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(AP News)   Florida Man sentenced to 6 years in prison for accidental discharge in a strip club. Fark Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun   ( apnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Felony, strip club restroom, 34-year-old Rorn Sorn, Firearm, Asian Pride Gang, Crime, Assault, Criminal law  
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2017-08-15 01:07:28 PM  
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2017-08-15 01:20:15 PM  
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2017-08-15 02:15:45 PM  
What's the big deal? I've had accidental discharges in strip clubs many, many times.
 
2017-08-15 02:53:56 PM  

Brawndo: What's the big deal? I've had accidental discharges in strip clubs many, many times.


Are they really accidental, though?
 
2017-08-15 02:54:49 PM  

Brawndo: What's the big deal? I've had accidental discharges in strip clubs many, many times.

Yeah, well I'm going to jail for 1,200 years.

/so I got *THAT* going for me, which is nice.
 
2017-08-15 02:56:25 PM  
Looks like the stripper couldn't handle all nine millimeters.
 
2017-08-15 02:57:18 PM  
Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.
 
2017-08-15 02:59:16 PM  
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2017-08-15 03:00:43 PM  

Brawndo: What's the big deal? I've had accidental discharges in strip clubs many, many times.


I'm having that just reading the headline.
 
2017-08-15 03:02:14 PM  
Was the gun a .44 magnum or a derringer?
 
2017-08-15 03:03:40 PM  
PEW PEW PEW?
 
2017-08-15 03:04:30 PM  
Rorn Sorn? Is that his stage name?
 
2017-08-15 03:06:57 PM  

SirBarsalot: Rorn Sorn? Is that his stage name?


Sounds like Scooby Doo..
 
2017-08-15 03:07:41 PM  
Rorn Sorn, King of Gun Porn, has been dethroned.
 
2017-08-15 03:09:02 PM  
Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Attempted murder?

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2017-08-15 03:09:11 PM  

FrancoFile: Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.


Maybe this time he'll do more than 10 months of his 6 year sentence.  Maybe when he gets out at 40 he'll have wised up and mellowed out some.

Nah.
 
2017-08-15 03:09:31 PM  
"Took a selfie" with a gun?

i.pinimg.com

/ You know who else "took a selfie" with a gun?
 
2017-08-15 03:11:11 PM  
Asian pride gang.

I guess they selfie like they drive.
 
2017-08-15 03:12:07 PM  
Last time I was in a strip club, they had a dancer 'frisk' you for weapons.  She checked every where and even remarked about my huge 'concealed weapon'  I spent $300 in cover charges going in and out of that place that night.
 
2017-08-15 03:12:51 PM  
My headline:

Vain Gay Man Shoots Live Rounds Into Women's   ......  Restroom
 
2017-08-15 03:13:12 PM  
Rorn Sorn so ronery?
 
2017-08-15 03:14:25 PM  

SansNeural: FrancoFile: Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Sorn has prior felony convictions for burglary and attempted first-degree murder.

Maybe this time he'll do more than 10 months of his 6 year sentence.  Maybe when he gets out at 40 he'll have wised up and mellowed out some.

Nah.


He's got priors, so he just might do the time.

Incident happened in December 2016 and didn't make the Fark front page? That's lost clickbait revenue.
 
2017-08-15 03:14:45 PM  
34 years ago, the following birth announcement:  Rorn Sorn Born

/not Gorn
//Loves Corn
///favorite time o' day - morn
 
2017-08-15 03:14:54 PM  

Strongbeerrules: Was the gun a .44 magnum or a derringer?


IF I were to be shot, I'd rather it be with a higher caliber weapon.  A .22 in the body is like a pinball, and can really fark your insides up.

/just sayin'
 
2017-08-15 03:16:46 PM  
How did that saying go in Boot Camp???  "This is your weapon.  This is your gun".

..."One is for shooting...One is for fun".
 
2017-08-15 03:16:52 PM  
"A Florida man has been sentenced to six years and five months in prison for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club restroom. "

"pleaded guilty in April to possessing a firearm as a convicted felon"


Seriously reporters?  At least try.
 
2017-08-15 03:17:02 PM  

SirBarsalot: Rorn Sorn? Is that his stage name?


He pronounces it Rolln Solln.
 
2017-08-15 03:17:40 PM  
Florida man sure gets in to a lot of shenanigans.
 
2017-08-15 03:19:43 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: 34 years ago, the following birth announcement:  Rorn Sorn Born

/not Gorn
//Loves Corn
///favorite time o' day - morn


No Gorn love?

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2017-08-15 03:20:37 PM  

Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun


Interesting. Most people use a camera for that.
 
2017-08-15 03:21:53 PM  

Victoly: "Took a selfie" with a gun?


/ You know who else "took a selfie" with a gun?


This guy?
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-15 03:24:33 PM  

weapon13: SirBarsalot: Rorn Sorn? Is that his stage name?

Sounds like Scooby Doo..


Roh roh....
 
2017-08-15 03:24:35 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun


Interesting. Most people use a camera for that.


I'm surprised some enterprising patriot hasn't made a gun/smartphone combo
 
2017-08-15 03:27:54 PM  

Victoly: "Took a selfie" with a gun?

[i.pinimg.com image 230x332]

/ You know who else "took a selfie" with a gun?


Republican President Donald Trump could sure learn a thing or two about graceful exits from that guy.
 
2017-08-15 03:30:07 PM  
At first I was like wow I thought that was like a misdemeanor at most in FL maybe a slap on the wrist and a fine, hell even NYC won't plaxico you that long. Then the details are dude was a felon with a gun and drugs so of course you're getting time
 
2017-08-15 03:37:13 PM  

Mega Steve: Englebert Slaptyback: Bonus Points: taking a selfie with a gun


Interesting. Most people use a camera for that.

I'm surprised some enterprising patriot hasn't made a gun/smartphone combo


images.techtimes.com

/nonfunctional
 
2017-08-15 03:52:43 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: At first I was like wow I thought that was like a misdemeanor at most in FL maybe a slap on the wrist and a fine, hell even NYC won't plaxico you that long. Then the details are dude was a felon with a gun and drugs so of course you're getting time


My thoughts too. Look further, he's in the federal system. He'll do most all of that time.
 
2017-08-15 03:52:58 PM  

litespeed74: Asian pride gang.



No, no, no darling. Asian DAWN.  D-A-W-N.
 
2017-08-15 03:53:11 PM  

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What a Rorn Sorn looks like.

 
2017-08-15 04:06:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-08-15 04:09:13 PM  

Strongbeerrules: Was the gun a .44 magnum or a derringer?


When "gang member" is part of the story, my money says i was a .40 caliber Glock.
Ignorance + pop culture = bad choices all around
 
2017-08-15 04:20:23 PM  

Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 625x794]


How did that guy envision his final photo to look? I don't see how he could get anything cool out of what he's doing.
 
2017-08-15 04:21:21 PM  

Mael99: Strongbeerrules: Was the gun a .44 magnum or a derringer?

When "gang member" is part of the story, my money says i was a .40 caliber Glock.
Ignorance + pop culture = bad choices all around


What's wrong with a Glock 40? Are they associated with gangs more than other guns?
 
2017-08-15 04:24:06 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 625x794]

How did that guy envision his final photo to look? I don't see how he could get anything cool out of what he's doing.


Whoa now, that pic doesn't just scream "bad ass!!" to you??  Well... really, I guess it does just scream "ass".
 
2017-08-15 04:25:42 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 625x794]

How did that guy envision his final photo to look? I don't see how he could get anything cool out of what he's doing.


My theory is that he wanted a picture looking down the muzzle of a gun in a hand. Unfortunately, he kept messing up the picture, so he had to keep look at the screen to do it. He probably also forgot about selfie-mode with the screen-side camera. And he was in front of a mirror because he had previously been taking selfies, again forgetting about the screen-side camera.
 
2017-08-15 04:31:09 PM  
This gives new meaning to the phrase "point and shoot".
 
2017-08-15 04:48:47 PM  
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2017-08-15 04:59:57 PM  
Sorn has a prior felony conviction for attempted first-degree murder

.
Hell hath no fury like Rorn Sorn scorned.
 
2017-08-15 05:18:50 PM  

Xanlexian: Barricaded Gunman: Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 625x794]

How did that guy envision his final photo to look? I don't see how he could get anything cool out of what he's doing.

Whoa now, that pic doesn't just scream "bad ass!!" to you??  Well... really, I guess it does just scream "ass".


Looks pretty dumb, but at least he doesn't have a finger curled around the trigger.
 
2017-08-15 06:02:50 PM  

cgraves67: Barricaded Gunman: Xanlexian: [i.imgur.com image 625x794]

How did that guy envision his final photo to look? I don't see how he could get anything cool out of what he's doing.

My theory is that he wanted a picture looking down the muzzle of a gun in a hand. Unfortunately, he kept messing up the picture, so he had to keep look at the screen to do it. He probably also forgot about selfie-mode with the screen-side camera. And he was in front of a mirror because he had previously been taking selfies, again forgetting about the screen-side camera.


He didn't even set the macro zoom
 
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