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(Daily Kos)   Here you go, Trump's 25% that will never leave him, live and in their natural environment. It's about a six minute voicemail rant. Blames Obama and immigrants and transvestites for everything wrong in the world. Not to be missed. Sadly not satire   ( dailykos.com) divider line
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2017-08-21 07:37:56 PM  
"All Obama gave us is Eboli [sic] on American soil. He disappeared in the greatest oil spill in American history, which I think he caused intentionally. He gave us transvestites that we look like a national freakshow out of a side show of a circus," the Trump supporter said in her message to Schwartz. "Immigrants all over the place. All terrorists running all over everywhere you could imagine, all because of him."

that is what happens when you eat too much raw Crisco.
 
2017-08-21 07:41:13 PM  
25% is about the amount of support Nixon still had when he resigned from office.
 
2017-08-21 08:22:06 PM  
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2017-08-21 08:25:40 PM  
Wow. Whoa. Woe.

She sounds really rational. And pleasant. And did I say rational? So rational...
 
2017-08-21 08:31:59 PM  
This is why Infowars and Prisonplanet and the like are so evil.
 
2017-08-21 08:36:02 PM  
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2017-08-21 08:41:35 PM  
Well she seems perfectly sane to me.

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2017-08-21 08:44:57 PM  
calling Republican Senate leader Mitch McConnell "so corrupt that I don't even know how he looks at himself in the mirror."

Well, she got one thing right...
 
2017-08-21 08:45:15 PM  
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2017-08-21 08:53:33 PM  
That's obviously Hillary having a wee bit of fun.
 
2017-08-21 08:54:45 PM  
Meh, no different than "aunt Florence" at any family gathering.  Personally I treat it like a game.  I try to judge her level of inebriation by the amount of racist bullshiat that accidentally slips out her mouth.

There is no truth serum quite as total as the Brandy Old-Fashioned.
 
2017-08-21 09:04:15 PM  
Holy crap Trump is drunk on live TV addressing the military
 
2017-08-21 09:06:05 PM  
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That is all I heard in that rant.

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2017-08-21 09:15:11 PM  
I much prefer these voicemail rants:


Jimmy Dean Sausage Complaint call
Youtube f4RNb3tt0LM
 
2017-08-21 09:15:43 PM  
Fine, throw the second video away, see if I care.

Hunter S. Thompson, another satisfied customer
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2017-08-21 09:17:13 PM  

BunkyBrewman: 25% is about the amount of support Nixon still had when he resigned from office.


And Bush Jr.
 
2017-08-21 09:18:23 PM  

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Where have I seen that wattle before?

Oh yeah...
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2017-08-21 09:20:32 PM  
I read the transcript before listening and I expected dumb southern hick accent. I was surprised, what is that dumb New Jersey hick?
 
2017-08-21 09:21:13 PM  

vygramul: This is why Infowars and Prisonplanet and the like are so evil.


This. Peoples' delusions are bad enough, but those assholes FEED those delusions for profit and political gain.

And according to Alex Jones' lawyer, it's all just an act, which would make Jones even MORE despicable.
 
2017-08-21 09:24:31 PM  

jst3p: I read the transcript before listening and I expected dumb southern hick accent. I was surprised, what is that dumb New Jersey hick?


The "youse [sic]" in the transcript was a giveaway.
 
2017-08-21 09:24:52 PM  
Let's turn them into soylent green and, then dump the mix right into the ocean.
 
2017-08-21 09:24:53 PM  
After hearing the entire thing I can't stop laughing. I don't even know where to start. That woman is 10 pounds of fail in a 5 pound sack.

The smartest thing she said?

"I don't understand, I really don't understand"
 
2017-08-21 09:24:55 PM  
Obama really was the Republican base's Vietnam.
 
2017-08-21 09:25:28 PM  

skyotter: jst3p: I read the transcript before listening and I expected dumb southern hick accent. I was surprised, what is that dumb New Jersey hick?

The "youse [sic]" in the transcript was a giveaway.


Hey, cut me some slack, I didn't study the farking thing.
 
2017-08-21 09:25:33 PM  

Imperious Rex!: Let's turn them into soylent green and, then dump the mix right into the ocean.


Damn you, misplaced comma!!
 
2017-08-21 09:27:32 PM  
Instead of inventing elaborate fairytales, isn't it simpler to just admit the reason you hate Obama is bexause you're racist?
 
2017-08-21 09:28:02 PM  
A certain percentage of the population always needs someone else to blame.
 
2017-08-21 09:32:28 PM  
I haven't heard crazy like that since the gargoyle lady.
 
2017-08-21 09:32:47 PM  
And we're supposed to logically explain evolution, round earth, global economics, diplomacy to these people?
 
2017-08-21 09:33:44 PM  
Look, I'm not saying there should be a test in order to vote, but this lady isn't helping.
 
2017-08-21 09:35:22 PM  
Guys! If you say mean things, she might vote for Trump next time!
 
2017-08-21 09:36:04 PM  

blastoh: "All Obama gave us is Eboli [sic] on American soil. He disappeared in the greatest oil spill in American history, which I think he caused intentionally. He gave us transvestites that we look like a national freakshow out of a side show of a circus," the Trump supporter said in her message to Schwartz. "Immigrants all over the place. All terrorists running all over everywhere you could imagine, all because of him."

that is what happens when you eat too much raw Crisco.


I was thinking, the dyes from the jumbo size jugs of cheese puffs, but yeah
 
2017-08-21 09:36:30 PM  

LordJiro: vygramul: This is why Infowars and Prisonplanet and the like are so evil.

This. Peoples' delusions are bad enough, but those assholes FEED those delusions for profit and political gain.

And according to Alex Jones' lawyer, it's all just an act, which would make Jones even MORE despicable.


The judge that took that POS's children away wasn't acting.
 
2017-08-21 09:36:36 PM  
I hadn't heard the "McCain committed war crimes and was pardoned by Nixon" one. Amazing. And Mitt Romney "took a dive" for Obama. Wow.

The caller needs to be committed. I mean, who goes on a screed hating CEOs in defense of Donald Trump--A guy who has never been anything but a sleazy CEO.  Logic isn't home.
 
2017-08-21 09:37:33 PM  

ginandbacon: Wow. Whoa. Woe.

She sounds really rational. And pleasant. And did I say rational? So rational...


...yeah, totally pleasant, and bigly rational, trust me!
 
2017-08-21 09:38:42 PM  

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Make American Chins Again!!!
 
2017-08-21 09:41:27 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: I much prefer these voicemail rants:


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Why not buy 2 12 oz packages, then save the left over for breakfast tomorrow?
 
2017-08-21 09:43:29 PM  
Just reason with them, they said.  Try to understand where they're coming from, they told us.

Reach out to them, they asked of us.

Good farking luck with that bullshiat.
 
2017-08-21 09:44:48 PM  

LordJiro: vygramul: This is why Infowars and Prisonplanet and the like are so evil.

This. Peoples' delusions are bad enough, but those assholes FEED those delusions for profit and political gain.

And according to Alex Jones' lawyer, it's all just an act, which would make Jones even MORE despicable.


It's not an act. That was a desperate hail mary from a lawyer trying to help his client. Alex Jones is farking crazier than a shiat house rat.  He however has monetized his insanity quite well.
 
2017-08-21 09:45:02 PM  

Unright: I hadn't heard the "McCain committed war crimes and was pardoned by Nixon" one. Amazing. And Mitt Romney "took a dive" for Obama. Wow.

The caller needs to be committed. I mean, who goes on a screed hating CEOs in defense of Donald Trump--A guy who has never been anything but a sleazy CEO.  Logic isn't home.


Against communist CEOs, no less.
 
2017-08-21 09:45:19 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: I much prefer these voicemail rants:


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OMG I remember hearing this on Opie & Anthony. Great fodder for a radio bit.

"sawsitch"
 
2017-08-21 09:50:23 PM  

2xhelix: [img.fark.net image 601x416]


Also, couldn't help looking at that hag and thinking about an Erasmus quote along the lines of: Barbarians often display their barbarism without any sense of their own absurdity
 
2017-08-21 09:51:19 PM  
Come on guys.

We well-educated coastal liberal elites have to get out of our bubbles and try to empathisize with the economic anxieties of these Real Ameri....Hahaha. I'm sorry I can't keep that up with a straight face.

Fark these batshiat insane racists. If trying to connect with and ubderstand these lunatic "real Americans" is the cost of winning elections, it's not worth it.
 
2017-08-21 09:56:25 PM  

AeAe: Noticeably F.A.T.: I much prefer these voicemail rants:


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Why not buy 2 12 oz packages, then save the left over for breakfast tomorrow?


Because he doesn't want to pay the extra for that second package when a 16oz package, which they already have in Yankee flavors, would do the job. Seriously, you need to listen to the entirety of their complaint if you are gonna try and help them
 
2017-08-21 10:02:16 PM  
I wonder what Pat Robertson would say on these topics?
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2017-08-21 10:02:27 PM  
anything about the queers and what they're doing to the soil??
 
2017-08-21 10:06:33 PM  

xanadian: anything about the queers and what they're doing to the soil??


I like you Stuart!
 
2017-08-21 10:06:42 PM  

jst3p: I read the transcript before listening and I expected dumb southern hick accent. I was surprised, what is that dumb New Jersey hick?


Probably the mom of the girls who went to Howard University for lunch. On a Saturday. In MAGA hats & Trump t-shirts.
 
2017-08-21 10:11:21 PM  
That fark made a speech on eclipse day, tagging onto the unity a nation would feel.

It's planned, and I hate myself for even thinking someone would do that. But Trump would.
 
2017-08-21 10:13:38 PM  
I wonder if he kept her phone number?
 
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