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(Rolling Stone)   You know, it's as if R. Kelly is a farkin' sick bastard   ( rollingstone.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Sexual intercourse, Kelly, Human sexual behavior, Pace, Human sexuality, singer R. Kelly, Mr. Kelly, Buzzfeed  
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2017-08-23 06:38:01 AM  
He is.

Stop going to his house then, for f*ck's sake
 
2017-08-23 06:58:31 AM  
Actually, Farkin' Sick Bastard is out of Jersey, and donates a significant amount to charity.
 
2017-08-23 07:10:00 AM  

born_yesterday: Actually, Farkin' Sick Bastard is out of Jersey, and donates a significant amount to charity.


I remember when Farkin' Sick was just a baby in his daddy's arms. RIP Ol Dirty Bastard. The angels took you too soon.
 
2017-08-23 07:14:57 AM  

born_yesterday: Actually, Farkin' Sick Bastard is out of Jersey, and donates a significant amount to charity.


That's called PR money.  Capone had a similar strategy.
 
2017-08-23 07:32:52 AM  
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2017-08-23 07:33:54 AM  
He's got a hankering for jailbait.  And piss play.
 
2017-08-23 07:41:21 AM  

Jake Havechek: He's got a hankering for jailbait.  And piss play.


Yeah... he should run for president
 
2017-08-23 07:58:21 AM  
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2017-08-23 08:02:06 AM  

born_yesterday: Actually, Farkin' Sick Bastard is out of Jersey, and donates a significant amount to charity.


Did someone say charity work?

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2017-08-23 08:11:15 AM  

puffy999: He is.

Stop going to his house then, for f*ck's sake


Sad to say, but I wouldn't doubt if the parents of these girls encouraged them to keep going over to him, thinking he'd make them a star like Aliyah or Toni Braxton. He was a successful singer, but he was a superstar producer/songwriter for a lot of R&B acts.

Stage parents don't have the best judgement.
 
2017-08-23 08:50:05 AM  
that's it, I'll never vote for him again!
 
2017-08-23 08:56:51 AM  
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Uhhhhh... flush?
 
2017-08-23 09:12:37 AM  
Considering their track record, RollerCoaster 🎢 probably got offered the story but referred her to Buzzfeed because they didn't want the libel lawsuits.
 
2017-08-23 09:31:43 AM  

Jake Havechek: He's got a hankering for jailbait.  And piss play.


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2017-08-23 09:42:38 AM  
The ancient Greeks, the architects of western civilization, would regularly indulge in sexual activities with children. Were they perverts? In Puritan America, the forefathers of this great land would take wives who were 12 or 13 years old, much younger than the alleged victim. Were they sickos? In Tokyo, you could buy teenage girls' panties in vending machines. Do we call them disgusting? Of course not! What do all those things have to do with Robert Kelly? Nothing. Let's get to the point. Now some people see this so-called mountain of evidence - these video tapes, photographs, eyewitnesses, and DNA - and see a guilty man, but some of us can see that mountain of so-called evidence for what it really is: racism.

/stolen from The Boondocks.
 
2017-08-23 10:17:23 AM  

holdmybones: born_yesterday: Actually, Farkin' Sick Bastard is out of Jersey, and donates a significant amount to charity.

I remember when Farkin' Sick was just a baby in his daddy's arms. RIP Ol Dirty Bastard. The angels took you too soon.


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2017-08-23 11:00:22 AM  

thekingcobra: Jake Havechek: He's got a hankering for jailbait.  And piss play.

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2017-08-23 11:35:31 AM  
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2017-08-23 01:36:35 PM  
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2017-08-23 02:18:30 PM  
I'm beginning to think this guy isn't very nice to women.
 
2017-08-23 02:34:45 PM  
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2017-08-23 03:09:16 PM  

The_EliteOne: The ancient Greeks, the architects of western civilization, would regularly indulge in sexual activities with children. Were they perverts? In Puritan America, the forefathers of this great land would take wives who were 12 or 13 years old, much younger than the alleged victim. Were they sickos? In Tokyo, you could buy teenage girls' panties in vending machines. Do we call them disgusting? Of course not! What do all those things have to do with Robert Kelly? Nothing. Let's get to the point. Now some people see this so-called mountain of evidence - these video tapes, photographs, eyewitnesses, and DNA - and see a guilty man, but some of us can see that mountain of so-called evidence for what it really is: racism.

/stolen from The Boondocks.


One of Adam West's finest and funniest moments
 
2017-08-23 05:50:35 PM  
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2017-08-23 06:46:57 PM  
Both R Kelly and all these money and fame hungry whores are all garbage. If you get invited to R Kelly's house you know what's up but they go and cry about it later.
 
2017-08-23 11:00:47 PM  

mrrichierich: Both R Kelly and all these money and fame hungry whores are all garbage. If you get invited to R Kelly's house you know what's up but they go and cry about it later.


I'll take one for the team and blame the victims here. You met him at a CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TRIAL and still felt compelled to party with him at his house.  And that was just 1 of many instances of him being a sleazebag.

I'm having a real hard time finding sympathy with anyone involved.
 
2017-08-23 11:13:41 PM  
give me that kinda money, r kelly can fart in my dinner tonight.
 
2017-08-24 02:26:57 AM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: give me that kinda money, r kelly can fart in my dinner tonight.


I'm talking spray fart, all up in my dinner plate.
 
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