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(Columbia Daily Tribune)   Is it dusty in here? Couple, inseparable in life, buried in one casket after dying 30 hours apart   ( columbiatribune.com) divider line
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2017-08-12 11:05:35 AM  
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2017-08-12 11:14:06 AM  
Would had been dustier if they were placed in the same folger's can

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2017-08-12 12:32:10 PM  
I'm all for togetherness, but there is such a thing as personal space.
 
2017-08-12 12:32:18 PM  
Good way to save money.  Especially if they got the casket at Costco.
 
2017-08-12 12:42:51 PM  
I feel bad for the guy who had to get the lid to shut.
 
2017-08-12 12:43:35 PM  
Stuffed and Mounted?
 
2017-08-12 12:43:39 PM  
Either that is one big casket or they had to cut them up a bit to make them fit.
 
2017-08-12 12:44:00 PM  

captainstudd: Good way to save money.  Especially if they got the casket at Costco.


"It IS our most MODEST receptacle..."
 
2017-08-12 12:44:25 PM  
Many years later....

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2017-08-12 12:45:42 PM  
#deathgoals
 
2017-08-12 12:47:18 PM  
Codependency at its finest!
 
2017-08-12 12:47:56 PM  
Clearly they took Jason Isbell's "If We Were Vampires" as a challenge.
 
2017-08-12 12:48:19 PM  
Kwame and the doll?

/dnrtfa
 
2017-08-12 12:48:38 PM  
They were from the same karass
 
2017-08-12 12:51:11 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I feel bad for the guy who had to get the lid to shut.


That's why funeral homes always keep a few of these things handy:

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Once the lid is shut, you just tack it down with a pneumatic framing nailer, then release the cargo straps.
 
2017-08-12 01:01:56 PM  
I love my wife....but no farking way I'm spending eternity in a casket with her
 
2017-08-12 01:03:14 PM  
Probably the same kind of inconsiderate jerks who sat on the same side of the table in restaurants.
 
2017-08-12 01:07:34 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Many years later....

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Meanwhile, in the next grave over...

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...so ronery....
 
2017-08-12 01:10:40 PM  
I assume this happens with Siamese twins sometimes
 
2017-08-12 01:13:17 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Probably the same kind of inconsiderate jerks who sat on the same side of the table in restaurants.


I doubt that they ever tipped the standard 25% as well (what the hell before long people will come to expect that)
 
2017-08-12 01:14:49 PM  
Well if she died first and they put them both in the casket I'm surprised he'd have 30 hours. I would think the oxygen would run out before that.
 
2017-08-12 01:18:10 PM  
Is that even legal? I know that in California the rules and regulations are strict as hell when it comes to burying someone. Hell, my mom was cremated but she wanted to be buried next to her parents without being worm food (she already had the plot). Now being cremated means nothing organic was left over but I still had to buy an urn, place that urn inside of a special hermetically sealed plastic box and that box had to go inside of a concrete box (granted it was smaller than ones used for a casket) and then buried.

If she hadn't specifically made her wishes known about being buried in a specific spot I'd have scattered her ashes off of the coast and saved over two thousand dollars.
 
2017-08-12 01:32:18 PM  
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2017-08-12 01:36:26 PM  
It sounds like he had his suicide planned for some time...
 
2017-08-12 02:35:19 PM  
I feel sorry for the pallbearers.
 
2017-08-12 03:02:44 PM  
Al Bundy:"When I'm dead, I'mgoing to date whoever I want"!
 
2017-08-12 03:40:52 PM  

SCtF: I feel sorry for the pallbearers.


Pool table jacks. Not just for pool tables anymore...

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Buy one now. Before you need to use it (funeral home discounts available).
 
2017-08-12 03:58:03 PM  
it's not dusty in here but it's going to be dusty as all fark in that casket one day.
 
2017-08-12 04:07:52 PM  
This funeral brought to you by Twix.

Twix, a break from the norm.

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2017-08-12 05:21:18 PM  
yeah, it's dusty in here.
and some fark posters are scumbags.
but we knew that.
 
2017-08-12 05:54:04 PM  
Wow!  You Farkers are more harsh today than I ever imagined.  Sometimes a story is just real.  Let it go.

I know..  Welcome to FARK.  But seriously, have a semblance of a heart... sometimes.  Maybe??
 
2017-08-12 06:42:54 PM  
A friend's two daughters were killed by their dad (he took himself out) and were buried together in a coffin.. I had never seen a child in a coffin, and to see two side by side holding hands can not be unseen.. worst moment of my life.
 
2017-08-12 07:57:33 PM  
in the missionary position?
 
2017-08-12 08:03:24 PM  

wantingout: in the missionary position?


Nah, reverse cowgirl.
 
2017-08-12 10:09:23 PM  

TheOther: ArcadianRefugee: Many years later....

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Meanwhile, in the next grave over...

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...so ronery....


Tell me that's real.
 
2017-08-12 10:31:54 PM  

studebaker hoch: TheOther: ArcadianRefugee: Many years later....

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Meanwhile, in the next grave over...

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...so ronery....

Tell me that's real.


Absolutely.  Google 'Pompeii Masturbator"
 
2017-08-12 11:28:13 PM  
Wonder what happened to the 3 sons in Vietnam?
 
2017-08-13 02:58:45 AM  
Especially touching was how kindly he beat his children with a belt. It brought tears to my eyes, seeing how he cared enough to bite his thumb,
 
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