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(New York Daily News)   Miley Cyrus goes back to her roots, buys $5.8 million spread, which is roots when you're born rich and raised on a 500 acre farm   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-08-18 02:09:24 PM  
When I think roots I think along these lines:

Reagan boyhood home.
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Walt Disney
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Bill Gates
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2017-08-18 02:49:50 PM  

edmo: When I think roots I think along these lines:

Reagan boyhood home.
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Walt Disney
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Bill Gates
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She's got an outhouse bigger than all three of those combined.
 
2017-08-18 03:00:15 PM  
Blame it all on my roots,
I showed up to Twerk,
And ruined your
MTV Affair,

Last One to Know,
Last One to Show,
Last One I thought,
Would Twerk There
 
2017-08-18 03:01:18 PM  
Have the chickens stopped screaming, Hannah?
 
2017-08-18 03:10:44 PM  
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Nice place. Wait, what's that on the porch..
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2017-08-18 03:11:48 PM  

edmo: When I think roots I think along these lines:

Reagan boyhood home.
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Walt Disney
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Bill Gates
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I'm going out on a limb here and saying that is not Bill Gates' childhood home.  Bill Gates was born into a very well to do family, went to private school, and all that.  Even without founding Microsoft he was going to be a millionaire anyway
 
2017-08-18 03:13:43 PM  

Ooba Tooba: [img.fark.net image 425x226]
Nice place. Wait, what's that on the porch..
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Last I heard, Billy Redden (banjo boy) was working at Walmart in Clayton, GA.
 
2017-08-18 03:14:50 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: Ooba Tooba: [img.fark.net image 425x226]
Nice place. Wait, what's that on the porch..
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Last I heard, Billy Redden (banjo boy) was working at Walmart in Clayton, GA.


Heard that as well. Friendly fella who will pose for a pic.
 
2017-08-18 03:20:50 PM  

vudukungfu: edmo: When I think roots I think along these lines:

Reagan boyhood home.
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Walt Disney
[img.fark.net image 393x248]


Bill Gates
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She's got an outhouse bigger than all three of those combined.


Well she is full of shiat.
 
2017-08-18 03:23:37 PM  
Miley Cyrus thread?  Better get this out of the way...

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Wait.  Was that not right?
 
2017-08-18 03:34:45 PM  

Fano: Have the chickens stopped screaming, Hannah?




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2017-08-18 04:03:54 PM  

whither_apophis: edmo: When I think roots I think along these lines:

Reagan boyhood home.
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Walt Disney
[img.fark.net image 393x248]


Bill Gates
[img.fark.net image 425x283]

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that is not Bill Gates' childhood home.  Bill Gates was born into a very well to do family, went to private school, and all that.  Even without founding Microsoft he was going to be a millionaire anyway


I think it meant Warren Buffet.
 
2017-08-18 04:06:32 PM  
I kinda like her
 
2017-08-18 04:11:06 PM  
I'm betting this is so that she can transition into country music.
 
2017-08-18 04:11:19 PM  

gbv23: I kinda like her


Shut up, George Clinton
 
2017-08-18 04:23:19 PM  

gbv23: I kinda like her


Me to. And I shall nullify the haters' opinions with Fark Kryptonite

Summon Dolly Parton!
Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton Singing 'Jolene'
Youtube f6H4r1kWqSM
 
2017-08-18 04:38:49 PM  

jaytkay: gbv23: I kinda like her

Me to. And I shall nullify the haters' opinions with Fark Kryptonite

Summon Dolly Parton!
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Nice. Her bacjtard sessions are good too.

I like the kid.
 
2017-08-18 04:40:24 PM  
From what I've heard, Miley will spread for a LOT less money than that.
 
2017-08-18 04:43:32 PM  

fastfxr: I'm betting this is so that she can transition into country music.


Well, "Southern accented Top 40," but sure. She'll fit in fine with those ol' outlaws Bon Jovi and Hootie.
 
2017-08-18 04:43:34 PM  

gbv23: I kinda like her


She gives off the vibe of being a trainwreck of a human being, but I put as much blame on her publicity folks as on her.  That aside, her music is certainly not the worst out there.  She can actually hold a tune, she can play an instrument, even if they don't let her much.
 
2017-08-18 05:11:51 PM  

fastfxr: I'm betting this is so that she can transition into country music.


Well, when the song at the top of the country charts (and has been for 30 weeks) sounds like something produced by Master P except for the banjos, it'll be a quick transition.

/"I've never listened to country before, but this Sam Hunt is slammin'!"
//"Dude, you still haven't listened to country."
 
2017-08-18 05:12:36 PM  
Franklin is where all the Nashville stars live.

It would be fun to see her go live in her father's hometown though.
 
2017-08-18 05:14:57 PM  
I was going to biatch that she wasn't born "wealthy" but she was born the same year he busted the charts with Achy Breaky Heart so she was born into a small amount of wealth, which escalated through her childhood.

She's the Caroline Channing of music (without the white collar prison thing).
 
2017-08-18 07:22:14 PM  
Been looking in the Tennessee area to retire.  You can get a lot more than that on for $5M.
 
2017-08-18 07:39:12 PM  

offacue: Been looking in the Tennessee area to retire.  You can get a lot more than that on for $5M.


Not near the celebrities.  But anywhere else sure.  Especially the shiatholes.
 
2017-08-18 08:43:39 PM  

jaytkay: gbv23: I kinda like her

Me to. And I shall nullify the haters' opinions with Fark Kryptonite

Summon Dolly Parton!
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The power of Dolly prevents me from hating on Miley.  Well played sir.  Well played.
 
2017-08-18 08:53:19 PM  

jaytkay: gbv23: I kinda like her

Me to. And I shall nullify the haters' opinions with Fark Kryptonite

Summon Dolly Parton!
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That's cheatin'!  Nobody can say anything bad about Dolly, and I don't even like country music.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/
 
2017-08-18 10:06:13 PM  

darthstormer: She gives off the vibe of being a trainwreck of a human being, but I put as much blame on her publicity folks as on her.


How do you figure?  She seems completely happy, at least in the public eye.
 
2017-08-18 10:33:30 PM  

gbv23: I kinda like her


I hate her. I like the house though. Hmmmm
 
2017-08-18 11:17:13 PM  
I think she's shown off her $5.8 million spread enough as it is.
 
2017-08-18 11:58:38 PM  
Her roots are strong liquor and weak condoms
 
2017-08-19 12:37:01 AM  
I volunteer to live on her ranch and be her Housecarl when she's in the area.

All she needs is the love of a good man to set her on the straight and narrow path.
 
2017-08-19 02:00:16 AM  
I'd still do her, if that opportunity would ever magically happen.  It's 2 AM in Pennsyltucky, I'm not gonna find anything better.

/condom, of course.
//Or maybe not, she's got way more money than me.
///She'd also probably have better lawyers though....
 
2017-08-19 03:46:45 AM  
Not for nothing but it has a swimming pool (Cee-ment pond?). I'd never ever buy a place with that time sucking pit on it. Never mind the money for chemicals. I get that she has the money to have someone else do the work but nope, not for me. I've spent enough time on, in and under the water, I'm fine with staying out of it for the rest of my life.

/Has vacuumed, scrubbed, cleaned filters and chemically balanced a troublesome pool for over a year. Never again.
 
2017-08-19 07:17:17 AM  
Ooba Tooba:

Landrush Born This Way bluegrass studio cover
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2017-08-19 08:46:27 PM  

Radioactive Ass: Not for nothing but it has a swimming pool (Cee-ment pond?). I'd never ever buy a place with that time sucking pit on it. Never mind the money for chemicals. I get that she has the money to have someone else do the work but nope, not for me. I've spent enough time on, in and under the water, I'm fine with staying out of it for the rest of my life.

/Has vacuumed, scrubbed, cleaned filters and chemically balanced a troublesome pool for over a year. Never again.


LOL. If you can't balance it in a week, drain it, scrub it, start over. Don't forget to sanitize the pump and filter, it should have backflush connections if it wasn't installed by chimps.
 
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