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(The Raw Story)   With the return of Nazis, a eugenicist decides now's my chance, runs for congress   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Augustus Invictus, United States Senate, Race, United States, Political theories, protester Heather Heyer, White supremacy, Nationalism  
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1813 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Aug 2017 at 6:50 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-08-22 02:36:07 PM  
If he's proposing to sterilize white supremacists, I could be on board.
 
2017-08-22 03:06:45 PM  
Augustus Invictus?

Dude, you're not a character in some fanfic. You're a loser and you will die a virgin.

Also, Augustus Caesar would have chewed you up and spit you out.
 
Ant
2017-08-22 03:07:17 PM  
Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?
 
2017-08-22 03:50:26 PM  
Also, the Romans were very definitely not into eugenics.
 
2017-08-22 04:12:06 PM  
Let me guess. A punchable face?

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That'd be yes, then.
 
2017-08-22 04:26:55 PM  
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2017-08-22 04:30:19 PM  
I dunno dude, you look pretty beta to me.  I think I'm going to call you 'Cuckligula'.
 
Ant
2017-08-22 04:45:11 PM  

dv-ous: Augustus Invictus?


More like Assholus Inflictus, am I right?
 
2017-08-22 05:47:35 PM  
As a phrenologist, I have to point out that he has the skull shape of a typical beta cuck Spengler. His facial proportions also lend themselves to punchability.
 
2017-08-22 05:48:02 PM  
Not this asshole again.
 
2017-08-22 05:50:40 PM  
What has to go wrong in your head to think, "My best shot is if the government would force women to have sex with me."?
 
2017-08-22 05:53:06 PM  

Somacandra: Not this asshole again.


Chupacabra 2018!

Greened article fails for not mentioning the goat blood drinking.
 
2017-08-22 05:55:00 PM  
I'm interested in what he has to say and I'd like to hear his ideas. I mean, as long as he's inspiring and he doesn't use email. Also, will he lie and make me feel better or tell me the truth and make me sad? Let's not be ridiculous.
 
2017-08-22 05:56:26 PM  

lostcat: typical beta cuck Spengler.


Hey now, that's already the name of my next Prussian Klaus Nomi Schoepenhauer Harpo New York Post Treaty of Utrecht cover band.
 
2017-08-22 06:13:53 PM  
In the past, Invictus has written screeds against the United States government over its decision to abandon "its eugenics programs & elitist mindset in favor of a decadent ideology that rejects the beauty of strength and demands the exponential growth of the weakest, the least intelligent, and the most diseased."

Well, he just lost the support of Breitbart.

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2017-08-22 06:18:13 PM  
What's his problem with color photography?
 
2017-08-22 06:24:41 PM  
fark the racists
 
2017-08-22 06:38:03 PM  
If this guy professes a love for rich Corinthian leather, it's time to panic.
 
2017-08-22 06:52:06 PM  
But whatabout Margaret Sanger?
 
2017-08-22 06:52:55 PM  
Of course. The Republicans have successfully shifted even farther towards fascism. There's nobody to stop them.
 
2017-08-22 06:54:34 PM  
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2017-08-22 06:54:58 PM  

Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?


I was gonna say. Your name even sounds likely a shiatty racist stereotype. I didn't even need to read the article to know you are a shiatty human being.
 
2017-08-22 06:55:13 PM  
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What's wrong with being Eugene?
 
2017-08-22 06:55:17 PM  
Maybe they can set the next Indiana Jones in year 2017.

Indiana Jones and the Downhill Nation
 
2017-08-22 06:55:34 PM  
He simultaneously has less and more chins than I expected.
 
2017-08-22 06:56:02 PM  

fusillade762: What's his problem with color photography?


Everything is black and white to him?
 
2017-08-22 06:58:28 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: If this guy professes a love for rich Corinthian leather, it's time to panic.


Khan was actually a cultured/learned man, unlike these pricks.

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2017-08-22 06:59:34 PM  

lostcat: As a phrenologist, I have to point out that he has the skull shape of a typical beta cuck Spengler. His facial proportions also lend themselves to punchability.


He's clearly got the brain pan of a stagecoach-tilter.
 
2017-08-22 07:00:01 PM  
I bet his real name is something like Norman Smith or Herb Biggles.
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-08-22 07:01:18 PM  
I tune out anyone who decries degeneracy and decadence. I LOVE degeneracy and decadence!
 
2017-08-22 07:02:01 PM  

Shirley Ujest: I bet his real name is something like Norman Smith or Herb Biggles.


Thru wiki I found his real name is Mark Caputo.
 
2017-08-22 07:02:09 PM  

Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?


He's literally the only person in the world who thinks that name can be taken seriously.
 
2017-08-22 07:05:27 PM  

fusillade762: What's his problem with color photography?


B&W was good enough for Leni Riefenstahl, it's good enough for him.
 
2017-08-22 07:06:42 PM  
Augustus Invictus

Bullsh*tus Supremacist
 
2017-08-22 07:07:04 PM  

Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?


Augustus Sol Invictus (Latinmajestic unconquered sun), born Austin Gillespie
 
2017-08-22 07:08:05 PM  
Fantastic idea! Let's start with him.
 
2017-08-22 07:08:25 PM  

fusillade762: What's his problem with color photography?


Same question. Did they literally bring him here from the past?
 
2017-08-22 07:10:27 PM  

RJReves: Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?

Augustus Sol Invictus (Latin: majestic unconquered sun), born Austin Gillespie


Also from his Wikipedia page: Invictus changed his name. He is a Thelemite, though was expelled from leading Thelemic organisation Ordo Templi Orientis; he also identifies as a pagan
 
2017-08-22 07:11:41 PM  
Subby, a eugenicist like the founder of Planned Parenthood?
 
2017-08-22 07:12:50 PM  

RJReves: RJReves: Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?

Augustus Sol Invictus (Latin: majestic unconquered sun), born Austin Gillespie

Also from his Wikipedia page: Invictus changed his name. He is a Thelemite, though was expelled from leading Thelemic organisation Ordo Templi Orientis; he also identifies as a pagan


And still more insanity from his Wikipedia page:
Since the beginning of Invictus' campaign, it has been surrounded by controversy. A letter written by Invictus in 2013 came to light in which he renounced his citizenship and claimed to have plans of venturing out in the woods only to return bringing war:
"I have prophesied for years that I was born for a Great War; that if I did not witness the coming of the Second American Civil War I would begin it myself. Mark well: That day is fast coming upon you. On the New Moon of May, I shall disappear into the Wilderness. I will return bearing Revolution, or I will not return at all."
 
2017-08-22 07:14:39 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?

He's literally the only person in the world who thinks that name can be taken seriously.


His full name is "Augustus Sol Invictus" and his chosen name is not the craziest thing he's ever done.
 
2017-08-22 07:15:07 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?

He's literally the only person in the world who thinks that name can be taken seriously.


It seems like he was going for a classical Roman name; but, he doesn't know how those work and he also happens to be all sorts of pretentious. It's almost like he saw names like: Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus or Marcus Tullius Cicero and decided that he should do that.

/ I wouldn't be surprised if his "middle name" was Magnus or Brutus
 
2017-08-22 07:17:02 PM  

Ringshadow: Fantastic idea! Let's start with him.


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2017-08-22 07:19:11 PM  
He's been running for office since at least 2014, which is when I first stumbled upon his perpetually-unemployed ass.

Says his inspiration to run for office came when he was just minding his own beeswax whilst clerking at a Florida pain-pill mill when all of a sudden the DEA busted in and just shut that whole shiatshow down.  Says the bust was an outrage, that the laws must be changed and he's just the fellow who can git 'er done.

His public speaking voice is a freakish affectational hybrid of Strom Thurmond and JFK.
 
2017-08-22 07:20:15 PM  
"Before his involvement in the Charlottesville event, Invictus was best known for the pagan ritual he said he practiced following a quest to fast in the Mojave desert.

He said in 2015, "I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans. I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness ... Yes, I drank the goat's blood." "

The Tampa Bay Times reported white nationalist leader Richard Spencer credited Invictus with writing a first draft of the "Charlottesville Statement."

The statement, according to the Times, has tenets including, "Jews are an ethno-religious people distinct from Europeans ... whites alone defined America as a European society and political order." "


Hell of a campaign platform: drink goat blood and no Jews allowed.
 
2017-08-22 07:20:17 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Let me guess. A punchable face?

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That'd be yes, then.


He literally looks like he doesn't have the slightest clue what science is.
 
2017-08-22 07:20:36 PM  
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2017-08-22 07:20:56 PM  

thorpe: Hell of a campaign platform: drink goat blood and no Jews allowed.


Forgot link.
 
2017-08-22 07:21:29 PM  

RJReves: RJReves: Ant: Augustus Invictus. Really? Really for real?

Augustus Sol Invictus (Latin: majestic unconquered sun), born Austin Gillespie

Also from his Wikipedia page: Invictus changed his name. He is a Thelemite, though was expelled from leading Thelemic organisation Ordo Templi Orientis; he also identifies as a pagan


So, he's a crazy person who doesn't know how Roman names work.
 
2017-08-22 07:23:24 PM  

fernt: Subby, a eugenicist like the founder of Planned Parenthood?


I like how people purposely misunderstand the Sanger quote and then crow their ignorance publicly
 
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