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2017-08-12 04:58:36 PM  
Is there any plan that involves posting on Facebook that *DOESN'T* backfire?
 
2017-08-12 08:05:45 PM  
I'd leave that alone...

Meryl Streep of the Gangbang
Youtube RyYlBEZxmZg
 
2017-08-12 08:11:30 PM  
I'm usually on a liquid diet, so.... I'd do her.

/drinking
 
2017-08-12 08:13:05 PM  
Looks like a specimen of early bro culture.
 
2017-08-12 08:14:23 PM  
'I just found this video of a person crunching really loudly, and she told me to stop playing it,' said Rob. 'I just played it to her over and over again

So, you know that irritates the shiat out of her, but you do it anyway.  Some might see this as mental abuse, and it hurts some people as much as physical abuse.
 
2017-08-12 08:20:31 PM  
I am sure she does things that bug him as well.
 
2017-08-12 08:21:53 PM  
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2017-08-12 08:22:07 PM  
That was cuter than i expected.
 
2017-08-12 08:22:30 PM  
I leave my docks on the floor to. Sure its ok it dirty kids clothes and undies get thrown in the hallway but god forbid my socks!!

Well I say my socks are just fine and I'll pick them up right now sorry dear please stop yelling at me.
 
2017-08-12 08:27:12 PM  
After reading the article, I think he can do way better than her. He's far too forgiving of her childish tantrums.
 
2017-08-12 08:27:54 PM  
So threesome?
 
2017-08-12 08:29:17 PM  
Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.
 
KIA
2017-08-12 08:30:05 PM  
Eh, people find each other and stay with each other for all kinds of bizarre reasons.  I've long since stopped trying to figure it out.
 
2017-08-12 08:37:35 PM  
I learned from the Metro that my crotch has less spice than I anticipated. Crotch Charms, I already have two dangling on the inside, apparently that is not enough. Spice up your crotch with crotch charms today! Thanks Metro.
 
2017-08-12 08:37:38 PM  
"...house trained..."  I am sure referring to a spouse in the same manner as you would a dog would be perfectly acceptable if genders were reversed.
 
2017-08-12 08:38:54 PM  

basemetal: 'I just found this video of a person crunching really loudly, and she told me to stop playing it,' said Rob. 'I just played it to her over and over again

So, you know that irritates the shiat out of her, but you do it anyway.  Some might see this as mental abuse, and it hurts some people as much as physical abuse.


Aw man.  It's called teasing.  How long you been married?   She cut up his soccer cleats so he couldn't play.   It's funny.
 
2017-08-12 08:40:08 PM  

bingethinker: After reading the article, I think he can do way better than her. He's far too forgiving of her childish tantrums.


Bro, it's a joke.  It's funny.   How long you been married? I am on year 19 and we do crap like this to each other all the time
 
2017-08-12 08:43:22 PM  
People will take anything if its free.
 
2017-08-12 08:48:58 PM  
He should have totally gone and banged 300 of those chicks and posted the video on facebook for his coont wife to see.
 
2017-08-12 08:58:27 PM  

abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.


Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.
 
2017-08-12 08:58:52 PM  
I liked the beachtail advertising on that site.
 
2017-08-12 08:59:40 PM  
FTA: "you want to tell them to p*ss off forever, just so you don't have to listen to them ... mispronouncing Kim Kardashian's name"

I tried to be normal once.  But then I discovered it was impossible because normal people would think some thing like the above is actually a thing.  I've never been any situation where Kim Kardashian's name came up.  Let alone one where it was mispronounced.  I have always pronounced Kanye's name Caine.  Just because I was too lazy to fully read his name.
 
2017-08-12 09:01:47 PM  
At least they have a sense of humor about it. I probably wouldn't.
 
2017-08-12 09:02:17 PM  

namegoeshere: That was cuter than i expected.


Yeah, it looks like pretty standard "couple goofing around" stuff that just happened to get picked up for a dumb human interest story. And of course we have people coming by to call the woman a c*nt.
 
2017-08-12 09:08:34 PM  
Been FB free for a year and 7 months. Hi I'm Solokumba. Screw you bookers.
 
2017-08-12 09:10:52 PM  

Hyjamon: "...house trained..."  I am sure referring to a spouse in the same manner as you would a dog would be perfectly acceptable if genders were reversed.


Shut up biatch I'm watching TV.
 
2017-08-12 09:11:17 PM  
Amusing?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2017-08-12 09:21:51 PM  

Your Dance Instructor: bingethinker: After reading the article, I think he can do way better than her. He's far too forgiving of her childish tantrums.

Bro, it's a joke.  It's funny.   How long you been married? I am on year 19 and we do crap like this to each other all the time


Today's my 17th anniversary.  Wife said the blessing over the food, and she included she was thankful for the first 17 years, and hopes to have many more.  After she was done, I said, "Well, there goes my parole hearing.  I was denied."  If you take yourself too serious, you're only going to become insufferable, then bye-bye marriage.  It's just as important to know when to stop teasing as well, and no one outside should decide when that is.
 
2017-08-12 09:24:15 PM  

abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.


I have it as well and divorced over it. Well, that and I wanted sex and he wanted WoW.
But yes, I do have this and will stab a biatch.
 
2017-08-12 09:27:50 PM  

dittybopper: Is there any plan that involves posting on Facebook that *DOESN'T* backfire?


Well, that's how I got my 2 adopted kittens from a woman who lives nearby, so yeah there are some.
 
2017-08-12 09:29:40 PM  

abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.


I think I have that, to a degree, as well. I have trouble watching gameplay of H1Z1 because they are constantly stopping to munch on some can of something-or-other.
 
2017-08-12 09:30:23 PM  
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2017-08-12 09:32:58 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.

I don't know that there's any particular food for me. It's chewing/smacking sounds, heavy breathing and especially swallowing noises.

If I see a commercial for like Gatorade or some other drink and they use glug glug swallowing sounds as they show them drinking it, it makes me want to stab a baby.

And if you scrape your teeth on your fork, I will farking set you on fire.
 
2017-08-12 09:39:25 PM  

solokumba: Been FB free for a year and 7 months. Hi I'm Solokumba. Screw you bookers.


Signed up, got requests to play random games all day, and quit a few weeks in.

Signed up for Twitter last year, still haven't done the confirmation email

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2017-08-12 09:39:37 PM  

abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.


That's why we have discussions around our dinner table...it drowns out the munching.

/except where there's always one person who talks with her mouth full of food

*giggity*
 
2017-08-12 09:41:21 PM  

abhorrent1: Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.
I don't know that there's any particular food for me. It's chewing/smacking sounds, heavy breathing and especially swallowing noises.

If I see a commercial for like Gatorade or some other drink and they use glug glug swallowing sounds as they show them drinking it, it makes me want to stab a baby.

And if you scrape your teeth on your fork, I will farking set you on fire.


Don't worry. I'm sure everyone is more than happy to let you eat alone in a different room/zip code.
 
2017-08-12 09:41:54 PM  

Your Dance Instructor: bingethinker: After reading the article, I think he can do way better than her. He's far too forgiving of her childish tantrums.

Bro, it's a joke.  It's funny.   How long you been married? I am on year 19 and we do crap like this to each other all the time


THIS!

/going on 31 years
//still crazy after all these years
///Zero Burnout slashies
 
2017-08-12 09:43:25 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: abhorrent1: Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.
I don't know that there's any particular food for me. It's chewing/smacking sounds, heavy breathing and especially swallowing noises.

If I see a commercial for like Gatorade or some other drink and they use glug glug swallowing sounds as they show them drinking it, it makes me want to stab a baby.

And if you scrape your teeth on your fork, I will farking set you on fire.

Don't worry. I'm sure everyone is more than happy to let you eat alone in a different room/zip code.


edgy
 
2017-08-12 09:43:38 PM  

abhorrent1: Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.
I don't know that there's any particular food for me. It's chewing/smacking sounds, heavy breathing and especially swallowing noises.

If I see a commercial for like Gatorade or some other drink and they use glug glug swallowing sounds as they show them drinking it, it makes me want to stab a baby.

And if you scrape your teeth on your fork, I will farking set you on fire.


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2017-08-12 09:44:17 PM  

abhorrent1: Phelon Hardtimes: abhorrent1: Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.
I don't know that there's any particular food for me. It's chewing/smacking sounds, heavy breathing and especially swallowing noises.

If I see a commercial for like Gatorade or some other drink and they use glug glug swallowing sounds as they show them drinking it, it makes me want to stab a baby.

And if you scrape your teeth on your fork, I will farking set you on fire.

Don't worry. I'm sure everyone is more than happy to let you eat alone in a different room/zip code.

edgy


You don't even know what that means, do you?
 
2017-08-12 09:47:34 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Your Dance Instructor: bingethinker: After reading the article, I think he can do way better than her. He's far too forgiving of her childish tantrums.

Bro, it's a joke.  It's funny.   How long you been married? I am on year 19 and we do crap like this to each other all the time

THIS!

/going on 31 years
//still crazy after all these years
///Zero Burnout slashies


32 here...it helps to pinch the booty.
 
2017-08-12 09:49:03 PM  

Phelon Hardtimes: abhorrent1: Phelon Hardtimes: abhorrent1: Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.
I don't know that there's any particular food for me. It's chewing/smacking sounds, heavy breathing and especially swallowing noises.

If I see a commercial for like Gatorade or some other drink and they use glug glug swallowing sounds as they show them drinking it, it makes me want to stab a baby.

And if you scrape your teeth on your fork, I will farking set you on fire.

Don't worry. I'm sure everyone is more than happy to let you eat alone in a different room/zip code.

edgy

You don't even know what that means, do you?


Apparently not. From a movie I assume?
 
2017-08-12 09:49:56 PM  

solokumba: Been FB free for a year and 7 months. Hi I'm Solokumba. Screw you bookers.

When do we stop counting?  I'm at least 7 years free.  I think I may be closer to like, 10.
 
2017-08-12 09:50:39 PM  
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2017-08-12 09:54:34 PM  

abhorrent1: Phelon Hardtimes: abhorrent1: Phelon Hardtimes: abhorrent1: Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.
I don't know that there's any particular food for me. It's chewing/smacking sounds, heavy breathing and especially swallowing noises.

If I see a commercial for like Gatorade or some other drink and they use glug glug swallowing sounds as they show them drinking it, it makes me want to stab a baby.

And if you scrape your teeth on your fork, I will farking set you on fire.

Don't worry. I'm sure everyone is more than happy to let you eat alone in a different room/zip code.

edgy

You don't even know what that means, do you?

Apparently not. From a movie I assume?


Yes, from the "Cutting Edge".  It's an Ice Skating movie the broke down barriers and won every movie award that year.  It starred Gary Busey and Amanda Bynes.
 
2017-08-12 10:02:09 PM  

abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.


If you listen well, you can hear yourself chewing food. You're as gross as the person to your right or left.
/maybe a psychologist can help you
 
2017-08-12 10:02:51 PM  

MSBFDffpm: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

That's why we have discussions around our dinner table...it drowns out the munching.

/except where there's always one person who talks with her mouth full of food

*giggity*


That freaking Benefull commercial where the "dog" narrates while eating makes me want to punch the Pope.
 
2017-08-12 10:09:01 PM  

Spanky McStupid: MSBFDffpm: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

That's why we have discussions around our dinner table...it drowns out the munching.

/except where there's always one person who talks with her mouth full of food

*giggity*

That freaking Benefull commercial where the "dog" narrates while eating makes me want to punch the Pope.


OK...But Sinead gets first dibs!
 
2017-08-12 10:10:25 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: abhorrent1: Misophonia, if you didn't know, is a sensitivity to certain noises. Teresa can't handle listening to people eating loudly.

I totally have that. I CAN NOT stand eating sounds. I've had to get up from the table and leave the room to go eat my myself more times that I can remember. If we're at my house, I usually have a radio or TV on for some background noise, but sitting silently at a table listening to people eat makes me murdery.

Same here. Corn on the cob is especially troublesome for me.


Apples and watermelon.
 
2017-08-12 10:13:06 PM  

Alunan: I'd leave that alone...


Meryl Streep of the Gangbang
Youtube RyYlBEZxmZg


I don't remember that scene from X-Men Origins:  Wolverine.
 
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