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(NYPost)   Attempting to re-imagine the worm in tequila, New York steakhouse offers cockroach in espresso   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-08-12 08:05:15 PM  
Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.
 
2017-08-12 08:42:25 PM  
Was the cockroach organic and locally sourced?
 
2017-08-12 09:13:34 PM  
Cockroaches are part of the food pyramid for NYC.
 
2017-08-12 10:16:02 PM  
suing The Arlington Club in Manhattan Supreme Court

Do rich people automatically get their lawsuits sent to fancy court?
 
2017-08-12 10:18:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-08-12 11:04:35 PM  
My roaches never wanted a second cup.
 
2017-08-12 11:22:09 PM  

fusillade762: suing The Arlington Club in Manhattan Supreme Court

Do rich people automatically get their lawsuits sent to fancy court?


New York has a goofy naming system for their courts. The Supreme Courts are the normal trial courts.
 
2017-08-12 11:22:58 PM  
Yeah, there is nothing fishy about this story.
 
2017-08-12 11:33:08 PM  
Trained cocka rocha wrangler  here, we deal with the roaches, OK?  We have people that can deal with the cocka roacha problemo,ok?
 
2017-08-12 11:33:34 PM  

Mock26: Yeah, there is nothing fishy about this story.


The sad thing about this is it could be just a faked cynical cash grab that the restaurant will probably still settle to avoid the bad publicity a trial would cause.
 
2017-08-12 11:34:42 PM  
How do they compare to Chicago cockroaches?
 
2017-08-12 11:38:09 PM  

Mock26: Yeah, there is nothing fishy about this story.


The heck are you talking about?!
"Fleming, who is now suing The Arlington Club in Manhattan Supreme Court, snapped a couple of pictures before running outside to vomit on Lexington Avenue, he said."

Of course it's the body's natural gag-reflex to take pictures first before purging itself of whatever is bothering it!

/and really, when you are going for pest placement, a cappuccino isn't really the best vessel. Especially after a really expensive meal in a swank restaurant
//learn from the Wendy's finger in the chili lady
///3's
 
2017-08-12 11:39:18 PM  

Kouta: fusillade762: suing The Arlington Club in Manhattan Supreme Court

Do rich people automatically get their lawsuits sent to fancy court?

New York has a goofy naming system for their courts. The Supreme Courts are the normal trial courts.


It should actually be New York County Supreme Civil Court, no?

The other civil court handles the Judge Judy-level shiat, I believe.
 
2017-08-12 11:40:33 PM  
The cockroach is the official mascot of NYC.
 
2017-08-12 11:41:51 PM  

doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.


Thank you.

And martinis don't contain vodka.
 
2017-08-12 11:45:07 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.

Thank you.

And martinis don't contain vodka.


VODAK

This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.
 
2017-08-12 11:48:49 PM  
People slip shiat into their food to avoid paying the bill all of the time. It's a thing. Some people take it even further, like this farkface who took it to the emergency room.
 
2017-08-12 11:51:24 PM  
Mezcal, not tequila, has a worm.
 
2017-08-13 12:05:47 AM  
I like to substitute bed bugs for bacon bits on my salad.
 
2017-08-13 12:14:35 AM  
Don't worry.  He won't drink much.
 
2017-08-13 12:16:37 AM  
Keep it down or everyone else will want one.
 
2017-08-13 12:27:29 AM  
"Waiter? There's a Goolag in my espresso .."
 
2017-08-13 12:30:07 AM  

doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.


Bottles of tequila have worms in exactly the same way that espressos have cockroaches in them. I think the headline works.
 
2017-08-13 12:31:01 AM  

BolloxReader: doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.

Bottles of tequila have worms in exactly the same way that espressos have cockroaches in them. I think the headline works.


Well played...
 
2017-08-13 12:31:02 AM  
Yo Mac, you want bed bugs on your English muffin to go with the cockaroach in your coffee?
 
2017-08-13 12:34:45 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.

Thank you.

And martinis don't contain vodka


Unless it's a Vodka martini.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka_Martini
 
2017-08-13 12:36:36 AM  

ambientlush: How do they compare to Chicago cockroaches?


The Chicago cockroaches won't touch the pizza.
 
2017-08-13 01:22:25 AM  

ArmednHammered: Thong_of_Zardoz: doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.

Thank you.

And martinis don't contain vodka

Unless it's a Vodka martini.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka_Martini


Yes, exactly. That's my point.
 
2017-08-13 01:32:35 AM  

Thunderboy: People slip shiat into their food to avoid paying the bill all of the time. It's a thing.


s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2017-08-13 01:40:35 AM  
Ran a search for "mezcal", got at least one hit, leaving satisfied that another person wasn't ripped out of Texas and thrown into an Ohio school, where the history teacher made them answer for the Civil War.
 
2017-08-13 01:55:23 AM  
"Well, sir, you did say you wanted your espresso to have a little body in it."
 
2017-08-13 01:57:10 AM  

I Ate Shergar: "Well, sir, you did say you wanted your espresso to have a little body in it."

*rereads article*

Cappuccino. Goddammit so much...
 
2017-08-13 02:10:10 AM  
Damn a resturant tries to add a little protein to their cappuccino to make it a little more trendy and this Philistine can't handle it!

How are restaurants ever going to be trend setters with guys like this around!
 
2017-08-13 02:22:16 AM  

NDP2: Keep it down or everyone else will want one.


There once was a man from Peru....
 
2017-08-13 02:30:07 AM  

ArmednHammered: Thong_of_Zardoz: doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.

Thank you.

And martinis don't contain vodka

Unless it's a Vodka martini.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka_Martini


Which is not a martini in any sense.
 
2017-08-13 03:55:02 AM  
If Chef Laurent Tourondel is no longer there then what the chocolate covered Fark has he anything to do with it?
Stupid ass article.
 
2017-08-13 06:33:29 AM  

doglover: Tequilla doesn't have a worm, Subby.


Mescal.
 
2017-08-13 07:24:08 AM  
Now, see, if it were a chocolate covered espresso-dusted, roasted cockroach, that would merit high grade packaging with price to match.  Someone would buy it.
 
2017-08-13 10:18:21 AM  
See, this is what happens when people leave lousy tips.

\ mezcal
\\ añejo tequila
\\\ tequila ÷ key lime juice = Mexican Martini©  (for three)
 
2017-08-13 10:21:38 AM  
^ + not divided by
 
2017-08-13 10:30:01 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: Mexican Martini


3 parts gin
1 part vermouth
dash bitters
one olive
in Mexico
 
2017-08-13 12:29:08 PM  
he then spent 12 hours in the emergency room

I'm amazed he made it adulthood. His dad must be so proud.
 
2017-08-13 04:38:07 PM  

doglover: AnudderFreakinFarker: Mexican Martini

3 parts gin
1 part vermouth
dash bitters
one olive
in Mexico


The perfect Mexican Martini...*dies*
 
2017-08-13 08:04:22 PM  

doglover: Mexican Martini

3 parts gin
1 part vermouth
dash bitters
one olive
in Mexico


I'll stick with my version, thanks (for nothing).

4 to 5 parts tequila
1 part key lime juice
chilled/ice optional
any where I like
 
2017-08-13 09:01:29 PM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: doglover: Mexican Martini

3 parts gin
1 part vermouth
dash bitters
one olive
in Mexico

I'll stick with my version, thanks (for nothing).

4 to 5 parts tequila
1 part key lime juice
chilled/ice optional
any where I like


And I prefer my version of the martini, which is a mix of the old and new:

3 ounces vermouth
3 ounces vodka (well, not call of top shelf)
3 ounces olive juice
8 olives
 
2017-08-13 10:35:37 PM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: doglover: Mexican Martini

3 parts gin
1 part vermouth
dash bitters
one olive
in Mexico

I'll stick with my version, thanks (for nothing).

4 to 5 parts tequila
1 part key lime juice
chilled/ice optional
any where I like


No es martini.
 
2017-08-13 10:38:42 PM  

Mock26: And I prefer my version of the martini, which is a mix of the old and new


And I prefer my version of beef wellington

1 lb of chicken
1 lb of green onions
1 bunch of skewers

Cube the chicken, cut the green onions into on inch lengths, put the cubes and onions on the skewers alternatingly. Grill over charcoal, salt or sauce to taste.

Ta-da! Beef Wellington!
 
2017-08-13 11:53:18 PM  
It's already been said but clearly can't be repeated enough:

The worm isn't in tequila, it's in farking mezcal. And usually cheap mezcal.
 
2017-08-14 09:21:23 AM  
 img.fark.net
                                     Beef Wellington

. . . and back to our original topic: add a cockroach -
Presto! Dog Arlington!
 
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