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(New York Daily News)   Shiatbag jogger who was arrested for pushing a woman in front of a bus turns out not to be the shiatbag jogger   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Metropolitan Police Service, American investment banker, London-based Hutton Collins, wholly untrue allegation, Partners private equity, surveillance video, 41-year-old San Diego, London police  
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2017-08-12 01:53:57 PM  
Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.
 
2017-08-12 01:58:08 PM  
Not too surprising since the guy's lawyers said they had irrefutable proof he wasn't in the UK at the time of the incidence.
 
2017-08-12 02:02:13 PM  
Now he's Not the shiat-bag Jogger famous.
 
2017-08-12 02:19:36 PM  
He could still be a shiat-bag and/or a jogger, just not that shiat-bag jogger
 
2017-08-12 02:24:21 PM  
Aren't they all shiat bags?
 
2017-08-12 02:24:40 PM  
Does he have an evil twin?
 
2017-08-12 02:25:18 PM  
Facial recognition in play?
 
2017-08-12 02:29:11 PM  

Pinner: Facial recognition in play?


Human facial recognition.

But, as we all know, humans never ever make mistakes.
 
2017-08-12 02:29:13 PM  
41 year old white guy....you better have an alibi.  Least sympathetic demographic on the planet.
 
2017-08-12 02:29:35 PM  
I'm sure that he's guilty of something though.  Throw the book at him and see what sticks.  Oh wait, this isn't the U.S.A., it just involves a U.S. citizen.
 
2017-08-12 02:32:55 PM  

Abox: 41 year old white guy....you better have an alibi.  Least sympathetic demographic on the planet.


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2017-08-12 02:33:44 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.


What I was thinking.  It almost seemed like a planned hit.
 
2017-08-12 02:37:32 PM  

mrshowrules: HighlanderRPI: Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.

What I was thinking.  It almost seemed like a planned hit.


Both of you need new tin foil hats.
 
2017-08-12 02:39:29 PM  
Was Roland in him at the time?
 
2017-08-12 02:40:20 PM  

Abox: 41 year old white guy....you better have an alibi.  Least sympathetic demographic on the planet.


You are, what's that word? Oh yeah, #sad.
 
2017-08-12 02:43:09 PM  
What I don't understand is, the videos that are posted in the news articles have blurred out the face of the shiat-bag jogger. WTF would you want protect his idenity?
 
2017-08-12 02:44:08 PM  
"Eric Bellquist, who works at the London-based Hutton Collins Partners private equity firm, "has now been eliminated from the investigation,"

"Don't get me wrong.", said Mr. Bellquist in an exclusive interview. "I'm glad that they no longer consider me a suspect.  However, I am a little disappointed to be eliminated this early in the competition.  I wanted to at least make it to day 20 and the merge.  I wanted to prove to myself and everybody else that I have what it takes."
 
2017-08-12 02:44:34 PM  

WTFDYW: mrshowrules: HighlanderRPI: Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.

What I was thinking.  It almost seemed like a planned hit.

Both of you need new tin foil hats.


You don't replace tin foil hats, that's how they get you.  You just add new layers.
 
2017-08-12 02:46:04 PM  
So how did he get fingered? I bet it was a coworker who had it out for him and he fit the profile close enough.  Investment banker? That's a den of cannibalistic snakes.
 
2017-08-12 02:51:54 PM  

WTFDYW: mrshowrules: HighlanderRPI: Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.

What I was thinking.  It almost seemed like a planned hit.

Both of you need new tin foil hats.


Pay this gentleman no mind. Your hats are pefectly fine with plenty of tin... ness.
Quite smashing.
 
2017-08-12 02:58:21 PM  

WringNut: What I don't understand is, the videos that are posted in the news articles have blurred out the face of the shiat-bag jogger. WTF would you want protect his idenity?


'Cause there'll always be kneejerkers who see his face, hear the charges, and go full Don Quixote. It's like the actors for America's Most Wanted who keep getting the cops called on them.
 
2017-08-12 02:58:51 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Not too surprising since the guy's lawyers said they had irrefutable proof he wasn't in the UK at the time of the incidence.


And if he didn't have that proof, the cops would be railroading an innocent man for this crime right now. Good police work there, Nigel.
 
2017-08-12 02:59:58 PM  

WTFDYW: mrshowrules: HighlanderRPI: Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.

What I was thinking.  It almost seemed like a planned hit.

Both of you need new tin foil hats.


And a high school education.
 
2017-08-12 03:03:31 PM  

mrshowrules: WTFDYW: mrshowrules: HighlanderRPI: Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.

What I was thinking.  It almost seemed like a planned hit.

Both of you need new tin foil hats.

You don't replace tin foil hats, that's how they get you.  You just add new layers.


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2017-08-12 03:04:16 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Not too surprising since the guy's lawyers said they had irrefutable proof he wasn't in the UK at the time of the incidence.


Yeah - maybe don't announce the guys name until you check out the old "I was on the other side of an ocean" alibi.
 
2017-08-12 03:17:57 PM  

bingethinker: Bathia_Mapes: Not too surprising since the guy's lawyers said they had irrefutable proof he wasn't in the UK at the time of the incidence.

And if he didn't have that proof, the cops would be railroading an innocent man for this crime right now. Good police work there, Nigel.


This. You would think that the authorities would have checked out his story before arresting and slandering him to the whole world.
 
2017-08-12 03:20:28 PM  
It was me.

According to a couple of random crybullys from the last thread on this.
 
2017-08-12 03:21:38 PM  

bingethinker: Bathia_Mapes: Not too surprising since the guy's lawyers said they had irrefutable proof he wasn't in the UK at the time of the incidence.

And if he didn't have that proof, the cops would be railroading an innocent man for this crime right now. Good police work there, Nigel.


This^.  This guy was insanely fortunate that he happened to be out of country at the time the crime was committed. Otherwise, he'd have had a flimsier alibi, or none, and we've seen what road this leads down.

False accusations and false identifications happen to everyone, and our system doesn't always catch the mistakes, as can be seen in the dozens of wrongfully convicted that are later cleared by better evidence.

This should be a caution to everyone in the system to make sure that they're not cutting any corners, that they're not assuming guilt of the suspect, etc. Prosecutors, police, and judges have a difficult, perhaps impossible job, they have to work extra hard to make sure they don't screw it up.
 
2017-08-12 03:29:43 PM  
well, why was he running?
 
2017-08-12 03:36:56 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: well, why was he running?


He was promised a vacation to bask in the Maui sun, like last year's winners, Whitman, Price, and Haddad.
 
2017-08-12 03:41:30 PM  
Yep, called it in the last thread.  Then watched and laughed as the headline got changed to include 'suspicion of'.  I chided people for jumping to conclusions, and accurately predicted this outcome.  A few people saw I was onto something, but man.  Some Farkers be lovin' a dogpile.
 
2017-08-12 03:46:31 PM  

Abox: 41 year old white guy....you better have an alibi.  Least sympathetic demographic on the planet.


And American.  Least sympathetic demographic in the UK.  Surprised they didn't lynch him.
 
2017-08-12 03:49:20 PM  
Farkin' brexit, man
 
2017-08-12 03:58:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: He could still be a shiat-bag and/or a jogger, just not that shiat-bag jogger


He's an investment banker. I'd be surprised if he wasn't a shiat-bag.
 
2017-08-12 04:03:31 PM  

AGremlin: Abox: 41 year old white guy....you better have an alibi.  Least sympathetic demographic on the planet.

And American.  Least sympathetic demographic in the UK.  Surprised they didn't lynch him.


They should anyways, just to be sure.  Maybe he can teleport.  We don't know he cant.
 
2017-08-12 04:08:29 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: AGremlin: Abox: 41 year old white guy....you better have an alibi.  Least sympathetic demographic on the planet.

And American.  Least sympathetic demographic in the UK.  Surprised they didn't lynch him.

They should anyways, just to be sure.  Maybe he can teleport.  We don't know he cant.


Maybe he's a wizard.

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Burn him!
 
2017-08-12 04:15:25 PM  
Still eligible for stoning
 
2017-08-12 04:24:51 PM  
Da fuq were they thinking arresting a white American?  Clearly that is not who is going to be to blame here.
 
2017-08-12 04:32:58 PM  

derpes_simplex: Yep, called it in the last thread.  Then watched and laughed as the headline got changed to include 'suspicion of'.  I chided people for jumping to conclusions, and accurately predicted this outcome.  A few people saw I was onto something, but man.  Some Farkers be lovin' a dogpile.


You'd suck your own dick if you could, wouldn't ya?
 
2017-08-12 04:38:28 PM  
That's not gonna satisfy the British public opinion though. That guy will have to move back to America.
 
2017-08-12 04:41:55 PM  
Oops. Our bad
 
2017-08-12 04:55:22 PM  

almejita: derpes_simplex: Yep, called it in the last thread.  Then watched and laughed as the headline got changed to include 'suspicion of'.  I chided people for jumping to conclusions, and accurately predicted this outcome.  A few people saw I was onto something, but man.  Some Farkers be lovin' a dogpile.

You'd suck your own dick if you could, wouldn't ya?


Who's to say I can't?
 
2017-08-12 05:05:40 PM  

derpes_simplex: almejita: derpes_simplex: Yep, called it in the last thread.  Then watched and laughed as the headline got changed to include 'suspicion of'.  I chided people for jumping to conclusions, and accurately predicted this outcome.  A few people saw I was onto something, but man.  Some Farkers be lovin' a dogpile.

You'd suck your own dick if you could, wouldn't ya?

Who's to say I can't?



Me. Ed Gruberman.
 
2017-08-12 05:06:16 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Someone should be looking into whether she pissed off old Vladimir.


Well it's not one of us.
 
2017-08-12 05:13:05 PM  
"Hey, the dude was with me at the time!"

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2017-08-12 05:33:42 PM  

derpes_simplex: almejita: derpes_simplex: Yep, called it in the last thread.  Then watched and laughed as the headline got changed to include 'suspicion of'.  I chided people for jumping to conclusions, and accurately predicted this outcome.  A few people saw I was onto something, but man.  Some Farkers be lovin' a dogpile.

You'd suck your own dick if you could, wouldn't ya?

Who's to say I can't?


How you doin!
 
2017-08-12 06:21:45 PM  
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Oprah parties with Russian billionaires.
 
2017-08-12 06:35:02 PM  

scottydoesntknow: He could still be a shiat-bag and/or a jogger, just not that shiat-bag jogger

As an American I can say that since he is an American and works for a private equities firm he is definitely at least a shiat-bag.

 
2017-08-12 06:59:25 PM  

berylman: So how did he get fingered? I bet it was a coworker who had it out for him and he fit the profile close enough.  Investment banker? That's a den of cannibalistic snakes.


Probably told everyone he was going to London for a business trip yet he was a few towns over banging his secretary.
 
2017-08-12 07:07:00 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: [s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 236x236]

Oprah parties with Russian billionaires.


Rich people hang out with other rich people.

Film at 11
 
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