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(South Jersey Courier-Post)   If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool   ( courierpostonline.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Atlantic County, New Jersey, Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey, Gloucester County Prosecutor, 25-year-old Jamal Campos, pit bull, strict liability homicide, atlantic city  
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2017-08-17 03:14:32 AM  
Damn Alligator but my hand off
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2017-08-17 03:14:45 AM  
Don't tell me how to live my life.
 
2017-08-17 03:28:40 AM  
So, who's the farkwad who killed the dog?

 '50s and '60s, German Shepherds are EEEVVIILLL
'70s and '80s, Dobermans are EEEVVIILLL
'90s, Rottweilers are EEEVVIILLL
2000s, Pit Bulls are EEEVVIILLL

Who's next, Wieners are ..................tasty?
 
2017-08-17 03:30:02 AM  
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2017-08-17 03:34:52 AM  
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2017-08-17 04:27:55 AM  
Noted.
 
2017-08-17 04:42:12 AM  
And I thought the hanky code was confusing when someone described it to me.

Where does the alligator go if I'm selling drugs? On the veranda? And more importantly, how do I keep it there?

And what does the alligator in the swimming pool advertise?
 
2017-08-17 05:37:37 AM  
If he had just paid the damn pet fee this wouldn't have been an issue.
 
2017-08-17 06:07:19 AM  
Reminds me of when three alligators were found in a creek that ran through our neighborhood park.  Was one of the lighter moments when we lived in the hell that is Canton, OH.
 
2017-08-17 06:11:19 AM  
Well that was a very well written article that explained everything.
 
2017-08-17 06:31:44 AM  

aevorea: If he had just paid the damn pet fee this wouldn't have been an issue.


It's actually there to eat the pets of other guests who don't .
 
2017-08-17 06:32:56 AM  
Of course I'm not going to leave the gator in the pool.  That's where I keep the piranha.
 
2017-08-17 06:44:29 AM  
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool

My grandmother cross-stitched that and framed it as a sampler!

/true story
//maybe
 
2017-08-17 07:13:32 AM  
 
2017-08-17 07:31:30 AM  
  .  and just to reinforce the stereotype:

It said the pit bull was shot by an Atlantic City police officer "when the animal made an aggressive move towards the officers as they attempted to enter a room."
 
2017-08-17 07:56:18 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: .  and just to reinforce the stereotype:

It said the pit bull was shot by an Atlantic City police officer "when the animal made an aggressive move towards the officers as they attempted to enter a room."


You're totally right, there's no such thing as an aggressive pitbull, especially pits owned by drug dealers, they're never aggressive!
 
2017-08-17 07:56:56 AM  
A perfect example of why I have a staunch "perform one illegal act at a time" rule.  If you're going to steal a car, don't go shoot someone.  If you're going to transport drugs, don't drive like a maniac.  If you're going to sell drugs at a hotel don't put an illegal exotic pet in the pool.
 
2017-08-17 08:00:45 AM  

bigdanc: Zeb Hesselgresser: .  and just to reinforce the stereotype:

It said the pit bull was shot by an Atlantic City police officer "when the animal made an aggressive move towards the officers as they attempted to enter a room."

You're totally right, there's no such thing as an aggressive pitbull, especially pits owned by drug dealers, they're never aggressive!


In my experience drug dealers and their dogs are both super nice.  They have a lot of strange people over to the house and they need everyone to like them so they don't sell them out to the cops when they get popped for minor possession charges.  Best socialized dogs ever.  The guys selling the wholesale supplies and whatnot, sure they get a bit standoffish, but anyone selling 8-balls out of a hotel room over a weekend should have a super sweet puppy.  If not he deserves to get arrested just for being a dumbass.
 
2017-08-17 08:02:45 AM  
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He was corked (mostly).  I was operating safely in accordance with that state's Open Gator Carry Laws which are some of the most restrictive laws in the land.  I've carried gators from Tucson to Tucumcari,  Tehachapi to Tonapah.  Carried every gator that's ever been corked. Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed (you know, heavy gators).  And if you give me, weed, whites, and wine, And you show me a sign, I'll be willin', to be movin'

/No little feat
 
2017-08-17 08:31:01 AM  
Is that like a "pen in the company ink" kinda thing?
 
2017-08-17 04:32:51 PM  
What about mambo dogfacing to the banana patch? Is that okay?
 
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