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(Guardian)   Local residents moaning about noise from the sex festival being held in their town   ( theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Royal Tunbridge Wells, Tunbridge Wells, kinky rave festival, outdoor S&M dungeon, adult play area, councillor Dianne Hill, Tunbridge Wells borough, fetish play equipment  
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2017-08-18 09:56:11 AM  
I got a sweater for Father's Day. What I wanted a moaner.
 
2017-08-18 10:47:48 AM  
I grow more and more convinced that I 1) live in the wrong place and 2) go to the wrong parties
 
2017-08-18 10:55:38 AM  
The constant screams of "but I poop from there" can get annoying.
 
2017-08-18 11:46:12 AM  
In other news, there are "sex festivals".
 
2017-08-18 02:23:51 PM  
They'll be dong this..

Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango
Youtube TytGOeiW0aE
 
2017-08-18 02:24:44 PM  
Sexy Party!
 
2017-08-18 02:28:47 PM  
as much as £600

Like a good percentage of the ladies there I presume.
 
2017-08-18 02:28:56 PM  
"Our outdoor dungeon is discreetly secluded, furnished with fetish play equipment and monitored by our friendly assistants

outdoor dungeons just don't have the same atmosphere as a dank subterranean cave
 
2017-08-18 02:29:11 PM  
Huh, Plump DJs.

Can't be that raunchy.
 
2017-08-18 02:29:20 PM  
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2017-08-18 02:29:48 PM  
Sounds like this sex party rubbed the local residents the wrong way.
 
2017-08-18 02:29:54 PM  
damn remoaners
 
2017-08-18 02:34:21 PM  
Townsfolk ought to head over there with pitchforks and torches and show those weenies how it's REALLY done, not that prissy clothespins and candlewax business.
 
2017-08-18 02:37:13 PM  

Salmon: Huh, Plump DJs.

Can't be that praunchy.


FTFY.

"What's all the noise from the woods?"

"Beats me...."
 
2017-08-18 02:37:50 PM  
Didn't they see the sock on the fairgrounds gate?
 
2017-08-18 02:37:55 PM  

Gubbo: I grow more and more convinced that I 1) live in the wrong place and 2) go to the wrong parties


No kidding.  This is the only sex party in the woods around here....

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2017-08-18 02:41:35 PM  
If this was in the U.S. there would be an army of painfully aroused religious folks protesting about children or Jesus or something.
 
2017-08-18 02:57:05 PM  

Gubbo: I grow more and more convinced that I 1) live in the wrong place and 2) go to the wrong parties


Luxury, dream of being invited to the wrong type of parties
 
2017-08-18 02:57:21 PM  

NOLAhd: If this was in the U.S. there would be an army of painfully aroused religious folks protesting about children or Jesus or something.


If this were in the US, it would be attended by a lot more people. How many farkers are there again?
 
2017-08-18 03:02:18 PM  
It adds: "Our outdoor dungeon is discreetly secluded, furnished with fetish play equipment and monitored by our friendly assistants. "

Isn't that contrary to the spirit of the thing...friendly assistants?
 
2017-08-18 03:04:52 PM  

Walker: In other news, there are "sex festivals".


So, never been to Burning Man, huh?
 
2017-08-18 03:06:38 PM  
So much for 'Fark is not your personal erotica site"
 
2017-08-18 03:07:21 PM  
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll Fark and fap as long as they please
And that's the way the perverts have their connnnfrence
 
2017-08-18 03:14:05 PM  
But festival organiser Helen Smedley said Flamefest was a private event and insisted no sex would be on show to the public.

not because they are worried about the local sensibilities, you have to be a paying customer to see the good stuff
 
2017-08-18 04:00:18 PM  

abhorrent1: The constant screams of "but I poop from there" can get annoying.


One apartment we lived in early in our marriage had relatively thin walls. You couldn't hear normal conversation and such, but squeaking bed frames and loud Lassie types let you know when the neighbors were getting jiggy. (And vice versa but the wife and I were relatively quiet) The guy next door was a college stud(ent) who had quite the series of young women stay over.

So one night we hear squeaks and the muffled voices of him and two women (lucky dog). Then the squeaks built to the climax followed by a shouted NOT IN THE FACE!, and the other girl LOLing.
 
2017-08-18 04:01:36 PM  
How does one find out about the when and where on one of these 'sex parties' ?

/asking for a friend
 
2017-08-18 04:10:57 PM  
I'm moaning over the headline, subby.
 
2017-08-18 04:20:36 PM  

Gleeman: abhorrent1: The constant screams of "but I poop from there" can get annoying.

One apartment we lived in early in our marriage had relatively thin walls. You couldn't hear normal conversation and such, but squeaking bed frames and loud Lassie types let you know when the neighbors were getting jiggy. (And vice versa but the wife and I were relatively quiet) The guy next door was a college stud(ent) who had quite the series of young women stay over.

So one night we hear squeaks and the muffled voices of him and two women (lucky dog). Then the squeaks built to the climax followed by a shouted NOT IN THE FACE!, and the other girl LOLing.


Sounds like my ex GFs old place, thin walls and cathedral ceilings. Her neighbors were either farking or fighting whenever I was over, sometimes both.
 
2017-08-18 04:22:46 PM  

NOLAhd: If this was in the U.S. there would be an army of painfully aroused religious folks protesting about children or Jesus or not being able to see or something.


FTFY.
 
2017-08-18 04:33:13 PM  
Is it being held on the sex farm?
 
2017-08-18 04:48:35 PM  
24 Hours in Tunbridge Wells
Youtube V5-KABA87qs
 
2017-08-18 05:08:58 PM  
WHERE WILL THE BUSES PARK!
Oh the humanity.
 
2017-08-18 05:35:53 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Gubbo: I grow more and more convinced that I 1) live in the wrong place and 2) go to the wrong parties

No kidding.  This is the only sex party in the woods around here....

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I saw something similar at a convention centre somewhere once.
 
2017-08-18 06:20:45 PM  
"dominatrices"

So that's how it is pluralized

/no excuses. my spell check knew it
//Mozilla must be an interesting place to work
 
2017-08-18 06:26:12 PM  
Nice to see they have coaches coming down to help with technique. Why can't they just park with everyone else?
 
2017-08-18 07:05:00 PM  
What's wrong with having a sax festival?

Never mind.
 
2017-08-18 07:21:28 PM  
I'm imagining lots of dudes.
 
2017-08-18 07:32:49 PM  

NOLAhd: If this was in the U.S. there would be an army of painfully aroused religious folks protesting about children or Jesus or something.


I avoid these hassles by inviting all the neighbors.
 
2017-08-18 09:16:50 PM  
The Free Ball Gags should help.
 
2017-08-18 11:46:14 PM  
European town folk are such prudes .
 
2017-08-18 11:47:43 PM  
Is Jethro Q. Walrustitty their candidate?
 
2017-08-19 09:12:10 AM  
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2017-08-19 10:31:26 PM  
From the redlit Daily Mail article.

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2017-08-20 05:27:47 AM  
There's only one thing worse than not getting any sex - having several hundred people noisily (& creatively) doin' it next door!

Everyone's got at least one neighbor/s farkin' story:

The cops got called to one lady's home (3 houses away from my old place) when she'd gotten to screaming so loud & someone thought she was being attacked...
 
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