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(Metro)   Huge, horny spiders are setting off burglar alarms in homes as they desperately search for mates   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-08-25 08:11:40 AM  
The alarm companies need to use this as a selling point.  I mean, I'd want to know if a sex-crazed spider is trying to invade my house.
 
2017-08-25 08:39:07 AM  
This just in...the UK has gone insane. Film at 11....if they don't eat it first.
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2017-08-25 08:53:19 AM  

Walker: This just in...the UK has gone insane. Film at 11....if they don't eat it first.
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In the same way that I cannot judge the US based on Fox news, you cannot judge the UK based on a shiatty free tabloid.

Why do so many farkers struggle with that?
 
2017-08-25 08:55:02 AM  

Lady J: Walker: This just in...the UK has gone insane. Film at 11....if they don't eat it first.
[img.fark.net image 850x596]

In the same way that I cannot judge the US based on Fox news, you cannot judge the UK based on a shiatty free tabloid.

Why do so many farkers struggle with that?


The picture I posted was not from a tabloid.
 
2017-08-25 08:56:42 AM  
Not Australia? I'm mildly taken aback.
 
2017-08-25 09:04:03 AM  
But enough about subby's mom and sisters.
 
2017-08-25 09:04:53 AM  
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2017-08-25 09:06:18 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Not Australia? I'm mildly taken aback.


Duhhh, they are not poisonous, so Australia is not obligatory.

/ just creeeepy...
 
2017-08-25 09:07:17 AM  

awruk!: The Irresponsible Captain: Not Australia? I'm mildly taken aback.

Duhhh, they are not poisonous, so Australia is not obligatory.

/ just creeeepy...


Venomous. Duh.
 
2017-08-25 09:09:50 AM  
Huge Horny Spiders is the name of my David Bowie tribute band.
 
2017-08-25 09:12:32 AM  

LarryDan43: awruk!: The Irresponsible Captain: Not Australia? I'm mildly taken aback.

Duhhh, they are not poisonous, so Australia is not obligatory.

/ just creeeepy...

Venomous. Duh.


Arachnologist humor: is that spider venomous? 
No, it beats it's prey to death with an itty bitty club
 
2017-08-25 09:12:59 AM  
"The great spider invasion of Autumn 2014 is an excellent excuse to get a cat."  is the caption under a pic.  Think this one might be recycled...
 
2017-08-25 09:15:40 AM  
This totally should have been a Photoshop contest.
 
2017-08-25 09:24:40 AM  
Meh, spiders dont sting me or suck my blood, but they do eat the things that do.

I have no problem with spiders.
 
2017-08-25 09:25:17 AM  

Lucky LaRue: The alarm companies need to use this as a selling point.  I mean, I'd want to know if a sex-crazed spider is trying to invade my house.


img.fark.net
Exactly.
 
2017-08-25 09:30:12 AM  
I had a bizarre microecosystem in my house.  We'd get ant invasions, accompanied shortly thereafter by a spider invasion, which would take care of the ants (and occasionally one another).  This would be followed by the cave crickets, which would clean up the spider carcasses.

Was never really sure what happened to the crickets.  Figured it was a matter at that point of "last man standing".
 
2017-08-25 09:32:56 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I had a bizarre microecosystem in my house.  We'd get ant invasions, accompanied shortly thereafter by a spider invasion, which would take care of the ants (and occasionally one another).  This would be followed by the cave crickets, which would clean up the spider carcasses.

Was never really sure what happened to the crickets.  Figured it was a matter at that point of "last man standing".


The crickets were eaten by the cats.
The cats were eaten by the wolves.
The wolves were eaten by the gorillas.
The gorillas died off in winter.
 
2017-08-25 09:34:09 AM  
i.telegraph.co.uk
you gonna get raped
 
2017-08-25 09:41:20 AM  
And this is the first shiat I read after getting to work...Might as well get to work.
 
2017-08-25 09:41:52 AM  
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2017-08-25 09:48:32 AM  
They've come for our women!
 
2017-08-25 09:59:15 AM  
I find it a bit annoying when strands of spider web set off the motion detectors on my security cameras.
 
2017-08-25 10:04:39 AM  
i.pinimg.com
 
2017-08-25 10:07:24 AM  
Love the headline. Nice job subby
 
2017-08-25 10:15:56 AM  
Huge Horny Spiders is the name of my David Bowie trib...

Erma Gerdd: Huge Horny Spiders is the name of my David Bowie tribute band.


*SHAKES 8 TINY FISTS*
 
2017-08-25 10:16:16 AM  
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Sexy Shelob approves.
 
2017-08-25 10:18:28 AM  
I was surprised that the article was actually somewhat amusing and informative, given Metro and all but hey- gifs make everything better.
 
2017-08-25 10:18:36 AM  
you gonna get webbed
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OOF
2017-08-25 10:21:18 AM  
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2017-08-25 10:24:38 AM  
hilariousgifs.com
 
2017-08-25 10:25:53 AM  

Dennis el Campesino: "The great spider invasion of Autumn 2014 is an excellent excuse to get a cat."  is the caption under a pic.  Think this one might be recycled...


PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!
 
2017-08-25 10:29:29 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Dennis el Campesino: "The great spider invasion of Autumn 2014 is an excellent excuse to get a cat."  is the caption under a pic.  Think this one might be recycled...

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!


Just don't eat the meatloaf.
 
2017-08-25 10:34:17 AM  

chewd: Meh, spiders dont sting me or suck my blood, but they do eat the things that do.

I have no problem with spiders.


THIS.

Legions of tiny pharoah ants, silverfish, big ol garbage flies, moths are way more annoying. Spiders, meh except for the webs.
 
2017-08-25 10:38:21 AM  

Walker: This just in...the UK has gone insane. Film at 11....if they don't eat it first.
[img.fark.net image 850x596]


I know, right? I mean seriously, who has a white floor with white walls??
 
2017-08-25 10:46:18 AM  
www.pubenstock.com
 
2017-08-25 10:49:30 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x239]
Sexy Shelob approves.


As does Lloth.
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2017-08-25 10:51:57 AM  
I have a spider that's addicted to cigarettes. I flick an ash in the web and he's all "I'm savin this one for later" and wraps it in silk. He's cool but he's a little whacked in the head.
August 25, 2017
Youtube otONdar2I1s
 
2017-08-25 10:54:55 AM  
No one has thought of turning the spiders gay so as to produce fewer new spiders and make the real estate values go up?

There are lots of experts out there for what turns things gay who have all failed at everything but lying.
 
2017-08-25 10:57:41 AM  

Spartapuss: [www.pubenstock.com image 850x567]


Julia Ann pre-boob job?
 
2017-08-25 10:58:15 AM  

Spartapuss: [www.pubenstock.com image 850x567]


[I-have-the-weirdest-boner.jpg]
 
2017-08-25 11:05:52 AM  
At least they aren't Martian Spiders.

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Or, LV426 spiders

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2017-08-25 11:10:15 AM  

fappomatic: I have a spider that's addicted to cigarettes. I flick an ash in the web and he's all "I'm savin this one for later" and wraps it in silk. He's cool but he's a little whacked in the head.
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/otONdar2I1s - 480x270]


Enabler. He'd have quit months ago if you'd stop tempting him.
 
2017-08-25 11:10:40 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: I had a bizarre microecosystem in my house.  We'd get ant invasions, accompanied shortly thereafter by a spider invasion, which would take care of the ants (and occasionally one another).  This would be followed by the cave crickets, which would clean up the spider carcasses.

Was never really sure what happened to the crickets.  Figured it was a matter at that point of "last man standing".


I never knew what a cave cricket was until I moved into my current house.  First time I saw one, I almost crapped myself.  I didn't know what it was, it looked like a cross between a spider and a cricket, so I named them sprickets.  Those are the most foul things I've ever seen and I can't deal with them.  I can get close enough to throw a box over them and then leave a post-it on top letting my husband know he has to deal with it.

Occasionally the cats get to them before I do and I wake up to a 3 inch striped leg on the kitchen floor.  God, those things are disgusting.
 
2017-08-25 11:13:39 AM  

MurphyMurphy: [img.fark.net image 600x410]


that's awesome. horrible but awesome.
 
2017-08-25 11:14:30 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: fappomatic: I have a spider that's addicted to cigarettes. I flick an ash in the web and he's all "I'm savin this one for later" and wraps it in silk. He's cool but he's a little whacked in the head.
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/otONdar2I1s - 480x270]

Enabler. He'd have quit months ago if you'd stop tempting him.


I tried to put a patch on him but that was tricky. Removing them a nightmare. Have you ever seen a bald spider?
 
2017-08-25 11:14:32 AM  

OkieDookie: At least they aren't Martian Spiders.

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Or, LV426 spiders

[img.fark.net image 318x158]


Or , SGU spiders
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 11:15:20 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Not Australia? I'm mildly taken aback.


There was no health bar.
 
2017-08-25 11:33:52 AM  
The CrackSpider Documentory
Youtube DOSMEG8QdVo


Nice web crack spider
 
2017-08-25 11:41:52 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I was surprised that the article was actually somewhat amusing and informative, given Metro and all but hey- gifs make everything better.


Yes that and links to some other pretty outrageous stories too.

s0.wp.com
 
2017-08-25 11:45:49 AM  

OkieDookie: At least they aren't Martian Spiders.

[img.fark.net image 640x480]

Or, LV426 spiders

[img.fark.net image 318x158]


or ICE SPIDERS

s17-us2.ixquick.com
 
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