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2017-08-20 03:34:33 AM  
The best part of the Attitude era is that no one really knew what was gonna happen

Now its predictable as shiat

Summerslam didnt even sell out this year

WWE should take notice of that
 
2017-08-20 08:03:37 AM  
I thought we were boycotting WWE
 
2017-08-20 10:18:15 AM  
Interesting, considering my predictions run exactly opposite to 3 of the 4 in the headline, with the exception being that Lesnar will indeed retain.
 
2017-08-20 11:00:59 AM  
The writing and angles have been really bad lately. And it is so predicable.
I said to my husband, "they could call me and offer me a match with Sami Zayn at 9pm and you know my ass will be watching "Game of Thrones."

I've been falling asleep during Raw and forgetting SmackDown even exists since they did the brand "shakeup".

I do like Rollins and Ambrose back together.
 
2017-08-20 11:36:11 AM  

Okay, sooo... after my colossal brain-fart last night, I feel the need to rectify the situation. And I can think of no better way than with a special SummerSlam defense of the fWc's Global Legendary Television Championship of the World! :D

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Title currently held by the CyberKultist



Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 300th post, and before the end of the show, wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and CyberKultist retains until the next "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread.

Good luck tonight, FARKers! :-)
 
2017-08-20 12:34:45 PM  
Takeover was awesome last night.
Surely the #2 show of the year can top it, right?
 
2017-08-20 12:47:32 PM  
New Day over Usos
Big Cass over Big Show
Rusev over Orton
Corbin over Cena
Shield over Shesaro
Natalya over Naomi. MitB challenge by Carmella, who wins.
Demon Balor over Bray
AJ over KO
Nakamura over Jinder (bye, Jinder)
Bold prediction: Roman over Bork, Joe, and Braun thanks to interference from The Shield
 
2017-08-20 01:25:40 PM  
I getting a vibe from wrestling sites that this'll equal an underwhelming event
 
2017-08-20 03:13:33 PM  
New Day over Usos to retain clean.
Big Cass over Big Show, but only after another nasty bump by Enzo.
Orton over Rusev because they both desperately need PPV wins, and Orton is higher on the totem pole so he gets this one.
Cena over Corbin because, I mean come on.  Look at that matchup.
Shield over Shesaro because otherwise their reunification is pointless.
Naomi vs. Natalya because there's no way in hell Natalya gets the big win at the 2nd biggest show of the year. A Carmella cash-in tease but no cash-in.
Demon Balor over Bray. Easiest call of the night, even easier than Cena over Corbin.
AJ over KO because the belt needs to stop changing hands every 2 weeks.
Jinder retains but Nakamura goes over. Possibly via interference or Jinder gets DQed or something.
Brock retains because it's been laid on too thick that he's definitely losing.  Instead he'll hold on and drop the belt at the next Raw PPV.
 
2017-08-20 04:34:55 PM  

HawgWild: Bold prediction: Roman over Bork, Joe, and Braun thanks to interference from The Shield


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2017-08-20 05:37:17 PM  
Thanks to another free three months I am watching the network tonight

Damn is the crowd dead tonight

I suppose that since is the dark match folks are still filing in
 
2017-08-20 05:38:06 PM  
I find myself not really caring about this match (J.Jordan + Hardyz vs Miztourage)
 
2017-08-20 05:39:36 PM  

cman: Thanks to another free three months I am watching the network tonight

Damn is the crowd dead tonight

I suppose that since is the dark match folks are still filing in


I think people are still arriving. At least that's what the twitters say.
 
2017-08-20 05:44:57 PM  

The Bestest: I find myself not really caring about this match (J.Jordan + Hardyz vs Miztourage)


All that big noise about bringing back the Hardys, and they are sub-curtain jerking? Wow.
I also think they realized the Jordan being Angle's son thing was a terrible idea.
Miz could retire any day and I'd be happy, but he's the last chance, I think, for Axel and Dallas, and they're too good to fall off the radar because nobody ever seemed to know how to book them.  (Dallas could always fall in with his brother, if necessary, I suppose)
 
2017-08-20 05:45:23 PM  
Captain Insano and Crossfit Jebus!
 
2017-08-20 05:48:35 PM  
I do love the way Rollins and Ambrose play off each other when interviewed. Putting them back together is the best thing they have done in ages.
 
2017-08-20 05:51:07 PM  
Hey look, a title match on the preshow!
 
2017-08-20 05:54:24 PM  

The Bestest: Hey look, a title match on the preshow!


At least it's not the Intercontinental title, like the did at WM.  Also: how long is this show going to be? Another 7 hour show?
 
2017-08-20 06:00:42 PM  
This is a good match.
 
2017-08-20 06:03:41 PM  
Well, Tozawa's reign lasted less than 6 days.
 
2017-08-20 06:04:13 PM  

serpent_sky: how long is this show going to be? Another 7 hour show?


Quantity, not quality, is only what McMahon cares bout.
 
2017-08-20 06:04:13 PM  
That was good. This feud will continue.
 
2017-08-20 06:05:04 PM  

cman: serpent_sky: how long is this show going to be? Another 7 hour show?

Quantity, not quality, is only what McMahon cares bout.


Man, is he going to be angry when he sees a significant drop off in viewership at 9pm.
 
2017-08-20 06:11:13 PM  
wait.. is Elias actually going over?
 
2017-08-20 06:11:25 PM  
I like Elias Sampson way more than he will ever get credit for, I fear. I really think what seems to have been aborting him versus Balor was a great call, because neither could afford to lose the feud.

I think Randy Orton and the Hardys are the only ones I ever really liked who went on to massive success.
 
2017-08-20 06:12:49 PM  
LOL
 
2017-08-20 06:13:38 PM  

The Bestest: wait.. is Elias actually going over?


No. Crowd farking with him.
 
2017-08-20 06:14:15 PM  
This is more reaction than Carmella has gotten than the sum of the entirety of her callup.
 
2017-08-20 06:23:58 PM  
hey look.. -another- title match on the pre-show
 
2017-08-20 06:25:15 PM  
Wow... Usos and New Day are now pre-show, too?

When they reorganized the lineups and moved people around, they hurt a lot of people. Here are some examples.
 
2017-08-20 06:32:37 PM  
Sup guys. The fwc fantasy football league is back with more crazy points and goofy stuff. If you played last year you are already ready to go.
 
2017-08-20 06:33:58 PM  

serpent_sky: Wow... Usos and New Day are now pre-show, too?

When they reorganized the lineups and moved people around, they hurt a lot of people. Here are some examples.


Yeah the Hardy Boyz were on the pre show as well and the stadium just opened up so hardly anybody was in there, kind of a big fall for them to say the least.
 
2017-08-20 06:34:45 PM  
Haven't watched since last ppv. Is Enzo with Cass again?
 
2017-08-20 06:34:54 PM  
I do have a special surprise for the main card if I remember to do it because my memory is shiat
 
2017-08-20 06:35:43 PM  

silgryphon: Haven't watched since last ppv. Is Enzo with Cass again?


Enzo will be hanging above the ring with Cass mocking him
 
2017-08-20 06:36:10 PM  

Captain Steroid: Okay, sooo... after my colossal brain-fart last night, I feel the need to rectify the situation. And I can think of no better way than with a special SummerSlam defense of the fWc's Global Legendary Television Championship of the World! :D

[img.fark.net image 608x249]

Title currently held by the CyberKultist

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 300th post, and before the end of the show, wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and CyberKultist retains until the next "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread.

Good luck tonight, FARKers! :-)


Conspiracy!
 
2017-08-20 06:36:24 PM  

silgryphon: Haven't watched since last ppv. Is Enzo with Cass again?


Nope. Cass keeps beating the crap out of Enzo, making me cheer him more and more.
 
2017-08-20 06:36:25 PM  
I'm behind by about 30 minutes while I get caught up on the missed action, and it just dawned on me that Neville's gear doesn't match his persona.  He's dressed like a sleek superhero, but he's supposed to be the bitter, angry king.  His tights are more fitting his old "Man that Gravity Forgot" act.

Just a small gripe.
 
2017-08-20 06:37:58 PM  

CyberKultist: Captain Steroid: Okay, sooo... after my colossal brain-fart last night, I feel the need to rectify the situation. And I can think of no better way than with a special SummerSlam defense of the fWc's Global Legendary Television Championship of the World! :D

[img.fark.net image 608x249]

Title currently held by the CyberKultist

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 300th post, and before the end of the show, wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and CyberKultist retains until the next "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread.

Good luck tonight, FARKers! :-)

Conspiracy!


Conspiracy Victim!
 
2017-08-20 06:38:47 PM  

domino324: I'm behind by about 30 minutes while I get caught up on the missed action, and it just dawned on me that Neville's gear doesn't match his persona.  He's dressed like a sleek superhero, but he's supposed to be the bitter, angry king.  His tights are more fitting his old "Man that Gravity Forgot" act.

Just a small gripe.


Maybe he's afraid if he changes he'll become the Man that Gravity Remembered like Owen.

/forget who first made that reference
 
2017-08-20 06:39:08 PM  

TheManofPA: silgryphon: Haven't watched since last ppv. Is Enzo with Cass again?

Enzo will be hanging above the ring with Cass mocking him


All reports are Enzo has legit heat in the locker room, and that promo Cass cut on him when they split them was a lot more real than they let on. And Vince can't stand him.  Apparently, his character isn't a character and he actually acts like that all the time, and also brought friends into the locker room, where they were taking pictures. I don't t think he's long for the company.

That said,  I don't know Cass is strong enough on his own - he reminds me too much of Test.
 
2017-08-20 06:41:17 PM  
I wonder if Kofi is gonna try some Twin Magic with Woods
 
2017-08-20 06:41:55 PM  
Wait, Neville is champion? Crap, I invested way too much liquid cash into Titus Worldwide
 
2017-08-20 06:42:28 PM  

serpent_sky: TheManofPA: silgryphon: Haven't watched since last ppv. Is Enzo with Cass again?

Enzo will be hanging above the ring with Cass mocking him

All reports are Enzo has legit heat in the locker room, and that promo Cass cut on him when they split them was a lot more real than they let on. And Vince can't stand him.  Apparently, his character isn't a character and he actually acts like that all the time, and also brought friends into the locker room, where they were taking pictures. I don't t think he's long for the company.

That said,  I don't know Cass is strong enough on his own - he reminds me too much of Test.


I believe Enzo is also working on his own music "career" and will make the jump out of wrestling if he can. Between being an idiot like you mentioned and pissing off management constantly I don't think his life expectancy as a single character is going to last that long.
 
2017-08-20 06:42:41 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I wonder if Kofi is gonna try some Twin Magic with Woods


God, remember when they did that (aka Black Magic) in Baltimore, the weekend of the riots
 
2017-08-20 06:43:11 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait, Neville is champion? Crap, I invested way too much liquid cash into Titus Worldwide


Yeah. He won it back. Because some champs shouldn't be able to successfully defend the belt, even once.
 
2017-08-20 06:44:00 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: serpent_sky: TheManofPA: silgryphon: Haven't watched since last ppv. Is Enzo with Cass again?

Enzo will be hanging above the ring with Cass mocking him

All reports are Enzo has legit heat in the locker room, and that promo Cass cut on him when they split them was a lot more real than they let on. And Vince can't stand him.  Apparently, his character isn't a character and he actually acts like that all the time, and also brought friends into the locker room, where they were taking pictures. I don't t think he's long for the company.

That said,  I don't know Cass is strong enough on his own - he reminds me too much of Test.

I believe Enzo is also working on his own music "career" and will make the jump out of wrestling if he can. Between being an idiot like you mentioned and pissing off management constantly I don't think his life expectancy as a single character is going to last that long.


Aren't Cass and Enzo friends though in real life? That's gotta be hard to cut such mean promo based on real issues against a friend
 
2017-08-20 06:44:56 PM  

TheManofPA: TheGhostofFarkPast: serpent_sky: TheManofPA: silgryphon: Haven't watched since last ppv. Is Enzo with Cass again?

Enzo will be hanging above the ring with Cass mocking him

All reports are Enzo has legit heat in the locker room, and that promo Cass cut on him when they split them was a lot more real than they let on. And Vince can't stand him.  Apparently, his character isn't a character and he actually acts like that all the time, and also brought friends into the locker room, where they were taking pictures. I don't t think he's long for the company.

That said,  I don't know Cass is strong enough on his own - he reminds me too much of Test.

I believe Enzo is also working on his own music "career" and will make the jump out of wrestling if he can. Between being an idiot like you mentioned and pissing off management constantly I don't think his life expectancy as a single character is going to last that long.

Aren't Cass and Enzo friends though in real life? That's gotta be hard to cut such mean promo based on real issues against a friend


We don't know if Enzo alienated Cass in real life or not
 
2017-08-20 06:45:30 PM  
HawgWild:
New Day - Usos
Big Cass -
 Big Show
Rusev - Orton
Corbin - Cena
Shield - Shesaro
Natalya - Naomi. MitB challenge by Carmella, who fails because Ellsworth turns on her for kicking him out
Demon Balor - Bray
Shane related no finish AJ - KO, apart from which we all win
Nakamura over Jinder (bye, Jinder)
Roman Bork, Joe, and Braun
 
2017-08-20 06:45:53 PM  
This is another good match from these teams
 
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