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2017-08-23 05:16:56 PM  
Percival McLeach
 
2017-08-23 05:18:32 PM  
The Army parachute team?
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-08-23 05:27:23 PM  
img.fark.net
He never shut up about losing the damn things.
 
2017-08-23 05:37:00 PM  
Daun Henley?
 
2017-08-23 05:51:41 PM  
Gandalf?
 
2017-08-23 06:08:31 PM  
Christ, that place is going to look like The Tropicana circa 1974 by the time he's done with it.
 
2017-08-23 07:51:05 PM  
img.fark.net

FDR: "Don't drag ME into this shiat!"
 
2017-08-23 07:54:43 PM  
Trump?

Oh, wait that was something else golden.
 
2017-08-23 07:58:32 PM  

stk: [img.fark.net image 220x318]
He never shut up about losing the damn things.


Quirinius?  The Roman Aristocrat that ruled Syria?
 
2017-08-23 08:10:58 PM  
The University of Southern Mississippi?
 
2017-08-23 08:56:58 PM  
It's actually not as bad as I imagined...
 
2017-08-23 10:00:57 PM  
A White House official on the Oval Office: "[Mr. Trump] wanted to bring back the luster and glory of the White House. The Obama wallpaper was very damaged. There were a lot of stains on it."
 
2017-08-23 10:07:01 PM  
img.fark.net

Mongolian eagle hunters?
 
2017-08-23 10:09:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-23 10:25:24 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Christ, that place is going to look like The Tropicana circa 1974 by the time he's done with it.


And smell like it too.
 
2017-08-23 10:30:13 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 640x416]

Mongolian eagle hunters?


Stupid Mongolians - SouthPark
Youtube afnJbdT4t5g
 
2017-08-23 10:49:18 PM  
That kid from The Rescuers Down Under.
 
2017-08-23 11:42:05 PM  
This is why you Occupy dimwits won't be taken seriously.
 
2017-08-23 11:44:20 PM  
The Founders? The symbol was between the bald eagle and golden eagle
 
2017-08-23 11:45:24 PM  
F*ck that noise. I can cure my toenail fungus with lemon wedges?!?  BOOYA!!!
 
2017-08-23 11:45:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-23 11:46:02 PM  
Considering that it's Trump, the photos aren't really that bad. I mean, the eagles, but otherwise....
 
2017-08-23 11:47:35 PM  
General Shepherd? Another famous traitor who blew up the White House...
 
2017-08-23 11:47:49 PM  
Anyone who has vaguely studied Golden Eagles, because they're TERRIFYING bastiches who scare bears from kills.

Seriously. LOOK at those bastiches.

i.imgur.com

These motherf*cker are badass to the extreme.

Oh, wait, we're not talking "Awesome Heirs to the Raptor-Kingdom" but gold or gold embossed gee-gaws and doo-dads from the tackiest of President...

I DON'T CARE. GOLDEN EAGLES ARE AWESOME, AND DONNIE CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THOSE MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!
 
2017-08-23 11:49:22 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: A White House official on the Oval Office: "[Mr. Trump] wanted to bring back the luster and glory of the White House. The Obama wallpaper was very damaged. There were a lot of stains on it."


Probably grape soda and fried chicken grease stains everywhere.

(This is sarcasm.)
 
2017-08-23 11:49:52 PM  

ReaverZ: The Founders? The symbol was between the bald eagle and golden eagle


I thought Ben Franklin favored the turkey.
 
2017-08-23 11:50:51 PM  
talk about gilding the lily.
 
2017-08-23 11:52:50 PM  
I wonder which prez originally displays those eagle statues?
 
2017-08-23 11:53:36 PM  

hubiestubert: Anyone who has vaguely studied Golden Eagles, because they're TERRIFYING bastiches who scare bears from kills.

Seriously. LOOK at those bastiches.

[i.imgur.com image 337x431]

These motherf*cker are badass to the extreme.

Oh, wait, we're not talking "Awesome Heirs to the Raptor-Kingdom" but gold or gold embossed gee-gaws and doo-dads from the tackiest of President...

I DON'T CARE. GOLDEN EAGLES ARE AWESOME, AND DONNIE CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THOSE MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!


Goddamn!

Those are some claws!
 
2017-08-23 11:55:17 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 472x270]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2017-08-23 11:57:03 PM  

Gyrfalcon: General Shepherd? Another famous traitor who blew up the White House...


I think you're thinking of Commander Shepard...

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-24 12:00:42 AM  

Gyrfalcon: hubiestubert: Anyone who has vaguely studied Golden Eagles, because they're TERRIFYING bastiches who scare bears from kills.

Seriously. LOOK at those bastiches.

[i.imgur.com image 337x431]

These motherf*cker are badass to the extreme.

Oh, wait, we're not talking "Awesome Heirs to the Raptor-Kingdom" but gold or gold embossed gee-gaws and doo-dads from the tackiest of President...

I DON'T CARE. GOLDEN EAGLES ARE AWESOME, AND DONNIE CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THOSE MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!

Goddamn!

Those are some claws!


And THAT f*cker? That is like 11lbs of Pure Motherf*cking TERROR!

We mammals had best be GLAD these bastiches' ancestors died out, because there is NO way that our tiny mammalian asses would have inherited the earth if their scions had held onto the planet...
 
2017-08-24 12:01:05 AM  

stk: [img.fark.net image 220x318]
He never shut up about losing the damn things.


Varus, give me back my legions
 
2017-08-24 12:01:20 AM  

foo monkey: F*ck that noise. I can cure my toenail fungus with lemon wedges?!?  BOOYA!!!


10-15 minutes a day in a vinegar bath works too.  Fungi don't like the acid.
 
2017-08-24 12:07:41 AM  

hubiestubert: Gyrfalcon: General Shepherd? Another famous traitor who blew up the White House...

I think you're thinking of Commander Shepard...

[img.fark.net image 480x348]


No, I'm thinking of the villain in Modern Warfare 2
 
2017-08-24 12:07:41 AM  
★ ★ ★ ★  I went to the White House with my family again in the fall of 2018 and much had changed since my last tour when Obama was president.  The slot machines were a nice touch, as were the bunny tailed servers offering free drinks.  The drinks were watered down, but I expected that.  When my children lost all their money on the slot machines they had fun in the Gitmo Camp of Horrors.  I was also pleasantly surprised when two servers approached me to spend time in the Oval Office champagne room for 1000 dollars.  I was jealous that my wife got to meet the president in the bathroom.  She was so lucky because that wasn't advertised in the tour.  4 stars, because there was no shower in the champagne room.
 
2017-08-24 12:09:23 AM  
CAN WE IGNORE DONNIE AND HIS BULLSH*T AND GET US AN EAGLE THREAD?

i.pinimg.com
 
2017-08-24 12:17:11 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 472x270]


came for this
 
2017-08-24 12:17:59 AM  
The East Room is looking good. Nice to see the President gave it a personal touch despite his modest nature.
img.fark.net

/ It's Mar-a-Lago
// But you believed it for a moment!
 
2017-08-24 12:23:13 AM  

jaytkay: The East Room is looking good. Nice to see the President gave it a personal touch despite his modest nature.
[img.fark.net image 701x1000]

/ It's Mar-a-Lago
// But you believed it for a moment!


Obligatory:

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-24 12:29:25 AM  
Donnie may have sh*tty taste but gosh darnit I like those eagles.
 
2017-08-24 12:35:29 AM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 640x416]

Mongolian eagle hunters?


Came for "the Mongols", leaving satisfied.
 
2017-08-24 12:36:58 AM  
Once he is out, can we just burn it down and start over?
(starting to feel that way about the nation)
 
2017-08-24 12:47:52 AM  
"Whatcha doin?"

"Nothing special, just riding ponies in the mountains and hunting with our golden eagle. Usual stuff"
www.lonelyplanet.com
 
2017-08-24 12:48:14 AM  

Percise1: Once he is out, can we just burn it down and start over?
(starting to feel that way about the nation)


Tried it in 1814 with Canadian assistance, with mixed results.
 
2017-08-24 12:52:24 AM  
By the end of his time in office, it'll be known as the Gold House: golden eagles, golden power sockets, golden chandeliers, golden showers, golden everything!
 
2017-08-24 12:53:26 AM  

Ramien: Percise1: Once he is out, can we just burn it down and start over?
(starting to feel that way about the nation)

Tried it in 1814 with Canadian assistance, with mixed results.


What if we do it with the doors locked and someone home? No real loss at this point...

/just kidding
//the orange POS has given me a headache
 
2017-08-24 12:56:26 AM  

Percise1: Ramien: Percise1: Once he is out, can we just burn it down and start over?
(starting to feel that way about the nation)

Tried it in 1814 with Canadian assistance, with mixed results.

What if we do it with the doors locked and someone home? No real loss at this point...

/just kidding
//the orange POS has given me a headache


Do we really want to turn D.C. into a Superfund clean up site?
 
2017-08-24 01:18:44 AM  

hubiestubert: Anyone who has vaguely studied Golden Eagles, because they're TERRIFYING bastiches who scare bears from kills.

Seriously. LOOK at those bastiches.

[i.imgur.com image 337x431]

These motherf*cker are badass to the extreme.

Oh, wait, we're not talking "Awesome Heirs to the Raptor-Kingdom" but gold or gold embossed gee-gaws and doo-dads from the tackiest of President...

I DON'T CARE. GOLDEN EAGLES ARE AWESOME, AND DONNIE CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THOSE MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!


Raptors are birds that remember they're dinosaurs. It's like how most pooches are unrecognisable as wolves' children, but every now and then you meet a dog that looks at you and sees just how naturally armoured and weaponed you aren't. And then you see just how naturally weaponed it is.

It's... no, it's not merely chilling. It's terrifying as all shiat. My neighbour's German Shepherd is getting too fat to make a kill, but in her younger years, she'd put the fear of wolf in you. And I'm fine with most Sheppies. I like big dogs. The bigger the better, usually, cuz then there's more to pat and chubble and dey has ears for the scrubbling and who's a good fwuffy ewephant? But that particular Sheppy... even before she first tried to attack someone, you'd look at her and know there was something... off. She didn't--and still doesn't--perk up at the sight of humans, but she was definitely interested. Dogs have a stance equivalent to the cat butt-wiggle of doom, and it's a stance of near-perfect stillness with the ears and eyes laser-focussed on the target. On you.

Plus, she's named Orly, and that name doesn't seem to be a harbinger of anything particularly good.
 
2017-08-24 01:24:01 AM  
He is epic win.img.fark.net
 
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