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(MSNBC)   A judge is ambushed in Ohio, a terrorist killed in Spain, Two Scoops is going to discuss Afghanistan, isn't life a pain? It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell Eclipse Day discussion thread; starts at 8pm ET   ( msnbc.com) divider line
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2017-08-21 04:54:14 PM  
Hallo all, hope that you had a good day and enjoyed the eclipse if you were able to catch it. Today is my b-day so I will not be around in the thread tonight, and I will also (gratefully) miss the speech from Two Scoops over the plans for Afghanistan. I hope it's not something horrible...

Anywho, take care all :)
 
2017-08-21 05:01:01 PM  
Happy Birthday.  Hope you blow out all your candles and your wishes come true.

I predict Two Scoops will spend a majority of the speech blaming everything on Obama and Crooked Hillary. He has never been known to miss an opportunity to whine and moan about how everything is Obama's fault.
 
2017-08-21 05:02:45 PM  

Anastacya: Hallo all, hope that you had a good day and enjoyed the eclipse if you were able to catch it. Today is my b-day so I will not be around in the thread tonight, and I will also (gratefully) miss the speech from Two Scoops over the plans for Afghanistan. I hope it's not something horrible...

Anywho, take care all :)


Happy Bee Day!  Have some Bees
DR. BEES
Youtube PYtXuBN1Hvc
 
2017-08-21 05:04:11 PM  
Nicole Wallace wore a timely dress today.
 
2017-08-21 05:13:49 PM  

real_headhoncho: Anastacya: Hallo all, hope that you had a good day and enjoyed the eclipse if you were able to catch it. Today is my b-day so I will not be around in the thread tonight, and I will also (gratefully) miss the speech from Two Scoops over the plans for Afghanistan. I hope it's not something horrible...

Anywho, take care all :)

Happy Bee Day!  Have some Bees
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/PYtXuBN1Hvc - 480x270]


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

/ty :)
 
2017-08-21 05:15:26 PM  
Hopefully trump messed up his retinas enough by staring into the eclipse and cannot read his teleprompter tonight. We'll get a long, incoherent pile of vomit instead of carefully crafted, yet poorly delivered catch phrases.
 
2017-08-21 05:24:52 PM  

Anastacya: Hallo all, hope that you had a good day and enjoyed the eclipse if you were able to catch it. Today is my b-day so I will not be around in the thread tonight, and I will also (gratefully) miss the speech from Two Scoops over the plans for Afghanistan. I hope it's not something horrible...

Anywho, take care all :)


Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You smell like a Farker
And you look like one too.
 
2017-08-21 05:31:24 PM  
I'll be watching Preacher instead of King Dope showing off his oratory skills but I'll be glancing at the thread and be back for Lawrence.

/"...i had the greatest crowds for my eclipse..."
 
2017-08-21 05:33:13 PM  
Anastacya:

Happy birthday.

Anyway, I may or may not watch tonight.

After seeing someone troll on Fark so bad that Drew nuked an entire thread from orbit, I have gotten rather sick of all this.  Even managed to earn myself a one day "vacation" from Fark.

I'm just so sick of the evil that has been brought out by all this.
 
2017-08-21 05:34:23 PM  

Glitchwerks: Anastacya:

Happy birthday.

Anyway, I may or may not watch tonight.

After seeing someone troll on Fark so bad that Drew nuked an entire thread from orbit, I have gotten rather sick of all this.  Even managed to earn myself a one day "vacation" from Fark.

I'm just so sick of the evil that has been brought out by all this.


What thread was it?
 
2017-08-21 05:35:56 PM  
Happy Earth Day, Anatacya!

and what did I miss, glitchwerks?
 
2017-08-21 05:35:59 PM  

Glitchwerks: Anastacya:

Happy birthday.

Anyway, I may or may not watch tonight.

After seeing someone troll on Fark so bad that Drew nuked an entire thread from orbit, I have gotten rather sick of all this.  Even managed to earn myself a one day "vacation" from Fark.

I'm just so sick of the evil that has been brought out by all this.


Dude... Drew nukes threads, even whole tabs, just by being drunk.
 
2017-08-21 05:43:44 PM  

Clutch2013: What thread was it?


It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.
 
2017-08-21 05:44:59 PM  

real_headhoncho: Glitchwerks: Anastacya:

Happy birthday.

Anyway, I may or may not watch tonight.

After seeing someone troll on Fark so bad that Drew nuked an entire thread from orbit, I have gotten rather sick of all this.  Even managed to earn myself a one day "vacation" from Fark.

I'm just so sick of the evil that has been brought out by all this.

Dude... Drew nukes threads, even whole tabs, just by being drunk.


That bastard blocked out the sun earlier for a few thousand clicks.
 
2017-08-21 05:48:47 PM  

Glitchwerks: Anastacya:

Happy birthday.

Anyway, I may or may not watch tonight.

After seeing someone troll on Fark so bad that Drew nuked an entire thread from orbit, I have gotten rather sick of all this.  Even managed to earn myself a one day "vacation" from Fark.

I'm just so sick of the evil that has been brought out by all this.


That happened again?
Great.
 
2017-08-21 05:49:38 PM  

dr_blasto: Hopefully trump messed up his retinas enough by staring into the eclipse and cannot read his teleprompter tonight. We'll get a long, incoherent pile of vomit instead of carefully crafted, yet poorly delivered catch phrases.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-08-21 05:49:59 PM  

Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.


Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.
 
2017-08-21 06:10:18 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.


Agree completely, If I never see Johnny boy again I will be happy. He keeps  throwing in the victim blaming and then acts surprised when he pisses everyone off.
 
2017-08-21 06:11:55 PM  

Anastacya: Hallo all, hope that you had a good day and enjoyed the eclipse if you were able to catch it. Today is my b-day so I will not be around in the thread tonight, and I will also (gratefully) miss the speech from Two Scoops over the plans for Afghanistan. I hope it's not something horrible...

Anywho, take care all :)


Herpy berfday Ana! Hullo all! And JR can go diaf.
 
2017-08-21 06:13:58 PM  

Ken S.: Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.

Agree completely, If I never see Johnny boy again I will be happy. He keeps  throwing in the victim blaming and then acts surprised when he pisses everyone off.


Everyone finally got tied of Jonny Scudmarks?   Too ya long enough.
 
2017-08-21 06:14:59 PM  
Awww sonofabiatch, Maddow show will get interrupted for Trump's ego stroking. Hope he keeps his face anus shut after 2 minutes
 
2017-08-21 06:25:28 PM  

real_headhoncho: Ken S.: Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.

Agree completely, If I never see Johnny boy again I will be happy. He keeps  throwing in the victim blaming and then acts surprised when he pisses everyone off.

Everyone finally got tied of Jonny Scudmarks?   Too ya long enough.


man, i think i know the thread that he was shiatting in. I didn't realize so many people had gotten sick of his shiat.

I was fine with him until he started following me around and calling me out if i had the boobies because he thought i was deliberately trying to force a green light.
 
2017-08-21 06:29:30 PM  

somedude210: real_headhoncho: Ken S.: Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.

Agree completely, If I never see Johnny boy again I will be happy. He keeps  throwing in the victim blaming and then acts surprised when he pisses everyone off.

Everyone finally got tied of Jonny Scudmarks?   Too ya long enough.

man, i think i know the thread that he was shiatting in. I didn't realize so many people had gotten sick of his shiat.

I was fine with him until he started following me around and calling me out if i had the boobies because he thought i was deliberately trying to force a green light.


Well... going around saying "Some guy's got boobies!" does sound childish.
 
2017-08-21 06:29:57 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.


Maybe I'm just cynical but I assume at worst someone lost rights to that particular account but will be back with either a new name or an old name will suddenly rediscover their love of Fark after a multi year absence.
 
2017-08-21 06:31:29 PM  
Sooo... what's breaking this afternoon that he had to schedule an address at the same time as Maddow to distract from?
 
2017-08-21 06:33:58 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Sooo... what's breaking this afternoon that he had to schedule an address at the same time as Maddow to distract from?


He'll be talking about Afghanistan.

There's rumors that they are going to contract the war out or they will send in more US troops.

Either way, it doesn't sound good.
 
2017-08-21 06:34:50 PM  
Happy birthday honcho
...and belated happy birthday Darth.

I'd say there's a solid 30% chance we all learn something that was meant to stay classified tonight.
 
2017-08-21 06:36:35 PM  
I need a break tonight.  Going to read a book I think.  What's the worst that coul uh... never mind.
 
2017-08-21 06:37:16 PM  

clodcomplex: Happy birthday honcho
...and belated happy birthday Darth.

I'd say there's a solid 30% chance we all learn something that was meant to stay classified tonight.


About 6 months too early or late for me....
Party on Darth.
 
2017-08-21 06:39:03 PM  

Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.


Okay, I remember being on that thread, and he is the Boobieser I have "favorited" in deep red..can't  quite bring myself to put anyone on ignore, but it's the next best thing, since I know he has posted and if I wanted to hurt my eyes enough, would read it, but end up just seeing the "jackbooted spewer" as I've tagged him, and keep going. he was doing so real baiting, that's for sure.
 
2017-08-21 06:39:13 PM  

holdmybones: Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.

Maybe I'm just cynical but I assume at worst someone lost rights to that particular account but will be back with either a new name or an old name will suddenly rediscover their love of Fark after a multi year absence.


I have been thinking of starting an anti troll alt account. Do you think it is too subtle if I call myself  HeywoodJublowJohnnyRocket'sSnowshovel,Fernt?
 
2017-08-21 06:39:44 PM  

real_headhoncho: somedude210: real_headhoncho: Ken S.: Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.

Agree completely, If I never see Johnny boy again I will be happy. He keeps  throwing in the victim blaming and then acts surprised when he pisses everyone off.

Everyone finally got tied of Jonny Scudmarks?   Too ya long enough.

man, i think i know the thread that he was shiatting in. I didn't realize so many people had gotten sick of his shiat.

I was fine with him until he started following me around and calling me out if i had the boobies because he thought i was deliberately trying to force a green light.

Well... going around saying "Some guy's got boobies!" does sound childish.


my boobies bring all the greenlights to the tab,
and Johnny's like
"that's not right,"
"you're doing it all night"
 
2017-08-21 06:41:06 PM  
Lying Breitbart liar is lying
 
2017-08-21 06:42:13 PM  

Ken S.: holdmybones: Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.

Maybe I'm just cynical but I assume at worst someone lost rights to that particular account but will be back with either a new name or an old name will suddenly rediscover their love of Fark after a multi year absence.

I have been thinking of starting an anti troll alt account. Do you think it is too subtle if I call myself  HeywoodJublowJohnnyRocket'sSnowshovel,Fernt?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-08-21 06:42:26 PM  

real_headhoncho: clodcomplex: Happy birthday honcho
...and belated happy birthday Darth.

I'd say there's a solid 30% chance we all learn something that was meant to stay classified tonight.

About 6 months too early or late for me....
Party on Darth.


Oops, skimming fail.
Happy birthday Ana.
 
2017-08-21 06:42:27 PM  

Ken S.: I have been thinking of starting an anti troll alt account. Do you think it is too subtle if I call myself  HeywoodJublowJohnnyRocket'sSnowshovel,Fernt?


Pretty sure that would catch you a ban.  I'm not checking Fark's ToS, but "impersonation" like that never goes over well on other sites.
 
2017-08-21 06:43:38 PM  

Glitchwerks: Ken S.: I have been thinking of starting an anti troll alt account. Do you think it is too subtle if I call myself  HeywoodJublowJohnnyRocket'sSnowshovel,Fernt?

Pretty sure that would catch you a ban.  I'm not checking Fark's ToS, but "impersonation" like that never goes over well on other sites.


I thinking "Talking Pile of Stinky Poo" could work
 
2017-08-21 06:49:04 PM  

Ken S.: holdmybones: Markoff_Cheney: Glitchwerks: Clutch2013: What thread was it?

It was over the weekend, another thread about protests and someone who won't be named (but he likes rockets) decided to just post absolute garbage.  So offensive I put him on ignore (and I never use ignore.)

Apparently all of Fark decided to blast him, and whatever happened after that was so bad that when I woke up the next day, the thread was gone.  People have mentioned it since that Drew deleted it because apparently it really was bad.

Well, hopefully that piece of shiat earns a proper ban, getting really sick of his 'attempts'.

Maybe I'm just cynical but I assume at worst someone lost rights to that particular account but will be back with either a new name or an old name will suddenly rediscover their love of Fark after a multi year absence.

I have been thinking of starting an anti troll alt account. Do you think it is too subtle if I call myself  HeywoodJublowJohnnyRocket'sSnowshovel,Fernt?


Throw in a classic. Skinny or bevets. Or one of the losers from the 2010/2012 elections (chillywilly, etc).

Otherwise, I like it and wonder how long it would exist.
 
2017-08-21 06:51:48 PM  
maybe you could make a subtle name like "trump's limp rocket" or something?
 
2017-08-21 06:57:04 PM  
I will give the name some more thought. Figure the simplest way to troll them would be to quote them, say I agree totally and then strip off all their bullshiat down to their basic claim. Such as

I agree totally Johnny! It's the victims fault she was murdered.

I have a Gmail account I only use for things which I need an email address but think will likely cause spam so I could use that.
 
2017-08-21 06:57:43 PM  
So I realize we don't know how long the cheeto will blither on about fake news and electoral maps and hillbama's secret moon base, but have they said anything about the programming lineup?  Rachel just gets what's left?  Or do she and Larry break it down together?
 
2017-08-21 06:59:35 PM  

clodcomplex: So I realize we don't know how long the cheeto will blither on about fake news and electoral maps and hillbama's secret moon base, but have they said anything about the programming lineup?  Rachel just gets what's left?  Or do she and Larry break it down together?


Last time this happened during her show, she and Brian Williams took notes and then did a breakdown/recap.
 
2017-08-21 07:01:39 PM  

Glitchwerks: ImpendingCynic: Sooo... what's breaking this afternoon that he had to schedule an address at the same time as Maddow to distract from?

He'll be talking about Afghanistan.

There's rumors that they are going to contract the war out or they will send in more US troops.

Either way, it doesn't sound good.


Well, yeah, I know about that. But scheduling a prime-time presidential address to announce a moderate troop increase? Staring at the damn eclipse? Sending out Katrina Pierson, who no one has heard from in months, to say slavery wasn't so bad? This is what they do when they're desperate to control the news cycle because something else very, very bad is happening.
 
2017-08-21 07:02:40 PM  
Hello peoples.

What time is 45 supposed to be speaking at?


Happy birthday Anastacya!
 
2017-08-21 07:02:51 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Sooo... what's breaking this afternoon that he had to schedule an address at the same time as Maddow to distract from?


Probably just trying to distract from last week by reminding everyone he's the Commander-In-Chief(God help us) before tomorrow's fascist rally.
 
2017-08-21 07:03:15 PM  
Almost 10 percent of people are ok with Nazis

FML
 
2017-08-21 07:04:09 PM  

dr_blasto: Hopefully trump messed up his retinas enough by staring into the eclipse and cannot read his teleprompter tonight. We'll get a long, incoherent pile of vomit instead of carefully crafted, yet poorly delivered catch phrases.


Would you really prefer he just speak off the cuff? At least he's semi sane when reading the prompter.

Anyway this article says he did damage his eyes today,
http://www.fark.com/goto/9705753/www.theguardian.com/science/2017/aug​/​21/solar-eclipse-eye-damage%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3D

/not subby but pretty damn great IMO, go read =3
 
2017-08-21 07:05:57 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Sending out Katrina Pierson, who no one has heard from in months, to say slavery wasn't so bad?


???  I missed that.

*googles*

JFC.  I don't know what to say, that is so horribly offensive.

ImpendingCynic: This is what they do when they're desperate to control the news cycle because something else very, very bad is happening.


I just think it's Trump trying to wag the dog because of the things he's said.
 
2017-08-21 07:07:58 PM  
Things feel like they've gotten more... sinister...
 
2017-08-21 07:12:57 PM  

Aquapope: Things feel like they've gotten more... sinister...


Thanks for getting my Ladyhawke reference in the Eclipse thread.  We must be old.
 
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