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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman miserable due to disorder that keeps her constantly sexually aroused   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, Amanda, Sexual intercourse, Human sexuality, Sexual arousal, genital arousal disorder, sex, Dr Priyanka Gupta, Amanda McLaughlin  
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2017-08-12 10:18:25 PM  
Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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2017-08-12 10:19:00 PM  
We've had a thread or two about this before. I've forgotten who said it, but some Farker suggested that, instead of Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD), it be called Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder (OGOD).
 
2017-08-12 10:19:44 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.


why not both threads?

/both threads are tab adjacent for the win
 
2017-08-12 10:21:55 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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(cough)

wxboy: That picture of the mother is the image of evil incarnate.


Fourth comment in the thread.

/your Fark Fu is WEAK!
 
2017-08-12 10:22:56 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.


Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.
 
2017-08-12 10:23:36 PM  
Could she spare some of that with the 50-something ladies?
 
2017-08-12 10:27:06 PM  

gul_jay: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

why not both threads?

/both threads are tab adjacent for the win


Fark that. I'm not in that triggering mood. Jesus Christ that's a mess. Have fun Virginia

/meanwhile in CA...local tiny rural media can't miss the chance to spin a license plate of a non-combatant into hell.
 
2017-08-12 10:27:53 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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2017-08-12 10:28:15 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.

And balls, and sticks. And probably smarter than your kids. C'mon, troll harder.
 
2017-08-12 10:29:31 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.


I had a Huskie that loved rocks. He would keep himself busy for hours tossing or pushing them around.
 
2017-08-12 10:31:11 PM  

Bowen: I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."


They ****** whore twice. I guess they like whores.
 
2017-08-12 10:34:37 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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2017-08-12 10:37:34 PM  

morg: Bowen: I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."

They ****** whore twice. I guess they like whores.


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2017-08-12 10:39:48 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.


I needed a break. too much more dwelling on the brutal beating of pastors and willingly driving cars into crowds to the literal enjoyment of my president....it makes me want to just go nazi hunting in the most literal sense.
 
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2017-08-12 10:41:24 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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God what happened to Faith Salie?
 
2017-08-12 10:42:55 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?
 
2017-08-12 10:44:02 PM  
FTFW****:  "Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

Go on...
 
2017-08-12 10:47:09 PM  
FTFA:  Amanda McLaughlin, 23, has suffered with a rare condition since the age of 13 that make she's feel like she's about to orgasm.

When men have the condition, it's often called priapism, which leaves the sufferer with an erection lasting several hours or more.


Um no.  A hard-on that won't go away is much different than being on the verge of orgasm and never reaching it.
 
2017-08-12 10:48:27 PM  

WTP 2: putting your fingers in jalapeno juice a couple of times a day is a good way to cut back...!


/well, you might get used to it.


Or it becomes your fetish.
 
2017-08-12 10:52:53 PM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Butt-play, doggy.  Let gravity work in your favor.
 
2017-08-12 10:57:13 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?


I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.
 
2017-08-12 10:59:49 PM  
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2017-08-12 11:00:55 PM  

Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.


Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.
 
2017-08-12 11:10:11 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.


That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread
 
2017-08-12 11:11:18 PM  
Why doesn't she jusy buy a bicycle and pedal her ass around town?
 
2017-08-12 11:11:54 PM  

GDubDub: FTFA:  Amanda McLaughlin, 23, has suffered with a rare condition since the age of 13 that make she's feel like she's about to orgasm.

When men have the condition, it's often called priapism, which leaves the sufferer with an erection lasting several hours or more.

Um no.  A hard-on that won't go away is much different than being on the verge of orgasm and never reaching it.


So you could say... *lowers sunglasses*...she was living on the Edge?
 
2017-08-12 11:14:18 PM  

Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.


Damnit studman69, you forgot to sign out of your alt again.
 
2017-08-12 11:19:25 PM  

Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.

That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread


Ha! Now that's how you know you're doing it right. If you can speak, or really do anything besides lay in a tangle of sheets and sweat, you're clearly not trying hard enough.
 
2017-08-12 11:21:10 PM  

GDubDub: Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.

Damnit studman69, you forgot to sign out of your alt again.


That could work out well for him though. If she wanted 8 inches he could just fold it in half. Then he could Fark her so good, she wouldn't know if he was coming or going.
 
2017-08-12 11:25:06 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.


You dated Megan from Chicago?
 
2017-08-12 11:27:02 PM  
Hey, what's going on in this thr...
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2017-08-12 11:28:10 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.

That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread

Ha! Now that's how you know you're doing it right. If you can speak, or really do anything besides lay in a tangle of sheets and sweat, you're clearly not trying hard enough.


One downside to being single: my toys wear out very quickly.
 
2017-08-12 11:32:21 PM  
I had a similar disorder until....

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2017-08-12 11:33:11 PM  

icanbeaghost: Who wrote that article?? Word usage and grammar is atrocious. Better yet, who edited it?


Wait - you expect decent writing from *The Mirror*??!?
 
2017-08-12 11:36:09 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: I don't believe it.  Sexual arousal consumes a lot of calories.


So does she, apparently.
 
2017-08-12 11:36:41 PM  
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Oh my God.

I'm passing on that butterface.
 
2017-08-12 11:37:39 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: icanbeaghost: Who wrote that article?? Word usage and grammar is atrocious. Better yet, who edited it?

Wait - you expect decent writing from *The Mirror*??!?


True. ^_^
 
2017-08-12 11:43:16 PM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Did you date this woman?

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2017-08-12 11:55:17 PM  
Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing
 
2017-08-13 12:02:13 AM  
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2017-08-13 12:06:52 AM  

edmo: Could she spare some of that with the 50-something ladies?


With me missus always being concerned with pregnancy and another child, I've told her more than a few times, when she hits menopause, and that concern is gone, she's going to go nuts.
 
2017-08-13 12:08:30 AM  
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2017-08-13 12:09:58 AM  
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2017-08-13 12:16:38 AM  
I can certainly empathize. Just being aroused to the point of distraction can be enough of an annoyance, I couldn't imagine having to go through that all day instead of periodically every day.
 
2017-08-13 12:17:34 AM  

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2017-08-13 12:27:21 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


You must be tiny.
 
2017-08-13 12:32:03 AM  
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..speechless ..
 
2017-08-13 12:52:47 AM  

Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing


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2017-08-13 01:00:05 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: [img.fark.net image 615x410]

..speechless ..


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2017-08-13 01:10:18 AM  
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/the mom...
//shiver
 
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