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(Vox)   GOP Senators call out Der Trumpenfuhrer for his noncommittal statement re: Charlottesville. MIA: Jeff Flake   ( vox.com) divider line
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2017-08-13 03:44:44 AM  
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2017-08-13 03:48:42 AM  

Rueened: Leftists when 0bama was 'president': "The President can't fix everything!"

Leftists now that Trump is President: "The President should fix everything!"


Asking the president to fix everything and expecting the president to condemn Nazis and white supremacists who murder people are two different things.  But you're too stupid to realize that.
 
2017-08-13 03:49:24 AM  

Rueened: Leftists when 0bama was 'president': "The President can't fix everything!"

Leftists now that Trump is President: "The President should fix everything!"


Typing Obama with a zero for the O... real edgy.  You must be one of the cool kids.
 
2017-08-13 03:51:43 AM  

you are a puppet: This is the absolute easiest thing in society to condemn. Actual nazis, invading a town, wearing swastikas, doing the salutes, carrying signs that that Jews are Satan, killing people. This wasn't just racists with the rebel flag, as much as I hate those guys. ACTUAL NAZIS, THE ONES WE FOUGHT IN THE WORST WAR THIS PLANET HAS EVER SEEN. The bad guys that you can put in any story and the beholder knows that whoever is fighting them is the hero.

Even if you're an asshole, this is your free pass to prove to everyone you aren't a complete asshole. Just by pointing out that Nazis are bad. Even if all you care about is political capital, you can have it.

And Trump won't do it. The guy will condemn Meryl Streep and The Pope (for saying that people should be nice), but he will not condemn the Nazis.

All those Americans who died on the Western Front...sorry, but Trump likes soldiers who didn't die fighting Nazis.


Since his dad's side of the family is from Germany he probably had relatives who served in the war... they were just on the losing side.
 
2017-08-13 03:53:37 AM  

CoysOdie: StaleCoffee: This is their farking fault, every one, from McCain to Hatch. They sat down and used this shiat to maintain their power base. They allowed this shiat to fester so they could be elected, they used this shiat to keep people in a certain mindset so they could keep their jobs.

fark every last one of these traitorous pieces of filth. They get no credit. Talk is cheap. You've done nothing but undermine and destroy this country, republicans. Every last one of you. You're disgusting, and this is your handiwork. Revel in it or shut the fark up and DO something. Cowards.

And your solution is?..................Yea, I thought so.


 Your side's solution appears to be running over people with cars to show how awesome you are.
 
2017-08-13 03:55:24 AM  

CoysOdie: Hey Subby, Hillary called, she wants her panties back.


What does this have to do with Hillary?  Or is it that you can't defend the actions of one of your comrades so you have to resort to bringing her up?
When it rains do you blame Hillary?
 
2017-08-13 03:56:03 AM  

ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]


No way his hands are that big.
 
2017-08-13 03:59:05 AM  

CoysOdie: Hey Subby, Hillary called, she wants her panties back.


looks like your glass is empty again...
 
2017-08-13 04:00:44 AM  

Prey4reign: I believe Joe Stalin said it best, "fark a bunch of Nazis."


To be fair, all of those whom he ordered (or allowed) to die before, during, and after WWII probably said it a bit better.
 
2017-08-13 04:00:51 AM  
Dear Nazis and 'The South', the both of you lost.  Neither of you will rise again.  Go get bent.
 
2017-08-13 04:01:17 AM  

orangehat: CoysOdie: StaleCoffee: This is their farking fault, every one, from McCain to Hatch. They sat down and used this shiat to maintain their power base. They allowed this shiat to fester so they could be elected, they used this shiat to keep people in a certain mindset so they could keep their jobs.

fark every last one of these traitorous pieces of filth. They get no credit. Talk is cheap. You've done nothing but undermine and destroy this country, republicans. Every last one of you. You're disgusting, and this is your handiwork. Revel in it or shut the fark up and DO something. Cowards.

And your solution is?..................Yea, I thought so.

 Your side's solution appears to be running over people with cars to show how awesome you are.


Sorry Drew, I don't mean to crash your server with the ignore list but....congratulations asshole, you're #500
 
2017-08-13 04:01:19 AM  

CoysOdie: Hey Subby, Hillary called, she wants her panties back.


I didn't know Fark was popular with the middle school set.
 
2017-08-13 04:02:39 AM  

Harry_Seldon: "You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic -- you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up. He has given voice to their websites that used to only have 11,000 people -- now 11 million. He tweets and retweets their offensive hateful mean-spirited rhetoric. Now, some of those folks -- they are irredeemable, but thankfully they are not America."


It is funny, how she ran away from that correct and accurate quote. Because it offended the people she was talking about.
 
2017-08-13 04:02:45 AM  

C18H27NO3: Dear Nazis and 'The South', the both of you lost.  Neither of you will rise again.  Go get bent.


This country would be much better off of we treated the Confederate like traitors instead of trying to bring them back into the fold.  We have been paying for it for 150 years now.
 
2017-08-13 04:02:52 AM  

you are a puppet: This is the absolute easiest thing in society to condemn. Actual nazis, invading a town...


This is one of the farked-up parts of this whole derpnado. Nazis gonna naz, but they had to pick MY TOWN and truck in white supremacists from all over because the two of them who live here in Charlottesville (pop. 47,000) would just look pathetic all on their own.*

So, here in the South, you get the thing that Southerners historically complained about - carpetbaggers. Only now the carpetbaggers are from the other side, and the rest of us just want to move on from the war that ended over 150 years ago.

You came into my town and you injured and killed my people. fark you.

*Okay, there may be more than two. I don't know. But Charlottesville leans overwhelmingly liberal, and I don't believe the majority of Republicans are Nazis even though I don't agree with them, so the actual number of white supremacists in town is certainly small.
 
2017-08-13 04:05:48 AM  
I think Cheeto just gave the GOP the out they need to turn on him. Let's hope they take it.
 
2017-08-13 04:06:21 AM  

CoysOdie: orangehat: CoysOdie: StaleCoffee: This is their farking fault, every one, from McCain to Hatch. They sat down and used this shiat to maintain their power base. They allowed this shiat to fester so they could be elected, they used this shiat to keep people in a certain mindset so they could keep their jobs.

fark every last one of these traitorous pieces of filth. They get no credit. Talk is cheap. You've done nothing but undermine and destroy this country, republicans. Every last one of you. You're disgusting, and this is your handiwork. Revel in it or shut the fark up and DO something. Cowards.

And your solution is?..................Yea, I thought so.

 Your side's solution appears to be running over people with cars to show how awesome you are.

Sorry Drew, I don't mean to crash your server with the ignore list but....congratulations asshole, you're #500


So you can't handle what I have to say so you're ignoring me?  You sure showed me what an alpha male you are.
 
2017-08-13 04:07:29 AM  
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2017-08-13 04:15:05 AM  
For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.
 
2017-08-13 04:17:00 AM  

orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.


These threads are great for updating your filters. The worst of the worst are outing themselves.
 
2017-08-13 04:20:28 AM  

LindenFark: orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.

These threads are great for updating your filters. The worst of the worst are outing themselves.


They sure are...I've had to update someone in my favorites list 2 times in the last 15 minutes.
 
2017-08-13 04:21:42 AM  

orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.


Yep. It's also helping me pinpoint the mod/admin accounts. Those are the ones 'just asking questions' or saying reprehensible shiat and getting away with it.
 
2017-08-13 04:24:56 AM  

orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.


We are cut of the same cloth. Iggy list cowards are annoying especially those who announce it like a badge of pride - it is not. yellow farkie for them.

Are most red 5, with a small number who have graduated upward? I don't think anyone has made it above red3. Certainly no red1.
 
2017-08-13 04:25:42 AM  

CoysOdie: orangehat: CoysOdie: StaleCoffee: This is their farking fault, every one, from McCain to Hatch. They sat down and used this shiat to maintain their power base. They allowed this shiat to fester so they could be elected, they used this shiat to keep people in a certain mindset so they could keep their jobs.

fark every last one of these traitorous pieces of filth. They get no credit. Talk is cheap. You've done nothing but undermine and destroy this country, republicans. Every last one of you. You're disgusting, and this is your handiwork. Revel in it or shut the fark up and DO something. Cowards.

And your solution is?..................Yea, I thought so.

 Your side's solution appears to be running over people with cars to show how awesome you are.

Sorry Drew, I don't mean to crash your server with the ignore list but....congratulations asshole, you're #500


that's a spectacular way to fail at trolling
 
2017-08-13 04:25:49 AM  

mdemon81: orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.

Yep. It's also helping me pinpoint the mod/admin accounts. Those are the ones 'just asking questions' or saying reprehensible shiat and getting away with it.


I've got one in gray, they said they were an admin but they aren't a douchebag.  I've got some actual favorites,  usually it's "Seems smart" but for the folks in red it's some version of "Another _____ for Trump" or "Some Republican ______."
 
2017-08-13 04:28:38 AM  

orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.


Moderator is the only one I have farkied in red because "Thou shalt follow these directives."

My preferred colors are "troll piss yellow" and "sh*tposter orange".
 
2017-08-13 04:28:46 AM  

phrawgh: orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.

We are cut of the same cloth. Iggy list cowards are annoying especially those who announce it like a badge of pride - it is not. yellow farkie for them.

Are most red 5, with a small number who have graduated upward? I don't think anyone has made it above red3. Certainly no red1.


I used to use Red 1 but I use color inversion on my phone sometimes so Red 3 works best for me.  I use other shades of Red for people I'm not sure if they are trolling or not.
Either way, I've never had someone day they were going to ignore me.  It's a guarantee I'm not going to ignore them.
 
2017-08-13 04:30:07 AM  
No mention of Cruz so far.
His initial statement, when the rally was just a disgusting display of filth:

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And after the terrorist attack:

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I think it's strange that Ted Cruz of all the Republicans was the first one to call on the Justice Department to go after the little terrorist fark.  I really wish he'd decide whether he wants to act like the Tea Party Stooge that he got initially elected as, or the intelligent man who was the editor of the Harvard Law Review.
 
2017-08-13 04:30:09 AM  

American Decency Association: CoysOdie: orangehat: CoysOdie: StaleCoffee: This is their farking fault, every one, from McCain to Hatch. They sat down and used this shiat to maintain their power base. They allowed this shiat to fester so they could be elected, they used this shiat to keep people in a certain mindset so they could keep their jobs.

fark every last one of these traitorous pieces of filth. They get no credit. Talk is cheap. You've done nothing but undermine and destroy this country, republicans. Every last one of you. You're disgusting, and this is your handiwork. Revel in it or shut the fark up and DO something. Cowards.

And your solution is?..................Yea, I thought so.

 Your side's solution appears to be running over people with cars to show how awesome you are.

Sorry Drew, I don't mean to crash your server with the ignore list but....congratulations asshole, you're #500

that's a spectacular way to fail at trolling


Yeah, I thought the whole point of it was that you're supposed to continue doing it,  not take your empty scrotum and go home.  But I'm not a troll... I'm more of a counter troll.
 
2017-08-13 04:30:56 AM  

Kouta: orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.

Moderator is the only one I have farkied in red because "Thou shalt follow these directives."

My preferred colors are "troll piss yellow" and "sh*tposter orange".


I use yellow for people in Colorado and orange for Broncos fans not in Colorado.
 
2017-08-13 04:31:24 AM  

ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]


Let me fix that for you:

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2017-08-13 04:32:49 AM  

Cpl.D: ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]

Let me fix that for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x562]


 Where is his chin?

/About 3 to 8 inches below Putin's dick!
 
2017-08-13 04:36:57 AM  

NEDM: No mention of Cruz so far.
His initial statement, when the rally was just a disgusting display of filth:

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And after the terrorist attack:

[img.fark.net image 493x410]
I think it's strange that Ted Cruz of all the Republicans was the first one to call on the Justice Department to go after the little terrorist fark.  I really wish he'd decide whether he wants to act like the Tea Party Stooge that he got initially elected as, or the intelligent man who was the editor of the Harvard Law Review.


All it shows is he is more than willing to toss his minions under the bus if he feels it to be politically expedient. Don't fool yourself, he was quite prepared to ignore the Nazis until the Jihadist style vehicle based terrorist act occurred. He can be astute and wanted to get of the correct side of this.
 
2017-08-13 04:37:51 AM  

Jake Havechek: On the turning away.

(Pink Floyd reference)


That's the best Floyd you have for this?
 
2017-08-13 04:38:11 AM  

Cpl.D: ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]

Let me fix that for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x562]


Do they tape all that extra skin back before scheduled appearances or something? How does he do it?
 
2017-08-13 04:40:17 AM  

phrawgh: Cpl.D: ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]

Let me fix that for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x562]

Do they tape all that extra skin back before scheduled appearances or something? How does he do it?


Donald Trump only ever sits facing towards the cameras and hunched over.  Even in cases where he'd be seen from the side, he goes out of his way to be seen more from the front and oblique at worst.  He hunches over forwards to hide the gut and he wears super tight collars to reign in the turkey neck.  He's Taft level obese, but hides it pretty well with superbly tailored, greatly misshapen suits.  He's raised fat concealment to an art form.

Forget opulence, he's the face of efficient corpulence.
 
2017-08-13 04:43:12 AM  

phrawgh: Cpl.D: ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]

Let me fix that for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x562]

Do they tape all that extra skin back before scheduled appearances or something? How does he do it?


He folds it into a vagina neck.
 
2017-08-13 04:43:48 AM  

Cpl.D: phrawgh: Cpl.D: ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]

Let me fix that for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x562]

Do they tape all that extra skin back before scheduled appearances or something? How does he do it?

Donald Trump only ever sits facing towards the cameras and hunched over.  Even in cases where he'd be seen from the side, he goes out of his way to be seen more from the front and oblique at worst.  He hunches over forwards to hide the gut and he wears super tight collars to reign in the turkey neck.  He's Taft level obese, but hides it pretty well with superbly tailored, greatly misshapen suits.  He's raised fat concealment to an art form.

Forget opulence, he's the face of efficient corpulence.


 I've gained 50 pounds since I was in high school playing sports, luckily I'm able to hide it.  I'm not sure how Donnie does it, but like the saying goes, don't do what Donnie don't does.
 
2017-08-13 04:44:54 AM  

angstareturns: Jake Havechek: On the turning away.

(Pink Floyd reference)

That's the best Floyd you have for this?


Everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon?
 
2017-08-13 04:49:07 AM  

phrawgh: All it shows is he is more than willing to toss his minions under the bus if he feels it to be politically expedient. Don't fool yourself, he was quite prepared to ignore the Nazis until the Jihadist style vehicle based terrorist act occurred. He can be astute and wanted to get of the correct side of this.


Expedient or not, it's still surprising to see Ted Farking Cruz, the man who we thought was the Craziest Republican Evar, not just outright calling it white supremacist domestic terrorism but calling on the DoJ to prosecute it as such.
 
2017-08-13 04:51:05 AM  

NEDM: phrawgh: All it shows is he is more than willing to toss his minions under the bus if he feels it to be politically expedient. Don't fool yourself, he was quite prepared to ignore the Nazis until the Jihadist style vehicle based terrorist act occurred. He can be astute and wanted to get of the correct side of this.

Expedient or not, it's still surprising to see Ted Farking Cruz, the man who we thought was the Craziest Republican Evar, not just outright calling it white supremacist domestic terrorism but calling on the DoJ to prosecute it as such.


 Everything got weird all of the sudden.
 
2017-08-13 04:55:54 AM  

mdemon81: orangehat: For the record, I don't have anyone on ignore.  But I've got a lot of favorites in red.

Yep. It's also helping me pinpoint the mod/admin accounts. Those are the ones 'just asking questions' or saying reprehensible shiat and getting away with it.


They're real class acts.
 
2017-08-13 04:56:41 AM  

CoysOdie: orangehat: CoysOdie: StaleCoffee: This is their farking fault, every one, from McCain to Hatch. They sat down and used this shiat to maintain their power base. They allowed this shiat to fester so they could be elected, they used this shiat to keep people in a certain mindset so they could keep their jobs.

fark every last one of these traitorous pieces of filth. They get no credit. Talk is cheap. You've done nothing but undermine and destroy this country, republicans. Every last one of you. You're disgusting, and this is your handiwork. Revel in it or shut the fark up and DO something. Cowards.

And your solution is?..................Yea, I thought so.

 Your side's solution appears to be running over people with cars to show how awesome you are.

Sorry Drew, I don't mean to crash your server with the ignore list but....congratulations asshole, you're #500


What a precious snowflake.
 
2017-08-13 04:59:42 AM  

NEDM: phrawgh: All it shows is he is more than willing to toss his minions under the bus if he feels it to be politically expedient. Don't fool yourself, he was quite prepared to ignore the Nazis until the Jihadist style vehicle based terrorist act occurred. He can be astute and wanted to get of the correct side of this.

Expedient or not, it's still surprising to see Ted Farking Cruz, the man who we thought was the Craziest Republican Evar, not just outright calling it white supremacist domestic terrorism but calling on the DoJ to prosecute it as such.


Maybe someone clued him in that he isn't white.
 
2017-08-13 05:00:15 AM  

orangehat: Cpl.D: ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]

Let me fix that for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x562]

 Where is his chin?

/About 3 to 8 inches below Putin's dick!


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-08-13 05:01:38 AM  

phrawgh: Cpl.D: ybishop: [img.fark.net image 600x859]

Let me fix that for you:

[img.fark.net image 850x562]

Do they tape all that extra skin back before scheduled appearances or something? How does he do it?


Where there's a whip
There's a way
 
2017-08-13 05:05:12 AM  

RexTalionis: CoysOdie: orangehat: CoysOdie: StaleCoffee: This is their farking fault, every one, from McCain to Hatch. They sat down and used this shiat to maintain their power base. They allowed this shiat to fester so they could be elected, they used this shiat to keep people in a certain mindset so they could keep their jobs.

fark every last one of these traitorous pieces of filth. They get no credit. Talk is cheap. You've done nothing but undermine and destroy this country, republicans. Every last one of you. You're disgusting, and this is your handiwork. Revel in it or shut the fark up and DO something. Cowards.

And your solution is?..................Yea, I thought so.

 Your side's solution appears to be running over people with cars to show how awesome you are.

Sorry Drew, I don't mean to crash your server with the ignore list but....congratulations asshole, you're #500

What a precious snowflake.


In the last 4 months I've had someone accuse me of being Fondle Trump and someone accuse me of being Drew.  I tried to type Donald but it came up as Fondle.  I'll leave it as is.
 
2017-08-13 05:06:15 AM  

NEDM: Expedient or not, it's still surprising to see Ted Farking Cruz, the man who we thought was the Craziest Republican Evar, not just outright calling it white supremacist domestic terrorism but calling on the DoJ to prosecute it as such.


It's a fine statement. I won't give him much, but I will give him that.
 
2017-08-13 05:10:10 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: NEDM: Expedient or not, it's still surprising to see Ted Farking Cruz, the man who we thought was the Craziest Republican Evar, not just outright calling it white supremacist domestic terrorism but calling on the DoJ to prosecute it as such.

It's a fine statement. I won't give him much, but I will give him that.


Maybe I'm too cynical to even give Cruz even that much. I'm certain it was calculated.
 
2017-08-13 05:38:50 AM  

orangehat: NEDM: phrawgh: All it shows is he is more than willing to toss his minions under the bus if he feels it to be politically expedient. Don't fool yourself, he was quite prepared to ignore the Nazis until the Jihadist style vehicle based terrorist act occurred. He can be astute and wanted to get of the correct side of this.

Expedient or not, it's still surprising to see Ted Farking Cruz, the man who we thought was the Craziest Republican Evar, not just outright calling it white supremacist domestic terrorism but calling on the DoJ to prosecute it as such.

 Everything got weird all of the sudden.


Shiat got real.
 
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