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2017-08-15 07:47:48 AM  
After watching that Charlottesville shiat, I'm not convinced the purge isn't happening either.
 
2017-08-15 09:36:07 AM  
Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.
 
2017-08-15 09:52:08 AM  

edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.


You ever been hit in the head with a brick? They hurt much more than getting hit in the head with a gun. Guns don't have those sharp edges.
 
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2017-08-15 09:58:02 AM  
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2017-08-15 09:58:20 AM  
Sounds like a hero. If those cars truly believed the purge was happening they might have hurt someone.
 
2017-08-15 09:58:54 AM  
If convicted, he will be sentenced to 12 months in the Cube.
 
2017-08-15 10:01:51 AM  
Trust me meth-head Mike, if the Purge was happening, throwing rocks at cars is a guarantee that you'd be the first one purged.

Don't fark with people's cars...
 
2017-08-15 10:02:02 AM  
27 is awfully old to be that dumb and still be alive.
 
2017-08-15 10:02:49 AM  

MythDragon: edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.

You ever been hit in the head with a brick? They hurt much more than getting hit in the head with a gun. Guns don't have those sharp edges.


says the guys who clearly has bever been pistol whipped before...
 
2017-08-15 10:04:24 AM  

edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.


Hmmm, I wonder why the police used that first technique in this case, I can't see why...

/yes I can
 
2017-08-15 10:10:36 AM  
It's not?
 
2017-08-15 10:14:31 AM  
I'm more upset that he's given that movie any more publicity than it deserves.

What a stinker!
 
2017-08-15 10:21:51 AM  
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2017-08-15 10:22:04 AM  
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2017-08-15 10:27:35 AM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: MythDragon: edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.

You ever been hit in the head with a brick? They hurt much more than getting hit in the head with a gun. Guns don't have those sharp edges.

says the guys who clearly has bever been pistol whipped before...


Oh, I've been whipped before by something that started with "P". But it wasn't a pistol.
 
2017-08-15 10:33:20 AM  

MythDragon: Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: MythDragon: edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.

You ever been hit in the head with a brick? They hurt much more than getting hit in the head with a gun. Guns don't have those sharp edges.

says the guys who clearly has bever been pistol whipped before...

Oh, I've been whipped before by something that started with "P". But it wasn't a pistol.


A Pringles can? Those don't have sharp edges, either.
 
2017-08-15 10:37:32 AM  
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2017-08-15 10:38:10 AM  
Ever been delirious?  That shiat is farked up.

January of this year, I had a series of acute health problems happen all at once.  I'd lost about half my blood volume (hemoglobin was about 6), I had severe edema, and my liver was failing.  Doctors told me later that I was within a couple hours of death when I was brought in,

Due to the liver failure, my ammonia levels went through the roof, causing delirium, confusion, and hallucinations.  In fact, I imagined some terrifying things, the likes of which no nightmare has ever come close.  The closest thing might be night terrors.  It was so bad that the hospital had to restrain me, because I pulled out 4 NG tubes, a couple of IVs, and 2 Foleys.  I'm glad I don't remember the last part.

If I described the hallucinations and delerious episodes, you'd think it sounded like a dream.  And certainly the stories are certainly convoluted, but most of it was more like "augmented reality" than a dream.  I would appear to be lucid, but I was absolutely convinced that stuff was there, but wasn't.  Example:  A doctor came in on rounds.  Asked me how I was doining. I said that I was fine, except that it would be nice if they got the guy laying in bed right next to me his own bed, that he was hogging up the hospital bed.  The doctor and students there looked at me like I was crazy, and said that there was no one in my bed with me.  I argued with them, "You're trying to tell me that this person, this person right here, is not real?!  You think I'm nuts or something?  Just get me my own damn bed.

It took over 2 weeks to get mostly lucid.  Over a month to get over the paranoia.
 
2017-08-15 10:38:59 AM  
FTA: "When police asked if he would have shot people if he had a gun, Perkins said yes."

He's on meth. When asked if he would have ______ [fill in blank with ANY action], the honest answer would be "yes." Folks lose all their social filters on that shiat.
 
2017-08-15 10:42:09 AM  
If he had a gun he would use it. Good thing crystal meth and guns are are hard to find in this country.
 
2017-08-15 10:44:10 AM  
img.fark.net

If he bleached his hair, he could go to Halloween parties as a Q-Tip.
 
2017-08-15 10:47:25 AM  

elkboy: After watching that Charlottesville shiat, I'm not convinced the purge isn't happening either.


Stay away from the news, you have a distorted view of reality.
 
2017-08-15 10:47:53 AM  
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2017-08-15 10:50:55 AM  

GDubDub: Ever been delirious?  That shiat is farked up.

January of this year, I had a series of acute health problems happen all at once.  I'd lost about half my blood volume (hemoglobin was about 6), I had severe edema, and my liver was failing.  Doctors told me later that I was within a couple hours of death when I was brought in,

Due to the liver failure, my ammonia levels went through the roof, causing delirium, confusion, and hallucinations.  In fact, I imagined some terrifying things, the likes of which no nightmare has ever come close.  The closest thing might be night terrors.  It was so bad that the hospital had to restrain me, because I pulled out 4 NG tubes, a couple of IVs, and 2 Foleys.  I'm glad I don't remember the last part.

If I described the hallucinations and delerious episodes, you'd think it sounded like a dream.  And certainly the stories are certainly convoluted, but most of it was more like "augmented reality" than a dream.  I would appear to be lucid, but I was absolutely convinced that stuff was there, but wasn't.  Example:  A doctor came in on rounds.  Asked me how I was doining. I said that I was fine, except that it would be nice if they got the guy laying in bed right next to me his own bed, that he was hogging up the hospital bed.  The doctor and students there looked at me like I was crazy, and said that there was no one in my bed with me.  I argued with them, "You're trying to tell me that this person, this person right here, is not real?!  You think I'm nuts or something?  Just get me my own damn bed.

It took over 2 weeks to get mostly lucid.  Over a month to get over the paranoia.


Damn, you should have just scored some meth, it would have been easier.
 
2017-08-15 10:50:59 AM  

MythDragon: Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: MythDragon: edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.

You ever been hit in the head with a brick? They hurt much more than getting hit in the head with a gun. Guns don't have those sharp edges.

says the guys who clearly has bever been pistol whipped before...

Oh, I've been whipped before by something that started with "P". But it wasn't a pistol.


penis?
 
2017-08-15 10:53:09 AM  

MythDragon: edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.

You ever been hit in the head with a brick? They hurt much more than getting hit in the head with a gun. Guns don't have those sharp edges.


Plus if you get shot in the head with a gun, you don't generally feel anything.
 
2017-08-15 10:58:11 AM  

stonelotus: MythDragon: Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: MythDragon: edmo: Guy throws a brick and police "take cover."  Guy waves a gun and police charge guns ablazin'.

I think that first technique could be used more often.

You ever been hit in the head with a brick? They hurt much more than getting hit in the head with a gun. Guns don't have those sharp edges.

says the guys who clearly has bever been pistol whipped before...

Oh, I've been whipped before by something that started with "P". But it wasn't a pistol.

penis?


Pfeffernüsse.
 
2017-08-15 11:14:04 AM  
Damn, If the purge were happening this guy would be SOL. Everybody else is running around with assault rifles and this guy shows up with Charlie Browns Halloween candy..
 
2017-08-15 11:25:26 AM  
The day after The Purge

Dude!  That was some Purge, man.  I think I killed like eleventy people!  What did you do?
I, uh, threw rocks, dude.
That's lame, dude.  I still got blood underneath my fingernails,
I might have hit a car with one of my rocks.
Next year, you're purging with me, bro. I like to go out with at least eleventy people.
 
2017-08-15 11:26:41 AM  

uber humper: elkboy: After watching that Charlottesville shiat, I'm not convinced the purge isn't happening either.

Stay away from the news, you have a distorted view of reality.


That was some prime purging.  It was localized, but up until very recently I would have thought that it would have to be full "Purge Conditions" before people could openly march with loaded AR15s and Nazi flags through a major univeristy.

To paraphrase what the man said: Charlottsvile  might not be crazy.  It could just be ahead of the curve.
 
2017-08-15 11:27:49 AM  

Snarfangel: [img.fark.net image 300x165]

If he bleached his hair, he could go to Halloween parties as a Q-Tip.


I dunno.  The resemblance is iffy at best...

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2017-08-15 11:28:28 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: The day after The Purge

Dude!  That was some Purge, man.  I think I killed like eleventy people!  What did you do?
I, uh, threw rocks, dude.
That's lame, dude.  I still got blood underneath my fingernails,
I might have hit a car with one of my rocks.
Next year, you're purging with me, bro. I like to go out with at least eleventy people.


While we're talking purge:  If any of you are hollywood bigwigs, could you do my stealth Purge sequel.  It starts as a remake of Jingle All The Way, all funny and comic-booky, but at midnight all the fathers get locked into the store before the purge siren goes off and they begin killing each other for the toys that will win their childrens love.
 
2017-08-15 11:47:59 AM  
.. perceived everyone as a threat ..

So, no racism involved.
 
2017-08-15 11:53:33 AM  
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GAH!
 
2017-08-15 12:02:40 PM  

fireclown: uber humper: elkboy: After watching that Charlottesville shiat, I'm not convinced the purge isn't happening either.

Stay away from the news, you have a distorted view of reality.

That was some prime purging.  It was localized, but up until very recently I would have thought that it would have to be full "Purge Conditions" before people could openly march with loaded AR15s and Nazi flags through a major univeristy.

To paraphrase what the man said: Charlottsvile  might not be crazy.  It could just be ahead of the curve.


He's silly if he thinks that. This is a country of 320,000,000 people.  There will be people who do dumb things.

What can cause problems, though, is the wedge being driven though the country. Fark is guilty of this. It's a you are 100% with us or against us mentality. Groupthink.  I believe in free markets, so I'm lumped on far right even though I'm in the middle. There are going to be problems here not from a handful of extremists, but from groupthink on both sides. The US is too fractured and I blame the media for making people crazy drones.
 
2017-08-15 12:22:17 PM  
During the real Purge, a lone meth head out in the open would be the first to go.
 
2017-08-15 12:25:26 PM  

Crewmannumber6: 27 is awfully old to be that dumb and still be alive.


It doesn't sound like Darwin hasn't taken his swings.  Also that type of thing + drug use often means self medicating.  It might be a recent thing.  A few more swings from Darwin and we can likely chalk up another American dead for lack of mental  health in this country.
 
2017-08-15 12:36:47 PM  
If you believe the purge is happening, then it kinda is, right?
 
2017-08-15 01:11:15 PM  

uber humper: fireclown: uber humper: elkboy: After watching that Charlottesville shiat, I'm not convinced the purge isn't happening either.

Stay away from the news, you have a distorted view of reality.

That was some prime purging.  It was localized, but up until very recently I would have thought that it would have to be full "Purge Conditions" before people could openly march with loaded AR15s and Nazi flags through a major univeristy.

To paraphrase what the man said: Charlottsvile  might not be crazy.  It could just be ahead of the curve.

He's silly if he thinks that. This is a country of 320,000,000 people.  There will be people who do dumb things.

What can cause problems, though, is the wedge being driven though the country. Fark is guilty of this. It's a you are 100% with us or against us mentality. Groupthink.  I believe in free markets, so I'm lumped on far right even though I'm in the middle. There are going to be problems here not from a handful of extremists, but from groupthink on both sides. The US is too fractured and I blame the media for making people crazy drones.


No, I'm pretty old, and that Charlottsville thing was different.  Something ugly is on the move.  I don't know what it is, or how many people is't going to sweep up, but that (poop) didn't used to happen here.
 
2017-08-15 01:43:24 PM  
ANTIFA?
 
2017-08-15 02:12:19 PM  

fireclown: uber humper: fireclown: uber humper: elkboy: After watching that Charlottesville shiat, I'm not convinced the purge isn't happening either.

Stay away from the news, you have a distorted view of reality.

That was some prime purging.  It was localized, but up until very recently I would have thought that it would have to be full "Purge Conditions" before people could openly march with loaded AR15s and Nazi flags through a major univeristy.

To paraphrase what the man said: Charlottsvile  might not be crazy.  It could just be ahead of the curve.

He's silly if he thinks that. This is a country of 320,000,000 people.  There will be people who do dumb things.

What can cause problems, though, is the wedge being driven though the country. Fark is guilty of this. It's a you are 100% with us or against us mentality. Groupthink.  I believe in free markets, so I'm lumped on far right even though I'm in the middle. There are going to be problems here not from a handful of extremists, but from groupthink on both sides. The US is too fractured and I blame the media for making people crazy drones.

No, I'm pretty old, and that Charlottsville thing was different.  Something ugly is on the move.  I don't know what it is, or how many people is't going to sweep up, but that (poop) didn't used to happen here.


There are far fewer KKK rallies than there used to be and we have a much larger population. Do you think there will be another this weekend? Next weekend, next month?

Sorry to disappoint you, you obviously need something to worry about, but it's not going to happen.  There will be a few isolated events in this country of 320 million, but nothing to be considered a movement. I'm more afraid of the violent left. In the last few years they've been way more destructive.

Google image search "protest". Almost all pics will be leftist politics in action.
 
2017-08-15 02:56:36 PM  
But... I thought Obama was gonna take all your guns, and purge you, and put you in labor/re-education camps!

Damn, what a rotten dictator. I'm sure the Donald will be *so* much better as dictator.
 
2017-08-15 03:05:03 PM  

whitroth: But... I thought Obama was gonna take all your guns, and purge you, and put you in labor/re-education camps!

Damn, what a rotten dictator. I'm sure the Donald will be *so* much better as dictator.


Apparently, he should have taken away the rocks
 
2017-08-15 03:48:49 PM  

uber humper: whitroth: But... I thought Obama was gonna take all your guns, and purge you, and put you in labor/re-education camps!

Damn, what a rotten dictator. I'm sure the Donald will be *so* much better as dictator.

Apparently, he should have taken away the rocks


The ones in their heads?
 
2017-08-15 03:51:22 PM  

whitroth: uber humper: whitroth: But... I thought Obama was gonna take all your guns, and purge you, and put you in labor/re-education camps!

Damn, what a rotten dictator. I'm sure the Donald will be *so* much better as dictator.

Apparently, he should have taken away the rocks

The ones in their heads?


the one's referenced in TFA
 
2017-08-15 04:34:49 PM  
The Purge? On Meth?

Kristallmethnacht?
 
2017-08-15 05:51:18 PM  
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2017-08-15 08:13:14 PM  

Crewmannumber6: 27 is awfully old to be that dumb and still be alive.


Isn't the 27 part that's relevant here, it's the meth part.  That's about people that hit that shiat seriously.
 
2017-08-15 08:13:45 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Crewmannumber6: 27 is awfully old to be that dumb and still be alive.

Isn't the 27 part that's relevant here, it's the meth part.  That's about people that hit that shiat seriously.


FFS... sigh.  That's about normal for people that hit that shiat seriously, rather.
 
2017-08-15 08:59:05 PM  
I'd purge his ass. No, wait, that doesn't sound right.

You'd purge his ass. Am I right?
 
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