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2017-08-13 01:11:42 AM  

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


I find a triode particularly arousing. Not sure what a dentist uses it for, though.
 
2017-08-13 01:39:09 AM  

GDubDub: Clemkadidlefark: [img.fark.net image 615x410]

..speechless ..

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2017-08-13 02:08:43 AM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


I always thought you were a Japanese dude...
 
2017-08-13 02:37:57 AM  
Pgad is usually pelvic floor dysfunction  . But sometimes is associated with antidepressant specifically ssri start or withdrawl.
 
2017-08-13 02:41:28 AM  

Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...


I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table.
 
2017-08-13 02:48:04 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


constant wiping didn't help.

Say what?
 
2017-08-13 03:20:24 AM  

leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?


Death by unga bunga?
 
2017-08-13 03:33:07 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?

Death by unga bunga?


Snu snu.
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2017-08-13 03:38:09 AM  

Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...


Nothing in that message contradicts this belief.
 
2017-08-13 04:04:44 AM  

Prof. Frink: Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...

Nothing in that message contradicts this belief.


*shrugs*

I'm 1/32 Japanese at most. The rest of me is assorted European mutt. My parents wanted a name that worked with a Japanese surname because naming me something like Chloé wasn't going to sound right.
 
2017-08-13 05:11:12 AM  

doglover: Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.


She'd be an excellent case to study, if they can figure out how to turn this off in her, then presumably they could also turn it on in others. But apparently they can do nothing for her. I'd say don't hold your breath waiting for any libido increasing medication for women.
 
2017-08-13 05:19:14 AM  

Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing


Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.
 
2017-08-13 05:32:33 AM  
was just a w****

I'd like to buy a vowel.  An O Pat.

was just a w*o**

I'd like to solve the puzzle.
 
2017-08-13 05:45:18 AM  

leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?


She blew her brains out. And when she was done with that, she shot herself in the head.
 
2017-08-13 05:49:21 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Should've tried having a bigger penis. I dated a woman like that...a squirter too..and it was awesome
 
2017-08-13 06:51:55 AM  

Nidiot: Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing

Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.


They already make such wonders at 151 North Independence Mall E, Philadelphia, PA.
 
2017-08-13 07:54:34 AM  
Constant arousal?  More like "staying woke," amirite?
 
2017-08-13 08:05:27 AM  

Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.

That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread

Ha! Now that's how you know you're doing it right. If you can speak, or really do anything besides lay in a tangle of sheets and sweat, you're clearly not trying hard enough.

One downside to being single: my toys wear out very quickly.


Buy better toys.
 
2017-08-13 08:10:23 AM  

Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.


I hear ya.  Sharp knees.
 
2017-08-13 08:18:30 AM  

Nidiot: Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing

Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.


Have you ever HAD a case of "Ragin' Woody"?  (If you're male, I don't keep track of Farkers' gender)  The problem is that it just won't go away no matter what you do.
 
2017-08-13 08:25:45 AM  

Spermbot: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

How YOU doin'?

/oblig


User name checks out.
 
2017-08-13 09:01:59 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


is it difficult going through life with a small dick?
 
2017-08-13 09:05:04 AM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


you should have a click counter on your profile.  it would solve this whole global warming problem
 
2017-08-13 09:06:02 AM  

Prof. Frink: Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...

Nothing in that message contradicts this belief.


I mean, he/she still could be given the message I responded to, but with this article and the use of the word 'aroused', I inferred.
 
2017-08-13 10:36:12 AM  
Some plastic surgery and body sculpting and new boobies and she could turn that constant arousal into a very lucrative living, first as a porn actress and then as an escort.
 
2017-08-13 10:54:48 AM  
"Amanda's mother Victoria said "My family thought that she was just a w****"

Wh..  Witch is a curse word now?
 
2017-08-13 11:08:31 AM  
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She should go ahead and get knocked up.
Giving birth usually ends all desire for sex.
 
2017-08-13 11:19:53 AM  

Mister Peejay: Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.

I hear ya.  Sharp knees.


no, she's a bit too crisco.  You know, fat in the can.
 
2017-08-13 12:34:07 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out.


In this modern world, it might be possible to have an additional boyfriend in case the first one's too tired. Or something. But I know what you're talking about. Every so often, my last ex-GF wanted three good old-fashioned rolls in the hay per day, which was enjoyable but exhausting.
 
2017-08-13 12:54:00 PM  

Nidiot: Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing

Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.


Aye. As a lexapro patient, I'm not really getting a kick out of that side effect... or anything, really.
 
2017-08-13 12:55:23 PM  

jay_bones15: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

Should've tried having a bigger penis. I dated a woman like that...a squirter too..and it was awesome


There are Farkers and Farkettes who don't believe a woman can squirt.
 
2017-08-13 08:33:04 PM  

John Buck 41: jay_bones15: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

Should've tried having a bigger penis. I dated a woman like that...a squirter too..and it was awesome

There are Farkers and Farkettes who don't believe a woman can squirt.


They can...
 
2017-08-14 05:01:57 AM  

offacue: was just a w****

I'd like to buy a vowel.  An O Pat.

was just a w*o**

I'd like to solve the puzzle.


I read the w***** as wanker, hence they didn't censor where at all. What is b***** though?
 
2017-08-14 05:22:03 AM  

Swiss Colony: offacue: was just a w****

I'd like to buy a vowel.  An O Pat.

was just a w*o**

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

I read the w***** as wanker, hence they didn't censor where at all. What is b***** though?


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2017-08-14 05:41:10 AM  
Ahh, thanks. I thought it was referring to women so 'boner' didn't cross my mind.
 
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