You can tell a steakhouse is classy when your steak comes with a little plastic cow announcing how it's prepared.  That steak looks neither medium rare, nor worth $60 to me. But what do I know?


Ya, that's just not right, at all.
 
2017-08-25 05:14:42 PM  

I Know What You Did Last Summary: Aside from the duct tape keeping my head from exploding is the fact that Mueller has Trump's number and is digging deep.

Trump is literally terrified.


You have to brace yourself for the probability that Mueller is either a) going to depose Trump based upon crimes that happened 5 years ago in regards to Trump Tower Azerbaijan, or b) say yes, there was collusion but since Trump didn't know about it, there's nothing that can be done.

Thinking Mueller is going to save America from Trump is an entirely delusional belief--Mueller has already uncovered felonious conduct in the Trump Administration as high as Michael Pence; Trump asked Putin to commit espionage against the State Department on National TV, also a high crime.

Don't get your hopes up.  At all.  It's not happening that way.
 
2017-08-25 05:19:32 PM  
What kind of "billionaire" grifter grifts amounts that should be less than the rounding errors on his financial reports... over the span of an entire year?

Or gets involved with things like selling vodka and steak at supermarkets?

/He's the smartest billionaire, he'll tell you!
 
2017-08-25 05:29:02 PM  

SoCalChris: You can tell a steakhouse is classy when your steak comes with a little plastic cow announcing how it's prepared.

[img.fark.net image 609x783]

That steak looks neither medium rare, nor worth $60 to me. But what do I know?


i ate at a BLT steakhouse in DC like 10 years ago, and the only thing I remember about it was that they undercooked everyone's orders. Sad!
 
2017-08-25 05:29:44 PM  

ihaveaGED: I had drinks there on Tuesday. The staff was pleasant, but they kept shaking Manhattans to mix them, an affront to all that is holy. The prices were completely ridiculous for the quality.

The ENORMOUS American flag draped floor to ceiling behind the bar looked like a Draft Dodger's definition of patriotism.


USA or CSA?
 
2017-08-25 05:32:58 PM  

valkore: Uchiha_Cycliste: The-Brain: Is this where we express our complete and total surprise?

Also our shock and awe

[img.fark.net image 600x752]
Close enough


I feel for you!
 
2017-08-25 05:35:10 PM  
Ugh. As an antidote I'm making some sous vide medium race filet mignon with a BBQ rub. Perfect every time.
 
2017-08-25 05:39:25 PM  

erik-k: What kind of "billionaire" grifter grifts amounts that should be less than the rounding errors on his financial reports... over the span of an entire year?

Or gets involved with things like selling vodka and steak at supermarkets?

/He's the smartest billionaire, he'll tell you!


He's a blue-collar billionaire.
 
2017-08-25 05:40:48 PM  

JonBuck: Ugh. As an antidote I'm making some sous vide medium race filet mignon with a BBQ rub. Perfect every time.


Mulatto?
 
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