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(Some Guy)   When the headline reads "Steve Bannon's porn and meth house" you know they're only talking about one state   ( shareblue.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Curtis, Recreational drug use, President of the United States, Bannon, Real estate, house, Bill Clinton, Drug addiction  
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2017-08-17 01:34:44 PM  
"Each person gave accounts that the house was used to film pornography, had a constant flow of men, women - and even children - at the house and that blatant drug use was occurring at all hours of the night and day," Curtis said.

But no pizza.  So it was OK.
 
2017-08-17 02:22:14 PM  
The lighter the bar, the more evidence of the existence of methamphetamine. The Accumeth drug testing kit confirmed the substance in six different tests throughout the house.

You could probably hold the kit next to Bannon himself and get the same result.
 
2017-08-17 03:00:16 PM  
It looks pretty swanky, actually:

www.palmbeachpost.com
 
2017-08-17 05:13:29 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: It looks pretty swanky, actually:

[www.palmbeachpost.com image 800x533]


Oy. Architecture from the Jupiter Island Tacky Epoch. All the charm and style of a Taco Bell but with a 15,000 ft2footprint.
 
2017-08-17 05:41:17 PM  
If Bannon owned the place and was paying the bills wouldn't he be liable for what went on there?
 
2017-08-17 06:02:34 PM  

fusillade762: If Bannon owned the place and was paying the bills wouldn't he be liable for what went on there?


LOL.  You're funny.
 
2017-08-17 06:34:18 PM  
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2017-08-17 06:54:09 PM  
Bannon is too bloated looking. No way he uses meth. I would say alcohol and and hostess fruit pies are his weaknesses.
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2017-08-17 06:54:24 PM  
no pizza, no basement....its fine.  worry about libs instead, they are the real problem.

/but her emails...
 
2017-08-17 06:55:07 PM  
state of delusion? denial? depression?
 
2017-08-17 06:55:12 PM  

girlygirlmpls: Bannon is too bloated looking. No way he uses meth. I would say alcohol and and hostess fruit pies are his weaknesses.
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maybe he uses a shiat-ton of alcohol and fruit pies to take the edge off the meth......
 
2017-08-17 06:56:37 PM  
Mooch said Bannon sucks his on wang. Did he see a Bannon porn film? If so, how does Mooch still have eyes because the only response I can imagine to seeing Bannon in a porn film is to claw your eyes out.
 
2017-08-17 07:02:15 PM  
Ironically, it was run from a ping-pong place too.
 
2017-08-17 07:08:33 PM  

girlygirlmpls: Bannon is too bloated looking. No way he uses meth. I would say alcohol and and hostess fruit pies are his weaknesses.
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My dentist explained to me that meth mouth is because meth addicts crave sweets and tend towards poor hygiene. While I never really cared to investigate the veracity of that, it seems to fit Bannon just fine.
 
2017-08-17 07:09:48 PM  
Say what you will about Bannon, but the guy likes to party
 
2017-08-17 07:14:42 PM  
Steve Bannon and pornography in the same article. Try getting that mental image out of your head.
 
2017-08-17 07:15:19 PM  
In the final report dismissing the investigation, law enforcement found "evidence that tends to indicate that [Bannon] did not intend to or actually did reside" in that county, but there was not sufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Bannon had knowingly committed voter registration fraud. he is a wealthy white Republican and thus obviously meant no harm. Heck, everybody makes mistakes.
 
2017-08-17 07:20:29 PM  

EwoksSuck: Mooch said Bannon sucks his on wang. Did he see a Bannon porn film? If so, how does Mooch still have eyes because the only response I can imagine to seeing Bannon in a porn film is to claw your eyes out.


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hes got dolls eyes, I think they are already burned out
 
2017-08-17 07:21:21 PM  

EwoksSuck: Mooch said Bannon sucks his on wang. Did he see a Bannon porn film? If so, how does Mooch still have eyes because the only response I can imagine to seeing Bannon in a porn film is to claw your eyes out.


Mooch has an alien head. Too easy to slide off of during sex.
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2017-08-17 07:22:05 PM  

StaleCoffee: girlygirlmpls: Bannon is too bloated looking. No way he uses meth. I would say alcohol and and hostess fruit pies are his weaknesses.
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My dentist explained to me that meth mouth is because meth addicts crave sweets and tend towards poor hygiene. While I never really cared to investigate the veracity of that, it seems to fit Bannon just fine.


I think it's more common in meth smokers rather than snorters, unfortunately this is based on experience. Clean for the last 13 years, praise FSM.
 
2017-08-17 07:23:14 PM  
He still suffers from health problems related to living in the house once occupied by Steve Bannon.

But he can't sue because the current health issues are nothing compared to the effects of polonium.
 
2017-08-17 07:29:15 PM  

If ...

(Not the one by Rudyard Kipling.

The one by Rudy Guliani.)


Voter fraud is not illegal. If you are Republican. It is just an oops!
And you can still be the Christian Messiah and have three wivesb and hate Muslims. If you are Republican.
And the Moon is made of ice cream. If you are Republican.
And I own a vast estate in Florida I can sell you. Waterfront. Next to Rush Limbaugh and The Donald. If you are Republican.
 
2017-08-17 07:29:42 PM  

EwoksSuck: Mooch said Bannon sucks his on wang. Did he see a Bannon porn film? If so, how does Mooch still have eyes because the only response I can imagine to seeing Bannon in a porn film is to claw your eyes out.


It was just hyperbole. No one as fat and obviously poorly hung as Bannon could felate himself.
 
2017-08-17 07:30:38 PM  

jaytkay: He still suffers from health problems related to living in the house once occupied by Steve Bannon.

But he can't sue because the current health issues are nothing compared to the effects of polonium.


It was probably a pre-existing conditon. Like Bannon's fascism and Trump's bigotry and racism.
 
2017-08-17 07:35:17 PM  
"In an exclusive and extensive interview for Shareblue Media,"

So basically this is from the liberal version on the Enquirer.
 
2017-08-17 07:43:06 PM  
"Shortly after Curtis moved into the house, he started to experience a variety of symptoms: fatigue, inability to sleep, eye and skin irritation, chronic chest pain, and dizziness."

I would have thought any "investigative journalist" would know better than to move into a meth house.  There's a national database of such properties.  In some states (not Florida, I'm  sure), landlords are required to disclose previous meth activity or forbidden to rent the property until it's been decontaminated.
 
2017-08-17 07:44:48 PM  
I'm thinking he might be smart enough not to want to risk civil asset forfeiture with meth, so he went for the cough syrup, ammonia, naptha, citric acid trick and farked the tub that way.
 
2017-08-17 08:13:04 PM  

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: So basically this is from the liberal version on the Enquirer.


The National Enquirer is a paper with close ties to the President of the United States of America.

So no, not equivalent at all.
 
2017-08-17 08:32:47 PM  

jaytkay: Satan's Superfluous Nipple: So basically this is from the liberal version on the Enquirer.

The National Enquirer is a paper with close ties to the President of the United States of America.

So no, not equivalent at all.


Shareblue is owned by left wing loons.
 
2017-08-17 08:54:47 PM  

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Shareblue is owned by left wing loons.


I've never heard of Shareblue before this evening.

But surely you can fill us in on the immense power they hold. You're real smart that way.
 
2017-08-17 09:03:24 PM  
The surface of the bathtub in the master bathroom was partially melted from what appeared to be some form of chemical exposure.

Which is more likely: cooking a bathtub full of meth? Or Bannon just taking a bath?
 
2017-08-17 09:06:04 PM  

StaleCoffee: girlygirlmpls: Bannon is too bloated looking. No way he uses meth. I would say alcohol and and hostess fruit pies are his weaknesses.
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My dentist explained to me that meth mouth is because meth addicts crave sweets and tend towards poor hygiene. While I never really cared to investigate the veracity of that, it seems to fit Bannon just fine.


Meth also gives you cottonmouth like crazy, and the meth fumes themselves damage enamel
 
2017-08-17 09:09:43 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 720x304]


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2017-08-17 10:32:52 PM  

jaytkay: Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Shareblue is owned by left wing loons.

I've never heard of Shareblue before this evening.

But surely you can fill us in on the immense power they hold. You're real smart that way.


Well, their employees seem to have fairly extensive connections with the Democratic Party and other left-leaning publications and organizations.  On the one hand, that tells me their not some fly-by-night, Macedonian fake news generator looking for clickbait.  On the other,  it does mean they have a partisan agenda and may not have the most strenuous fact-checking if it makes the GOP look bad.

I'd personally wait and see if any more mainstream news sources pick this up before jumping on the "Bannon is a TWEAKER!!!!!11!" bandwagon.
 
2017-08-17 10:44:17 PM  

Corydon: Well, their employees seem to have fairly extensive connections with the Democratic Party


Name them. What employees and who in the Democratic party?

Corydon: and other left-leaning publications and organizations


Name them.
 
2017-08-18 12:03:37 AM  

jaytkay: Corydon: Well, their employees seem to have fairly extensive connections with the Democratic Party

Name them. What employees and who in the Democratic party?

Corydon: and other left-leaning publications and organizations

Name them.


I gave you the link to their site.  You don't even have to Google.  See for yourself.
 
2017-08-18 12:24:07 AM  

Corydon: I gave you the link to their site.  You don't even have to Google.  See for yourself.


You can't name them.

Thanks for confirming.
 
2017-08-18 09:18:35 AM  
If the piece is true it might help partly explain why Bannon seems the very visage of ill-health.

Corydon: Well, their employees seem to have fairly extensive connections with the Democratic Party and other left-leaning publications and organizations. On the one hand, that tells me their they're not some fly-by-night, Macedonian fake news generator looking for clickbait. On the other, it does mean they have a partisan agenda and may not have the most strenuous fact-checking if it makes the GOP look bad.


[FTFY]

About the news orifice publishing this story (per wikipedia); and a piece on the author. They at least appear to be substantive enough to be served with a libel suit, which gives some credibility to the piece. (Florida recognizes "defamation per se".)

I also did a spot check of a few older pieces in their archives; left-leaning as farking Marx, and with a lot of opinionated value judgements and a few wistful-to-delusional speculations about future events in those lines, but I didn't spot anything as factually incorrect in any obvious way.
 
2017-08-18 10:11:47 AM  
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Acid damaged bathtub you say?
 
2017-08-18 11:22:19 AM  

sithon: [img.fark.net image 425x275]
Acid damaged bathtub you say?


Literally the first thing that came to mind when I read about the tub. And not terribly implausible either...

Although Bannon is so slimy, it's equally as likely that on the rare occasion he takes a bath it melts all the plastics in the room
 
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