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2017-08-12 08:50:44 PM  
33 votes:

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.
2017-08-12 07:55:50 PM  
25 votes:
I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."
2017-08-12 07:43:05 PM  
25 votes:
I don't believe it.  Sexual arousal consumes a lot of calories.
2017-08-12 07:39:35 PM  
25 votes:
Its called "man syndrome".
2017-08-12 08:07:36 PM  
23 votes:
Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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2017-08-12 07:39:45 PM  
23 votes:
So basically she's a teenage dude?
2017-08-12 10:19:00 PM  
21 votes:
We've had a thread or two about this before. I've forgotten who said it, but some Farker suggested that, instead of Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD), it be called Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder (OGOD).
2017-08-12 07:56:37 PM  
21 votes:
Has she tried marriage. I find that is a great way to kill any interest in sex at all.

/Can say that because his wife is not in the room.
//Muahahahaha\
///Well shiat nothing to see here dear. Shutting down browser button active.
2017-08-12 09:21:42 PM  
17 votes:

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


How YOU doin'?

/oblig
2017-08-12 08:37:31 PM  
15 votes:
""She was having sex a lot," she explained. "I didn't know what it was - my family thought that she was just a whore."
Her mom sounds nice.
2017-08-12 08:02:31 PM  
15 votes:
I could send her a nude pick of myself. That would stop her problem cold.
2017-08-12 11:43:16 PM  
12 votes:

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Did you date this woman?

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2017-08-12 08:34:11 PM  
12 votes:
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2017-08-12 07:42:39 PM  
11 votes:
and then the murders began.
2017-08-12 07:39:03 PM  
11 votes:
Well I know she wasn't sleeping with me then!
2017-08-12 07:12:50 PM  
11 votes:
Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.
2017-08-12 10:27:53 PM  
10 votes:

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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2017-08-12 10:13:18 PM  
10 votes:

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


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2017-08-12 09:23:38 PM  
10 votes:

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


I just looked at your profile ready to say 'how ya doin'?' but your eyes are a little too big for me.
2017-08-12 09:30:57 PM  
8 votes:

70Ford: Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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"can't stop the feeling in my pouch"
2017-08-12 07:29:06 PM  
8 votes:
subby: Woman miserable due to disorder that keeps her constantly sexually aroused

is this when the pr0n music starts

/bow chica bow wow
2017-08-12 08:35:25 PM  
7 votes:

70Ford: Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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Who's the fairest of them--OUCH!
2017-08-12 11:27:02 PM  
6 votes:
Hey, what's going on in this thr...
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2017-08-12 09:25:48 PM  
6 votes:

evilmousse: These articles invariably are about unattractive british women


She's a British 9.5, man. Stop being culturally insensitive.
2017-08-12 11:11:54 PM  
5 votes:

GDubDub: FTFA:  Amanda McLaughlin, 23, has suffered with a rare condition since the age of 13 that make she's feel like she's about to orgasm.

When men have the condition, it's often called priapism, which leaves the sufferer with an erection lasting several hours or more.

Um no.  A hard-on that won't go away is much different than being on the verge of orgasm and never reaching it.


So you could say... *lowers sunglasses*...she was living on the Edge?
2017-08-12 07:58:16 PM  
5 votes:
I feel for her, for I was once a 13-year-old boy
2017-08-13 08:25:45 AM  
4 votes:

Spermbot: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

How YOU doin'?

/oblig


User name checks out.
2017-08-13 02:41:28 AM  
4 votes:

Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...


I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table.
2017-08-12 11:11:18 PM  
4 votes:
Why doesn't she jusy buy a bicycle and pedal her ass around town?
2017-08-12 10:37:34 PM  
4 votes:

morg: Bowen: I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."

They ****** whore twice. I guess they like whores.


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2017-08-12 10:22:56 PM  
4 votes:

fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.


Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.
2017-08-12 10:18:25 PM  
4 votes:
Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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2017-08-12 07:58:16 PM  
4 votes:

doglover: Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.


And that's why the only Farking we will do on this Saturday night is right here.
2017-08-12 07:47:45 PM  
4 votes:
FTFA, "Would you want to have a raging b**** 24/7?"

That's called "being a teenage boy".
2017-08-13 12:27:21 AM  
3 votes:

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


You must be tiny.
2017-08-13 12:08:30 AM  
3 votes:
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2017-08-12 11:36:09 PM  
3 votes:

backhand.slap.of.reason: I don't believe it.  Sexual arousal consumes a lot of calories.


So does she, apparently.
2017-08-12 11:32:21 PM  
3 votes:
I had a similar disorder until....

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2017-08-12 10:42:55 PM  
3 votes:

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?
2017-08-12 10:21:55 PM  
3 votes:

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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(cough)

wxboy: That picture of the mother is the image of evil incarnate.


Fourth comment in the thread.

/your Fark Fu is WEAK!
2017-08-12 09:12:48 PM  
3 votes:
I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.
2017-08-12 08:28:53 PM  
3 votes:
Sybian makes a solution for this, and it can pull double-duty as an office chair.

/so I've heard.
2017-08-12 08:09:10 PM  
3 votes:

Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.


I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.
WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-08-12 08:05:23 PM  
3 votes:
Have some wedding cake.
2017-08-12 07:55:30 PM  
3 votes:
Has she tried pepper? :P
2017-08-13 09:05:04 AM  
2 votes:

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


you should have a click counter on your profile.  it would solve this whole global warming problem
2017-08-13 05:45:18 AM  
2 votes:

leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?


She blew her brains out. And when she was done with that, she shot herself in the head.
2017-08-13 03:38:09 AM  
2 votes:

Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...


Nothing in that message contradicts this belief.
2017-08-13 02:48:04 AM  
2 votes:

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


constant wiping didn't help.

Say what?
2017-08-13 12:52:47 AM  
2 votes:

Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing


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2017-08-13 12:17:34 AM  
2 votes:

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2017-08-12 11:36:41 PM  
2 votes:
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Oh my God.

I'm passing on that butterface.
2017-08-12 11:14:18 PM  
2 votes:

Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.


Damnit studman69, you forgot to sign out of your alt again.
2017-08-12 10:48:27 PM  
2 votes:

WTP 2: putting your fingers in jalapeno juice a couple of times a day is a good way to cut back...!


/well, you might get used to it.


Or it becomes your fetish.
2017-08-12 09:27:53 PM  
2 votes:
The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.
2017-08-12 08:51:16 PM  
2 votes:
Or "Horny woman miserable because she is ugly"
2017-08-12 08:42:19 PM  
2 votes:
For all those laughing and saying "Yeah I was a teenaged boy once, NBD", PGAD is no laughing matter.  It's way worse than the unstoppable libido that goes with being a teenaged boy.  Those of us who were teenaged boys at one point in our lives might have fapped ten times a day but we still managed to go to school and do homework and play sports and go to parties and stuff.  Women (and it's mostly women) with PGAD can't do those things.  For the most part their PGAD leaves them unable to have any sort of normal life.  It's like, you're pushing the cart down the aisle in the grocery store and you get off five times.  On top of it there's the continual judgment and slut-shaming from the rest of society for needing to get yourself off that often.
2017-08-12 08:20:06 PM  
2 votes:
The cure is wedding cake.
2017-08-12 07:37:50 PM  
2 votes:
Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?
2017-08-14 05:41:10 AM  
1 vote:
Ahh, thanks. I thought it was referring to women so 'boner' didn't cross my mind.
2017-08-13 12:54:00 PM  
1 vote:

Nidiot: Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing

Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.


Aye. As a lexapro patient, I'm not really getting a kick out of that side effect... or anything, really.
2017-08-13 10:54:48 AM  
1 vote:
"Amanda's mother Victoria said "My family thought that she was just a w****"

Wh..  Witch is a curse word now?
2017-08-13 09:01:59 AM  
1 vote:

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


is it difficult going through life with a small dick?
2017-08-13 07:54:34 AM  
1 vote:
Constant arousal?  More like "staying woke," amirite?
2017-08-13 05:49:21 AM  
1 vote:

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Should've tried having a bigger penis. I dated a woman like that...a squirter too..and it was awesome
2017-08-13 05:32:33 AM  
1 vote:
was just a w****

I'd like to buy a vowel.  An O Pat.

was just a w*o**

I'd like to solve the puzzle.
2017-08-13 03:33:07 AM  
1 vote:

Just another Heartland Weirdass: leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?

Death by unga bunga?


Snu snu.
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2017-08-13 01:39:09 AM  
1 vote:

GDubDub: Clemkadidlefark: [img.fark.net image 615x410]

..speechless ..

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2017-08-13 01:10:18 AM  
1 vote:
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/the mom...
//shiver
2017-08-13 12:09:58 AM  
1 vote:
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2017-08-13 12:02:13 AM  
1 vote:
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2017-08-12 11:33:11 PM  
1 vote:

icanbeaghost: Who wrote that article?? Word usage and grammar is atrocious. Better yet, who edited it?


Wait - you expect decent writing from *The Mirror*??!?
2017-08-12 11:25:06 PM  
1 vote:

Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.


You dated Megan from Chicago?
2017-08-12 10:44:02 PM  
1 vote:
FTFW****:  "Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

Go on...
2017-08-12 10:34:37 PM  
1 vote:

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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2017-08-12 10:31:11 PM  
1 vote:

Bowen: I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."


They ****** whore twice. I guess they like whores.
2017-08-12 10:29:31 PM  
1 vote:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.


I had a Huskie that loved rocks. He would keep himself busy for hours tossing or pushing them around.
2017-08-12 10:28:15 PM  
1 vote:

The Lurker at Your Threshold: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.

And balls, and sticks. And probably smarter than your kids. C'mon, troll harder.
2017-08-12 10:27:06 PM  
1 vote:

gul_jay: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

why not both threads?

/both threads are tab adjacent for the win


Fark that. I'm not in that triggering mood. Jesus Christ that's a mess. Have fun Virginia

/meanwhile in CA...local tiny rural media can't miss the chance to spin a license plate of a non-combatant into hell.
2017-08-12 10:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
To all you potential suitors willing to help the woman with her issue:

Mom is probably the fluffer.
2017-08-12 09:28:54 PM  
1 vote:
WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.
2017-08-12 09:28:02 PM  
1 vote:

Likwit: evilmousse: These articles invariably are about unattractive british women

She's a British 9.5, man. Stop being culturally insensitive.


It's what happens when you send your prettiest women off to war, generation after generation.
2017-08-12 08:55:24 PM  
1 vote:

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


I wish I could funny that more than once.  I'm laughing soooo much harder than I probably should.
2017-08-12 08:49:17 PM  
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putting your fingers in jalapeno juice a couple of times a day is a good way to cut back...!


/well, you might get used to it.
2017-08-12 08:29:16 PM  
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"Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

I'm just going to stop you right there. Not to belittle the problem but way more than not a normal teenager would require you to be doing it nearly every waking minute. And a few times while you sleep.
2017-08-12 07:38:19 PM  
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That picture of the mother is the image of evil incarnate.
 
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