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(Metro)   Important question: What's the best post-sex food?   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-08-16 05:13:48 PM  
Ham
 
2017-08-16 05:22:51 PM  
Bacon, what can't it do?
 
2017-08-16 05:24:46 PM  
Mayo
 
2017-08-16 05:35:40 PM  
Poutine
 
2017-08-16 05:38:22 PM  
 
2017-08-16 05:43:03 PM  
Sandwich and Gatorade. And keep it light if you don't want to feel like a big ol' cow during Acts II through X.

(God, I miss my 20s.)
 
2017-08-16 05:57:50 PM  
a peanut. maybe two
 
2017-08-16 06:18:25 PM  
Tortilla chips and cheese dip
 
2017-08-16 06:37:46 PM  
fresh fruit
 
2017-08-16 06:37:57 PM  
Y'all can eat with all that wailing and crying?
 
2017-08-16 06:39:53 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Sandwich and Gatorade. And keep it light if you don't want to feel like a big ol' cow during Acts II through X.

(God, I miss my 20s.)


Just have a bit of Davos' patented fermented crab mixture and you'll be right back in the game.
 
2017-08-16 06:46:00 PM  
Anchovy paste on crackers, and scotch.
 
2017-08-16 06:53:54 PM  
Banana creme pie.
 
2017-08-16 07:06:52 PM  
 Ordering Chinese delivery is the perfect post sex meal, IMHO.
 
2017-08-16 07:16:40 PM  
Or pizza delivery.

/ I really shouldn't post to fark when I'm hungry.
 
2017-08-16 07:42:26 PM  
Breakfast
 
2017-08-16 08:13:18 PM  
Is "more pussy" one of the options?
 
2017-08-16 09:10:58 PM  
Sleep?
eat a Pomegranate?

 
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2017-08-16 09:26:48 PM  
Strawberries in chocolate.
 
2017-08-16 09:39:14 PM  
penicillin
 
2017-08-16 09:42:59 PM  
Taco Bell and a Dutch oven
 
2017-08-16 09:44:56 PM  
Nipple juice.
 
2017-08-16 09:45:53 PM  
Waffle fries
 
2017-08-16 09:48:15 PM  
Orange juice, bacon, and blueberry pancakes

and a Coke.
 
2017-08-16 09:53:28 PM  
Tasty-Kakes
 
2017-08-16 09:53:42 PM  
Charcuterie plate.  A couple cheeses, some cured meats of your choice, some crackers, some grapes or figs or strawberries or a sliced up pear, some honey or jam, a little dish of olives or pickles.  Easy stuff to keep in the fridge, easy to throw together in just a couple minutes, not too heavy to weigh down the next round, great with a glass of wine.
 
2017-08-16 09:54:20 PM  
Analingus.
 
2017-08-16 09:58:30 PM  
PB&J sandwich. Maybe I ate one after the first time I got laid or something, but it's been my go to for my entire sexually active life.
 
2017-08-16 09:59:40 PM  
Depends if I can afford drive-thru on the way home.
 
2017-08-16 10:32:50 PM  
Some drippings on  crab cake?
 
2017-08-16 10:33:14 PM  
Butt Pudding
 
2017-08-16 10:35:48 PM  

Miss5280: Or pizza delivery.

/ I really shouldn't post to fark when I'm hungry.


We must have met before , pizza or Chinese?
 
2017-08-16 10:57:31 PM  
Wheaties. Take it from Frankie.
 
2017-08-16 11:01:09 PM  
Who cares, had sex
 
2017-08-16 11:04:52 PM  
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2017-08-16 11:04:55 PM  
Nothing that has to be delivered: I don't want to have to answer the door undressed or in disarray.
 
2017-08-16 11:08:03 PM  
Tossed salad
 
2017-08-16 11:10:10 PM  
Fish
 
2017-08-16 11:22:01 PM  

ahfukit: Miss5280: Or pizza delivery.

/ I really shouldn't post to fark when I'm hungry.

We must have met before , pizza or Chinese?


 Which did we have last time?
 
2017-08-16 11:25:26 PM  
2 trips thru the pizza buffet line.

Then, back to ski ball.
 
2017-08-16 11:57:26 PM  
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2017-08-17 12:11:38 AM  
Schnitzengruben.

But there's a limit.
 
2017-08-17 12:39:05 AM  
Cheez Its
 
2017-08-17 12:54:23 AM  
Champagne. Not technically a "food", but:

Chilled bottle beside the bed. One glass each, then one of you, leave a mouthful in your glass, pour that into the small of your partner's back. Suck it up and lick up the drops. proceed to have fun. When you've finished, there's more champagne to be had.
 
2017-08-17 01:00:22 AM  
Indica if you're not getting back up.  Sativa if you are.
 
2017-08-17 01:14:38 AM  
Sorry, can't eat while sleeping.
 
2017-08-17 01:28:25 AM  
Burritos are the best food for any time, whether before, after or instead of sex.
 
2017-08-17 01:35:31 AM  
Not even kidding here, Green Chili Corn Chowder! That just might be a 'me' thing though.
 
2017-08-17 02:53:20 AM  
Bacon, smoked salmon, fresh tomato, cream cheese, on a toasted plain bagel.
 
2017-08-17 03:00:09 AM  
French fries.
 
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