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2017-08-12 07:12:50 PM  
Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.
 
2017-08-12 07:29:06 PM  
subby: Woman miserable due to disorder that keeps her constantly sexually aroused

is this when the pr0n music starts

/bow chica bow wow
 
2017-08-12 07:37:50 PM  
Didn't another woman with this condition kill herself last year?
 
2017-08-12 07:38:19 PM  
That picture of the mother is the image of evil incarnate.
 
2017-08-12 07:39:03 PM  
Well I know she wasn't sleeping with me then!
 
2017-08-12 07:39:35 PM  
Its called "man syndrome".
 
2017-08-12 07:39:45 PM  
So basically she's a teenage dude?
 
2017-08-12 07:42:39 PM  
and then the murders began.
 
2017-08-12 07:43:05 PM  
I don't believe it.  Sexual arousal consumes a lot of calories.
 
2017-08-12 07:47:45 PM  
FTFA, "Would you want to have a raging b**** 24/7?"

That's called "being a teenage boy".
 
2017-08-12 07:55:30 PM  
Has she tried pepper? :P
 
2017-08-12 07:55:50 PM  
I like that they ***'d "whore" twice, the third time they were like "nah - whore."
 
2017-08-12 07:56:37 PM  
Has she tried marriage. I find that is a great way to kill any interest in sex at all.

/Can say that because his wife is not in the room.
//Muahahahaha\
///Well shiat nothing to see here dear. Shutting down browser button active.
 
2017-08-12 07:58:16 PM  

doglover: Maybe there's only so much sexual arousal to go around, and she's channeling all the arrousal that's supposed to go to the wives.


And that's why the only Farking we will do on this Saturday night is right here.
 
2017-08-12 07:58:16 PM  
I feel for her, for I was once a 13-year-old boy
 
2017-08-12 07:58:38 PM  
From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.
 
2017-08-12 08:02:31 PM  
I could send her a nude pick of myself. That would stop her problem cold.
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2017-08-12 08:05:23 PM  
Have some wedding cake.
 
2017-08-12 08:07:36 PM  
Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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2017-08-12 08:09:10 PM  

Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.


I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.
 
2017-08-12 08:20:06 PM  
The cure is wedding cake.
 
2017-08-12 08:28:53 PM  
Sybian makes a solution for this, and it can pull double-duty as an office chair.

/so I've heard.
 
2017-08-12 08:29:16 PM  
"Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

I'm just going to stop you right there. Not to belittle the problem but way more than not a normal teenager would require you to be doing it nearly every waking minute. And a few times while you sleep.
 
2017-08-12 08:34:11 PM  
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2017-08-12 08:35:25 PM  

70Ford: Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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Who's the fairest of them--OUCH!
 
2017-08-12 08:36:47 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.


I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.
 
2017-08-12 08:37:31 PM  
""She was having sex a lot," she explained. "I didn't know what it was - my family thought that she was just a whore."
Her mom sounds nice.
 
2017-08-12 08:39:49 PM  

Farkenhostile: ""She was having sex a lot," she explained. "I didn't know what it was - my family thought that she was just a whore."
Her mom sounds nice.


Well she (mom) never said she thought she was a whore, just that her family did.
 
2017-08-12 08:42:09 PM  

chawco: "Between the ages of 15 and 18 I masturbated way more than a normal teenager would."

I'm just going to stop you right there. Not to belittle the problem but way more than not a normal teenager would require you to be doing it nearly every waking minute. And a few times while you sleep.


More to the point, one would have to have a clear gauge of how much other teens in her generation were wanking it to make that comparison anything more than hyperbole.
 
2017-08-12 08:42:19 PM  
For all those laughing and saying "Yeah I was a teenaged boy once, NBD", PGAD is no laughing matter.  It's way worse than the unstoppable libido that goes with being a teenaged boy.  Those of us who were teenaged boys at one point in our lives might have fapped ten times a day but we still managed to go to school and do homework and play sports and go to parties and stuff.  Women (and it's mostly women) with PGAD can't do those things.  For the most part their PGAD leaves them unable to have any sort of normal life.  It's like, you're pushing the cart down the aisle in the grocery store and you get off five times.  On top of it there's the continual judgment and slut-shaming from the rest of society for needing to get yourself off that often.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-08-12 08:42:53 PM  

Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.


Sons mother, as well as my last girlfriend were the same way.  Certainly uplifts the ego.
 
2017-08-12 08:49:17 PM  
putting your fingers in jalapeno juice a couple of times a day is a good way to cut back...!


/well, you might get used to it.
 
2017-08-12 08:50:44 PM  

mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.


You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.
 
2017-08-12 08:51:16 PM  
Or "Horny woman miserable because she is ugly"
 
2017-08-12 08:55:24 PM  

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


I wish I could funny that more than once.  I'm laughing soooo much harder than I probably should.
 
2017-08-12 09:12:48 PM  
I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.
 
2017-08-12 09:21:42 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


How YOU doin'?

/oblig
 
2017-08-12 09:23:38 PM  

Kouta: I'm very easy to get off and really like sex to the point where I just wear a boyfriend out. I couldn't imagine how miserable I'd be if I was aroused constantly.


I just looked at your profile ready to say 'how ya doin'?' but your eyes are a little too big for me.
 
2017-08-12 09:24:39 PM  
These articles invariably are about unattractive british women
 
2017-08-12 09:25:48 PM  

evilmousse: These articles invariably are about unattractive british women


She's a British 9.5, man. Stop being culturally insensitive.
 
2017-08-12 09:27:53 PM  
The problem is that she just hasn't found a real man, one who can sexually satisfy her.  I could do it but she doesn't quite meet my standards.
 
2017-08-12 09:28:02 PM  

Likwit: evilmousse: These articles invariably are about unattractive british women

She's a British 9.5, man. Stop being culturally insensitive.


It's what happens when you send your prettiest women off to war, generation after generation.
 
2017-08-12 09:28:54 PM  
WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.
 
2017-08-12 09:30:57 PM  

70Ford: Mirror, mirror, on the couch...
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"can't stop the feeling in my pouch"
 
2017-08-12 09:32:06 PM  
Who wrote that article?? Word usage and grammar is atrocious. Better yet, who edited it?
 
2017-08-12 09:58:12 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.


A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay
 
2017-08-12 10:00:15 PM  
To all you potential suitors willing to help the woman with her issue:

Mom is probably the fluffer.
 
2017-08-12 10:10:10 PM  
and is on 30 differents medications to ease the pain.

Not the best written article, I'm wondering if 30 is a typo.  30 different medications?  How is that possible?
 
2017-08-12 10:13:18 PM  

TheAlgebraist: mm11618: Occam's Disposable Razor: Zombies ate my neighbors: From the sound of it, this is not just being aroused - this sounds like she feels like she's right on the precipice of an orgasm at all times, just a few flicks of the bean from getting off constantly, non stop.

Wonder how many times someone in that state could get off a day. I'm sure people would watch & pay to find out. Now that's a fun stupid human trick.

I dated a girl who was super, super easy to get off, and it had colored a lot of her personality. She enjoyed sex more than anyone else I've ever been with and had been very worried about developing a bad reputation when she was younger. She "solved" that by always having a boyfriend. I don't think she spend a day single in her adult life. She felt that if she was just farking her boyfriend silly that people wouldn't call her a slut or whatever. It was kinda shiatty what it had done to her. Lots of fun though with that hair trigger she had.

And now I can't remember why we broke up.

I dated a girl for a while that would orgasm pretty much the instant we started having sex. It was awful, she'd be so wet that there was no friction/sensation. Imagine banging a cup of water. Condoms and constant wiping didn't help. I felt bad for her.

You should tuck in one of those little vacuum tubes the dentist uses.


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2017-08-12 10:15:37 PM  

abhorrent1: fanbladesaresharp: WTF farkers? 40 posts in this thread and 1400 in the white pride mow-down thread? Y'all need a release of a different sort.

A lot of farkers get their release talking about that kind of stuff. News Flash = instant boner
Speculation is their foreplay


Yeah, yeah, I know. I stay out of the pol threads for a reason.

/going back to watching Planet of the Apes and watching my dog play with a brick.
 
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