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(Fox News)   Man tries to carjack three football players. With mugshot goodness   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2017-08-22 03:43:31 AM  
That looks a trite uncomfortable.
 
2017-08-22 03:54:53 AM  

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They caught one of Flattop's gang

 
2017-08-22 04:32:37 AM  
Awesome. If these guys were UNM players, it's just a matter of time to make them PAC-13 instead of Mountain West.

You don't pull a gun on a car-full of guys who exist basically on testosterone and adrenaline. I think these football players showed remarkable restraint in not killing this dumb kid.
 
2017-08-22 04:49:19 AM  
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
2017-08-22 05:12:49 AM  
Is that a dent in his forehead?
 
2017-08-22 05:42:06 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Is that a dent in his forehead?


Probably wasn't there the day before.
 
2017-08-22 06:09:18 AM  
Don't they usually ask you to open your eyes for a mug shot?

/Asking for a friend
 
2017-08-22 06:16:49 AM  
Found in New Mexico you say?  Only a few hundred miles from Roswell?

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2017-08-22 06:52:15 AM  

Munden: Found in New Mexico you say?  Only a few hundred miles from Roswell?

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Yeah, first thing I thought
 
2017-08-22 06:52:53 AM  
He did not have a good day when he tried that.
 
2017-08-22 06:53:48 AM  

vudukungfu: Munden: Found in New Mexico you say?  Only a few hundred miles from Roswell?

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Yeah, first thing I thought


It's like an alien Jeff Sessions.
 
2017-08-22 06:54:54 AM  

holdmybones: vudukungfu: Munden: Found in New Mexico you say?  Only a few hundred miles from Roswell?

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Yeah, first thing I thought

It's like an alien Jeff Sessions.


I think Jeff Sessions is an alien Jeff Sessions.

It's definitely a different year on his home planet.
 
2017-08-22 07:00:51 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: holdmybones: vudukungfu: Munden: Found in New Mexico you say?  Only a few hundred miles from Roswell?

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Yeah, first thing I thought

It's like an alien Jeff Sessions.

I think Jeff Sessions is an alien Jeff Sessions.

It's definitely a different year on his home planet.


I sure wish he'd go back.
 
2017-08-22 07:06:19 AM  
The police report says he fell over and over.
 
2017-08-22 07:08:19 AM  
I guess all the Fark SJWs must still high on prescription drugs up and still in bed.
 
2017-08-22 07:08:31 AM  
👽 that is first thing that came to mind.
/New Mexico connection did not until it did.
 
2017-08-22 07:08:48 AM  
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2017-08-22 07:09:32 AM  
Martinez has been charged with four counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempt to commit a felony.
He was released from jail on August 17.
His criminal record includes past charges of auto theft and shoplifting.


Prior criminal record on top of this and they let him out?
 
2017-08-22 07:12:13 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: I guess all the Fark SJWs must still high on prescription drugs up and still in bed.


Why?
 
2017-08-22 07:12:40 AM  
He fell down just a whole bunch of stairs onto a whole bunch of door knobs.
 
2017-08-22 07:13:41 AM  
Martinez also was carrying a knife and a note reading: Give me the keys to your wip (car) and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don't make me kill.

*sigh*
All the time in the world to prepare your note before committing the crime and 'a nobody get heart' is what you run with?
I mean really, doesn't anybody take pride in their work anymore?
 
2017-08-22 07:16:15 AM  
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2017-08-22 07:21:11 AM  

freidog: Martinez also was carrying a knife and a note reading: Give me the keys to your wip (car) and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don't make me kill.

*sigh*
All the time in the world to prepare your note before committing the crime and 'a nobody get heart' is what you run with?
I mean really, doesn't anybody take pride in their work anymore?


vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net
"I know one person who gets heart!"
 
2017-08-22 07:26:38 AM  
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2017-08-22 07:29:19 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: I guess all the Fark SJWs must still high on prescription drugs up and still in bed.


I wish the Sentance Composition Warriors would show up. Never around when you need them.
 
2017-08-22 07:29:29 AM  
How the hell does this farkwit get out of jail 6 days later? Making bail on a felony for an asshole resorting to carjacking with a knife, a toy gun and a misspelled note? How does that even happen?
 
2017-08-22 07:41:12 AM  
Hate to be Debbie Downer and all but........this kid has probably sustained some pretty serious and permanent injuries to his facial bones, etc.  This is going to be treated at tax payer expense.  ENT surgery, Ophthalmology, Oral Surgery, possibly Neurology and Neurosurgery and God knows what all else.  Not saying this kids' poor choices didn't 100% lead to this outcome but a little less damage to the kid would have been nice.  Damned kids.  Build a library in this kids' under served neighborhood instead.  It would probably end up costing the same.
 
2017-08-22 07:44:11 AM  

LesserEvil: How the hell does this farkwit get out of jail 6 days later? Making bail on a felony for an asshole resorting to carjacking with a knife, a toy gun and a misspelled note? How does that even happen?


Maybe he 'identifies' as a white female?
 
2017-08-22 07:44:16 AM  

idrow: Martinez has been charged with four counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and attempt to commit a felony.
He was released from jail on August 17.
His criminal record includes past charges of auto theft and shoplifting.

Prior criminal record on top of this and they let him out?


Welcome to New Mexico.
 
2017-08-22 07:48:13 AM  
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2017-08-22 07:48:21 AM  

holdmybones: Sean VasDeferens: I guess all the Fark SJWs must still high on prescription drugs up and still in bed.

Why?


Can't get over that the fact that Trump watched eclipse with bare eyes despite what fake science fearmongering
 
2017-08-22 07:53:36 AM  

LewDux: holdmybones: Sean VasDeferens: I guess all the Fark SJWs must still high on prescription drugs up and still in bed.

Why?

Can't get over that the fact that Trump watched eclipse with bare eyes despite what fake science fearmongering


I meant why would he think that. I'm a liberal. I played football from age 6 until 18. If someone pulls a gun and tries to rob me but screws up I'm going to attack them. It's a base instinct.

I just don't get it.
 
2017-08-22 07:54:54 AM  
The players asked the guy where they could score some blow and he agreed to take them to a guy he knew. Then he tried to rob them.
 
2017-08-22 07:58:17 AM  
Congratulations idiot!  You've earned your concussion, eye and face damage, and possible other brain damage - assuming you had one to start.
 
2017-08-22 08:01:46 AM  

LesserEvil: How the hell does this farkwit get out of jail 6 days later? Making bail on a felony for an asshole resorting to carjacking with a knife, a toy gun and a misspelled note? How does that even happen?


Because the police knew the players weren't telling the full story. Drug deal gone bad would get the players in trouble. The longer they keep the stupid kid, the more likely the real story gets out.
 
2017-08-22 08:10:34 AM  
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2017-08-22 08:12:04 AM  
how the frick does wip mean car?
 
2017-08-22 08:29:55 AM  

freidog: Martinez also was carrying a knife and a note reading: Give me the keys to your wip (car) and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don't make me kill.

*sigh*
All the time in the world to prepare your note before committing the crime and 'a nobody get heart' is what you run with?
I mean really, doesn't anybody take pride in their work anymore?


It's a shame that college has become so expecsive that this Harvard candidate had to resort to crime to make his dream a reality.  Sad.

LarryDan43: The players asked the guy where they could score some blow and he agreed to take them to a guy he knew. Then he tried to rob them.


Yeah, they were asking for it.  Nice victim blaming without evidence.
 
2017-08-22 08:33:55 AM  
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2017-08-22 08:37:33 AM  

pissnmoan: Hate to be Debbie Downer and all but........this kid has probably sustained some pretty serious and permanent injuries to his facial bones, etc.  This is going to be treated at tax payer expense.  ENT surgery, Ophthalmology, Oral Surgery, possibly Neurology and Neurosurgery and God knows what all else.  Not saying this kids' poor choices didn't 100% lead to this outcome but a little less damage to the kid would have been nice.  Damned kids.  Build a library in this kids' under served neighborhood instead.  It would probably end up costing the same.


Why don't you go live in his neighborhood and try to fix it up?
 
2017-08-22 08:37:56 AM  

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: LesserEvil: How the hell does this farkwit get out of jail 6 days later? Making bail on a felony for an asshole resorting to carjacking with a knife, a toy gun and a misspelled note? How does that even happen?

Maybe he 'identifies' as a white female?


That would explain why football players beat him so hard.
 
2017-08-22 08:42:57 AM  

pissnmoan: Hate to be Debbie Downer and all but........this kid has probably sustained some pretty serious and permanent injuries to his facial bones, etc.  This is going to be treated at tax payer expense.  ENT surgery, Ophthalmology, Oral Surgery, possibly Neurology and Neurosurgery and God knows what all else.  Not saying this kids' poor choices didn't 100% lead to this outcome but a little less damage to the kid would have been nice.  Damned kids.  Build a library in this kids' under served neighborhood instead. It would probably end up costing the same.


He would just rob it or hijack the librarian....  some things that are broke can't be fixed...
 
2017-08-22 08:46:26 AM  

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Handlebars pulled WAY too tight.....
 
2017-08-22 08:46:53 AM  

pissnmoan: Hate to be Debbie Downer and all but........this kid has probably sustained some pretty serious and permanent injuries to his facial bones, etc.  This is going to be treated at tax payer expense.  ENT surgery, Ophthalmology, Oral Surgery, possibly Neurology and Neurosurgery and God knows what all else.  Not saying this kids' poor choices didn't 100% lead to this outcome but a little less damage to the kid would have been nice.  Damned kids.  Build a library in this kids' under served neighborhood instead.  It would probably end up costing the same.


I heard the Librarian has a sweet ride.
 
2017-08-22 08:48:56 AM  

OlderGuy: pissnmoan: Hate to be Debbie Downer and all but........this kid has probably sustained some pretty serious and permanent injuries to his facial bones, etc.  This is going to be treated at tax payer expense.  ENT surgery, Ophthalmology, Oral Surgery, possibly Neurology and Neurosurgery and God knows what all else.  Not saying this kids' poor choices didn't 100% lead to this outcome but a little less damage to the kid would have been nice.  Damned kids.  Build a library in this kids' under served neighborhood instead. It would probably end up costing the same.

He would just rob it or hijack the librarian....  some things that are broke can't be fixed...


Who would hijack a librar...img.fark.net
 
2017-08-22 08:54:50 AM  

pissnmoan: Hate to be Debbie Downer and all but........this kid has probably sustained some pretty serious and permanent injuries to his facial bones,


Good.
 
2017-08-22 08:59:49 AM  

pissnmoan: Hate to be Debbie Downer and all but........this kid has probably sustained some pretty serious and permanent injuries to his facial bones, etc.  This is going to be treated at tax payer expense.  ENT surgery, Ophthalmology, Oral Surgery, possibly Neurology and Neurosurgery and God knows what all else.  Not saying this kids' poor choices didn't 100% lead to this outcome but a little less damage to the kid would have been nice.  Damned kids.  Build a library in this kids' under served neighborhood instead.  It would probably end up costing the same.


Fark, 94% empathy, 6% common sense.
 
2017-08-22 09:00:49 AM  
"[A]ttempt to commit a felony." That's not a charge I've seen before.
 
2017-08-22 09:01:37 AM  
Another Hillary supporter gets his comeuppance.
 
2017-08-22 09:02:17 AM  
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