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(Politicus USA)   Donald Trump sees Texas is expecting a hurricane, so he decides to send a video of: A) Hurricane preparedness tips; B) Encouragement to stay safe; C) Propaganda about himself   ( politicususa.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Donald Trump, Trump White House, Hurricane Harvey, Ivana Trump, Fred Trump, potentially deadly hurricane, action movie music, competent White House  
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2017-08-24 10:23:35 PM  
Even better, nobody at the helm at FEMA, not even heckva job Brownie
 
2017-08-24 10:27:10 PM  
A stupid commercial?

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2017-08-24 10:30:04 PM  
Good luck everyone, there will be no help from this "government".
 
2017-08-24 10:30:37 PM  
As a Texan that's in the path, go fark yourself Trump. I wasn't even counting on you doing anything to actually help, and you still manage to be a disappointment.
 
2017-08-24 10:31:48 PM  
President Trump has the slimmest chance to help a State that voted for him. Does he:
A) Do the absolute minimum by excreting some sort of platitude
B) Put forward some sort of plan that might actually have some sort of positive outcome somewhere
C) Carefully aim at his own foot with the largest caliber weapon he can find
 
2017-08-24 10:32:44 PM  

scottydoesntknow: As a Texan that's in the path, go fark yourself Trump. I wasn't even counting on you doing anything to actually help, and you still manage to be a disappointment.


What can we do to help?
 
2017-08-24 10:34:02 PM  
Trump wants Texas to know he's barking orders in the FEMA head office, he's sitting at the head of the FEMA table, and this video will be used against him in Texas elections if FEMA fails to deliver in the aftermath.

#MAGA
 
2017-08-24 10:34:09 PM  
He's hoping for massive damage just so he can have Ted Cruz beg for federal disaster relief funds, then turn him down.
 
2017-08-24 10:36:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: As a Texan that's in the path, go fark yourself Trump. I wasn't even counting on you doing anything to actually help, and you still manage to be a disappointment.


Yep. And all that matters to him is that his base will eat this up, because there was dramatic music and staged badass moments and shiat.

/stay safe, scotty
 
2017-08-24 10:36:50 PM  

OdradekRex: He's hoping for massive damage just so he can have Ted Cruz beg for federal disaster relief funds, then turn him down.


You dont know how true that could be

/so true
 
2017-08-24 10:37:43 PM  
did anyone notice in that vid how damn FAT Agent Orange has gotten?  He's eclipsing Christie mass density levels
 
2017-08-24 10:38:44 PM  

poorjon: scottydoesntknow: As a Texan that's in the path, go fark yourself Trump. I wasn't even counting on you doing anything to actually help, and you still manage to be a disappointment.

What can we do to help?


Not being snarky or an asshole. I'm just not as familiar with the situation on the ground as it sounds like you are
 
2017-08-24 10:58:19 PM  
Don't worry. Once Texas is under water, Donnie and Milania will tweet thoughts and prayers.
 
2017-08-24 11:02:45 PM  

poorjon: poorjon: scottydoesntknow: As a Texan that's in the path, go fark yourself Trump. I wasn't even counting on you doing anything to actually help, and you still manage to be a disappointment.

What can we do to help?

Not being snarky or an asshole. I'm just not as familiar with the situation on the ground as it sounds like you are


I'd say give money to the Red Cross but...I think they're dirty too :(  Maybe we could volunteer?
 
2017-08-24 11:11:03 PM  

daphne: I'd say give money to the Red Cross but...I think they're dirty too :( Maybe we could volunteer?


Charity Navigator say Red Cross spends over 90% of donations on programs and services, and I live in the wrong time zone to volunteer for Texas. Looks like they'll be getting a few bucks from me
 
2017-08-24 11:14:02 PM  

poorjon: scottydoesntknow: As a Texan that's in the path, go fark yourself Trump. I wasn't even counting on you doing anything to actually help, and you still manage to be a disappointment.

What can we do to help?


Y'all are good. Just hope that it doesn't wreck everyone on the coast. I'm in Houston in a 4th floor apartment so I should be fine, provided trees don't get crazy. We're gonna get at least 16+", but the wind will not be as hard. I'm just worried about others out there. If I can get out when it calms down a bit I'm going to get out there and see what I can do to help.
 
2017-08-24 11:21:11 PM  

poorjon: Charity Navigator say Red Cross spends over 90% of donations on programs and services


Those go into the general fund. Not for a specific disaster and specific place.
There's been some controversy about that in the past

Salvation Army does direct donation to disaster areas.
 
2017-08-24 11:40:26 PM  

optikeye: poorjon: Charity Navigator say Red Cross spends over 90% of donations on programs and services

Those go into the general fund. Not for a specific disaster and specific place.
There's been some controversy about that in the past

Salvation Army does direct donation to disaster areas.


*does not apply to non-christians or gays
 
2017-08-24 11:45:43 PM  
Trump Sends Texas A Propaganda Video Instead Of Hurricane Harvey Preparedness Tips

To be fair would YOU follow hurricane preparedness tips from him? What would that even be? "Be sure all your penthouse windows are closed"?
 
2017-08-25 12:03:37 AM  

OdradekRex: He's hoping for massive damage just so he can have Ted Cruz beg for federal disaster relief funds, then turn him down.


And blame Obama.

God, what a chode.
 
2017-08-25 12:15:05 AM  
And remember texas - this is what YOU voted for!  good luck handling this hurricane without federal aid.

although I will feel sorry for the kids who get hurt during this storm.  children shouldn't have to pay the price for the arrogant stupidity of their parents.
 
2017-08-25 12:38:39 AM  

Weaver95: And remember texas - this is what YOU voted for!  good luck handling this hurricane without federal aid.

although I will feel sorry for the kids who get hurt during this storm.  children shouldn't have to pay the price for the arrogant stupidity of their parents.


When I see a young girl suffering the impact of a hurricane, I think, I will be dating her in just a few years.
--Donald Trump

/only if she's hot
 
2017-08-25 12:38:51 AM  
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2017-08-25 12:39:23 AM  
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Don't worry Texans, your God Emperor will command the sun to shine on Texas.
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But don't wait to send your donations to the Trump 2020 campaign.  They are needed to prevent the Deep State from using chemtrails and Obama's hurricane generator to create a fake hurricane.....
 
2017-08-25 12:41:44 AM  
I understand that Immigration is also keeping their checkpoints open and actively looking for undocumented workers to deport.  so now undocumented workers either face capture and deportation or shelter in place and hope the storm doesn't kill them.
 
2017-08-25 01:13:42 AM  

Weaver95: I understand that Immigration is also keeping their checkpoints open and actively looking for undocumented workers to deport.  so now undocumented workers either face capture and deportation or shelter in place and hope the storm doesn't kill them.


They know you let no crisis go to waste in cleansing ops.

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2017-08-25 01:14:58 AM  
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I am completely exhausted and repeatedly concussed from all of this winning. Please, just this once, let America lose for a change, Mister President.
 
2017-08-25 02:20:02 AM  
Good thing I moved out of Texas out fall.
 
2017-08-25 02:20:40 AM  
Donald Trump doesn't care black white people

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2017-08-25 02:21:27 AM  

whither_apophis: Donald Trump doesn't care about black white people

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ftfm

/fark
 
2017-08-25 02:22:34 AM  
So Texas is about to get hit with a destructive bag of wind and Hurricane Harvey?
 
2017-08-25 02:22:55 AM  

DORK.

 
2017-08-25 02:23:15 AM  

whither_apophis: whither_apophis: Donald Trump doesn't care about anything other than his inch long orange dick.


Now its is fixed.
 
2017-08-25 02:25:46 AM  
Sweet Fancy Moses, that propaganda commercial was underwhelming even for a pro-Trump fluff piece.
 
2017-08-25 02:27:08 AM  
Well, it's less than I figured...

I thought he'd be sending all the federal aid to any golf courses he's got down there.
 
2017-08-25 02:38:59 AM  
Trumps Katrina?
 
2017-08-25 02:41:33 AM  
Heck of a job orangie; Let them eat wake.
Do US all a favor and resign, Mueller's got you by your tiny balls anyway and you're terrified.
Best vibes and thoughts to Texans facing this storm.
Take care of yourselves and each other.
We have no leader and it's up to us.
 
2017-08-25 02:41:36 AM  

Virulency: Trumps Katrina?


For the sake of the people who live there, I hope not. The odds are not in their favor, though.
 
2017-08-25 02:42:03 AM  
Red Cross made my friends stranded in NJ buy sandwiches from them after Katrina and chased away people trying to bring in actual food relief.   They also stopped by my sisters house after a flood when she had 8 feet of water in her basement to drop off a FEMA provided mop and bucket.   The bucket wasn't even a real mop bucket, it was the same as this kid has in this picture.
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Hope you people in Texas have some big bootstraps...you are gonna need them.
 
2017-08-25 02:46:01 AM  

Vaginosilicosis: Red Cross made my friends stranded in NJ buy sandwiches from them after Katrina and chased away people trying to bring in actual food relief.   They also stopped by my sisters house after a flood when she had 8 feet of water in her basement to drop off a FEMA provided mop and bucket.   The bucket wasn't even a real mop bucket, it was the same as this kid has in this picture.
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Hope you people in Texas have some big bootstraps...you are gonna need them.


After 9/11 in Virginia, I personally drove donated blood from Red Cross donation drives to medical incinerators.

See, the blood banks in the region were full and no one needed blood but everyone wanted to donate blood, so the Red Cross figured that they would hold all these blood drives in the hopes that if people gave blood once they'd donate blood regularly in the future.

There's a reason why Red Cross liaison is punishment detail for most hospitals.  The Red Cross is farking incompetent.
 
2017-08-25 02:49:00 AM  

whither_apophis: whither_apophis: Donald Trump doesn't care, about black white people

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ftfm

/fark


I think you were right first time.
 
2017-08-25 02:53:55 AM  
Christ, what a c-word. This presidency brought to you by Michael Bay and Hans Zimmer.
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2017-08-25 02:57:29 AM  

Vaginosilicosis: Red Cross made my friends stranded in NJ buy sandwiches from them after Katrina and chased away people trying to bring in actual food relief.   They also stopped by my sisters house after a flood when she had 8 feet of water in her basement to drop off a FEMA provided mop and bucket.   The bucket wasn't even a real mop bucket, it was the same as this kid has in this picture.
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Hope you people in Texas have some big bootstraps...you are gonna need them.


When My house burned to the ground the Red Cross set me up in a motel for three days, gave me a prepaid card to buy some clothes and some gift certificates to local stores/restaurants. I had insurance of course but that took days. They really helped me out big time.
 
2017-08-25 02:57:49 AM  
Christ, Trump REALLY wants to be Kim Jong-un, doesn't he?
 
2017-08-25 03:00:32 AM  
Someone did him a favor by only running a scrawl on the bottom rather than include any of his actual comments.
 
2017-08-25 03:01:56 AM  
From the WaPo:

Harvey rapidly intensified Thursday morning in the central Gulf of Mexico, and it officially became a hurricane early in the afternoon. The extremely dangerous storm is predicted to strengthen and plow into southeast Texas on Friday as the first major hurricane, rated Category 3 or higher (on the 1-5 Saffir-Simpson intensity scale), to strike U.S. soil in 12 years.
An incredible amount of rain, 15 to 25 inches with isolated amounts of up to 35 inches, is predicted along the middle and upper Texas coast, because the storm is expected to stall and unload torrents for four to six straight days. The National Hurricane Center said it expects "devastating and life-threatening" flash flooding.


Yeah, godspeed Texas.
 
2017-08-25 03:02:01 AM  
Every televangelist asshole in America on Sunday: "Hurricane Harvey is God's punishment for homosexuals transgendered folks abortion liberals electing Trump."

FTFThem ahead of time.
 
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2017-08-25 03:03:53 AM  

Vaginosilicosis: Red Cross made my friends stranded in NJ buy sandwiches from them after Katrina and chased away people trying to bring in actual food relief.


That, and the rest of your post, are a disheartening story.  Did you mean after Sandy, though?
 
2017-08-25 03:06:15 AM  
fark both Drumph and TexAss.

/For voting for him
//Among other things
///Drumph's a shiatheel.
 
2017-08-25 03:12:51 AM  

433: Vaginosilicosis: Red Cross made my friends stranded in NJ buy sandwiches from them after Katrina and chased away people trying to bring in actual food relief.

That, and the rest of your post, are a disheartening story.  Did you mean after Sandy, though?


Are you expecting a buttload of rain?
 
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