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(Independent)   King Trump was raised up by God and to go against him is to go against God, says perfectly reasonable person   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Murica, Mr Trump, Prosperity theology, President of the United States, Ms White, Bill Clinton, vocal Trump supporter, Mr Bakker, Trinity Broadcasting Network  
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2017-08-24 05:34:26 PM  
So, two birds with one stone?
 
2017-08-24 05:47:25 PM  
Trump the God King.

Let's change the word Trump to something vaguely Muslim and scary like Hussein, and evangelical to Imam.
 
2017-08-24 05:58:03 PM  
"Whether people like him or not, [Mr Trump] has been raised up by God, because God says that He raises up and places all people in places of authority," televangelist Paula White recently told Jim Bakker, a right-wing pastor and vocal Trump supporter.

Anyone want to place bets on whether she made similar pronouncements about those who opposed Obama after God "raised him up" over the past 8 years?
 
2017-08-24 06:10:36 PM  
So when they blasted Obama for being all these things, what they were really saying is that they wished he was all those things. Apparently that's what they want in a leader. And by they, I mean people who are nutso cookoo.
 
Ant
2017-08-24 06:20:25 PM  

gilgigamesh: "Whether people like him or not, [Mr Trump] has been raised up by God, because God says that He raises up and places all people in places of authority," televangelist Paula White recently told Jim Bakker, a right-wing pastor and vocal Trump supporter.

Anyone want to place bets on whether she made similar pronouncements about those who opposed Obama after God "raised him up" over the past 8 years?


That's what I was wondering. By her logic (ha ha) Obama was put there by God too, right?
 
2017-08-24 06:29:38 PM  

Gubbo: Trump the God King.

Let's change the word Trump to something vaguely Muslim and scary like Hussein, and evangelical to Imam.


graffitikings.co.uk
 
2017-08-24 07:00:59 PM  
Luke 11:52 - "Woe to you experts in the law, because you have taken away the key to knowledge. You yourselves have not entered, and you have hindered those who were entering."
 
2017-08-24 07:38:21 PM  
F*ck anyone who says they know what god thinks.

And fark Subby for linking to a goddamn video.
 
2017-08-24 08:39:40 PM  

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He IS the kumquat Häagen-Dazs®

 
2017-08-24 08:48:11 PM  
I hate to tell you this, bible-boy, but Jesus thought rich people like you were assholes.
And he wasn't wrong.
Try reading that book sometime instead of hiding behind it.
 
2017-08-24 09:00:56 PM  

Ant: gilgigamesh: "Whether people like him or not, [Mr Trump] has been raised up by God, because God says that He raises up and places all people in places of authority," televangelist Paula White recently told Jim Bakker, a right-wing pastor and vocal Trump supporter.

Anyone want to place bets on whether she made similar pronouncements about those who opposed Obama after God "raised him up" over the past 8 years?

That's what I was wondering. By her logic (ha ha) Obama was put there by God too, right?


No, no.  She's saying that Trump is different because people say he doesn't look Presidential.  That's how you know he's was put there by God.

I mean come on!  On the one hand, we've got an old rich white guy.  And on the other, we've got a black man who many people are sure wasn't even born in the US.  Which one of those looks less like the rest our presidents?
 
2017-08-24 09:33:15 PM  
F*ck Donald Trump.
 
2017-08-24 09:37:19 PM  
There's a Google Doc spreadsheet online with the contact info for Trump's Evangelical Advisory panel, so people can contact them about resigning. Paula White's phone number and Twitter handle are in there.

Also:
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2017-08-24 09:41:59 PM  

redoctober65: [img.fark.net image 551x412]
He IS the kumquat Häagen-Dazs®


I must not Trump. Trump is the mind-killer.
Trump is the little-hands that brings both scoops of ice cream.
I will face my Trump. I will permit it to Tweet #MAGA and #FAKENEWS.
And when it has been impeached I will watch C-SPAN to see its path.
Where the Trump has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
 
2017-08-24 09:52:02 PM  

Sid_6.7: redoctober65: [img.fark.net image 551x412]
He IS the kumquat Häagen-Dazs®

I must not Trump. Trump is the mind-killer.
Trump is the little-hands that brings both scoops of ice cream.
I will face my Trump. I will permit it to Tweet #MAGA and #FAKENEWS.
And when it has been impeached I will watch C-SPAN to see its path.
Where the Trump has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


The Kwisatz Herpaderp
 
2017-08-24 09:55:50 PM  
FTFA: "Whether people like him or not, [Mr Trump] has been raised up by God, because God says that He raises up and places all people in places of authority,"

Just curious... Did she support Obama? You know, since gawdalmighty raised him up and all..
 
2017-08-24 09:57:27 PM  

RJReves: FTFA: "Whether people like him or not, [Mr Trump] has been raised up by God, because God says that He raises up and places all people in places of authority,"

Just curious... Did she support Obama? You know, since gawdalmighty raised him up and all..


I guess I shoulda read the thread.
 
2017-08-24 09:59:32 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Sid_6.7: redoctober65: [img.fark.net image 551x412]
He IS the kumquat Häagen-Dazs®

I must not Trump. Trump is the mind-killer.
Trump is the little-hands that brings both scoops of ice cream.
I will face my Trump. I will permit it to Tweet #MAGA and #FAKENEWS.
And when it has been impeached I will watch C-SPAN to see its path.
Where the Trump has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

The Kwisatz Herpaderp


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2017-08-24 10:00:23 PM  
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2017-08-24 10:19:55 PM  
It will not end well for these people. And this is how I know: I am a gentle soul. I teach youngsters how to love great literature. I love the way my wife picks our plumb tomatoes just right and then says she's my goddamn partner in all of this. I cry at the end of Ratatouille. Always. I manage my imagination and always give the other guy the right of way and the forgiveness of necessary. I assume people who drive poorly are having a worse day than me. And STILL. After a long, rich swim in the blessings of beautiful humanity. The ABSOLUTE richness of everything our blessed species has to offer. STILL. I, every farking GLORIOUS day. Still. I wait for the roster sheet. I wait for the FARKING sign up sheet. The one document I can sign away on and join the farking AMERICAN troop who promises to STOMP these ignorant motherfarking phony CHRIST-IGNORANT "Christians" into a sluice of silent justice, justice of all the striving and marginalized and justice for the suffering masses. Sign me the fark up. I want to do these motherfarkers and dress as rainbow Lincoln while I do them. That's how I know I KNOW it will not end well for them. I'm a gentle tax payer with shiat to lose. AND STILL. I will go there. FARK.
 
2017-08-24 10:52:12 PM  
Part of me wishes Sam Kinison was still alive to witness the absolutely uncharted void that is the Trump supporting Religious Right these days, only because the resulting scream would probably destroy most of the Earth
 
2017-08-24 11:04:31 PM  
An affront to God you say? shiatfire sister, sign me up!
 
2017-08-24 11:05:47 PM  
Hey lady. Your god is a dick.
Are you going to claim that the hurricane about to strike Texas is a result of them voting for Trump?
Or, maybe a result of his living in sin?
 
2017-08-24 11:06:08 PM  

Nadie_AZ: So when they blasted Obama for being all these things, what they were really saying is that they wished he was all those things a white Republican. Apparently that's what they want in a leader. And by they, I mean people who are nutso cookoo.

 
2017-08-24 11:07:05 PM  
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2017-08-24 11:07:13 PM  
And I'm sure she said the same about our last president, right?
 
2017-08-24 11:07:20 PM  

RJReves: FTFA: "Whether people like him or not, [Mr Trump] has been raised up by God, because God says that He raises up and places all people in places of authority,"

Just curious... Did she support Obama? You know, since gawdalmighty raised him up and all..


She obviously has "God" confused with "the Russians". Sad!
 
2017-08-24 11:10:56 PM  

RJReves: RJReves: FTFA: "Whether people like him or not, [Mr Trump] has been raised up by God, because God says that He raises up and places all people in places of authority,"

Just curious... Did she support Obama? You know, since gawdalmighty raised him up and all..

I guess I shoulda read the thread.


Me too.
 
2017-08-24 11:11:05 PM  
Challenge accepted:

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2017-08-24 11:12:46 PM  
Any god that would inflict trump on his people is not a god worthy of blessing.

Luckily, there is no god. It's just us, hurting ourselves.
 
2017-08-24 11:13:26 PM  
Isn't there some Fire and Brimstone for those who bear false witness and speak for False Messiahs?
 
2017-08-24 11:13:54 PM  
I can't stand these psuedo christian moronic "GOD PUT TRUMP IN PLACE THEREFORE U HAS TO WURSHIP HIM" articles.  

Samuel blew up at King Saul when he disobeyed God's command.  Nathan pointed his bony finger in King David's face and called him out for being an adulterer and murderer.  Elijah called out King Ahab for idolatry.  And according to the Bible God put all of them in place too.

BUT GOD FORBID ANYONE POINT OUT THE COUNTLESS SINFUL AND APPALLING THINGS TRUMP SAYS AND DOES EVERY DAY

I understand that these articles are written by people who really aren't that much of practicing Bible reading christians just to get clicks and shares from people who really aren't that much of practicing Bible reading christians.  But it still grinds my gears.
 
2017-08-24 11:14:45 PM  
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2017-08-24 11:15:31 PM  
Ohhh Paula White?  She's Trump's hand picked only attractive blonde televangelist spirit guide.  She's his Ivanka Jeebus
 
2017-08-24 11:16:53 PM  
Sounds like NK propaganda sh*t.  Wtf?
 
2017-08-24 11:16:54 PM  
These people will not be happy until they bring back the Dark Ages.
 
2017-08-24 11:17:07 PM  
Even more proof that I made the right decision going Chaos Marine for the new army.
 
2017-08-24 11:17:12 PM  
If God doesn't like it, He can come down and do something about it. We'll wait.
 
2017-08-24 11:17:37 PM  
You know who else rebelled against the divine right of kings?

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2017-08-24 11:18:18 PM  
I identified as spiritual before, now I'm an atheist. No god would do this to so many believers.

Unless thus is the end of the world, and I will soon be judged.

And I will ask, What the literal fark was that? How should anyone retain faith? Yes, yes, Job and all that, but for farks sake, you had believers touting the second most asshole ever.

How can I believe in a religion that believes in Trump?
 
2017-08-24 11:18:58 PM  
BTW, Paula White is on husband #3.  She cheated on husband #1, with husband #2, and then cheated on husband #2, with husband #3 (who is former Journey Guitarist Jonathon Cain, btw.)

In the interim, before she started cheating with Cain, she had a week long "liason" with Benny Hinn in Italy, which got caught by one of the tabloids.  Hinn's wife filed for a divorce as a result.

Just another prosperity gospel charlatan.
 
2017-08-24 11:21:01 PM  

August11: It will not end well for these people. And this is how I know: I am a gentle soul. I teach youngsters how to love great literature. I love the way my wife picks our plumb tomatoes just right and then says she's my goddamn partner in all of this.


You're not eating those, are you?
 
2017-08-24 11:21:36 PM  
Goddamn motherfarking Fox News watching cults
 
2017-08-24 11:21:38 PM  

lawboy87: BTW, Paula White is on husband #3.  She cheated on husband #1, with husband #2, and then cheated on husband #2, with husband #3 (who is former Journey Guitarist Jonathon Cain, btw.)

In the interim, before she started cheating with Cain, she had a week long "liason" with Benny Hinn in Italy, which got caught by one of the tabloids.  Hinn's wife filed for a divorce as a result.

Just another prosperity gospel charlatan.


More proof that if you need God to keep you from acting immorally, you are probably a pretty terrible person at your core.
 
2017-08-24 11:22:17 PM  
/drinks
 
2017-08-24 11:24:51 PM  
I watched the video Ray.
Someone please throw that crazy biatch in a padded cell.
 
2017-08-24 11:25:43 PM  

mattj1984: I can't stand these psuedo christian moronic "GOD PUT TRUMP IN PLACE THEREFORE U HAS TO WURSHIP HIM" articles.  

Samuel blew up at King Saul when he disobeyed God's command.  Nathan pointed his bony finger in King David's face and called him out for being an adulterer and murderer.  Elijah called out King Ahab for idolatry.  And according to the Bible God put all of them in place too.


1 Samuel 8-10.  God raised up a king because Israel asked for a king, even after He told them what a bad idea it was.  The Lord may have anointed Trump, but that doesn't mean He likes him.
 
2017-08-24 11:26:01 PM  
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2017-08-24 11:26:16 PM  
Theocracy is bad...when muslims do it
 
2017-08-24 11:26:19 PM  
I love the smell of desperation in the morning. It smells like victory.
 
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