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(Komo)   Police search for kernel of truth to what caused massive corn cob spill. You submitted this with a butter headline   ( komonews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, corn cobs, Truck, Road, Washington, Trooper Brian Moore, State Patrol, Washington State Patrol, Traffic  
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2017-08-12 10:52:21 AM  
Corn is always interesting.
 
2017-08-12 01:26:23 PM  
For Subby's headline... SALUTE !
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2017-08-12 02:12:33 PM  
SHUCK IT!
 
2017-08-12 02:13:07 PM  
Something about this headline made it pop.
 
2017-08-12 02:16:23 PM  
Crying huskily and drying my tears on a silk handkerchief after seeing that.
 
2017-08-12 02:20:16 PM  
I'm from Indiana.  We have better corn puns coming out of our ears.
 
2017-08-12 02:22:11 PM  
For those rough hands after a day of cleaning up your spilled load, you have a choice. Right next to the sex toys on Aisle 3.

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2017-08-12 02:25:37 PM  
A-maize-ing!
 
2017-08-12 02:41:37 PM  
"Teddy Bear," the porcupine, doesn't like to share...
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2017-08-12 02:48:24 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: [YouTube video]


Nice.
Paging Megarian & Cowgirl Toffee.
 
2017-08-12 02:49:49 PM  
I expect a man to leap out of the pile and deliver a hornpipe backed ass whupping
 
2017-08-12 02:55:24 PM  
Sounds like a giant game of cornhole got out of control.
 
2017-08-12 02:57:18 PM  
My corn hole is ready
 
2017-08-12 03:26:32 PM  

Fano: I expect a man to leap out of the pile and deliver a hornpipe backed ass whupping


is his catchphrase "You just got cornpwned!"
 
2017-08-12 05:04:23 PM  
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2017-08-12 05:20:56 PM  
Great.  Now we are in for a bunch of corny puns.  Pretty soon we'll be in as high as an elephant's eye.  I guess we'll just have to hash it out and mash through.

Great, now I'm picturing Shoeless Joe in Field of Dreams... oops, no, my bad.  That's Ty Cob.
 
2017-08-12 05:32:59 PM  

HoratioGates: Great.  Now we are in for a bunch of corny puns.  Pretty soon we'll be in as high as an elephant's eye.  I guess we'll just have to hash it out and mash through.

Great, now I'm picturing Shoeless Joe in Field of Dreams... oops, no, my bad.  That's Ty Cob.


Naw, he wanted to play, but we couldn't stand the son of a biatch when we were alive so we told him to stick it!
 
2017-08-12 05:45:05 PM  
*golf clap*
 
2017-08-12 06:40:23 PM  
No, I didn't, Subby. You, FTW.
 
2017-08-12 09:11:29 PM  
Corn cobs don't have kernals or husk.
 
2017-08-12 10:20:01 PM  
Now ear this:

I couldn't continue. I require a nudge or a wink.
 
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