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(The Raw Story)   'Now he's got plenty of time to suck his own d*ck': Internet rejoices at Bannon's ouster   ( rawstory.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, strategist Steve Bannon, President of the United States, Bill Clinton, combative Bannon, President Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Brietbart News chief, Thomas Jefferson  
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2017-08-18 01:45:47 PM  
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Yeah don't get too excited just yet. The Story is still developing.

With Bannon gone, a lot of friction in the WH will be gone, making it easier for D2Scoops to operate.
 
2017-08-18 01:52:05 PM  
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No Twitter storms from the Dick in Chief, no smog
The morning presser answered questions without that ugly hog,

I got my work done, and didn't have to fight a bout
With trolling indies on the Fark site, and Bannon's out
I'll hook up with it later as I hit the posts
And reply to a fool who moves the goalposts

I gotta go cause I got me a couple jobs
And if I hit the switch, I can make the PC stop
Do I have to stop at a red highlight
Looking in my mirror not a troll in sight

And everything is alright
I got a beep from a Tfette and she can fark all night
Went to the poltab I'm askin' y'all
Which Trump thread do I look it, are y'all playin' ball?

Get me on that tab and I'm money
Last week farked around and got 30 funnies
Freaking brothers every way like Pocket Nin-J
I can't believe, today was a good day
 
2017-08-18 01:54:14 PM  
His neck doesn't look that long.
 
2017-08-18 01:57:46 PM  
So, was Trump's over the top racism this week just laying groundwork to fire Bannon without alienating the alt-right?

Wow.  Interesting angle.  But given Trump and applying Occam's Razor I'd have to say no.
 
2017-08-18 01:58:35 PM  
My favorite:

Steve Bannon may be leaving the White House, but a part of him* will always remain

*the slime trail he left on the carpet
 
2017-08-18 02:01:07 PM  
Old and Busted:  By Mennen

New Hotness:  Bye, Bannon
 
2017-08-18 02:08:49 PM  
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2017-08-18 02:14:38 PM  
Wonder how much meth contamination he's leaving behind.
 
2017-08-18 02:18:01 PM  
The. Best. People. Believe me.
 
2017-08-18 02:25:22 PM  
It's a nice bit of damage control, but you can't put a bandaid on the Titanic and expect it to float.
 
2017-08-18 02:27:39 PM  
As I said in the other thread, he's going home to spend more time with his dying liver.
 
2017-08-18 02:28:48 PM  
If the ability to orally pleasure one's self is the main requirement, there's only one logical replacement:

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/Except that he's Jewish.....
 
2017-08-18 02:30:03 PM  
He could get a job training animals. Look, he taught that lame duck to goose-step.
 
2017-08-18 02:30:27 PM  
Hey, we're still celebrating in the last thread.. almost to 800 comments.
 
2017-08-18 02:31:31 PM  
Yo Bannon, you will feel better after crying on Reince's shoulder.
 
2017-08-18 02:31:34 PM  

hobnail: As I said in the other thread, he's going home to spend more time with his dying liver.


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2017-08-18 02:31:56 PM  
You guys realize that the White House is going to be able to manage Trump's insanity a little better now, hiding just enough of it for the GOP base to hold its nose and vote for him again.

Don't get me wrong, Trump is still insane, but they will be able to better hide it now that there is less incompetent leadership in the support staff.
 
2017-08-18 02:32:06 PM  
Is he really out or now relegated to a behind the curtain senior advisory type position? I have a bad feeling like cancer he just keeps on returning.
 
2017-08-18 02:33:14 PM  
Damn when the norks burn you, it's been a rough day
 
2017-08-18 02:33:27 PM  
Better headline:
He's just leaving so he can spend more time with his family. And by "family" I mean his c*ck.
 
2017-08-18 02:33:32 PM  
I'm just waiting on the Breitbart article telling us that Trump is a Manchurian Candidate created by the Zionists with Kushner as his handler.
 
2017-08-18 02:33:57 PM  

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Yeah don't get too excited just yet. The Story is still developing.

With Bannon gone, a lot of friction in the WH will be gone, making it easier for D2Scoops to operate.


Train wrecks are still limited by c, the speed of light in a vacuum.
 
2017-08-18 02:34:03 PM  
He should "Go Galt."

That means a semi-accidental death by auto-erotic asphyxiation, right?
 
2017-08-18 02:34:24 PM  
No, surely this means Hyrule is safe forever.

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2017-08-18 02:34:43 PM  
I'm not sure why everyone is excited. This isn't gonna change the stupid shiat Donnie does in any way, really...
 
2017-08-18 02:34:46 PM  

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Yeah don't get too excited just yet. The Story is still developing.

With Bannon gone, a lot of friction in the WH will be gone, making it easier for D2Scoops to operate.


OH MY GOD SHUT UP.

First it was oh no Bannon is in charge, Bannon has a firm grip on the country's balls, Bannon will bring about dystopian society and kill us all, Bannon is unstoppable and can only be killed in the fire pits of Mount Doom, and now that he's resigned, it's all oh no now with him gone Trump will destroy us all.

Bannon made NO difference whatsoever.  None.  He was one part of the pathetic political machine we installed instead of getting a proper leader.  He didn't do crap except stir up drama, which compared to other members of the staff, is all that the White House is good for now.

I'm eating at Pedro's tonight to celebrate and you sad sack nihilist doom preachers ain't gonna stop me.
 
2017-08-18 02:35:11 PM  
I don't rejoice at the firing of Bannon. I despair because he was hired in the first place.
 
2017-08-18 02:35:12 PM  
See! Trump's draining the swamp exactly like he promised! There was never any conditional that said he couldn't bring his own swamp.
 
2017-08-18 02:35:34 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Yeah don't get too excited just yet. The Story is still developing.

With Bannon gone, a lot of friction in the WH will be gone, making it easier for D2Scoops to operate.


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2017-08-18 02:35:42 PM  

LegacyDL: I'm just waiting on the Breitbart article telling us that Trump is a Manchurian Candidate created by the Zionists with Kushner as his handler.


That may be coming pretty soon: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/bannons-revenge-breitbart-repor​tedly-r​amping-up-for-thermonuclear-war-against-against-trump
 
2017-08-18 02:35:42 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm not sure why everyone is excited. This isn't gonna change the stupid shiat Donnie does in any way, really...


Many Americans enjoy watching Nazis lose power.
 
2017-08-18 02:36:17 PM  
Well he'll have to wait till November to file for ACA ( Obama care ) good luck you  nazi bastard but maybe you can work something out with
Pot hub for  Health insurance
 
2017-08-18 02:38:10 PM  
Which way will Trump spin this publicly:

1. Steve Bannon is a great guy who was poorly mistreated by the press.
2. Steve Bannon was becoming a distraction from fulfilling my agenda.
3. Steve Bannon is sad, pathetic. A loser.
4. Silence.
 
2017-08-18 02:38:46 PM  
Anyone else wonder of Bannon had already been given the boot when he had the conversation with that he was "unaware" was on the record? It did seem to be designed to do optimal damage.
 
2017-08-18 02:39:02 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm not sure why everyone is excited. This isn't gonna change the stupid shiat Donnie does in any way, really...


GOOD.
 
2017-08-18 02:39:30 PM  

Mikey1969: I'm not sure why everyone is excited. This isn't gonna change the stupid shiat Donnie does in any way, really...


Bannon is still part of Breitbart.com, and they have already declared WAR on Trump for this insult.

That's a chunk of Trump's base gone.
 
2017-08-18 02:39:32 PM  

rummonkey: You guys realize that the White House is going to be able to manage Trump's insanity a little better now, hiding just enough of it for the GOP base to hold its nose and vote for him again.

Don't get me wrong, Trump is still insane, but they will be able to better hide it now that there is less incompetent leadership in the support staff.


That's like saying "oh hey, now that we got rid of the horrible medic, we can now treat this mortally wounded patient better".  Damage is done.  Hiding anything now is farking pointless.
 
2017-08-18 02:39:40 PM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: Which way will Trump spin this publicly:

1. Steve Bannon is a great guy who was poorly mistreated by the press.
2. Steve Bannon was becoming a distraction from fulfilling my agenda.
3. Steve Bannon is sad, pathetic. A loser.
4. Silence.


Yes
 
2017-08-18 02:40:57 PM  
he's going to have to start thinking about shaping up a bit if he wants to go on dancing with the stars
 
2017-08-18 02:41:58 PM  

LegacyDL: I'm just waiting on the Breitbart article telling us that Trump is a Manchurian Candidate created by the Zionists with Kushner as his handler.


Yeah, because when you think best buddies with Nazis, you think Jews.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
 
2017-08-18 02:42:24 PM  
But now how will Trump beat Ultros?

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2017-08-18 02:43:23 PM  

rummonkey: You guys realize that the White House is going to be able to manage Trump's insanity a little better now, hiding just enough of it for the GOP base to hold its nose and vote for him again.

Don't get me wrong, Trump is still insane, but they will be able to better hide it now that there is less incompetent leadership in the support staff.


Depends. Gorka and Miller are still around. Mueller's investigation is still open. Then there's D2S' tendency to hire someone, only to turn around and fire them a week+ afterwards because they're getting more media attention than he is.
 
2017-08-18 02:43:41 PM  
But now how will Trump beat Ultros?

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2017-08-18 02:43:58 PM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: Which way will Trump spin this publicly:

1. Steve Bannon is a great guy who was poorly mistreated by the press.
2. Steve Bannon was becoming a distraction from fulfilling my agenda.
3. Steve Bannon is sad, pathetic. A loser.
4. Silence.


from April: 
"I didn't know Steve," Trump told the New York Post columnist Michael Goodwin in an interview Tuesday, explaining that Bannon was a latecomer to his presidential campaign. "I am my own strategist," the president added, a pointed reference to what aides described as his growing irritation that Bannon is receiving credit for being the mastermind behind Trump's victory.

cite:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2017/04/12/trump-undercuts-st​e​ve-bannon-whose-job-may-danger/XUH4O5EMM1juJhDu4R6MbI/story.html
 
2017-08-18 02:44:01 PM  

bdub77: Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No Twitter storms from the Dick in Chief, no smog
The morning presser answered questions without that ugly hog,

I got my work done, and didn't have to fight a bout
With trolling indies on the Fark site, and Bannon's out
I'll hook up with it later as I hit the posts
And reply to a fool who moves the goalposts

I gotta go cause I got me a couple jobs
And if I hit the switch, I can make the PC stop
Do I have to stop at a red highlight
Looking in my mirror not a troll in sight

And everything is alright
I got a beep from a Tfette and she can fark all night
Went to the poltab I'm askin' y'all
Which Trump thread do I look it, are y'all playin' ball?

Get me on that tab and I'm money
Last week farked around and got 30 funnies
Freaking brothers every way like Pocket Nin-J
I can't believe, today was a good day


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2017-08-18 02:44:59 PM  

rjakobi: LegacyDL: I'm just waiting on the Breitbart article telling us that Trump is a Manchurian Candidate created by the Zionists with Kushner as his handler.

Yeah, because when you think best buddies with Nazis  alt-right, you think Jews globalists.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.


Fixed that for you, because you're not using the dog whistle lingo.
 
2017-08-18 02:45:10 PM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: Which way will Trump spin this publicly:

1. Steve Bannon is a great guy who was poorly mistreated by the press.
2. Steve Bannon was becoming a distraction from fulfilling my agenda.
3. Steve Bannon is sad, pathetic. A loser.
4. Silence.


Today Trump will say how great and  wonderful  Nazi bastard  Bannon is, tomorrow  he'll  throw him under the bus
 
2017-08-18 02:46:46 PM  
GFR - One more down, many to go.
 
2017-08-18 02:47:52 PM  

kbronsito: But now how will Trump beat Ultros?

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I presume Hope Hicks will have to use her Esper powers.
 
2017-08-18 02:47:53 PM  
Witness the power of this armed and fully operational Breitbart retaliation force. They are going to eviscerate Trump.

First, Christopher Cantwell goes running like a little biatch after cops want to arrest him
Next, Richard Spencer does the same thing after the Unite the Right rally, then Kessler, the main organizer behind the neo-Nazi gathering in Charlottsville ran away from his own presser there after the mob went after his white supremacist ass, and now Bannon has quit.  Couldn't ask for a better birthday present.

Oh Lordy, the outrage is going to be EPIC. Gonna need a metric f*ckton of popcorn and bourbon for this flaming clown show. Can't wait to check out uberderp websites* like Freeperville, InfoWars and Limbaugh whom, I am sure, are shiatting their diddies with conspiracy theories. I shall feast upon their impotent tears.

*who, I am sure, are sh*tting their diddies with conspiracy theories.

/Seven months. That's all it took for Trump's Administration to implode
//It's like watching a circular firing squad
///It will be interesting to see which one of us at my local VFW Post wins the "who will Trump start a war with first to distract from Russia" pool, as right now it's a toss-up
 
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