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2017-08-12 07:12:50 PM  
Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.
 
2017-08-12 07:29:06 PM  
subby: Woman miserable due to disorder that keeps her constantly sexually aroused

is this when the pr0n music starts

/bow chica bow wow
 
2017-08-12 07:37:50 PM  
Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?
 
2017-08-12 07:38:19 PM  
That picture of the mother is the image of evil incarnate.
 
2017-08-12 07:39:03 PM  
Well I know she wasn't sleeping with me then!
 
2017-08-12 07:39:35 PM  
Its called "man syndrome".
 
2017-08-12 07:39:45 PM  
So basically she's a teenage dude?
 
2017-08-12 07:42:39 PM  
and then the murders began.
 
2017-08-12 07:43:05 PM  
I don't believe it.  Sexual arousal consumes a lot of calories.
 
2017-08-12 07:47:45 PM  
FTFA, "Would you want to have a raging b**** 24/7?"

That's called "being a teenage boy".
 
2017-08-12 07:55:30 PM  
Has she tried pepper? :P
 
2017-08-12 07:55:50 PM  
I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."
 
2017-08-12 07:56:37 PM  
Has she tried marriage. I find that is a great way to kill any interest in sex at all.

/Can say that because his wife is not in the room.
//Muahahahaha\
///Well shiat nothing to see here dear. Shutting down browser button active.
 
2017-08-12 07:58:16 PM  

doglover: Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.


And that's why the only Farking we will do on this Saturday night is right here.
 
2017-08-12 07:58:16 PM  
I feel for her, for I was once a 13-year-old boy
 
2017-08-12 07:58:38 PM  
From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.
 
2017-08-12 08:02:31 PM  
I could send her a nude pick of myself. That would stop her problem cold.
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-08-12 08:05:23 PM  
Have some wedding cake.
 
2017-08-12 08:07:36 PM  
Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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2017-08-12 08:09:10 PM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.


I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.
 
2017-08-12 08:20:06 PM  
The cure is wedding cake.
 
2017-08-12 08:28:53 PM  
Sybian makes a solution for this, and it can pull double-duty as an office chair.

/so I've heard.
 
2017-08-12 08:29:16 PM  
"Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

I'm just going to stop you right there. Not to belittle the problem but way more than not a normal teenager would require you to be doing it nearly every waking minute. And a few times while you sleep.
 
2017-08-12 08:34:11 PM  
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2017-08-12 08:35:25 PM  

70Ford: Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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Who's the fairest of them--OUCH!
 
2017-08-12 08:36:47 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.


I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.
 
2017-08-12 08:37:31 PM  
""She was having sex a lot," she explained. "I didn't know what it was - my family thought that she was just a whore."
Her mom sounds nice.
 
2017-08-12 08:39:49 PM  

Farkenhostile: ""She was having sex a lot," she explained. "I didn't know what it was - my family thought that she was just a whore."
Her mom sounds nice.


Well she (mom) never said she thought she was a whore, just that her family did.
 
2017-08-12 08:42:09 PM  

chawco: "Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

I'm just going to stop you right there. Not to belittle the problem but way more than not a normal teenager would require you to be doing it nearly every waking minute. And a few times while you sleep.


More to the point, one would have to have a clear gauge of how much other teens in her generation were wanking it to make that comparison anything more than hyperbole.
 
2017-08-12 08:42:19 PM  
For all those laughing and saying "Yeah I was a teenaged boy once, NBD", PGAD is no laughing matter.  It's way worse than the unstoppable libido that goes with being a teenaged boy.  Those of us who were teenaged boys at one point in our lives might have fapped ten times a day but we still managed to go to school and do homework and play sports and go to parties and stuff.  Women (and it's mostly women) with PGAD can't do those things.  For the most part their PGAD leaves them unable to have any sort of normal life.  It's like, you're pushing the cart down the aisle in the grocery store and you get off five times.  On top of it there's the continual judgment and slut-shaming from the rest of society for needing to get yourself off that often.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-08-12 08:42:53 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.


Sons mother, as well as my last girlfriend were the same way.  Certainly uplifts the ego.
 
2017-08-12 08:49:17 PM  
putting your fingers in jalapeno juice a couple of times a day is a good way to cut back...!


/well, you might get used to it.
 
2017-08-12 08:50:44 PM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.
 
2017-08-12 08:51:16 PM  
Or "Horny woman miserable because she is ugly"
 
2017-08-12 08:55:24 PM  

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


I wish I could funny that more than once.  I'm laughing soooo much harder than I probably should.
 
2017-08-12 09:12:48 PM  
I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.
 
2017-08-12 09:21:42 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


How YOU doin'?

/oblig
 
2017-08-12 09:23:38 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


I just looked at your profile ready to say 'how ya doin'?' but your eyes are a little too big for me.
 
2017-08-12 09:24:39 PM  
These articles invariably are about unattractive british women
 
2017-08-12 09:25:48 PM  

evilmousse: These articles invariably are about unattractive british women


She's a British 9.5, man. Stop being culturally insensitive.
 
2017-08-12 09:27:53 PM  
The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.
 
2017-08-12 09:28:02 PM  

Likwit: evilmousse: These articles invariably are about unattractive british women

She's a British 9.5, man. Stop being culturally insensitive.


It's what happens when you send your prettiest women off to war, generation after generation.
 
2017-08-12 09:28:54 PM  
WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.
 
2017-08-12 09:30:57 PM  

70Ford: Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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"can't stop the feeling in my pouch"
 
2017-08-12 09:32:06 PM  
Who wrote that article?? Word usage and grammar is atrocious. Better yet, who edited it?
 
2017-08-12 09:58:12 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.


A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay
 
2017-08-12 10:00:15 PM  
To all you potential suitors willing to help the woman with her issue:

Mom is probably the fluffer.
 
2017-08-12 10:10:10 PM  
and is on 30 differents medications to ease the pain.

Not the best written article, I'm wondering if 30 is a typo.  30 different medications?  How is that possible?
 
2017-08-12 10:13:18 PM  

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


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2017-08-12 10:15:37 PM  

abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay


Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.
 
2017-08-12 10:18:25 PM  
Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

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2017-08-12 10:19:00 PM  
We've had a thread or two about this before. I've forgotten who said it, but some Farker suggested that, instead of Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD), it be called Ongoing Genital Orgasm Disorder (OGOD).
 
2017-08-12 10:19:44 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.


why not both threads?

/both threads are tab adjacent for the win
 
2017-08-12 10:21:55 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

[img.fark.net image 615x410]


(cough)

wxboy: That picture of the mother is the image of evil incarnate.


Fourth comment in the thread.

/your Fark Fu is WEAK!
 
2017-08-12 10:22:56 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.


Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.
 
2017-08-12 10:23:36 PM  
Could she spare some of that with the 50-something ladies?
 
2017-08-12 10:27:06 PM  

gul_jay: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

why not both threads?

/both threads are tab adjacent for the win


Fark that. I'm not in that triggering mood. Jesus Christ that's a mess. Have fun Virginia

/meanwhile in CA...local tiny rural media can't miss the chance to spin a license plate of a non-combatant into hell.
 
2017-08-12 10:27:53 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

[img.fark.net image 615x410]


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2017-08-12 10:28:15 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.

And balls, and sticks. And probably smarter than your kids. C'mon, troll harder.
 
2017-08-12 10:29:31 PM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: fanbladesaresharp: abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay

Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.

Most people's dogs play with sticks and tennis balls etc.

Yours? Yours plays with a brick.


I had a Huskie that loved rocks. He would keep himself busy for hours tossing or pushing them around.
 
2017-08-12 10:31:11 PM  

Bowen: I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."


They ****** whore twice. I guess they like whores.
 
2017-08-12 10:34:37 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

[img.fark.net image 615x410]


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2017-08-12 10:37:34 PM  

morg: Bowen: I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."

They ****** whore twice. I guess they like whores.


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2017-08-12 10:39:48 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.


I needed a break. too much more dwelling on the brutal beating of pastors and willingly driving cars into crowds to the literal enjoyment of my president....it makes me want to just go nazi hunting in the most literal sense.
 
TWX
2017-08-12 10:41:24 PM  

fearthecowboy: Oh, COME ON... 49 comments and nobody comments about the mom?

[img.fark.net image 615x410]


God what happened to Faith Salie?
 
2017-08-12 10:42:55 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?
 
2017-08-12 10:44:02 PM  
FTFW****:  "Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

Go on...
 
2017-08-12 10:47:09 PM  
FTFA:  Amanda McLaughlin, 23, has suffered with a rare condition since the age of 13 that make she's feel like she's about to orgasm.

When men have the condition, it's often called priapism, which leaves the sufferer with an erection lasting several hours or more.


Um no.  A hard-on that won't go away is much different than being on the verge of orgasm and never reaching it.
 
2017-08-12 10:48:27 PM  

WTP 2: putting your fingers in jalapeno juice a couple of times a day is a good way to cut back...!


/well, you might get used to it.


Or it becomes your fetish.
 
2017-08-12 10:52:53 PM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Butt-play, doggy.  Let gravity work in your favor.
 
2017-08-12 10:57:13 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?


I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.
 
2017-08-12 10:59:49 PM  
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2017-08-12 11:00:55 PM  

Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.


Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.
 
2017-08-12 11:10:11 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.


That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread
 
2017-08-12 11:11:18 PM  
Why doesn't she jusy buy a bicycle and pedal her ass around town?
 
2017-08-12 11:11:54 PM  

GDubDub: FTFA:  Amanda McLaughlin, 23, has suffered with a rare condition since the age of 13 that make she's feel like she's about to orgasm.

When men have the condition, it's often called priapism, which leaves the sufferer with an erection lasting several hours or more.

Um no.  A hard-on that won't go away is much different than being on the verge of orgasm and never reaching it.


So you could say... *lowers sunglasses*...she was living on the Edge?
 
2017-08-12 11:14:18 PM  

Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.


Damnit studman69, you forgot to sign out of your alt again.
 
2017-08-12 11:19:25 PM  

Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.

That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread


Ha! Now that's how you know you're doing it right. If you can speak, or really do anything besides lay in a tangle of sheets and sweat, you're clearly not trying hard enough.
 
2017-08-12 11:21:10 PM  

GDubDub: Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.

Damnit studman69, you forgot to sign out of your alt again.


That could work out well for him though. If she wanted 8 inches he could just fold it in half. Then he could Fark her so good, she wouldn't know if he was coming or going.
 
2017-08-12 11:25:06 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.


You dated Megan from Chicago?
 
2017-08-12 11:27:02 PM  
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2017-08-12 11:28:10 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.

That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread

Ha! Now that's how you know you're doing it right. If you can speak, or really do anything besides lay in a tangle of sheets and sweat, you're clearly not trying hard enough.


One downside to being single: my toys wear out very quickly.
 
2017-08-12 11:32:21 PM  
I had a similar disorder until....

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2017-08-12 11:33:11 PM  

icanbeaghost: Who wrote that article?? Word usage and grammar is atrocious. Better yet, who edited it?


Wait - you expect decent writing from *The Mirror*??!?
 
2017-08-12 11:36:09 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: I don't believe it.  Sexual arousal consumes a lot of calories.


So does she, apparently.
 
2017-08-12 11:36:41 PM  
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Oh my God.

I'm passing on that butterface.
 
2017-08-12 11:37:39 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: icanbeaghost: Who wrote that article?? Word usage and grammar is atrocious. Better yet, who edited it?

Wait - you expect decent writing from *The Mirror*??!?


True. ^_^
 
2017-08-12 11:43:16 PM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Did you date this woman?

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2017-08-12 11:55:17 PM  
Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing
 
2017-08-13 12:02:13 AM  
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2017-08-13 12:06:52 AM  

edmo: Could she spare some of that with the 50-something ladies?


With me missus always being concerned with pregnancy and another child, I've told her more than a few times, when she hits menopause, and that concern is gone, she's going to go nuts.
 
2017-08-13 12:08:30 AM  
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2017-08-13 12:09:58 AM  
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2017-08-13 12:16:38 AM  
I can certainly empathize. Just being aroused to the point of distraction can be enough of an annoyance, I couldn't imagine having to go through that all day instead of periodically every day.
 
2017-08-13 12:17:34 AM  

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 615x410]


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2017-08-13 12:27:21 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


You must be tiny.
 
2017-08-13 12:32:03 AM  
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..speechless ..
 
2017-08-13 12:52:47 AM  

Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing


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2017-08-13 01:00:05 AM  

Clemkadidlefark: [img.fark.net image 615x410]

..speechless ..


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2017-08-13 01:10:18 AM  
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/the mom...
//shiver
 
2017-08-13 01:11:42 AM  

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


I find a triode particularly arousing. Not sure what a dentist uses it for, though.
 
2017-08-13 01:39:09 AM  

GDubDub: Clemkadidlefark: [img.fark.net image 615x410]

..speechless ..

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2017-08-13 02:08:43 AM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


I always thought you were a Japanese dude...
 
2017-08-13 02:37:57 AM  
Pgad is usually pelvic floor dysfunction  . But sometimes is associated with antidepressant specifically ssri start or withdrawl.
 
2017-08-13 02:41:28 AM  

Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...


I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table.
 
2017-08-13 02:48:04 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


constant wiping didn't help.

Say what?
 
2017-08-13 03:20:24 AM  

leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?


Death by unga bunga?
 
2017-08-13 03:33:07 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?

Death by unga bunga?


Snu snu.
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2017-08-13 03:38:09 AM  

Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...


Nothing in that message contradicts this belief.
 
2017-08-13 04:04:44 AM  

Prof. Frink: Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...

Nothing in that message contradicts this belief.


*shrugs*

I'm 1/32 Japanese at most. The rest of me is assorted European mutt. My parents wanted a name that worked with a Japanese surname because naming me something like Chloé wasn't going to sound right.
 
2017-08-13 05:11:12 AM  

doglover: Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.


She'd be an excellent case to study, if they can figure out how to turn this off in her, then presumably they could also turn it on in others. But apparently they can do nothing for her. I'd say don't hold your breath waiting for any libido increasing medication for women.
 
2017-08-13 05:19:14 AM  

Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing


Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.
 
2017-08-13 05:32:33 AM  
was just a w****

I'd like to buy a vowel.  An O Pat.

was just a w*o**

I'd like to solve the puzzle.
 
2017-08-13 05:45:18 AM  

leevis: Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?


She blew her brains out. And when she was done with that, she shot herself in the head.
 
2017-08-13 05:49:21 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


Should've tried having a bigger penis. I dated a woman like that...a squirter too..and it was awesome
 
2017-08-13 06:51:55 AM  

Nidiot: Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing

Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.


They already make such wonders at 151 North Independence Mall E, Philadelphia, PA.
 
2017-08-13 07:54:34 AM  
Constant arousal?  More like "staying woke," amirite?
 
2017-08-13 08:05:27 AM  

Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: Lurky McLurkerton: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

On a scale of liter to ultra Fark, how worn out is your current boyfriend?

I don't currently don't have one. If I did, he'd be too tired for even the mindless silly nonsense that is most of TFD.

Not even a cafe or circle jerk thread?
Bows to your greatness.

That's like 99.9% of TFD. Also:

I'd be too tired to say "hello" in a cafe thread

Ha! Now that's how you know you're doing it right. If you can speak, or really do anything besides lay in a tangle of sheets and sweat, you're clearly not trying hard enough.

One downside to being single: my toys wear out very quickly.


Buy better toys.
 
2017-08-13 08:10:23 AM  

Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.


I hear ya.  Sharp knees.
 
2017-08-13 08:18:30 AM  

Nidiot: Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing

Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.


Have you ever HAD a case of "Ragin' Woody"?  (If you're male, I don't keep track of Farkers' gender)  The problem is that it just won't go away no matter what you do.
 
2017-08-13 08:25:45 AM  

Spermbot: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

How YOU doin'?

/oblig


User name checks out.
 
2017-08-13 09:01:59 AM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


is it difficult going through life with a small dick?
 
2017-08-13 09:05:04 AM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


you should have a click counter on your profile.  it would solve this whole global warming problem
 
2017-08-13 09:06:02 AM  

Prof. Frink: Likwit: Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.

I always thought you were a Japanese dude...

Nothing in that message contradicts this belief.


I mean, he/she still could be given the message I responded to, but with this article and the use of the word 'aroused', I inferred.
 
2017-08-13 10:36:12 AM  
Some plastic surgery and body sculpting and new boobies and she could turn that constant arousal into a very lucrative living, first as a porn actress and then as an escort.
 
2017-08-13 10:54:48 AM  
"Amanda's mother Victoria said "My family thought that she was just a w****"

Wh..  Witch is a curse word now?
 
2017-08-13 11:08:31 AM  
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She should go ahead and get knocked up.
Giving birth usually ends all desire for sex.
 
2017-08-13 11:19:53 AM  

Mister Peejay: Ima4nic8or: The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.

I hear ya.  Sharp knees.


no, she's a bit too crisco.  You know, fat in the can.
 
2017-08-13 12:34:07 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out.


In this modern world, it might be possible to have an additional boyfriend in case the first one's too tired. Or something. But I know what you're talking about. Every so often, my last ex-GF wanted three good old-fashioned rolls in the hay per day, which was enjoyable but exhausting.
 
2017-08-13 12:54:00 PM  

Nidiot: Somaticasual: Apparently, an incredibly rare side effect of SSRIs is nearly-constant arousal and random orgasms. I mean, compared to suicidal depression, that doesn't sound too bad.

//might be a bit awkward while queuing

Yeah, that's a rare side effect alright. The most common side effect is actually a reduction in the ability to achieve orgasm, and a reduction in libido.


Aye. As a lexapro patient, I'm not really getting a kick out of that side effect... or anything, really.
 
2017-08-13 12:55:23 PM  

jay_bones15: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

Should've tried having a bigger penis. I dated a woman like that...a squirter too..and it was awesome


There are Farkers and Farkettes who don't believe a woman can squirt.
 
2017-08-13 08:33:04 PM  

John Buck 41: jay_bones15: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

Should've tried having a bigger penis. I dated a woman like that...a squirter too..and it was awesome

There are Farkers and Farkettes who don't believe a woman can squirt.


They can...
 
2017-08-14 05:01:57 AM  

offacue: was just a w****

I'd like to buy a vowel.  An O Pat.

was just a w*o**

I'd like to solve the puzzle.


I read the w***** as wanker, hence they didn't censor where at all. What is b***** though?
 
2017-08-14 05:22:03 AM  

Swiss Colony: offacue: was just a w****

I'd like to buy a vowel.  An O Pat.

was just a w*o**

I'd like to solve the puzzle.

I read the w***** as wanker, hence they didn't censor where at all. What is b***** though?


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2017-08-14 05:41:10 AM  
Ahh, thanks. I thought it was referring to women so 'boner' didn't cross my mind.
 
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