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(The Onion)   'My Work Here Is Done,' Smiles Contented Bannon Before Bursting Into Millions Of Spores   ( theonion.com) divider line
    More: Satire, contented Bannon moments, Strategist Steve Bannon, West Wing, Bannon spores, newly dismissed White, White House Rose Garden, Oval Office, Dwight D. Eisenhower  
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2017-08-18 03:35:05 PM  
Spiders. Steve Bannon is a actually millions of tiny spiders.
 
2017-08-18 03:47:29 PM  
Always the Onion to keep us lampshaders in our place.
 
2017-08-18 03:49:03 PM  
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Pure evil farks you up fast

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2017-08-18 04:08:53 PM  
If the White House is actually run by Warhammer 40K Orks that explains a lot.
 
2017-08-18 04:24:51 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 482x361]

Pure evil farks you up fast

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It gets worse...

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2017-08-18 05:56:11 PM  

downstairs: Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 482x361]

Pure evil farks you up fast

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It gets worse...

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It's sad to see Russell Crowe gone to seed like that.
 
2017-08-18 05:59:44 PM  
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2017-08-18 06:20:04 PM  
He was CEO of biosphere 2? That explains a lot...
 
2017-08-18 06:21:03 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Spiders. Steve Bannon is a actually millions of tiny spiders.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-18 07:33:45 PM  
Considering Bannon just said the Trump presidency is over... yup
 
2017-08-18 07:34:25 PM  
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2017-08-18 07:39:53 PM  

AcademGreen: Considering Bannon just said the Trump presidency is over... yup


There seems to be confusion about whether he's going to war against Trump or forTrump. I'll wait for more evidence before getting my hopes up.
 
2017-08-18 07:40:05 PM  
This just in on CNBC Bannon firing was because he got tired of Trump asking him to Show Trump how to suck his on dick
 
2017-08-18 07:42:26 PM  

DeltaPunch: AcademGreen: Considering Bannon just said the Trump presidency is over... yup

There seems to be confusion about whether he's going to war against Trump or forTrump. I'll wait for more evidence before getting my hopes up.


It is war for Trump.

He believes Donald can't get anything accomplished, but he is going to mobilize against the dems and, especially, the GOP he doesn't like.
 
2017-08-18 07:43:04 PM  
The related article is 10 pictures of Giant Cocks.

It's definitely NSFW. And well, literal
 
2017-08-18 07:47:30 PM  
So "Steve Bannon" wasn't really Steve Bannon, but instead a colony of the parasitic mind control fungus Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis feasting on his body and controlling his actions?

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https://www.livescience.com/47751-zombie-fungus-picky-about-ant-brain​s​.html
Zombie Fungus Enslaves Only Its Favorite Ant Brains
 
2017-08-18 07:48:09 PM  
Omg, the Onion has some absolutely GOLD Bannon headlines

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2017-08-18 07:48:20 PM  
Hundreds Of Miniature Sean Hannitys Burst From Roger Ailes' Corpse
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2017-08-18 07:49:28 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 482x361]

Pure evil farks you up fast

[img.fark.net image 800x534]


And/or meth.
 
2017-08-18 07:50:59 PM  
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Spores. Fungus. Rot, decay, corruption and filth.
 
2017-08-18 07:55:47 PM  

jso2897: [img.fark.net image 765x765]
Spores. Fungus. Rot, decay, corruption and filth.


Please, for the love of all that is holy, retire that once and for all.
 
2017-08-18 07:57:10 PM  

jso2897: [img.fark.net image 765x765]
Spores. Fungus. Rot, decay, corruption and filth.


We get it, you like Nurgle.
 
2017-08-18 08:02:30 PM  
Steve Bannon was one the most alien and horrifying of Nyarlathotep's avatars.
 
2017-08-18 08:12:21 PM  
Oh F*CK you.
 
2017-08-18 08:20:42 PM  

jso2897: [img.fark.net image 765x765]
Spores. Fungus. Rot, decay, corruption and filth.


Hee hee. Way to troll the trypophobics.
 
2017-08-18 08:26:23 PM  
That is the scariest Onion headline I have ever seen. The idea of Steve Bannon reproducing. Yuck!

Spores are nearly indestructable by the way. It is hard to imagine anything scarier.
 
2017-08-18 08:38:14 PM  
While the Baron Harkonnen images are always apt, I always get a vibe of Gorgan from old Star Trek's "And the Children Shall Lead" episode.  He's even got the entourage of brainwashed children in the form the millennial dank pepe meme makers.

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2017-08-18 08:42:05 PM  
Speaking of GorganBannon's kids, I see the Onion is on that too.

"Nation Begs Disaffected Youth Gravitating Toward Neo-Nazism To Get High And Play Xbox Instead"
 
2017-08-18 10:22:36 PM  

DeltaPunch: AcademGreen: Considering Bannon just said the Trump presidency is over... yup

There seems to be confusion about whether he's going to war against Trump or forTrump. I'll wait for more evidence before getting my hopes up.

You know who else waits for more evidence?
 
2017-08-18 10:28:55 PM  

Uzzah: jso2897: [img.fark.net image 765x765]
Spores. Fungus. Rot, decay, corruption and filth.

Hee hee. Way to troll the trypophobics.


It's not funny, asswipe. That gives me actual panic attacks.
 
2017-08-19 12:19:25 AM  
The added horror of the Onion photoshops are guessing which of the sores and lesions actually his, versus the ones that were 'shopped in.
/hint.  the dark melanoma patches are his.
//yech
 
2017-08-19 01:57:20 AM  

Uzzah: jso2897: [img.fark.net image 765x765]
Spores. Fungus. Rot, decay, corruption and filth.

Hee hee. Way to troll the trypophobics.


Fear of photo shopped body-horror is a thing?
 
2017-08-19 03:00:48 AM  
 
2017-08-19 05:06:52 AM  
Ugh.  I just almost threw up on my keyboard.  Thanks a bundle, JSO289
 
2017-08-19 08:28:00 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Spiders. Steve Bannon is a actually millions of tiny spiders.


Ants, actually.

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-19 08:33:04 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Uzzah: jso2897: [img.fark.net image 765x765]
Spores. Fungus. Rot, decay, corruption and filth.

Hee hee. Way to troll the trypophobics.

It's not funny, asswipe. That gives me actual panic attacks.


Lol why?
 
2017-08-19 08:41:23 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-08-19 03:59:57 PM  

whosits_112: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Spiders. Steve Bannon is a actually millions of tiny spiders.

Ants, actually.



Dave Thomason @dave_thomason  Aug 18

Now Steve Bannon can stop pretending and go back to being 10,000 individual snakes
 
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