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(Metro)   How did a 28-year-old former model with two years of experience become Trump's top spin doctor?   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-08-19 10:38:52 AM  
She was hot?
 
2017-08-19 10:41:17 AM  
She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.
 
2017-08-19 10:41:52 AM  
How much experience does she have at this again?  None?  Is it none?
 
2017-08-19 10:51:42 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.


I'm curious how the following resume line will play out years hence:

8/17 - 12/17        [position], President Donald J. Trump administration

"So you were a part of this national nightmare," asks the interviewer.
 
2017-08-19 10:52:02 AM  
She has no issues with pee play?
 
2017-08-19 10:56:59 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: She was the best only person left that was willing to take the job.


FTFY
 
2017-08-19 11:17:17 AM  
i hate to shame women who succeed by saying it's due to sexual dalliances, but COME ON!  I was reading something about her defending him when overhearing people in a crowd insulting him and her quoted words...she has to be in love and willing to do anything for him.  And I don't' see him not groping/turning her down.  And she is there, loyal, loving and doing the job cause no one else wants it anyway.

This may work out for her or she's gonna wake up in a year and realize what an asshole she is.
 
2017-08-19 11:24:33 AM  
Something about the job just grabbed her
 
2017-08-19 11:29:32 AM  

August11: Marcus Aurelius: She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.

I'm curious how the following resume line will play out years hence:

8/17 - 12/17        [position], President Donald J. Trump administration

"So you were a part of this national nightmare," asks the interviewer.


Fox will still hire her.
 
2017-08-19 11:35:13 AM  

Prey4reign: August11: Marcus Aurelius: She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.

I'm curious how the following resume line will play out years hence:

8/17 - 12/17        [position], President Donald J. Trump administration

"So you were a part of this national nightmare," asks the interviewer.

Fox will still hire her.


She'll have to bleach her hair, though
 
2017-08-19 11:39:13 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Prey4reign: August11: Marcus Aurelius: She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.

I'm curious how the following resume line will play out years hence:

8/17 - 12/17        [position], President Donald J. Trump administration

"So you were a part of this national nightmare," asks the interviewer.

Fox will still hire her.

She'll have to bleach her hair, though.


One small step to get a job; one giant step for dumbasses everywhere.
 
2017-08-19 11:57:08 AM  
If you've seen pictures of her father, you'd understand. He's an even more bloated, slightly less gross version of Trump. She never had a chance with those psychological issues.
 
2017-08-19 12:00:57 PM  
Funbags.
 
2017-08-19 12:30:15 PM  
People with experience have options, and a career to think about. Being part of Trump's carnival of fail is a taint that will never fade.

At this point, the only person who would take the job is Trumps side squeeze. I'm sure she didn't want the job either, but after the vile things she likely does with Trump behind closed doors, this just wasn't as hard to swallow.
 
2017-08-19 12:34:00 PM  
So young to go and destory her life like this. Isn't there something more fun and less reckless to get into? Maybe a heroin addiction?
 
2017-08-19 12:35:13 PM  
This is probably wife #4. Family values and such...
 
2017-08-19 12:36:11 PM  
Small hands?
 
2017-08-19 12:36:16 PM  
Hey I found her entrance theme song! (Danzig-Invocation). The demon has no soul.
 
2017-08-19 12:36:47 PM  
Yikes. Those are soulless eyes. She's perfect for the job.
 
2017-08-19 12:37:42 PM  
How did a 28 year-old former model with two years of experience become Trump's top spin doctor?

A 28-year-old with the mind of a 2-year-old?  Sounds about right.
 
2017-08-19 12:37:44 PM  
She knows how to make Trump "great" again using only her hands and velvet opera gloves.
 
2017-08-19 12:38:31 PM  
Sometimes the question answers itself.
 
2017-08-19 12:39:04 PM  

August11: Marcus Aurelius: She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.

I'm curious how the following resume line will play out years hence:

8/17 - 12/17        [position], President Donald J. Trump administration

"So you were a part of this national nightmare," asks the interviewer.


It's even worse, she has been with him since the beginning. She is only getting a bump in duties. She was simply his assistant before and her office was outside of his. So it's really:

1/17 - 12/17     [position]
 
2017-08-19 12:39:46 PM  

redoctober65: She has no issues with pee play?


speaking of yellow journalism
 
2017-08-19 12:39:58 PM  
Just wait till the Mar-a-Lago receptionist replaces Kelly as CoS.
 
2017-08-19 12:42:01 PM  
Sycophancy and a tolerance for unethical behavior.  Like every Trump minion.
 
2017-08-19 12:42:27 PM  
No one else willing to take the job and she's just dumb enough not to realize this could be the end of any career because how do you live down working for a Nazi?
 
2017-08-19 12:42:42 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.  Shame on you Fark.

www.gistplanet365.com
 
2017-08-19 12:43:29 PM  
Looks, and not having a conscious while manipulating people for your own benefit, are probably top qualifiers for that position.
 
2017-08-19 12:44:46 PM  
Notweworthy:  That 2 years experience is all with the Trump campaign or administration.

Less than 2 years experience and being in your 20's, with a degree in political science (which she doesn't have nor is she working towards) means you're an intern.  Her resume doesn't qualify her for that position working for a mayor of a 3000 person town.

Either she's not even close to the best candidate they could find with an honest recruitment effort, in which case, I'll leave it to the reader to decide how she got the job, or they did a proper search and she is the best interested party they could find, in which case, damn is that pathetic.
 
2017-08-19 12:46:05 PM  
Judging by the resumes of the rest of Trump's motley crew of brigands, she's a terrible person and treats Donald Trump as an infallible demigod. To his face anyhow.
 
2017-08-19 12:47:11 PM  
It's because she has a pocket full of kryptonite.
 
2017-08-19 12:47:23 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.


Like being the smartest retard in school or the tallest midget.
 
2017-08-19 12:47:24 PM  
I don't care how hot she is. I would rather date a woman with visible herpes sores than a woman that is willing to work directly with/for Donnie T.
 
2017-08-19 12:48:00 PM  
It's a combination of no one else wanting it and Trump saying, "Who's that hot piece of ass who hangs out with Ivanka?"
 
2017-08-19 12:48:08 PM  

Prey4reign: August11: Marcus Aurelius: She was the best person left that was willing to take the job.

I'm curious how the following resume line will play out years hence:

8/17 - 12/17        [position], President Donald J. Trump administration

"So you were a part of this national nightmare," asks the interviewer.

Fox will still hire her.


This is what she's doing, positioning herself for a decade of bullshiat punditry on Fox.
 
2017-08-19 12:48:37 PM  

iago: This thread is useless without pics.  Shame on you Fark.

[www.gistplanet365.com image 685x923]


that isn't hope hicks.
 
2017-08-19 12:49:17 PM  

MiamiChef: I don't care how hot she is. I would rather date a woman with visible herpes sores than a woman that is willing to work directly with/for Donnie T.


How YOU doin'?
 
2017-08-19 12:50:05 PM  

TwilightZone: No one else willing to take the job and she's just dumb enough not to realize this could be the end of any career because how do you live down working for a Nazi?


Isn't she the head of some NFL bigwig?  She'll survive whatever happens to the Trump Administration.  In the meantime, she gets into the Subterranean Paradise in event of cataclysm.

You don't.
 
2017-08-19 12:50:13 PM  

recondite cetacean: It's because she has a pocket full of kryptonite.


Can't believe it took that long.
 
2017-08-19 12:50:22 PM  
 
2017-08-19 12:52:30 PM  
She will be eaten alive at the pressers.
What's the even money bet? 60 days?
 
2017-08-19 12:52:35 PM  
Okay, this thread is what the fark independents will point to when next they BSAB. And they will be right. shiatcan the sexism, fools.

She got ahead not because blows Trump but because she tells him he's right and gives him all the credit. Anyone who tells does that succeeds, anyone who challenges him in these aspects gets Bannonated.
 
2017-08-19 12:54:14 PM  
Because Trump values loyalty over competency.

This has now come back to bite him on the ass about a half-a-dozen times.  And now he's doing it again.

It's almost like he's a massive idiot.
 
2017-08-19 12:54:19 PM  
Done in one.
 
2017-08-19 12:54:40 PM  

Cosmic_Music: Okay, this thread is what the fark independents will point to when next they BSAB. And they will be right. shiatcan the sexism, fools.

She got ahead not because blows Trump but because she tells him he's right and gives him all the credit. Anyone who tells does that succeeds, anyone who challenges him in these aspects gets Bannonated.


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2017-08-19 12:56:03 PM  

Cosmic_Music: Okay, this thread is what the fark independents will point to when next they BSAB. And they will be right. shiatcan the sexism, fools.

She got ahead not because blows Trump but because she tells him he's right and gives him all the credit. Anyone who tells does that succeeds, anyone who challenges him in these aspects gets Bannonated.


Agreed.  That's one of the few bad things around here, but holy hell is it bad.  We should be better than this.
 
2017-08-19 12:59:14 PM  

MiamiChef: I don't care how hot she is. I would rather date a woman with visible herpes sores than a woman that is willing to work directly with/for Donnie T.


Why not both?

/Herpes Trumplex
 
2017-08-19 12:59:42 PM  
suck it, cons.  you get both Hope and Change now.

/thanks Obama
 
2017-08-19 01:01:03 PM  

MiamiChef: I don't care how hot she is. I would rather date a woman with visible herpes sores than a woman that is willing to work directly with/for Donnie T.


Boy....There were a LOT of combinations of thoughts or words that would have had me with you vehemently. But here we are.
 
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