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(KING 5 News)   New poll finds Amazon viewed more favorably than Trump. Well, sure, Trump won't deliver that five pound bag of gummi bears you drunkenly ordered at two AM   ( king5.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Jeff Bezos, Trump, President Donald Trump, Trump voters, percent, Clinton voters, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton voters  
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2017-08-25 11:26:45 AM  
You could accidentally buy the sugar free ones, and be shiatt*ng out your intestines, and the byproduct would still be more favorable to me than Trump.
 
2017-08-25 11:43:08 AM  
Go with the best.  Added bonus: blue poop.
 
2017-08-25 12:24:38 PM  
Trump is the REASON you were up at 2 a.m. drunk-shopping online though.

He should be getting a marketing kickback from distillers.
 
2017-08-25 01:33:12 PM  
Why was this even a poll?
 
2017-08-25 01:34:34 PM  

sirrerun: Why was this even a poll?


It's Trump, Jake.
Why did I even ask that stupid question.
 
2017-08-25 01:47:05 PM  
What sort of sick individual orders gummi bears while drunk?

Dildos, buttplugs, and cockrings, sure, I understand that.
 
2017-08-25 03:26:41 PM  

RJReves: What sort of sick individual orders gummi bears while drunk?

Dildos, buttplugs, and cockrings, sure, I understand that.


img.fark.net
/shamed
 
2017-08-25 07:20:55 PM  
Fark gummi bears. It's wine gums, or in a pinch Jolly Ranchers for me.

Do they sell 5 pound bags of Jolly Ranchers?

/checks Amazon
 
2017-08-25 07:27:26 PM  
Why?.
 
2017-08-25 07:28:24 PM  
I already purchase steam games while drunk. I don't need another idea for my drunken brain to latch onto. Thanks fark.
 
2017-08-25 07:28:55 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Go with the best.  Added bonus: blue poop.


Albanese gummies really are the best. This Haribo family has been converted.
 
2017-08-25 07:29:15 PM  
Obviously they didn't ask anyone who used to like going to South Lake Union.
 
2017-08-25 07:32:11 PM  

BMulligan: Obviously they didn't ask anyone who used to like going to South Lake Union.


Going where? The Jiffy Lube? I mean, if you wanted to score drugs or meet a certain kind of 'friend' for a quick handy, sure. But what else was going on in SLU 10 years ago?
 
2017-08-25 07:37:27 PM  
This feels like another step towards a dystopian cyberpunk future.

Not even one of the over the top ones either like Shadowrun or Bladerunner, instead we'd just get all the bad and none of the cool.
 
2017-08-25 07:41:58 PM  
In all fairness, I would prefer to die from Amazonian Snu-Snu. As, opposed to the spray tanned grifter-in-chief throwing the nukes when he is pinching a loaf over a KFC $20 bucket.
 
2017-08-25 07:44:45 PM  

bdub77: You could accidentally buy the sugar free ones, and be shiatt*ng out your intestines, and the byproduct would still be more favorable to me than Trump.


They have been sold out forever, but CVS has sugar free gummy bears with a warning about a laxitive effect. To CVS... FOR SCIENCE!!!

/poop thread
 
2017-08-25 07:46:58 PM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2017-08-25 07:47:20 PM  

invictus2: In all fairness, I would prefer to die from Amazonian Snu-Snu. As, opposed to the spray tanned grifter-in-chief throwing the nukes when he is pinching a loaf over a KFC $20 bucket.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 07:48:57 PM  
Meh. I prefer jelly babies.
 
2017-08-25 07:49:16 PM  

sirrerun: Why was this even a poll?


http://time.com/money/4904871/donald-trump-amazon-taxes-twitter-jeff-b​ezos/
 
2017-08-25 07:51:44 PM  

toraque: RJReves: What sort of sick individual orders gummi bears while drunk?

Dildos, buttplugs, and cockrings, sure, I understand that.

[img.fark.net image 515x218]
/shamed


Pfft... amature. This is how you drunkingly shop
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 07:53:02 PM  

Brainsick: BMulligan: Obviously they didn't ask anyone who used to like going to South Lake Union.

Going where? The Jiffy Lube? I mean, if you wanted to score drugs or meet a certain kind of 'friend' for a quick handy, sure. But what else was going on in SLU 10 years ago?


That's right. All those restaurants just sprang up in the last few years.
 
2017-08-25 08:02:41 PM  

bdub77: You could accidentally buy the sugar free ones, and be shiatt*ng out your intestines, and the byproduct would still be more favorable to me than Trump.


In case there is anyone left who is somehow still in doubt about this:

Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge (Warning: Intestinal Exorcism Guaranteed)
Youtube sMjgaa5j_LE
 
2017-08-25 08:45:15 PM  
5 lbs of gummy bears...pftthh...amateur

5 lb gummy bear is the true ambien Amazon spend.

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 08:52:30 PM  

Harry_Seldon: 5 lbs of gummy bears...pftthh...amateur

5 lb gummy bear is the true ambien Amazon spend.

[img.fark.net image 620x412]


Will It Stop a Bullet? | Shooting Gummy Bears, Feisty Pets, Putty, & more!
Youtube ir0uL_WU8gs
 
2017-08-25 08:57:06 PM  

vrax: bdub77: You could accidentally buy the sugar free ones, and be shiatt*ng out your intestines, and the byproduct would still be more favorable to me than Trump.

In case there is anyone left who is somehow still in doubt about this:

[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/sMjgaa5j_LE - 480x270]



Projectile vomiting and projectile diarrhea, back to back. lol... this is why I can never quit fark.
 
2017-08-25 09:35:10 PM  

invictus2: In all fairness, I would prefer to die from Amazonian Snu-Snu. As, opposed to the spray tanned grifter-in-chief throwing the nukes when he is pinching a loaf over a KFC $20 bucket.


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2017-08-25 10:02:42 PM  
I miss ambien - this was one of my better purchases.
 
2017-08-25 10:22:41 PM  

RJReves: What sort of sick individual orders gummi bears while drunk?

Dildos, buttplugs, and cockrings, sure, I understand that.


I buy gummy dicks.
 
2017-08-26 12:42:22 AM  
It was Swedish Fish, you insensitive clod
 
2017-08-26 01:03:16 AM  

Holfax: sirrerun: Why was this even a poll?

http://time.com/money/4904871/donald-trump-amazon-taxes-twitter-jeff-b​ezos/


I know about that. Doesn't explain why anyone spent money on a poll.
Unless there's a new Prime benefit I hadn't heard about.
 
2017-08-26 02:46:20 PM  

STDMan69: bdub77: You could accidentally buy the sugar free ones, and be shiatt*ng out your intestines, and the byproduct would still be more favorable to me than Trump.

They have been sold out forever, but CVS has sugar free gummy bears with a warning about a laxitive effect. To CVS... FOR SCIENCE!!!

/poop thread


Ah, but will CVS home deliver?  Because that would be the perfect package for the goddam zombies in my neighborhood to steal off my porch.
 
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