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(Telegraph)   Good news: Spanish terror cell 'completely dismantled'. Bad news: Van driver in Barcelona attack still at large   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2017-08-19 09:56:04 AM  
Oh, good. We can go back to worrying about Nazis.
 
2017-08-19 10:09:53 AM  
So that's like chopping the head off a rattlesnake and it's still hopping around trying to bite you?
 
2017-08-19 11:49:35 AM  
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2017-08-19 11:50:18 AM  
So what, he got a glimpse of his 72 "virgins" and decided he didn't want to die after all?
 
2017-08-19 11:51:58 AM  

fragMasterFlash: So what, he got a glimpse of his 72 "virgins" and decided he didn't want to die after all?


Ha Ha its funny because virgins are bad ugly!
 
2017-08-19 11:52:17 AM  
Republicans could use a driver since their guy in Chancellorsville got arrested.
 
2017-08-19 11:52:43 AM  
Which religion has the homeliest virgins?
 
2017-08-19 11:55:02 AM  
Van Diesel not amused
 
2017-08-19 11:55:09 AM  

jaytkay: Republicans could use a driver since their guy in Chancellorsville got arrested.


Odd autocorrect there
 
2017-08-19 12:06:47 PM  
Not what I would describe as dismantled.
 
2017-08-19 12:09:49 PM  

mikaloyd: Which religion has the homeliest virgins?


CofE
 
2017-08-19 12:34:01 PM  

mikaloyd: Which religion has the homeliest virgins?


my money is on the People's Temple.
 
2017-08-19 12:37:19 PM  
Uh... That article is confused. First it says that they are still looking for the driver, then it says the suspected driver was shot dead by police after he and his buddies tried another attack in Cambrils. So... Which is it? Are they looking for the guy, or did they kill him already?
 
2017-08-19 12:38:22 PM  

mikaloyd: fragMasterFlash: So what, he got a glimpse of his 72 "virgins" and decided he didn't want to die after all?

Ha Ha its funny because virgins are bad ugly!


Yeah, no.

He realized that there's a very good chance that they are guys, just like him.

Aka Losers.
 
2017-08-19 12:38:30 PM  

Greek: Uh... That article is confused. First it says that they are still looking for the driver, then it says the suspected driver was shot dead by police after he and his buddies tried another attack in Cambrils. So... Which is it? Are they looking for the guy, or did they kill him already?


Was gonna say, BBC News reported yesterday that he had died in a shootout with police.
 
2017-08-19 12:39:28 PM  

mikaloyd: Which religion has the homeliest virgins?


Amish?

/I heard they like them very plain
 
2017-08-19 12:43:43 PM  
There is a Polish joke in there somewhere. Or possibly an Irish Bull.

Any hoo, did you hear about the Polish guy who got a job as a suicide van driver? He never got paid because everything went to pieces at the last minute.

Not to worry. There is always work in the Spanish Post Office sorting Left Wing Loony bombs from Right Wing Loony bombs.

The bad news is that they might lose their IRA contract due to Brexit.

Bing Bing. Bong Bong.

Melania Trump calling on behalf of Avon.

Oh, come on people. It's funny.

Too soon?

Too much?


N'est pas un Fark meme qui veut.
 
2017-08-19 12:44:51 PM  

Greek: First it says that they are still looking for the driver, then it says the suspected driver was shot dead by police after he and his buddies tried another attack in Cambrils


Two attacks, two drivers.
 
2017-08-19 12:45:46 PM  
Any man who WANTS 72 virgins is a fool and an ass. I believe it was Mark Twain who pointed out the fallaciousness of polygamy and suggested polyandry would work much better.

Of course, for the sake of balance, I have to say the same thing about owning the Miss Universe Contest because grabby hands are grabby hands, they are always grabbing all they can.
 
2017-08-19 12:47:39 PM  

Greek: Uh... That article is confused. First it says that they are still looking for the driver, then it says the suspected driver was shot dead by police after he and his buddies tried another attack in Cambrils. So... Which is it? Are they looking for the guy, or did they kill him already?


I'm confused as well. They say he was killed in the second but there is a picture of him saying he is still being hunted. Journalism is hard.
 
2017-08-19 12:49:45 PM  
When ISIS encourages low budget terrorism they are just playing into my hands with my "It's Timex Time" rule.

Like Timex watches, the liberal democracies of the world have to be phlegmatic about low level terror. They need to take a licking and keep on ticking. I saw photage of the crowds in Barcelona back out in the public squares and malls already. Good on 'em.

You have to live your life with courage, everyday, common sense courage, like the British and the IRA, the Spanish and ISIS, the French and every damn revolutionary or terror group in the last three hundred years.

The masses always win, terroriists always lose, because let's face it, no matter how young, rich, idealistic, or fanatic the terrorists are, they are born losers. And that goes double for deplorables of all kinds.
 
2017-08-19 12:51:33 PM  
Why are the good-looking ones always so eager to blow themselves or somebody else up? Sure, there are plenty of ugly terrorists, just as there are plenty of ugly mohawks and punks, but often it is the Great Unlaid Winding Their Way Home to their very silly old God that do this sort of thing.

What we need to do is combine terrorism with eugenics.
 
2017-08-19 12:56:39 PM  

brantgoose: There is a Polish joke in there somewhere. Or possibly an Irish Bull.

Any hoo, did you hear about the Polish guy who got a job as a suicide van driver? He never got paid because everything went to pieces at the last minute.

Not to worry. There is always work in the Spanish Post Office sorting Left Wing Loony bombs from Right Wing Loony bombs.

The bad news is that they might lose their IRA contract due to Brexit.

Bing Bing. Bong Bong.

Melania Trump calling on behalf of Avon.

Oh, come on people. It's funny.

Too soon?

Too much?


N'est pas un Fark meme qui veut.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-08-19 01:02:23 PM  

brantgoose: There is a Polish joke in there somewhere. Or possibly an Irish Bull.

Any hoo, did you hear about the Polish guy who got a job as a suicide van driver? He never got paid because everything went to pieces at the last minute.

Not to worry. There is always work in the Spanish Post Office sorting Left Wing Loony bombs from Right Wing Loony bombs.

The bad news is that they might lose their IRA contract due to Brexit.

Bing Bing. Bong Bong.

Melania Trump calling on behalf of Avon.

Oh, come on people. It's funny.

Too soon?

Too much?


N'est pas un Fark meme qui veut.


we love you Goose!
 
2017-08-19 01:12:13 PM  
When they arrest him, he will not expect it.
 
2017-08-19 01:17:34 PM  
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2017-08-19 01:26:55 PM  

mr_larry: [img.fark.net image 422x750]


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The media, the police are trying to grasp water with their hands. They don't know what the fark is going on, no one does in distributed networks.

And it's absolutely silly to announce  'completely dismantled'
 
2017-08-19 01:44:07 PM  
Van Driver? Sounds Dutch.
 
2017-08-19 01:44:14 PM  

mr_larry: [img.fark.net image 422x750] 

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2017-08-19 02:02:33 PM  
It is comforting to live under an administration proactively preventing terrorism as opposed to the European system of encouraging then reacting to it.
 
2017-08-19 02:04:12 PM  

Phony_Soldier: Van Driver? Sounds Dutch.


His clothing designs were popular in the early 2000s
 
2017-08-19 02:15:33 PM  

phygz: Oh, good. We can go back to worrying about Nazis.


Thank God a white guy did terrorism for a change.
 
2017-08-19 02:40:05 PM  
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Baghdad Bob said so -he wouldn't lie.
 
2017-08-19 03:42:05 PM  

fragMasterFlash: So what, he got a glimpse of his 72 "virgins" and decided he didn't want to die after all?


They were regulars on the Fark Politics tab
 
2017-08-19 04:13:56 PM  
It's only a matter of time. Liberal naivete in immigration policy is going to cost very heavily.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39264664
 
2017-08-19 04:30:46 PM  

jaytkay: Republicans could use a driver since their guy in Chancellorsville got arrested.


Look at you trying to fit in on fark...its still not gonna get you laid
 
2017-08-19 04:44:39 PM  
He's large?  Is that a nice way of saying he is a fat American terrorist?
 
2017-08-19 05:08:22 PM  
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2017-08-19 06:01:03 PM  
Police are trying to piece together how a cell composed of multiple sets of brothers from the same sleepy Pyreenes town came to carry out the devastating attacks, amid reports they planned to blow up the Sagrada Familia.

Hope you guys are enjoying your houseguests over there. And that you don't mind the renovations they're planning to do.
 
2017-08-19 08:30:49 PM  
I don't believe anything I read anymore.
 
2017-08-20 05:49:53 AM  

brantgoose: Any man who WANTS 72 virgins is a fool and an ass. I believe it was Mark Twain who pointed out the fallaciousness of polygamy and suggested polyandry would work much better.

Of course, for the sake of balance, I have to say the same thing about owning the Miss Universe Contest because grabby hands are grabby hands, they are always grabbing all they can.


I saw an iman quoted a few years ago, that you should either have 1 wife or 3 wifes.

Because if you had 2 wifes, they'd conspire against you, but if you had 3, they'd conspire against each other rather than you.

Ignoring that most men wouldn't be able to have any wifes at all, that was actually wise words.

He should pursue a career in rap music or something.
 
2017-08-20 05:54:58 AM  

uber humper: mr_larry: [img.fark.net image 422x750]


[img.fark.net image 422x750]

The media, the police are trying to grasp water with their hands. They don't know what the fark is going on, no one does in distributed networks.

And it's absolutely silly to announce  'completely dismantled'


Danish news used the same term, as in they managed to blow themselves up. Their body parts where located in several different locations.

Ie., completely dismantled. ;)
 
2017-08-20 05:35:03 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: uber humper: mr_larry: [img.fark.net image 422x750]


[img.fark.net image 422x750]

The media, the police are trying to grasp water with their hands. They don't know what the fark is going on, no one does in distributed networks.

And it's absolutely silly to announce  'completely dismantled'

Danish news used the same term, as in they managed to blow themselves up. Their body parts where located in several different locations.

Ie., completely dismantled. ;)


LOL
 
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