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(NYPost)   "Leftists need comfort at times like these. Gift them this pacifying item that will give them something to do in between pulling down monuments"   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Ivanka Trump, White House, Bannon fidget spinners, American Jews, strategist Steve Bannon, Breitbart News website, United States, President of the United States  
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2017-08-22 05:01:08 PM  
Awwwwww...Stevie's found his voice again...and it only took being banished from the White House to get it back...unfortunately he's coming in broken and stoopid..
 
2017-08-22 05:08:50 PM  
It looks like losing all those advertisers left a mark.
 
2017-08-22 05:18:26 PM  
You can spin him right round, baby
Right round like a Nazi, baby
Right round round round
 
2017-08-22 05:29:31 PM  
But will it enable me to fellate myself?

/asking for a friend.
 
2017-08-22 05:32:47 PM  
Fidget Spinners.

How the mighty have fallen.
 
2017-08-22 05:34:17 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: It looks like losing all those advertisers left a mark.


The readership are the marks.
 
2017-08-22 05:38:36 PM  

hubiestubert: Awwwwww...Stevie's found his voice again...and it only took being banished from the White House to get it back...unfortunately he's coming in broken and stoopid..


So, nothing's really changed.
 
2017-08-22 06:29:07 PM  
I bet the factory is not staffed with white people.
 
2017-08-22 06:35:29 PM  

RJReves: I bet the factory is not staffed with white people.


I'll give you 5 to 1 they're made in China.
 
2017-08-22 06:40:08 PM  

fusillade762: RJReves: I bet the factory is not staffed with white people.

I'll give you 5 to 1 they're made in China.


Undoubtedly.
 
2017-08-22 06:47:03 PM  
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Because nothing screams "Comfort" like Bannon's liver-spotted face.
 
2017-08-22 06:48:26 PM  
i don't know if it will be able to compete with the eugene terre'blanche 3 7s limited edition sharpened fidget spinner
 
2017-08-22 07:02:22 PM  
Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Youtube WyGq6cjcc3Q
 
2017-08-22 07:23:22 PM  
Fark off Nazis.
 
2017-08-22 08:04:53 PM  
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2017-08-22 08:26:03 PM  
People need to get it through their heads that knowing Trump is a corrupt Nazi sympathizing Rushkie does not make one a "leftist". It's just someone who reads the news.
 
2017-08-22 08:40:41 PM  
Nothing says comfort like the face of a gin blossomed Nazi who always looks like he slept in a doorway.
 
2017-08-22 08:46:21 PM  
Maybe I'm all farked up now with All the Trump All the Time, but I found that hilarious.
 
2017-08-22 08:47:16 PM  
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Fixed that statue for ya.
 
2017-08-22 10:03:43 PM  
Well, that's a lot of money for a shiatty gun range Target
 
2017-08-22 10:09:18 PM  
Finally, a left-handed fidget spinner.
 
2017-08-22 10:25:46 PM  
D'aw, he thinks slapping a sticker of his hideous mug on a premade item that the kids like will make people like him...
 
2017-08-22 10:28:58 PM  
Well, at least this explains which fidget spinners have been catching fire...
 
2017-08-22 10:29:16 PM  
what is it good for?  absolutely nothing

/#war
 
2017-08-22 10:31:10 PM  
People used to fidget with their rosaries.
 
2017-08-22 10:31:33 PM  
That was weird.

I don't think I understand modern society.
 
2017-08-22 10:44:13 PM  
I would love to see a political breakdown of fidget spinner usage by adults.  Because then we'd have objective evidence of how many idiots there are in politics.
 
2017-08-22 11:47:54 PM  

skyotter: I would love to see a political breakdown of fidget spinner usage by adults.  Because then we'd have objective evidence of how many idiots there are in politics.


All of the adults I've seen using fidget spinners were scruffy hipsters, and that would be my guess for their number one adult demographic. By your criteria I guess that would mean more liberals are the idiots. And it would be a pretty big blow if my guess is true. But you have to realize that conservative adults don't play with toys unless the toys are violent and deadly, and fidget spinners aren't quite.
 
2017-08-23 12:04:24 AM  
This entire administration is so broken and corrupt that I could believe this to be a plot Trump and Bannon cooked up to make a case to censor all media somehow.  I just don't trust a single one of them.
 
2017-08-23 01:45:22 AM  

fickenchucker: That was weird.

I don't think I understand modern society.


That's ok. Modern society doesn't understand you either.
 
2017-08-23 04:14:47 AM  

Mugato: People need to get it through their heads that knowing Trump is a corrupt Nazi sympathizing Rushkie does not make one a "leftist". It's just someone who reads the news.


Reality has a well-known liberal bias, remember.
 
2017-08-23 04:15:45 AM  

edmo: People used to fidget with their rosaries.


Or themselves.
 
2017-08-23 06:09:02 AM  
How long till he's blackballed for offering to gift Liberals with anything other than a painful, gory death?

/butbutbut TINSTAAVC!!!
 
2017-08-23 08:23:08 AM  
No wonder Trump's economic plans are caulked up. Bannon's selling his for 7.95, plus shipping I'm sure.  I can get a spinner at Five Below for $3 + sales tax and print off a tiny picture of his head to stick on it.
 
2017-08-23 08:34:51 AM  

The Fark Filter: skyotter: I would love to see a political breakdown of fidget spinner usage by adults.  Because then we'd have objective evidence of how many idiots there are in politics.

All of the adults I've seen using fidget spinners were scruffy hipsters, and that would be my guess for their number one adult demographic. By your criteria I guess that would mean more liberals are the idiots. And it would be a pretty big blow if my guess is true. But you have to realize that conservative adults don't play with toys unless the toys are violent and deadly, and fidget spinners aren't quite.


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2017-08-23 11:47:02 AM  
"Proudly made in the USA"

Citation please.
 
2017-08-24 12:32:18 AM  

krispos42: The Fark Filter: skyotter: I would love to see a political breakdown of fidget spinner usage by adults.  Because then we'd have objective evidence of how many idiots there are in politics.

All of the adults I've seen using fidget spinners were scruffy hipsters, and that would be my guess for their number one adult demographic. By your criteria I guess that would mean more liberals are the idiots. And it would be a pretty big blow if my guess is true. But you have to realize that conservative adults don't play with toys unless the toys are violent and deadly, and fidget spinners aren't quite.

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So Russian Roulette is basically fidget spinners for men?  Hmm.  I'd be ok with that in a surprising amount of cases, especially the mall ninja/patridiot legions.  I like guns, I enjoy firing them for target shooting.  I farking despise the culture that's grown up around some of it.

/same problem with marijuana, oddly enough
//keeps my pain down to a reasonable level, not too messed up, edibles are not to bad to consume
///but dear gods the people you see at dispensaries and whatnot...  they're like some sort of weird weed-oriented dudebro mutation.  it's enough to make me want to combine dispensary trips with target shooting sometimes.
 
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