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(The Daily Beast)   Rudy Giuliani rushed to the hospital after a "freak fall". Oh Rudy, we tried to warn you about Vlad and how far he can reach   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Rudy Giuliani, Mayor Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York City, New York City, Republican presidential candidate, Michael Bloomberg, George W. Bush, emergency surgery  
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2017-08-16 06:47:18 AM  
Did he break a heel?
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2017-08-16 08:54:28 AM  
I don't hope he dies, but I hope it really hurt.
 
2017-08-16 09:10:19 AM  

Boo_Guy: Did he break a heel?
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Done with fake Boobies.

Yes, filter that Fark!
 
2017-08-16 09:17:23 AM  
he tripped over the cyber
 
2017-08-16 09:17:50 AM  
He's lucky he didn't break his hip.
 
2017-08-16 09:46:30 AM  
He probably has a neurological disease.  You could see all the signs.  I think Rudy's tired...he looks sick.  Go online and put down "Rudy Giuliani illness."  Take a look at the videos for yourself.  Everyone knows his staff keeps a defibrillator on hand.  And I've heard from many, many people that he's faked his medical records.
 
2017-08-16 09:56:49 AM  

Diogenes: He probably has a neurological disease.  You could see all the signs.  I think Rudy's tired...he looks sick.  Go online and put down "Rudy Giuliani illness."  Take a look at the videos for yourself.  Everyone knows his staff keeps a defibrillator on hand.  And I've heard from many, many people that he's faked his medical records.


It would explain why he's not in any Cabinet position. I would say I hope he gets ass cancer, but he's basically made out of ass tissue.
 
2017-08-16 11:39:54 AM  
Who called 911 on his behalf?
 
2017-08-16 11:40:06 AM  
I will wildly speculate it was a suicide attempt.
 
2017-08-16 11:40:56 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't hope he dies, but I hope it really hurt.


I hope a caretaker who was asleep on the job gets to milk his/her incompetence for at least a decade after the fact.
 
2017-08-16 11:40:56 AM  
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2017-08-16 11:41:26 AM  
Well, another Confederate Monument fell down.
 
2017-08-16 11:41:30 AM  
He's recovering. Shame.
 
2017-08-16 11:41:31 AM  
"Someone call 9/11!"
 
2017-08-16 11:41:37 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I don't hope he dies, but I hope it really hurt.


The man used the deaths of thousands to promote his and his cronies careers.  You can hope he dies.  Horribly.
 
2017-08-16 11:42:18 AM  
from grace?
 
2017-08-16 11:44:05 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Pocket Ninja: I don't hope he dies, but I hope it really hurt.

The man used the deaths of thousands to promote his and his cronies careers.  You can hope he dies.  Horribly.


Yeah, no. Personally, i'd just hope the injury is crippling and painful (and probably gets him addicted to opioids) and keeps him out of politics for good.
 
2017-08-16 11:44:19 AM  

JudgeSmails: from grace?


*snert* Oh, that's at least one mob-connected cop buddy too late.
 
2017-08-16 11:45:31 AM  

JudgeSmails: from grace?


That wouldn't be news, would it?
 
2017-08-16 11:48:10 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Diogenes: He probably has a neurological disease.  You could see all the signs.  I think Rudy's tired...he looks sick.  Go online and put down "Rudy Giuliani illness."  Take a look at the videos for yourself.  Everyone knows his staff keeps a defibrillator on hand.  And I've heard from many, many people that he's faked his medical records.

It would explain why he's not in any Cabinet position. I would say I hope he gets ass cancer, but he's basically made out of ass tissue.


Pretty sure that was Trump's lies about Hillary, just changed for Giuliani's name.
 
2017-08-16 11:48:43 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: JudgeSmails: from grace?

That wouldn't be news, would it?


When did he have grace again?
 
2017-08-16 11:48:49 AM  
Probably tripped running from the sheriff trying to serve a subpoena
 
2017-08-16 11:49:48 AM  

This Is Bold Text: "Someone call 9/11!"


Outstanding!
 
2017-08-16 11:50:09 AM  
Did anyone help him up four times?
 
2017-08-16 11:50:18 AM  
Rudy: "I was a catcher from a very young age..."

Yes, we've seen you in drag.
 
2017-08-16 11:53:09 AM  
Was the "freak fall" off the back side of a horse?
 
2017-08-16 11:53:30 AM  
Bannon was asking a no longer limber Giuliani about technique, since putting your entire head up your ass takes even more skill.

A burp-fart can ruin your day during the maneuver.
 
2017-08-16 11:54:05 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Pocket Ninja: I don't hope he dies, but I hope it really hurt.

The man used the deaths of thousands to promote his and his cronies careers.  You can hope he dies.  Horribly.


Unless you're in to the whole karma thing, which I understand is a biatch.
 
2017-08-16 11:54:58 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Diogenes: He probably has a neurological disease.  You could see all the signs.  I think Rudy's tired...he looks sick.  Go online and put down "Rudy Giuliani illness."  Take a look at the videos for yourself.  Everyone knows his staff keeps a defibrillator on hand.  And I've heard from many, many people that he's faked his medical records.

It would explain why he's not in any Cabinet position. I would say I hope he gets ass cancer, but he's basically made out of ass tissue.


You could wish spinal cancer on him, at least that way no one would think you're being serious.
 
2017-08-16 11:57:25 AM  
IT wasn't fatal. Too bad.
 
2017-08-16 11:59:00 AM  
Another thinly-veiled white supremacist from way back.
 
2017-08-16 11:59:11 AM  
Korn - Freak On a Leash
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2017-08-16 12:01:20 PM  
The pizza connection finally get him?
 
2017-08-16 12:02:09 PM  
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2017-08-16 12:04:13 PM  
So no one is gonna run with the "I was a catcher from a very young age"?  Did any of you read the article?
 
2017-08-16 12:06:00 PM  

Doubleodoug: So no one is gonna run with the "I was a catcher from a very young age"?  Did any of you read the article?


What, and break my perfect record of posting based exclusively on the headlines?
 
2017-08-16 12:08:55 PM  
This is his 9/11.

//well, his other 9/11
 
2017-08-16 12:09:31 PM  
OMG, was the floor/ground OK?
 
2017-08-16 12:11:52 PM  
Man, those Republicans will do ANYTHING to avoid responding to Trump's presser.
 
2017-08-16 12:22:33 PM  

Doubleodoug: So no one is gonna run with the "I was a catcher from a very young age"?  Did any of you read the article?


Scroll up, son.
 
2017-08-16 12:24:49 PM  
Ask Tommy Lasorda about Vlad.

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2017-08-16 12:25:53 PM  
how far he can reach

Straight up through the sigmoid colon, past the descending, until he bumps right up against the splenic flexure. Don't worry, IOKIYAR.
 
2017-08-16 12:26:47 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Doubleodoug: So no one is gonna run with the "I was a catcher from a very young age"?  Did any of you read the article?

Scroll up, son.


First thing I did when I got here, Ctrl-F, catcher.
 
2017-08-16 12:32:04 PM  
Any fall involving Rudy would be a "freak fall".
 
2017-08-16 12:35:55 PM  

Diogenes: He probably has a neurological disease.  You could see all the signs.  I think Rudy's tired...he looks sick.  Go online and put down "Rudy Giuliani illness."  Take a look at the videos for yourself.  Everyone knows his staff keeps a defibrillator on hand.  And I've heard from many, many people that he's faked his medical records.


Given his advanced age and Red Dragon treasure keep sized hoard of bad karma it wouldn't surprise me if you were telling the truth, but that is exactly what he was saying about Clinton during her campaign.

I think he's got polonium poisoning.
 
2017-08-16 12:38:07 PM  
He fell getting his freak on?
 
2017-08-16 12:53:28 PM  

You Are All Sheep: Pocket Ninja: I don't hope he dies, but I hope it really hurt.

The man used the deaths of thousands to promote his and his cronies careers.  You can hope he dies.  Horribly.


Deaths that occurred from his negligence--he knew the trade centers were high value targets and literally did nothing to protect them as he was focused on shaking down pedestrians based upon the color of their skin.

I knew several people that died that day personally.  And several more that I did not know, but knew a member of their family ( ex, a boy I went to school with lost his father, but I never met his dad).  My cousin's husband was a member of the slim minority of police officers that entered the towers that day to render assistance to the injured.

No Rudy, you didn't do enough.  The Twin Towers came down because you had your attention focused in the wrong place.  You did a shiat job that caused over 5 billion Dollars and thousands of destroyed American lives.

And you did a shiat job in endorsing Donald Trump.  It's going to end up costing far more than 9/11 in the end.

Also, Guiliani isn't on Trump's staff because his big mouth gave him away as a material witness regarding illegal Russian interference.  Even Trump wont allow someone that stupid on his staff.
 
2017-08-16 12:54:30 PM  
Right-wing nutjob falling trifecta now in play.

/Pat Robertson
 
2017-08-16 01:04:09 PM  

LordOfThePings: ViolentEastCoastCity: Doubleodoug: So no one is gonna run with the "I was a catcher from a very young age"?  Did any of you read the article?

Scroll up, son.

First thing I did when I got here, Ctrl-F, catcher.


It's true.  I missed it.
 
2017-08-16 01:28:02 PM  
 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
 
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