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(Huffington Post)   There are not one but two Gorkas in the White House, the second just as evil as the first   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Scary, President of the United States, Barack Obama, Countering Violent Extremism, Bill Clinton, United States, Illinois, Democratic Party, Violent Extremism program  
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1798 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Aug 2017 at 6:44 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-08-15 02:01:07 PM  
Not sure if this is confirmed, but it's sure believable:

img.fark.net
 
2017-08-15 02:28:06 PM  
They keep it all in the family in this White House.
 
2017-08-15 02:29:13 PM  
Goddammit, did someone get Sebastian wet?!

The rules specifically state you don't get them wet unless you want them to multiply!

/Next you're going to tell me you fed Bannon after midnight
 
2017-08-15 02:32:08 PM  
This is the NY Times coverage of the Gorka nuptials.  What a blessed event.  It looks like Sebastian took a step up as Katherine actually received her diplomas from actually, accredited brick and mortar universities.
 
2017-08-15 02:50:33 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They keep it all in the family in this White House.


At this point they have to. No one else will trust them.
 
2017-08-15 04:55:36 PM  

kevlar51: Marcus Aurelius: They keep it all in the family in this White House.

At this point they have to. No one else will trust them.


Or work for them.

The combo pack of Two Scoops being too lazy to fill the various posts, not very willing to hire anyone who was critical of him, and the career-destroying potential of working for him....it's like working at a porn distributor who only wants to hire strict fundamentalist Christians.  Gonna be a long search process....
 
2017-08-15 05:53:07 PM  
Helped End Funding For Group That Fights White Supremacy

Because being killed by a brown non-Christian makes you SO MUCH DEADER.
 
2017-08-15 06:44:27 PM  

img.fark.net

 
2017-08-15 06:48:43 PM  
Gorkamorka?
 
2017-08-15 06:49:03 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They keep it all in the family in this White House.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-15 06:50:36 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: Gorkamorka?


Which one is brutally cunning, and which one is cunningly brutal?
 
2017-08-15 06:50:39 PM  

phrawgh: [img.fark.net image 850x446]


Look at that disrespectful farker on the right.

You can just TELL he's a violent, dangerous leftist just WAITING to attack that noble, composed man the FIRST chance he gets.

Really makes you think, huh.

Both sides...
 
2017-08-15 06:50:45 PM  
Technically speaking, a Gorka is a cross between a gherkin and a killer whale.
 
2017-08-15 06:52:35 PM  
When they inevitably divorce, will the case be Gorka v. Gorka?
 
2017-08-15 06:53:12 PM  

clkeagle: Commander Lysdexic: Gorkamorka?

Which one is brutally cunning, and which one is cunningly brutal?


It don't matter if you get more dakka. Or in this case, more derpa.
 
2017-08-15 06:53:19 PM  
The Wallflowers - Three Marlenas
Youtube RloXtzcCAf8
 
2017-08-15 06:53:59 PM  
My insane and constant rage about the very idea of White Supremacist and racist ideas kèeps getting fed.

I picked a bad month to drunkenly buzz my hair down to a quarter inch. (heat and laziness motuvated)

fark Nazis, and the administration they stowed in on.
 
2017-08-15 06:54:08 PM  

Empty Matchbook: phrawgh: [img.fark.net image 850x446]

Look at that disrespectful farker on the right.

You can just TELL he's a violent, dangerous leftist just WAITING to attack that noble, composed man the FIRST chance he gets.

Really makes you think, huh.

Both sides...


Yeah, why couldn't they just have a civil discussion and find a compromise?
 
2017-08-15 06:55:21 PM  
Oh my god!

They're asexually reproducing!

We'll be up to our necks in Gorkas if don't do something to stop it!
 
2017-08-15 06:56:07 PM  
And the human garbage just keeps piling up in DC.
 
2017-08-15 06:58:20 PM  
I've got an idea: how about we get rid of ALL the farking Nazis in the White House?

Is that really so goddam much to ask? That we not have actual motherfarking Nazis advising our stupid, stupid president?
 
2017-08-15 06:58:23 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: Gorkamorka?


So the Alt-Right are Digganobz?.
 
2017-08-15 06:58:30 PM  
I think this Gorka fellow might have gotten his tires slashed quite often.
 
2017-08-15 07:00:12 PM  
Man, it's really odd how many white supremacists and Nazis are in the White House.
 
2017-08-15 07:00:13 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I've got an idea: how about we get rid of ALL the farking Nazis in the White House?


*And* we would have a chance to spend the next three and a half years doing renovations without inconveniencing anyone.
 
2017-08-15 07:01:46 PM  

Empty Matchbook: phrawgh: [img.fark.net image 850x446]

Look at that disrespectful farker on the right.

You can just TELL he's a violent, dangerous leftist just WAITING to attack that noble, composed man the FIRST chance he gets.

Really makes you think, huh.

Both sides...


I want to funny this, but I can't and have started drinking instead.
 
2017-08-15 07:03:35 PM  
A second Gorka has struck the White House!
 
2017-08-15 07:04:32 PM  
Is that a Gorka in your White House, or are you just glad to see me?
or how about
Hey! Nice Gorkas!
Now those are some Gorkas!

Here's the meat and potatoes: DHS and the FBI warned in an internal intelligence bulletin of the threat posed by white supremacy. White supremacists "were responsible for 49 homicides in 26 attacks from 2000 to 2016 ... more than any other domestic extremist movement," the two agencies wrote ina May 10 document obtained by Foreign Policy.

IC warned of a threat from these dipsheits, and that was ignored. Almost 2 attacks a year with 3 dead per year in the last 15 years alone. And we are banning Muslims? WTF?!?

Seems like public safety isn't important if the powers that be like the murderers... (or are like the murderers?)
 
2017-08-15 07:05:04 PM  

phrawgh: Empty Matchbook: phrawgh: [img.fark.net image 850x446]

Look at that disrespectful farker on the right.

You can just TELL he's a violent, dangerous leftist just WAITING to attack that noble, composed man the FIRST chance he gets.

Really makes you think, huh.

Both sides...

Yeah, why couldn't they just have a civil discussion and find a compromise?


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-15 07:07:10 PM  

FlashHarry: Not sure if this is confirmed, but it's sure believable:

[img.fark.net image 850x390]


That would be David Irving but still worth following up on
 
2017-08-15 07:10:29 PM  
Sooooooo what's the clock at for Bannon and the Gorkas?
 
2017-08-15 07:23:46 PM  

LegacyDL: Sooooooo what's the clock at for Bannon and the Gorkas?


Oh, they're great people, really amazing, once you have all the facts...
 
2017-08-15 07:30:14 PM  
Gorkas?  You mean Nepalese warriors who are good with a kukri?
 
2017-08-15 08:56:07 PM  

inclemency: My insane and constant rage about the very idea of White Supremacist and racist ideas kèeps getting fed.

I picked a bad month to drunkenly buzz my hair down to a quarter inch. (heat and laziness motuvated)

fark Nazis, and the administration they stowed in on.


Nah, throw on your old Dead Kennedys shirt and you're good to go.
 
2017-08-15 09:01:42 PM  
So... what I'm getting here is...

The plan has been, all along, to fill the swamp with so much (human) garbage that there's no space left for the water?  Therefore swamp drained and problem solved?
 
2017-08-16 12:00:02 PM  

conductormtm: Gorkas?  You mean Nepalese warriors who are good with a kukri?


Those Nepalese warriors would gut s Nazi, not work for them. And Trump would blame them for taking jobs away from good American SEALs.
 
2017-08-16 01:31:43 PM  

NuvvuNikki: Empty Matchbook: phrawgh: [img.fark.net image 850x446]

Look at that disrespectful farker on the right.

You can just TELL he's a violent, dangerous leftist just WAITING to attack that noble, composed man the FIRST chance he gets.

Really makes you think, huh.

Both sides...

I want to funny this, but I can't and have started drinking instead.


Then give it a few hours and it'll be HILARIOUS!
 
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