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2017-08-25 07:49:41 AM  
Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.
 
2017-08-25 07:50:45 AM  

Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.


This is truly Obama's Harvey.
 
2017-08-25 07:51:09 AM  
Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"
 
2017-08-25 07:51:50 AM  
Right, well if Trump says he does something, I figure he doesn't.
If he says he doesn't do something, I figure he does.

So ladies, you can feel safer knowing that he'll probably never grab you. He just felt the need to impress Billy Bush.
 
2017-08-25 07:55:37 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 07:57:56 AM  

Number 216: [img.fark.net image 720x720]


I laughed at that way harder than I should have...
 
2017-08-25 07:58:27 AM  
While furiously masturbating.
 
2017-08-25 07:59:42 AM  

ClipJoint: Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.

This is truly Obama's Harvey.


It might even be Eisenhower's "Walking on Sunshine"
 
2017-08-25 08:01:43 AM  

Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.


FEMA has someone in charge
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017​-​08-24/hurricane-harvey-trump-s-fema-director-faces-his-first-test
 
2017-08-25 08:02:00 AM  
In hindsight, what I think Trump really wanted wasn't in fact the presidency, what I think he really wanted was a podcast. This is what host of a podcast, not the president.
 
2017-08-25 08:05:27 AM  

ClipJoint: Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.

This is truly Obama's Harvey.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 08:06:01 AM  

dumbobruni: Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.

FEMA has someone in charge
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017-​08-24/hurricane-harvey-trump-s-fema-director-faces-his-first-test


Wait... Have we really not had a cat 3+ hurricane make landfall since Katrina?

That seems to be what Long is claiming and that sounds insane to me.

I guess Obama really DOES have a weather machine.
 
2017-08-25 08:06:36 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"


No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

img.fark.net

You're Fake News.
 
2017-08-25 08:07:30 AM  
He is a psychic with some sort of dematia. He predicted his own future while blaming Obama. img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 08:08:35 AM  
Isn't this the sort of thing that puts Trump's handlers on DEFCON 1? After Charlottesville, there were a couple reports that said that Trump looses his temper if "he thinks someone is lying to him, if he's caught by surprise, if someone criticizes him, or if someone stops him from trying to do something or seeks to control him."

Trump watching a critical TV show unsupervised, especially one that encourages Trump's staffers to keep him under control, has got to be the sort of thing that they have a code word for in the West Wing.

"Eagle Mother, this is Silver Iron, we've got a Remote too Far, repeat, a Remote too Far!"
 
2017-08-25 08:10:28 AM  

sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.


I like "Bills passed". Like he had anything to do with any of that and wasn't just sitting at his desk with a pen in hand, shouting "Gimme something to sign. I'm the president. I sign stuff."
 
2017-08-25 08:11:12 AM  

sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.


That A could stand for a lot of things
 
2017-08-25 08:11:43 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Isn't this the sort of thing that puts Trump's handlers on DEFCON 1? After Charlottesville, there were a couple reports that said that Trump looses his temper if "he thinks someone is lying to him, if he's caught by surprise, if someone criticizes him, or if someone stops him from trying to do something or seeks to control him."

Trump watching a critical TV show unsupervised, especially one that encourages Trump's staffers to keep him under control, has got to be the sort of thing that they have a code word for in the West Wing.

"Eagle Mother, this is Silver Iron, we've got a Remote too Far, repeat, a Remote too Far!"


I want to believe they say "a loose tard" instead of "a remote too far.
 
2017-08-25 08:13:00 AM  
 
2017-08-25 08:15:54 AM  

sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.


SC...as in South Carolina? What exactly did he accomplish apart from inciting a riot?
 
2017-08-25 08:16:22 AM  

sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.


Every time he mentions the Supreme Court seat that was STOLEN from Obama by these GOP farkheads I just seethe with white hot rage
 
2017-08-25 08:16:28 AM  

Sheila_McSly: sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.

That A could stand for a lot of things


I'd argue with you, but then I'd be defending Trump, and my head would probably get blowed up real good.
 
2017-08-25 08:17:17 AM  

Basket Of Deplorables: sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.

Every time he mentions the Supreme Court seat that was STOLEN from Obama by these GOP farkheads I just seethe with white hot rage


supreme court. White supremacists  were in VA
 
2017-08-25 08:23:13 AM  

BeesNuts: dumbobruni: Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.

FEMA has someone in charge
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017-​08-24/hurricane-harvey-trump-s-fema-director-faces-his-first-test

Wait... Have we really not had a cat 3+ hurricane make landfall since Katrina?

That seems to be what Long is claiming and that sounds insane to me.

I guess Obama really DOES have a weather machine.


Ike was Cat 3 or 4 when it hit Texas n 2008. I think Wilma was the last Cat 3 to hit US mainland, and that was Oct of 2008.

Ike hit us in Houston and kept on going. This Harvey sumbiatch is going to hit, then hang around for five days dumping rain, rain and more rain. I'm 30 something miles northeast of Houston and still projected for almost 30 inches of rain. If it comes in batches and is spread out over the course of five days, we should be ok. If there isn't a break period or two, then we are gonna be screwed.
 
2017-08-25 08:24:56 AM  

Sheila_McSly: sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.

That A could stand for a lot of things


The Trump aaayyyyyy

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 08:25:49 AM  

BeesNuts: dumbobruni: Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.

FEMA has someone in charge
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017-​08-24/hurricane-harvey-trump-s-fema-director-faces-his-first-test

Wait... Have we really not had a cat 3+ hurricane make landfall since Katrina?

That seems to be what Long is claiming and that sounds insane to me.

I guess Obama really DOES have a weather machine.


Sandy and Irene seem to be forgotten or something
 
2017-08-25 08:27:18 AM  
Snif - it's a beautiful thing...

s28.postimg.org
 
2017-08-25 08:30:52 AM  

thehobbes: Basket Of Deplorables: sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.

Every time he mentions the Supreme Court seat that was STOLEN from Obama by these GOP farkheads I just seethe with white hot rage

supreme court. White supremacists  were in VA


Very fine people. Many sides, Many sides.
 
2017-08-25 08:31:19 AM  
I think he's chewed the flavor out of the Fake News lie. It's just for him now. He'll scroll down and see the two or three supportive replies and be happy--or whatever passes for happy in his world.
 
2017-08-25 08:31:47 AM  
I bet Donnie pissed him off yesterday.
 
2017-08-25 08:31:50 AM  

ClipJoint: This is truly Obama's Fartbongo'sHarvey.


/FTFY
 
2017-08-25 08:32:17 AM  
I like how Trump's attempt at countering 'fake news' is to scream "NUH UH" via Twitter.  Yeah, sure showed them.
 
2017-08-25 08:33:52 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-08-25 08:37:29 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: I like how Trump's attempt at countering 'fake news' is to scream "NUH UH" via Twitter.  Yeah, sure showed them.


I think the greatest overarching insult about Republican President Donald Trump is that it is absolutely artless.

We don't even get the respect of complete sentences or reasonably good sophistry, we just get constant word salad with racist croutons from all members of his administration.
 
2017-08-25 08:38:49 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: BeesNuts: dumbobruni: Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.

FEMA has someone in charge
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017-​08-24/hurricane-harvey-trump-s-fema-director-faces-his-first-test

Wait... Have we really not had a cat 3+ hurricane make landfall since Katrina?

That seems to be what Long is claiming and that sounds insane to me.

I guess Obama really DOES have a weather machine.

Sandy and Irene seem to be forgotten or something


Sandy hit the Northeast, and as we all know that's not Real America
 
2017-08-25 08:39:51 AM  

Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.


Where I come from we call that karma. Texas is notoriously anti government and anti science. Let's see how it works out fir them. And since they're also against handouts, I have a crate full of thoughts, prayers and bootstraps for them ready to go.
 
2017-08-25 08:44:45 AM  
To date Trump has three success to brag about. His nominee to the supreme court was approved. Of course this was handed to him and he had a friendly Senate. The United States survived a total solar eclipse. He has played more golf in seven months than any president has in four years.
 
2017-08-25 08:45:16 AM  

justafarkingchef: Where I come from we call that karma. Texas is notoriously anti government and anti science. Let's see how it works out fir them.


It works out fine because the blue states subsidize them.
 
2017-08-25 08:46:29 AM  

jaytkay: justafarkingchef: Where I come from we call that karma. Texas is notoriously anti government and anti science. Let's see how it works out fir them.

It works out fine because the blue states subsidize them.


Texas is one of the few red states that pays more than they take.
 
2017-08-25 08:49:52 AM  

BeesNuts: dumbobruni: Sheila_McSly: Well, with a massive hurricane about to hit Texas, and nobody in charge of FEMA or NOAA, it's not like he has anything else to care about or do.

FEMA has someone in charge
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2017-​08-24/hurricane-harvey-trump-s-fema-director-faces-his-first-test

Wait... Have we really not had a cat 3+ hurricane make landfall since Katrina?

That seems to be what Long is claiming and that sounds insane to me.

I guess Obama really DOES have a weather machine.


Technically, we haven't. Sandy went too far north to be called a hurricane anymore. So we had a superstorm hit, but no hurricanes.
 
2017-08-25 08:50:32 AM  

sirrerun: Lost Thought 00: Now Donnie is referring to himself as "The Trump"

No, unfortunately. He abbreviated Administration as "A."

[img.fark.net image 507x217]

You're Fake News.


What the fark does ISIS even mean in that context?
 
2017-08-25 08:50:36 AM  
Has anyone made a Harvey the bunny joke yet?  'Cause those never get old.
 
2017-08-25 08:52:13 AM  

sirrerun: Texas is one of the few red states that pays more than they take.


Only when oil prices are high.
 
2017-08-25 08:52:22 AM  
He's the Trump; he's A-number one!
 
2017-08-25 08:52:28 AM  
He's going through the Greatest Hits this morning:

8 Dems Control the Senate
No Bills Can Be Passed
I've Passed More Bills Than Anyone Ever
Weird, Considering What He Said/Wrote to Me in Private
Fake News Hurts My Feels
 
2017-08-25 08:53:22 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-25 08:53:47 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: What the fark does ISIS even mean in that context?


img.fark.net

I think he's saying he killed regulations, the border, the military, ISIS, and South Carolina.
 
2017-08-25 08:56:02 AM  

born_yesterday: He's the Trump; he's A-number one!


He's the Trump; he's A-(hole)-number one!
 
2017-08-25 08:57:13 AM  

sirrerun: jaytkay: justafarkingchef: Where I come from we call that karma. Texas is notoriously anti government and anti science. Let's see how it works out fir them.

It works out fine because the blue states subsidize them.

Texas is one of the few red states that pays more than they take.


that matters not in the world of disaster relief.
 
2017-08-25 08:59:32 AM  
img.fark.net
1. I don't think anyone asks Trump shiat about the 2018 elections.
2. It's great that you can't have a private conversation with the President without him considering it blackmail material. Being a Republican sounds awesome.
 
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