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(Talking Points Memo)   Steve Bannon? I don't believe I know the person of who you speak. Does he still work here? Yeah, Steve Bannon. You know, the disheveled creep who hates everyone? Hmm... I don't know, I heard he's leaky   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2017-08-13 05:47:47 PM  
Ivanka and Jared, as Jews, are in key positions. Bannon and Miller hate their guts. Gorka, too.

Something's gotta give.
 
2017-08-13 05:50:27 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Ivanka and Jared, as Jews, are in key positions. Bannon and Miller hate their guts. Gorka, too.

Something's gotta give.


Money always wins the big battles.

So...who has more of it in this one?
 
2017-08-13 05:56:49 PM  
Trump's in a real quandary here.  His base are the people he needs to criticize, that's why he's adopting the both sides bad stance.  He may have moderate supporters but they don't show up at these rallies.

If I were him (God forbid), I'd bite the bullet and call out all the racist groups and say they're terrible and if you're a member you're not for me.  But that would be brave and intelligent, two traits this guy seems to lack.
 
2017-08-13 06:01:04 PM  
I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(
 
2017-08-13 06:02:56 PM  

Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(


Dude. Sharks are awesome.
 
2017-08-13 06:03:52 PM  

what_now: Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(

Dude. Sharks are awesome.


IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!
 
2017-08-13 06:04:12 PM  

Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(


Strap the whole f*cking clown car to nukes, fire them into space, and set them to detonate somewhere in the lower atmosphere of Neptune.
 
2017-08-13 06:05:39 PM  

what_now: Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(

Dude. Sharks are awesome.


img.fark.net
 
2017-08-13 06:06:25 PM  
You know Obersturmbannfuerher Gorka is polishing his fascist badges, champing at the bit to get out there in public and lecture us about how it was the patriotic alt right marchers who were the victims.  Oh, please, let this happen.
 
2017-08-13 06:07:32 PM  
Mooch! That guy was a breath of fresh air amyl nitrite after a woolly caterpillar-sized line of coke, and 10 days was the perfect tenure for him.

I'm done saying what Trump has to do. I just hope he picks the things that maximize his damage in the mid-terms and in 2020 while minimizing the damage to the country.
 
2017-08-13 06:07:38 PM  
Just pointing out, Trump had harsher things to say about gotdamn sharks than he did about domestic terrorist white supremacist neo-Nazis.
 
2017-08-13 06:07:45 PM  
"we're not on a live taped phone call so..."

Priceless
 
2017-08-13 06:08:39 PM  
Bannonbart is a little awkward to me. How about "BanFart"?
 
2017-08-13 06:09:09 PM  

Clutch2013: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Ivanka and Jared, as Jews, are in key positions. Bannon and Miller hate their guts. Gorka, too.

Something's gotta give.

Money always wins the big battles.

So...who has more of it in this one?


Bannon is backed by Mercer. That's the problem. No doubt Trump wants to keep ovals and dump Jared but now he has Kelly breathing down his neck.
 
2017-08-13 06:15:43 PM  
Jeez, at this rate the Republicans are going to redo 2016 for us
 
2017-08-13 06:27:17 PM  
Poor Bannon. On one hand he has a bumbling Jewish Pretty Boy who he can't even THINK about touching because he's married to the boss' daughter, and on the other is a shifty little Hate Weasel who supplied his site and others with spin fodder to use against immigrants. It must drive him insane that he has to keep playing these games in order to whisper bile into Donnie's ears...

It was all supposed to be so easy. Move in the WP motherf*ckers into the White House, roll back protections and get a load of brown shirts prepped and ready to go, and then TEAR THIS MOTHER DOWN! And then people got all up in his grill with thinking, "Maybe this isn't such a great idea" and then those same WP motherf*ckers start musing, "Maybe we shouldn't have fat fascists?"

Bannon's liver must be three-five times its usual size since Donnie got into office...
 
2017-08-13 06:28:07 PM  
If Kelly defeats Bannon all hell is going to break loose.
 
2017-08-13 06:37:38 PM  

ArkPanda: If Kelly defeats Bannon all hell is going to break loose.


If Kelly strikes him down, Bannon will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
 
2017-08-13 06:37:44 PM  
Sing with me...

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO THUMP THUMP THUMP...
 
2017-08-13 06:39:01 PM  

Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(


shoot him in the waiting jaws of a wood chipper. Then nuke the wood chipper, after he's ground into pate.
 
2017-08-13 06:39:47 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Sing with me...

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO THUMP THUMP THUMP...


are you kidding? Throwing Bannon under the bus would make the bus flip. Kind of like hitting a pig.
 
2017-08-13 06:50:22 PM  

Astorix: ecmoRandomNumbers: Sing with me...

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO THUMP THUMP THUMP...

are you kidding? Throwing Bannon under the bus would make the bus flip. Kind of like hitting a pig.


img.fark.net

What running over Steve Bannon might look like.
 
2017-08-13 07:13:26 PM  

hubiestubert: It must drive him insane that he has to keep playing these games in order to whisper bile into Donnie's ears...


img.fark.net

"The movie made it look so easy!"
 
2017-08-13 07:18:44 PM  

scottydoesntknow: ArkPanda: If Kelly defeats Bannon all hell is going to break loose.

If Kelly strikes him down, Bannon will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.


I don't know, kid, I can imagine quite a lot.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2017-08-13 07:22:12 PM  
Drinking Thunderbird from a bottle in a paper bag will do that to you.
 
2017-08-13 08:10:52 PM  

Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(


Hey, fark you!

That kind of violence, against innocent sharks, is entirely necessary! >=(.
 
2017-08-13 08:12:31 PM  
Moments in Great Photo Composing:
 img.fark.net
 
2017-08-13 08:14:03 PM  
fark all you crybabies whining about poor sharks. A shark ate my brother. In a farking swimming pool. Go cry about something else, you pathetic wastes.
 
2017-08-13 08:14:42 PM  
Its almost as if catering to the lowest common denominator will backfire on any populist

Who could have forseen this other than anyone who's read a history book
 
2017-08-13 08:14:45 PM  
Want to get rid of Bannon? Just push out lots and lots of stories about him; give him more press than Drumpf and he'll be out in a flash.

Worked with the Mooch.
 
2017-08-13 08:15:52 PM  
"I believe" means nothing factual.
 
2017-08-13 08:16:18 PM  
FTA:  "Do you believe Steve Bannon does that?" NBC News' Chuck Todd asked.
"I believe that everyone who works in the White House, who has the privilege, the great privilege every day of serving their nation, should be motivated by that goal," McMaster replied.


That's some damn fine pivoting, McMaster, but do your duty for this country and toss the Nazi 3 out on their asses.
 
2017-08-13 08:18:20 PM  
Who ever is in charge of communication, " We have full confidence in Steve Bannon "
 
2017-08-13 08:18:35 PM  

PaulRB: Trump's in a real quandary here.  His base are the people he needs to criticize, that's why he's adopting the both sides bad stance.  He may have moderate supporters but they don't show up at these rallies.

If I were him (God forbid), I'd bite the bullet and call out all the racist groups and say they're terrible and if you're a member you're not for me.  But that would be brave and intelligent, two traits this guy seems to lack.


White supremacists and the rest of the 'alt-right' tend to be VERY fervent in their support of Trump. Seriously, they're like a farking cult. They've supported him through all his bullshiat, mores than the 'moderates' who, even if they still vote for him, might criticize Trump for his more disgusting comments.

But the 'alt-right'? They praised him for the 'grab 'em by the pussy' bullshiat, the 'Mexicans are rapists' comments, the firing of Comey,and pretty much every other time Trump proved himself to be a disgusting excuse for a human being. And THAT is why Trump won't explicitly disavow them. All he cares about is their praise feeding his ego.
 
2017-08-13 08:20:02 PM  
would be a beautiful day if tomorrow the ultimatum were given:  Gorka, Bannon and Miller go, or you (trump) go with them.
 
2017-08-13 08:20:43 PM  

Jumbled: A shark ate my brother. In a farking swimming pool.


MBMBAM - Glass Shark
Youtube bR0Ubck0IRA
 
2017-08-13 08:23:24 PM  
If Bannon is leaking anything, it's whiskey.
 
2017-08-13 08:28:43 PM  

PaulRB: If I were him (God forbid), I'd bite the bullet


Biting on the end of a gun barrel would be acceptable as well, provided it was loaded.
 
2017-08-13 08:29:24 PM  

propasaurus: what_now: Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(

Dude. Sharks are awesome.

[img.fark.net image 750x637]


I....I just can't tell the difference between the real ones and the fake ones anymore. Can we gather all the librul elites and engineer ourselves to a space colony on another planet?
 
2017-08-13 08:29:35 PM  
Steve Bannon is the guy that other alcoholics point to and say 'at least I'm not that bad'.
He looks like my liver became an adult human.
Bannon always looks like he just woke up on a bench in the park at 3 in the afternoon.  Smells like it too.
 
2017-08-13 08:31:12 PM  

PaulRB: If I were him (God forbid), I'd bite the bullet and call out all the racist groups and say they're terrible and if you're a member you're not for me.


Honestly, if I were ever to wake up and discover I was Trump, I'd gladly eat the bullet.
 
2017-08-13 08:32:42 PM  
I only know a little about Bannon.  I know he was with Breitbart.  So what are the main reasons people hate him?
 
2017-08-13 08:32:52 PM  

hubiestubert: Bannon's liver must be three-five times its usual size since Donnie got into office...


SAME
 
2017-08-13 08:34:01 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Steve Bannon is the guy that other alcoholics point to and say 'at least I'm not that bad'.
He looks like my liver became an adult human.
Bannon always looks like he just woke up on a bench in the park at 3 in the afternoon.  Smells like it too.


I forget the exact quote, but I think John Oliver said he always looks like he just woke up on a park bench after losing custody of his children
 
2017-08-13 08:34:45 PM  

Captain Steroid: what_now: Captain Steroid: I wish I could shoot Steve Bannon out of a cannon, into the waiting jaws of a great white shark, and then drop a bomb on the shark. >:-(

Dude. Sharks are awesome.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!

img.fark.net

Can be modded for interesting effects

 
2017-08-13 08:35:07 PM  
Oh please

Set up is abvs. set up

Not that I like the guy (can could EABOD for all Icare) this is what happens when you are in Trump's orbit.  I honestly believe Trumpster admired his ambition, but he will be a handy sacrificial lamb for the "I am not entirely farked in the head" base he has left

Bye Steve.
Miller next
 
2017-08-13 08:36:04 PM  

robertus: I forget the exact quote, but I think John Oliver said he always looks like he just woke up on a park bench after losing custody of his children


That was probably it.  I knew I stole the last one there, or at least borrowed it from somewhere.
 
2017-08-13 08:36:19 PM  

daphne: Oh please

Set up is abvs. set up

Not that I like the guy (can could EABOD for all Icare) this is what happens when you are in Trump's orbit.  I honestly believe Trumpster admired his ambition, but he will be a handy sacrificial lamb for the "I am not entirely farked in the head" base he has left

Bye Steve.
Miller next


oops, *obvs or, obviously
 
2017-08-13 08:38:09 PM  

hubiestubert: Poor Bannon.


He will be linked forever to Ron Jeremy.  And brain bleach.
 
2017-08-13 08:38:14 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: robertus: I forget the exact quote, but I think John Oliver said he always looks like he just woke up on a park bench after losing custody of his children

That was probably it.  I knew I stole the last one there, or at least borrowed it from somewhere.


but...smearing shabby clothes?

/watching pretty panties run
//which movie to watch?  Beetlejuice, or Dawn of the Dead (original)?
 
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