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(Some Guy)   What would Jesus do or say to U.S. President Donald Trump if He were to come back today? Praise him? Condemn him? Scold him? Let us know your opinion   ( liberaladvocate.com) divider line
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2017-08-14 04:00:05 PM  
I imagine it would go something like this:

'Away with you, you cursed ones, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his demons.[d] 42For I was hungry, and you didn't feed me. I was thirsty, and you didn't give me a drink. 43I was a stranger, and you didn't invite me into your home. I was naked, and you didn't give me clothing. I was sick and in prison, and you didn't visit me.'
44"Then they will reply, 'Lord, when did we ever see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and not help you?'
45"And he will answer, 'I tell you the truth, when you refused to help the least of these my brothers and sisters, you were refusing to help me.'
 
2017-08-14 04:01:44 PM  
LOL, Jesus wouldn't even be allowed in the country. He's way too brown.
 
2017-08-14 04:03:27 PM  
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2017-08-14 04:05:11 PM  
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2017-08-14 04:07:35 PM  
Luke 11:52 - "Woe to you experts in the law, because you have taken away the key to knowledge. You yourselves have not entered, and you have hindered those who were entering."
 
2017-08-14 04:07:45 PM  
"I don't exist. Also, be nice to people not because you're afraid of eternal hellfire, but because it's the right goddamned thing to do."
 
2017-08-14 04:11:04 PM  

FlashHarry: "I don't exist. Also, be nice to people not because you're afraid of eternal hellfire, but because it's the right goddamned* thing to do."


*so to speak
 
2017-08-14 04:13:29 PM  
I believe Jesus would slap the shiat out of Donald Trump.
 
2017-08-14 04:13:36 PM  
Being Jesus, He'd probably wash his feet, and try talking to him over dinner. Maybe later, after facepalming, He'd ask Dad to put scales on Trump's eyes and put him on an ass on the way to Damascus.
 
2017-08-14 04:16:12 PM  
I doubt Drumpf would listen to 1 word.
 
2017-08-14 04:16:52 PM  
Meh. The imaginary voices in his head can say whatever he wants.
 
2017-08-14 04:20:01 PM  
Nothing that would make a difference to Trump.
 
2017-08-14 04:27:24 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Nothing that would make a difference to Trump.


Considering it's the son of God, even if Trump ignores him, he'd be a walking Ground Zero at that point.
 
2017-08-14 04:33:07 PM  
"You're FIRED!"
 
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2017-08-14 04:50:10 PM  
"Daddy?"
 
2017-08-14 04:56:49 PM  
Jesus would be black--and Greek.

He'd be locked up as a terrorist before he even got close to the White House.
 
2017-08-14 04:58:08 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Luke 11:52 - "Woe to you experts in the law, because you have taken away the key to knowledge. You yourselves have not entered, and you have hindered those who were entering."


Yeah... there's a line we should edit out.
 
2017-08-14 04:59:17 PM  
Say, sure he wouldn't just chase him with a whip?
 
2017-08-14 05:00:43 PM  

whidbey: Jesus would be black--and Greek.

He'd be locked up as a terrorist before he even got close to the White House.


Dude, he's Jesus.  If there's one being in the universe that'll look at prison bars and laugh at them, it would be him.
 
2017-08-14 05:19:25 PM  
Pay no attention to him whatsoever? For all the wailing about what the orange buffoon is doing to the US, Americans still have it way, way, way better than an awful lot of other people on the planet.

Here's a story about how a cholera epidemic in Yemen has hit 500,000 people in the last four months. You think you guys have it bad waking up in morning and checking for a damage report from Trump's latest tweetstorm? What do you suppose it's like for people waking in a disease-ridden war zone? Maybe time to start tempering the Trump melodrama with a bit of perspective.
 
2017-08-14 05:24:40 PM  

Foghorn of Ignorance: Maybe time to start tempering the Trump melodrama with a bit of perspective.


Because calling out some incompetence, bigotry, xenophobia and utter lack of experience for not just someone, but someone with access to the nuclear launch codes is "melodrama."

I've learned so much at Fark since the Election. :)
 
2017-08-14 05:40:24 PM  

whidbey: Foghorn of Ignorance: Maybe time to start tempering the Trump melodrama with a bit of perspective.

Because calling out some incompetence, bigotry, xenophobia and utter lack of experience for not just someone, but someone with access to the nuclear launch codes is "melodrama."

I've learned so much at Fark since the Election. :)


In a 'how would Jesus react to Donald Trump' thread you're really going to make a stand that there's been no melodrama in the response to him? Well, good luck with that.
 
2017-08-14 05:43:01 PM  

Foghorn of Ignorance: whidbey: Foghorn of Ignorance: Maybe time to start tempering the Trump melodrama with a bit of perspective.

Because calling out some incompetence, bigotry, xenophobia and utter lack of experience for not just someone, but someone with access to the nuclear launch codes is "melodrama."

I've learned so much at Fark since the Election. :)

In a 'how would Jesus react to Donald Trump' thread you're really going to make a stand that there's been no melodrama in the response to him? Well, good luck with that.


You keep using that word...
 
2017-08-14 06:34:52 PM  
This is a silly question.

Jesus was a Jew living in roman occupied Israel 2000 years ago.  He would find today's world to be baffling and would likely return to Israel immediately.  He would have no way of relating to the Christian religion which has sprung up following his death.

He would probably find the most in common with the most conservative elements in Jewish Israel.
 
2017-08-14 07:42:50 PM  

Foghorn of Ignorance: Pay no attention to him whatsoever? For all the wailing about what the orange buffoon is doing to the US, Americans still have it way, way, way better than an awful lot of other people on the planet.

Here's a story about how a cholera epidemic in Yemen has hit 500,000 people in the last four months. You think you guys have it bad waking up in morning and checking for a damage report from Trump's latest tweetstorm? What do you suppose it's like for people waking in a disease-ridden war zone? Maybe time to start tempering the Trump melodrama with a bit of perspective.


Maybe we'd like to not experience world war three because someone's Cheeto is too damn small you dumbass

How small is your farking brain to think we can only care about one item at a time
 
2017-08-14 08:32:25 PM  
Ah, you're not gonna catch me like that, subby.
 
2017-08-14 09:26:25 PM  

whidbey: Foghorn of Ignorance: Maybe time to start tempering the Trump melodrama with a bit of perspective.

Because calling out some incompetence, bigotry, xenophobia and utter lack of experience for not just someone, but someone with access to the nuclear launch codes is "melodrama."

I've learned so much at Fark since the Election. :)


Mitt Romney: Donald Trump 'A Phony, A Fraud'
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Yes, melodrama.

The courts first blocked and then allowed a modified version Trumps signature proposal -- the travel ban.

The Dems are solidly aligned against him and some Republicans have called him out from before he was sworn in. Remember

Romney, the previous GOP candidate who tore Trump a new hole by calling him a phony and a fraud?

The Dems are not the only people with a moral or practical objection to Trump.

Late-night fellatio jokes, ha ha!

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, ho ho!

The left is so high-minded and superior!

As bad as Trump is so far, I am convinced he's g
 
2017-08-14 09:28:08 PM  

zeppo_shemp: whidbey: Foghorn of Ignorance: Maybe time to start tempering the Trump melodrama with a bit of perspective.

Because calling out some incompetence, bigotry, xenophobia and utter lack of experience for not just someone, but someone with access to the nuclear launch codes is "melodrama."

I've learned so much at Fark since the Election. :)

[YouTube video]Yes, melodrama.

The courts first blocked and then allowed a modified version Trumps signature proposal -- the travel ban.

The Dems are solidly aligned against him and some Republicans have called him out from before he was sworn in. Remember

Romney, the previous GOP candidate who tore Trump a new hole by calling him a phony and a fraud?

The Dems are not the only people with a moral or practical objection to Trump.

Late-night fellatio jokes, ha ha!

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, ho ho!

The left is so high-minded and superior!

As bad as Trump is so far, I am convinced he's g


He's gonna get reelected. The Dems are a joke. Bernie sanders? Even his own supporters are not willing to pay the taxes his plan would require.

Elizabeth Warren? She's too far left
 
2017-08-14 10:07:24 PM  
He just might start swinging a cactus.
 
2017-08-14 10:59:58 PM  
He would say "You're from the reject pile, how the hell did you get born?"
 
2017-08-15 12:36:08 AM  
Chuy would kick him out of his restaurant.
Again.
 
2017-08-15 09:12:19 AM  
My vote is for the whip and overturned tables.
 
2017-08-15 11:15:56 AM  

zeppo_shemp: As bad as Trump is so far, I am convinced he's g

He's gonna get reelected. The Dems are a joke. Bernie sanders? Even his own supporters are not willing to pay the taxes his plan would require.

Elizabeth Warren? She's too far left


Keep unraveling that carpet under us. That'll stop Trump.

lol
 
2017-08-15 02:02:25 PM  
That bit about attempting to fit camels through absurdly small apertures and the implications thereof comes to mind.
 
2017-08-15 10:11:56 PM  
"Dafuq is your problem?"
 
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