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(WTAE)   Florida woman arrested for drunk driving after blowing a .sleestak   ( wtae.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Lerma, Brandy Lerma, Sheriff, Beach County sheriff, field sobriety tests, arresting deputy, Constable, Florida woman  
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2017-08-18 07:29:26 PM  
Aaaaand that mugshot is going to give me nightmares.
 
2017-08-18 07:29:48 PM  
Chaka Jesus is disappointed in her.

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2017-08-18 07:35:19 PM  
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2017-08-18 07:40:02 PM  
Jesus Christ--I thought I had seen the crazy eyes before...this will haunt me.
 
2017-08-18 08:24:49 PM  
She's more of a Marty Feldman, no?

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2017-08-18 08:25:09 PM  
Thats a whole lotta eyeball.
 
2017-08-18 08:26:31 PM  
I hope he thanked her
 
2017-08-18 08:28:49 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2017-08-18 08:30:20 PM  
Penis went there.
 
2017-08-18 08:31:25 PM  
And HR Puffenstuff says...

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2017-08-18 08:32:42 PM  

DisseminationMonkey: Chaka Jesus is disappointed in her.

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Best picture evar!
 
2017-08-18 08:35:00 PM  
cdn.jimcarson.com
"So i'm taking her from behind like this right...."
 
2017-08-18 08:35:05 PM  
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Did she talk JUST LIKE THIS!!!
 
2017-08-18 08:35:17 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 399x529]


Fark, you beat me to it. Well done.
 
2017-08-18 08:38:22 PM  
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2017-08-18 08:39:38 PM  
operationbabby.files.wordpress.com

Good one, Subby!
 
2017-08-18 08:40:38 PM  
After looking at the mug shot no wonder the kid was unrestrained in the back seat. I'd be clawing my way out of the car too.
 
2017-08-18 08:40:57 PM  
Bill Laimbeer was a sleestak. Really.
 
2017-08-18 08:41:16 PM  
media.salon.com
 
2017-08-18 08:41:49 PM  
Truly, an eye-opening experience.
 
2017-08-18 08:48:10 PM  
GAH!

I was not prepared for that.
 
2017-08-18 08:48:20 PM  
She must be amazing in the sack.
 
2017-08-18 08:48:56 PM  
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2017-08-18 08:50:48 PM  
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2017-08-18 08:53:45 PM  
Somebody stuck it in crazy.
 
OOF
2017-08-18 08:56:15 PM  
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2017-08-18 08:57:15 PM  
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2017-08-18 08:59:01 PM  
i.imgflip.com
 
2017-08-18 09:01:40 PM  

DisseminationMonkey: Chaka Jesus is disappointed in her.

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Who the fark would paint that??
 
2017-08-18 09:03:16 PM  
 Thanks... You do realize that it's 6 pm on the west coast and a lot of  us are just having dinner... Annnnd there goes my steak...
 
2017-08-18 09:03:58 PM  
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2017-08-18 09:04:03 PM  
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2017-08-18 09:05:23 PM  
O-O
 
2017-08-18 09:07:57 PM  
The job is beginning to get to Huckabeast.
 
2017-08-18 09:09:28 PM  
I think the sleestak sneezed.
 
2017-08-18 09:12:20 PM  

captjc: [img.fark.net image 850x799]


Damn.  One of those still in the box would bring hundreds on eBay.

Also, get that woman's thyroid checked.
 
2017-08-18 09:14:59 PM  
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2017-08-18 09:16:56 PM  
Geez lady, it's only a DUI - you don't have to get all Bug-Eyed about it!
 
2017-08-18 09:17:35 PM  

Katolu: DisseminationMonkey: Chaka Jesus is disappointed in her.

[img.fark.net image 388x571]

Who the fark would paint that??


Who wouldn't?! It's freaking amazing.
 
2017-08-18 09:18:22 PM  

doyner: Aaaaand that mugshot is going to give me nightmares.


Marty Feldman's long lost love child?
 
2017-08-18 09:19:05 PM  
That's what Fireball does.

/ It has how many calories?
 
2017-08-18 09:19:08 PM  
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2017-08-18 09:19:22 PM  

SirEattonHogg: She's more of a Marty Feldman, no?

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I see I'm late to the party, I'll show myself out
 
2017-08-18 09:19:32 PM  

SirEattonHogg: She's more of a Marty Feldman, no?

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MARTY FELDMAN EYES: The Music Video ! circa 1981
Youtube q3vtk7hd2XI
 
2017-08-18 09:23:18 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [img.fark.net image 605x398]


Any average jumping spider is about 10,000 times more attractive. I mean, just look at those peepers. Absolutely gorgeous.
 
2017-08-18 09:27:42 PM  

jaytkay: [operationbabby.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

Good one, Subby!


Yeah, actual spit take over here.
 
OOF
2017-08-18 09:29:07 PM  
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2017-08-18 09:38:03 PM  
From the day that the brain transplant via rectal cavity was perfected...

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2017-08-18 09:43:43 PM  
please.  PLEASE. feature this mugshot in a caption contest.

PLEASE
 
2017-08-18 09:45:24 PM  
She's a new Fark meme.
We gotta keep this one.
 
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