Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The New York Times)   Beach-spreading overtakes man-spreading as the latest Jersey Shore craze   ( nytimes.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, New Jersey, beach, annual family beach, Seaside Heights, POINT PLEASANT BEACH, jersey shore, foldable beach chairs, New Jersey shore  
•       •       •

8940 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2017 at 4:19 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



58 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2017-08-13 02:34:15 AM  

RJReves: nicoffeine: RJReves: WickerNipple: Is this a Chris Christie thread?

[image.cagle.com image 850x490]

Oh man, fat people are so funny.

You got offended by a Christie joke?


Sounds fat.
 
2017-08-13 04:26:20 AM  
Hell is other people.
 
2017-08-13 07:17:38 AM  
Legislation to force people to be considerate of others. That's where we are as a society.

/ people suck
// especially that fatass, Chris Christie
 
2017-08-13 08:31:02 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: I stay away from the beach on weekends.   And thank   Jeezus I don't live in Jersey


I know! Thank God you don't live here, either!
 
2017-08-13 08:41:38 AM  

FormlessOne: Hey, this is what Americans want. They want to compete with each other at every possible social level, whether it's "my kid's dressed better than your kid at school" or "my beach toys are bigger and more garish than your beach toys" or "my truck's bigger and louder than your truck" and so on. They want to ignore social niceties like taking into consideration other people, or keeping the noise down to a reasonable level, or not blowing hookah smoke over half the beach, or not getting drunk and picking fights, or not setting up huge goddamned pavilions like they're Tudors vacationing on the Thames. They want to ignore authority and tell anyone who complains to "fark off," because they're loud, they're proud, and they're assholes. They have to be managed like farm animals, because if cops take their eyes off them, they're picking fights, pissing on the boardwalk, stealing shiat from each other, getting injured on the rocks, and drowning in the water.
They're the same folks that complain when the beach is covered in trash, broken glass, cigarette butts, and drug paraphernalia. They're the same folks that wonder why their taxes keep going up to cover the damage they do and the supervision they require. They're the same folks that make the tourists uneasy, then wonder why tourists don't want to show up any more. They're mystified when they discover that Jersey Shore town populations have been steadily shrinking for the last decade - some by 30% or more - because no one wants to live next to loud, obnoxious assholes happy to ruin their farking neighborhood because, hey, they don't live here and it's your job to pay for their assholiness.


This rant courtesy of an American. Go figure.
 
2017-08-13 09:54:46 AM  
Delaware beaches began enforcing this law this summer
 
2017-08-13 11:09:58 AM  

Shazam999: FormlessOne: Hey, this is what Americans want. They want to compete with each other at every possible social level, whether it's "my kid's dressed better than your kid at school" or "my beach toys are bigger and more garish than your beach toys" or "my truck's bigger and louder than your truck" and so on. They want to ignore social niceties like taking into consideration other people, or keeping the noise down to a reasonable level, or not blowing hookah smoke over half the beach, or not getting drunk and picking fights, or not setting up huge goddamned pavilions like they're Tudors vacationing on the Thames. They want to ignore authority and tell anyone who complains to "fark off," because they're loud, they're proud, and they're assholes. They have to be managed like farm animals, because if cops take their eyes off them, they're picking fights, pissing on the boardwalk, stealing shiat from each other, getting injured on the rocks, and drowning in the water.
They're the same folks that complain when the beach is covered in trash, broken glass, cigarette butts, and drug paraphernalia. They're the same folks that wonder why their taxes keep going up to cover the damage they do and the supervision they require. They're the same folks that make the tourists uneasy, then wonder why tourists don't want to show up any more. They're mystified when they discover that Jersey Shore town populations have been steadily shrinking for the last decade - some by 30% or more - because no one wants to live next to loud, obnoxious assholes happy to ruin their farking neighborhood because, hey, they don't live here and it's your job to pay for their assholiness.

You really need to get out more.  Maybe actually interact with other humans directly.


Nah, he's right. Seaside heights is a farking dump. Only the lowest of the low go there to vacation. I haven't gone back in years because it's such a shiat hole. I just keep going south till I hit exit 0.
 
2017-08-13 11:18:14 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: RJReves: nicoffeine: RJReves: WickerNipple: Is this a Chris Christie thread?

[image.cagle.com image 850x490]

Oh man, fat people are so funny.

You got offended by a Christie joke?

it's pretty lowbrow, bud.  You want to attack the guy attack his character not his physical appearance.  It's not like he hasn't done enough shady sleazy shiat.  And no, before someone comes in here calling me alt-right saying I'm defending a republican I say the same thing about anyone.  Attack their character not their physical appearance.


His physical appearance is part of his character. His character doesn't have the self control to put a fork down. His character has the audacity to claim "pot smokers" have no self control and are drug addicts. Who's the one with the real addiction? Pot smokers or this fat fark who can't stop eating.

BTW, you sound farking fat.
 
Displayed 8 of 58 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report