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(UEFA Champions League)   It's the 2nd leg of the Champions League qualifiers. Tuesday has Nice vs Napoli, Rijeka vs Olympiacos, Sevilla vs Basaksehir. Wednesday has Kobenhavn, CSKA Moskva, and Liverpool in action. Matches begin at 2:45pm ET. SHUT UP, ALEXI   ( uefa.com) divider line
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2017-08-22 09:55:52 AM  
If anyone is actually interested, Astana and Celtic kick off at 11:00 am EDT, but with the Scottish side having a 5-0 lead after the first leg, it seemed rather pointless to include it in the headline.
 
2017-08-22 11:58:26 AM  
27' and Astana gets a goal back.  Still, they trail 1-5
 
2017-08-22 12:07:08 PM  
And at the 34', Celtic get the away goal, so Astana now need 6 more goals to advance, assuming Celtic does not get any more goals.  Good luck with that.  Astana is not Barcelona and Celtic is not PSG.
 
2017-08-22 12:34:36 PM  
45' for Astana to net 6 goals.  Totes doable.
 
2017-08-22 12:36:30 PM  
At half time it is 1-1.
Astana going to the Eruopa League.
 
2017-08-22 12:37:18 PM  
Astana lead again, this time after poor playing of a bounce.  2-1 (2-6 on aggregate)
 
2017-08-22 12:38:42 PM  
3-1.  Celtic trying to pull a PSG now
 
2017-08-22 12:43:18 PM  
Astana are pressing, and they almost had a 4th.
 
2017-08-22 12:59:21 PM  
Celtic has an attempt and Rooneys it; Astana shows them how it is done at the other end.  They need 3 more in 20 minutes
 
2017-08-22 01:02:07 PM  
Celtic keeper makes a fingertip save to stop it from being 5-1
 
2017-08-22 01:02:35 PM  
And then makes 2 more saves.
 
2017-08-22 01:07:35 PM  
Celtic man takes a knock to the head trying to knock the ball with his head.  Getting his head bandaged now.
 
2017-08-22 01:09:06 PM  
10 minutes plus stoppage for 3 goals.  Astana are still fighting
 
2017-08-22 01:09:54 PM  
And that is the nail in the coffin.  Celtic get a 2nd road goal at the 81'.
 
2017-08-22 01:13:21 PM  
Looked like Shompko slipped and fell into the Celtic player.  Rightly booked for how harsh it was, but there was no malice to that.  He calmed the anger from the other Celtic players.
 
2017-08-22 01:18:31 PM  
Gotta love Astana's fighting spirit.
 
2017-08-22 01:21:21 PM  
That's tough.  Griffiths scores the third for Celtic on a well struck ground shot.  4-8 on aggregate and 5' of stoppage time.
 
2017-08-22 01:30:04 PM  
Harley, stop hogging the thread all to yourself. ;)
 
2017-08-22 01:43:21 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Harley, stop hogging the thread all to yourself. ;)


I was only passively paying attention.  :P
 
2017-08-22 02:26:17 PM  
Okay...now which match do I watch?
 
2017-08-22 02:29:51 PM  
At work, on my desk. Would be great if UEFA streamed the audio. Do they do it this early, or is that not until the group fixtures?
 
2017-08-22 02:31:28 PM  

harleyquinnical: 3-1.  Celtic trying to pull a PSG now


Eh, if I had to bet on a choke job this matchday I'm going for Lol'pool. Probably skip out on work early tomorrow so I can have my dreams crushed live. Though if they pull it out it might stimulate some action in the transfer window. And I'd bet dollars to donuts if they lose Coutinho will be on the next plane to Spain.
 
2017-08-22 02:45:26 PM  

Zik-Zak: At work, on my desk. Would be great if UEFA streamed the audio. Do they do it this early, or is that not until the group fixtures?


Not sure about the streaming, as I have a valid login via DirecTV.
 
2017-08-22 02:46:44 PM  

drewogatory: harleyquinnical: 3-1.  Celtic trying to pull a PSG now

Eh, if I had to bet on a choke job this matchday I'm going for Lol'pool. Probably skip out on work early tomorrow so I can have my dreams crushed live. Though if they pull it out it might stimulate some action in the transfer window. And I'd bet dollars to donuts if they lose Coutinho will be on the next plane to Spain.


Oh, it would not surprise me.  Liverpool not even making the group stage would just add more to the fire.
 
2017-08-22 02:46:55 PM  
Game on in Nice
 
2017-08-22 02:50:57 PM  
Hapoel Be'er Sheva vs Maribor is on. HBS with a 2-1 lead going in.
 
2017-08-22 02:54:21 PM  
Is Balotelli trying to talk his way into a booking?
 
2017-08-22 03:00:14 PM  
Oh what a save after a bad deflection.
 
2017-08-22 03:02:40 PM  
Meribor ties the aggregate up 2-2
Viler 15 min.
 
2017-08-22 03:02:50 PM  

harleyquinnical: Is Balotelli trying to talk his way into a booking?


Not the hardest thing for him to do.
I think it is harder for him to stay on the field.
 
2017-08-22 03:04:12 PM  

Pentaxian: Meribor ties the aggregate up 2-2
Viler 15 min.


Wow.  Rather unexpected.
 
2017-08-22 03:05:00 PM  
Mertens gets the turn over, but hits the shot straight at the keeper.
 
2017-08-22 03:05:43 PM  
Napoli awarded a free kick in a dangerous area.  Surprisingly, no cards shown for that raised elbow.
 
2017-08-22 03:07:12 PM  
Oh what a well taken corner, but nobody on Napoli could put it in the back of the net.
 
2017-08-22 03:09:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: Pentaxian: Meribor ties the aggregate up 2-2
Viler 15 min.

Wow.  Rather unexpected.


D.C. United-worthy defense on HBS's part.
 
2017-08-22 03:11:53 PM  

Pentaxian: harleyquinnical: Pentaxian: Meribor ties the aggregate up 2-2
Viler 15 min.

Wow.  Rather unexpected.

D.C. United-worthy defense on HBS's part.


That will do it.
 
2017-08-22 03:12:55 PM  
Sevilla is trying to regain the aggregate lead over Basaksehir.

Nice trying for a goal, give it a 4/10 Rooney.
 
2017-08-22 03:18:41 PM  
And Meribor just skims one off of the crossbar.
 
2017-08-22 03:18:50 PM  
Where is my fainting couch?  Balotelli is down with an injury.
 
2017-08-22 03:21:50 PM  
Nice cross from Napoli, but it ends up on the wrong side of the post.
 
2017-08-22 03:27:11 PM  
Balotelli open on the counter and he Altidores it.
 
2017-08-22 03:53:29 PM  
Better luck next year, Nice.  Napoli score the away goal and almost get a second, but Post denies them.
 
2017-08-22 03:53:38 PM  
Napoli with the opener.
Nice left him all alone on the back door.
And no that is not a euphemism.
 
2017-08-22 03:58:16 PM  
Sevilla retake the lead with a thunderous header
 
2017-08-22 03:59:07 PM  
Navas on his bike is all alone and wins a corner
 
2017-08-22 03:59:57 PM  

harleyquinnical: Navas on his bike is all alone and wins a corner


Good thing he didn't try to take a corner.
 
2017-08-22 04:01:00 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: harleyquinnical: Navas on his bike is all alone and wins a corner

Good thing he didn't try to take a corner.


Indeed.  Would have spilled and caused a huge mess for the afternoon commute.
 
2017-08-22 04:07:09 PM  
Sevilla close to another one.
 
2017-08-22 04:10:29 PM  
Sevilla had options on that attack, with Navas wide farking open on the right, instead goes left and the shot is wide.
 
2017-08-22 04:17:35 PM  
That may have been Basaksehir's opportunity to pull level, but it is all for naught.
 
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