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(The Raw Story)   Trump business partner Felix Sater has reportedly told his family he thinks he's headed to prison, and that the President is too. and as a "former" member of the Gambino crime family and Russian mob, if anybody can sense when the jig is up, it's him   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-08-17 03:29:40 PM  
could be why he endorsed nazis. He needs to rally his militia together to defend him from the lamestream liberal fake news and clintonistas trying to stage a coup against dear leader

/i wish what I wrote wasn't at all plausible
 
2017-08-17 03:30:09 PM  
Like a ten inch dick, I would have to see it to believe it.
 
2017-08-17 03:31:12 PM  
Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.
 
2017-08-17 03:32:28 PM  
Mueller would be the perfect means for the GOP to dump Trump.  They can blame it on someone else and get Pence in the WH to usher in their nightmare legislation.
 
2017-08-17 03:34:26 PM  

bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.


*for when 'satisfying' fails to meet expectations.
 
2017-08-17 03:40:49 PM  
"In about the next 30 to 35 days, I will be the most colourful character you have ever talked about," Sater told New York Magazine. "Unfortunately, I can't talk about it now, before it happens. And believe me, it ain't anything as small as whether or not they're gonna call me to the Senate committee."

Apropos of nothing, Polonium Sandwich it the title of my new 4th-person tone-biopic/virtual reality performance lecture in 112 parts on stolen Vine software.
 
2017-08-17 03:43:15 PM  
Please let this be true. I'm already bracing myself for the first Trump supporter interviewed to say, "Hey, I didn't vote for Trump because I thought he was an honest guy who would not break our country's laws to help launder Russian money. I voted for him because he would bring jobs back!"
 
2017-08-17 03:45:45 PM  
They need the corroberating evidence to back up this guy when he says the sky is blue though.

Fortunately Trump is really bad at cover-ups and has some really unqualified people who have worked for him for a long time.  So hopefully the papertrail is easy to lay out.
 
2017-08-17 03:46:04 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Apropos of nothing, Polonium Sandwich it the title of my new 4th-person tone-biopic/virtual reality performance lecture in 112 parts on stolen Vine software.


You're not serious or you would publish it on Twitter.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-08-17 03:46:42 PM  
Why do you people keep torturing yourself like this?  I mean, you remind me of this joke:

''You're not in this for the hunting are you?'''

Every week you have a thread with some breathless speculation that Trump will be going *DOWN*, hard, and every week it's wrong.  But you keep coming back, time and time again
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-08-17 03:47:17 PM  
I MADE A POOP!
 
2017-08-17 03:48:17 PM  
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2017-08-17 03:49:11 PM  
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's business partner heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who said Felix told his family that Trump's going to prison. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2017-08-17 03:50:49 PM  

bazbt3: bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.

*for when 'satisfying' fails to meet expectations.


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/Sarisfied
 
2017-08-17 03:50:59 PM  

bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.


Get yourself a snackin' ham.
 
2017-08-17 03:55:32 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Mueller would be the perfect means for the GOP to dump Trump.  They can blame it on someone else and get Pence in the WH to usher in their nightmare legislation.


The GOP would stick behind Trump if they could assure themselves that he wouldn't keep making things worse.  I think they are going to be in a real f$cking hurry to get rid of him.  It is going to move really fast.
 
2017-08-17 03:56:58 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: "In about the next 30 to 35 days, I will be the most colourful character you have ever talked about," Sater told New York Magazine. "Unfortunately, I can't talk about it now, before it happens. And believe me, it ain't anything as small as whether or not they're gonna call me to the Senate committee."

Apropos of nothing, Polonium Sandwich it the title of my new 4th-person tone-biopic/virtual reality performance lecture in 112 parts on stolen Vine software.


You don't go after a mobster directly.  You make a deal with the family and they deal with it.  The result is the same though.
 
2017-08-17 03:58:12 PM  
Maybe Trump is sucking up to the white supremacists in the hopes that they will protect him when he goes to prison.
 
2017-08-17 03:58:54 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Mueller would be the perfect means for the GOP to dump Trump.  They can blame it on someone else and get Pence in the WH to usher in their nightmare legislation.


Problem:  If anything Mueller puts out even hints at Pence being involved in it, he could get farked as well.

Just as bad:  Pence pulling a Colonel Klink, "I knew nothing."
 
2017-08-17 03:59:05 PM  

ecl: Why do you people keep torturing yourself like this?  I mean, you remind me of this joke:

''You're not in this for the hunting are you?'''

Every week you have a thread with some breathless speculation that Trump will be going *DOWN*, hard, and every week it's wrong.  But you keep coming back, time and time again


No, no.
It is his Presidency that is the torture.

Speculating on which one of his many criminal acts will be part of his downfall is a reason to make popcorn, hang with like-minded people and speculate which actors will feature in the made-for-TV series "The Sins of the Trumps" ...... I can't WAIT to find out who plays Melania.
 
2017-08-17 03:59:49 PM  

bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.


You need to pace yourself and pay attention to getting a balanced diet.

Small bowl of popcorn.
Wait 15 minutes, then have a piece of jerky.
When you're hungry again, it's time to get some vegetables in your system, so either order extra celery sticks with your wings, or get some onion rings.  Heck, why not both?
 
2017-08-17 04:01:55 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Maybe Trump is sucking up to the white supremacists in the hopes that they will protect him when he goes to prison.


Jokes on him now that the entire internet knows all it takes to render them defenseless weepers is the rumor there is an arrest warrant with their name on it.
 
2017-08-17 04:03:41 PM  

August11: Please let this be true. I'm already bracing myself for the first Trump supporter interviewed to say, "Hey, I didn't vote for Trump because I thought he was an honest guy who would not break our country's laws to help launder Russian money. I voted for him because he would bring jobs back!"


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2017-08-17 04:14:28 PM  

Nogrhi: bazbt3: bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.

*for when 'satisfying' fails to meet expectations.

[vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x134]

/Sarisfied


Heh! I didn't sign up for that, I signed up for this:
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2017-08-17 04:15:48 PM  

naughtyrev: bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.

Get yourself a snackin' ham.


Not sure that's legal in the U.K.
 
2017-08-17 04:17:20 PM  

FrancoFile: bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.

You need to pace yourself and pay attention to getting a balanced diet.

Small bowl of popcorn.
Wait 15 minutes, then have a piece of jerky.
When you're hungry again, it's time to get some vegetables in your system, so either order extra celery sticks with your wings, or get some onion rings.  Heck, why not both?


Smarted. It's been a while since I last had jerky.
 
2017-08-17 04:18:54 PM  

mrshowrules: Marcus Aurelius: Mueller would be the perfect means for the GOP to dump Trump.  They can blame it on someone else and get Pence in the WH to usher in their nightmare legislation.

The GOP would stick behind Trump if they could assure themselves that he wouldn't keep making things worse.  I think they are going to be in a real f$cking hurry to get rid of him.  It is going to move really fast.


Pence is a much better racist than Trump in any case. He's not going to say stupid shiat, and he knows the right words to use.  And he'll sign any farking legislation the GOP puts in front of him.

The trick is how to blame it on the Democrats.
 
2017-08-17 04:21:16 PM  
Well, that's it. Now I'm seriously on the fence about voting for Donald Trump.
 
2017-08-17 04:23:28 PM  
Another Farker posted a link earlier today to a story about this in the Washington Journal (not Post). Claim is there was a 350 million dollar bank fraud involving Trump, Ivanka, and Jared covering up Sater's criminal past.
 
2017-08-17 04:23:48 PM  
Worth Noting the first bit Sater did was for stabbing a man in a face with abroken wine glass during a bar brawl.
The Second one, which carried less jail time, was  after he plead guiltystealing $40 million in a pump and dump stock scam he was running on behalf of the Gambino crime family,

He only got a year for that.  Why?  Well the records are still sealed but it was for "extraordinary cooperation" with the FBI.  From Sater's own statements he rolled on an arms deal he was brokering between Russian mobsters and Chechen rebels.  The smart money says it was for MANPAD missiles and systems.  Given Chechen rebels later went on to form the core of ISIS's elite fighters, that's probably actually a "worth it " trade.

Oh, and as a "legitimate" businessman Sater seems to be the one brokering all those deals that are pouring Russian money into Trump deals all over the world
 
2017-08-17 04:26:10 PM  

RoomFullOfMonkeys: Another Farker posted a link earlier today to a story about this in the Washington Journal (not Post). Claim is there was a 350 million dollar bank fraud involving Trump, Ivanka, and Jared covering up Sater's criminal past.


Sorry, my mistake: Jared doesn't seem to be mentioned, but Eric and Don Jr. are.

http://washingtonjournal.com/2017/08/16/newly-leaked-emails-just-reve​a​led-trump-family-implicated-350-million-fraud-investigation/
 
2017-08-17 04:26:33 PM  
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2017-08-17 04:27:38 PM  

Magorn: Worth Noting the first bit


Bid
 
2017-08-17 04:28:11 PM  

bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.


Crack cocaine.
 
2017-08-17 04:28:43 PM  

EvilEgg: Like a ten inch dick, I would have to see it to believe it.


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Approves.
 
2017-08-17 04:29:14 PM  

somedude210: could be why he endorsed nazis. He needs to rally his militia together to defend him from the lamestream liberal fake news and clintonistas trying to stage a coup against dear leader

/i wish what I wrote wasn't at all plausible


Or Trump could be doing it so he can cozy up with the Aryan Nation once he lands inside.  He's going to need protecting from every other gang.
 
2017-08-17 04:29:25 PM  
James Buchanan is finally happy that he isn't the worst president ever.
 
2017-08-17 04:29:59 PM  
if we are taking orders, I would really appreciate it we could have two full full weeks of watching the end of this tragi-comedy implode in press conferences and public depositions and indictments.  At two weeks, i think i can just about manage to tell work to f-off because i am watching history, but more than that and i will hear "get back to work," and less than that and i end up spinning my wheels anticipating the next release of material or the next stupid thing for him to say.

Lets just rip off the band aid and get all of this over with.
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-08-17 04:30:18 PM  
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2017-08-17 04:30:27 PM  

bazbt3: Nogrhi: bazbt3: bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.

*for when 'satisfying' fails to meet expectations.

[vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x134]

/Sarisfied

Heh! I didn't sign up for that, I signed up for this:
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2017-08-17 04:30:29 PM  
Thank you. I would much rather we have another circle jerk than read the shiatposting in the Barcelona thread.

/ serious
// twice for business
/// three for pleasure


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2017-08-17 04:30:42 PM  
Uh huh. Riiiiight.
 
2017-08-17 04:31:16 PM  

ecl: Why do you people keep torturing yourself like this?  I mean, you remind me of this joke:

''You're not in this for the hunting are you?'''

Every week you have a thread with some breathless speculation that Trump will be going *DOWN*, hard, and every week it's wrong.  But you keep coming back, time and time again


This identical post was posted in the other thread by someone else.
 
2017-08-17 04:31:20 PM  

bazbt3: FrancoFile: bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.

You need to pace yourself and pay attention to getting a balanced diet.

Small bowl of popcorn.
Wait 15 minutes, then have a piece of jerky.
When you're hungry again, it's time to get some vegetables in your system, so either order extra celery sticks with your wings, or get some onion rings.  Heck, why not both?

Smarted. It's been a while since I last had jerky.


Maybe a good time for me to check out that all-jerky store down the street.
 
2017-08-17 04:32:24 PM  

EvilEgg: Like a ten inch dick, I would have to see it to believe it.


Oh honey, you need to see this dick.
 
2017-08-17 04:32:50 PM  
Meh, we've been hearing this kinda shiat for months now. Wake me when he's finally being prosecuted.
 
2017-08-17 04:32:58 PM  
                                                                      ​                                                                    IT'S UP!


Where is the jig?
 
2017-08-17 04:33:12 PM  
I want Trump to go out like James Cagney in an old Gangster flick.  Fedora tilted at a jaunty angle, .45 in each hand, firing rounds at the Secret Service officers and FBI coming down the hall to arrest him.

"You dirty rats- you'll never take me alive.  Sad!"

In reality, they're going to roll him from the crapper to a wheelchair and quietly escort him out the back.
 
2017-08-17 04:33:26 PM  
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2017-08-17 04:33:33 PM  

Mister Buttons: bazbt3: Popcorn is no longer enough. Please recommend more sarisfying snacks.

Crack cocaine.


I have a theory, that were already on it. It's not much of a theory but it might explain...

/got nuthin'
 
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