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2017-08-12 04:02:06 PM  
That is one animal I wouldn't mind having as a pet. It would be awesome, possum.
 
2017-08-12 05:02:26 PM  
Half the words in the headline are misspelled. That might be a new record.
 
2017-08-12 06:33:08 PM  

a particular individual: Half the words in the headline are misspelled. That might be a new record.


Maybe it's Walla-BIE.

/EIP
 
2017-08-12 06:34:36 PM  
Last seen headed for the Austrian border.
 
2017-08-12 06:42:27 PM  
Well, tie me kangaroo down, sport!
 
2017-08-12 06:44:34 PM  
(And yes, I know a wallaby and a kangaroo are different. For starters, kangaroo tastes better!)
 
2017-08-12 06:49:22 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: a particular individual: Half the words in the headline are misspelled. That might be a new record.

Maybe it's Walla-BIE.

/EIP


<snort>
 
2017-08-12 07:05:08 PM  
I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said, "Yeah and Vegemite come too"
 
2017-08-12 07:07:32 PM  
German police hunt escaped wallabies

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2017-08-12 07:11:06 PM  

no1curr: (And yes, I know a wallaby and a kangaroo are different. For starters, kangaroo tastes better!)


Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed
Altogether now!
Tie me kangaroo down
 
2017-08-12 07:11:47 PM  

a particular individual: Half the words in the headline are misspelled. That might be a new record.


Marmoset knock you out!
 
2017-08-12 07:20:40 PM  
Wallabie? Anywhere it wants.
 
2017-08-12 07:43:05 PM  
Whale oil beef hooked
 
2017-08-12 07:52:50 PM  
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2017-08-12 08:11:32 PM  
Rocco, what did you do?
 
2017-08-12 09:41:01 PM  
I'd like to take this time to remind everyone that Rocco is getting a reboot.
 
2017-08-12 10:15:10 PM  
It's Rocko.
 
2017-08-12 10:50:31 PM  
Willoughby Wallaby Woo
Youtube sOOZQZlxxC4
 
2017-08-13 12:11:53 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: German police hunt escaped wallabies

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Came hoping for a Rocko reference. Thank you.
 
2017-08-13 12:34:14 AM  
Three law enforcement agencies, FBI, KGB, and Mexico City PD, have a contest over which one can capture a hare the fastest. They release a hare for each group and wait.
1. After 6 hours the FBI brings the bunny into custody.
2. After 7 hours the KGB announces that the bunny has died.
3. Three days later there is no response from the Mexico DF police so they go looking for them. Eventually they find the policemen in front of a fire and they see an elephant strapped to poles on the other side.
They ask the Mexico DF policemen, "What happened to the hare?"
To which the Mexico DF policemen responded while pointing to the elephant, "Why don't you ask the rabbit?"

/OK, mangled that. It was one of the first jokes I attempted in another language and now I can't even do it in English.
 
2017-08-13 12:37:40 AM  
Is "hunt" really the term you want to use here; as opposed to "search" or "track?"
 
2017-08-13 08:04:16 AM  
Wallaby: singular
Wallabies: plural
Wallabie: nothing, no such word, mate

/yes, yes I am a grammar and spelling Nazi
//totally expects to get farking flamed for this
///fark it, gimme your best shot
 
2017-08-13 09:40:12 AM  
Again? This seems to happen every 2 or 3 years.
 
2017-08-13 11:05:07 AM  
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"Wallaby"

 
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