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(Bangor Daily News)   What sort of hobgoblin vandalizes a bog walk?   ( bangordailynews.com) divider line
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2017-08-12 07:59:26 AM  
"abutting property owned by the University of Maine"

Drunk college kids
 
2017-08-12 09:38:46 AM  
A Bog Goblin?

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2017-08-12 09:40:13 AM  
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2017-08-12 09:43:17 AM  
A Knob Goblin.
 
2017-08-12 09:44:14 AM  
The same shiatty hippy street kids that plague every other college town in this country. And everyone will keep enabling them because we're a nation of pushovers now apparently.
 
2017-08-12 09:48:20 AM  
Stuff like this? This kind of petty, ignorant nonsense? This is the reason I believe in some of the classic judicial punishment tools, like spending a day in the pillories.

Yes, yes. Nobody was hurt. It was just "stuff". Now look at all these angry people you've inconvenienced, or hurt by wasting the time, money, labor and resources in your ignorant "it doesn't hurt anyone" crime.

And let them look at you. All day long. A waste of space. A drain on the community. A shame to your family's name, to your educators, to your benefactors. Let everyone know exactly what kind of person you are.
 
2017-08-12 09:55:22 AM  

Fano: A Knob Goblin.


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2017-08-12 09:56:10 AM  

bobadooey: The same shiatty hippy street kids that plague every other college town in this country. And everyone will keep enabling them because we're a nation of pushovers now apparently.


Lol, what the fark are you on about? Did you comment on the wrong article?
 
2017-08-12 09:59:53 AM  
One who's just trolling everyone.
 
2017-08-12 10:08:45 AM  
Did he use a hobnail?
 
2017-08-12 10:11:16 AM  
If only there was a bog guardian.
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2017-08-12 10:15:44 AM  
In recent years, it has had its fair share of run-ins with vandals in recent years.

The real question is what sort of hobgoblin writes a sentence like that.
 
2017-08-12 10:24:36 AM  
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2017-08-12 10:27:15 AM  

SirSigsegV: In recent years, it has had its fair share of run-ins with vandals in recent years.

The real question is what sort of hobgoblin writes a sentence like that.


In recent years, it has seemingly become more common in recent years.
 
2017-08-12 10:37:02 AM  
Youths showing evidence of brain damage from abuse by grammar Nazis.
 
2017-08-12 10:37:16 AM  
This kind;
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2017-08-12 10:43:48 AM  
Looks like those two brought their mother along.
 
2017-08-12 10:58:26 AM  

vesalius: SirSigsegV: In recent years, it has had its fair share of run-ins with vandals in recent years.

The real question is what sort of hobgoblin writes a sentence like that.

In recent years, it has seemingly become more common in recent years.


But what about in recent years?

Also, obviously a green-blooded pointy-eared hobgoblin...

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2017-08-12 11:33:57 AM  
The last time I saw a hobgoblin vandalizing a bog was a 3am alcohol- and chili-induced shart in the toilet
 
2017-08-12 12:16:09 PM  
It was probably one of those stiff necked losers who cannot see the humor on "Bangor?  I don't even know her!" jokes.  Yeah, it has to be one of those types.
 
2017-08-12 12:20:21 PM  
In all seriousness, though, the answer can be found here:

"The bog, which extends for 1 mile into the Bangor City Forest and abutting property owned by the University of Maine, was built in 2002 as part of a collaboration between the University of Maine, the city of Bangor and the Orono Land Trust. "

Drunk college males do stupid things to impress each other.  A street I used to walk up every night here in Chicago had a few shops with planters in front.  Since it was relatively close to Wrigley Field the street got its fair share of spillover drunks, as well as drunks from the bars on the street.  On more than a lot of occasions I saw a group of drunk dudes walking and one would knock over a planter, or rip the plants out, and they would all laugh.
 
2017-08-12 12:28:54 PM  

bobadooey: The same shiatty hippy street kids that plague every other college town in this country. And everyone will keep enabling them because we're a nation of pushovers now apparently.


Calm down, precious. The scary hacky sackys won't hurt you.
 
2017-08-12 12:50:51 PM  

Mock26: It was probably one of those stiff necked losers who cannot see the humor on "Bangor?  I don't even know her!" jokes.  Yeah, it has to be one of those types.


Mispronunciation isn't funny.  Bangor? I didn't even know or? It's farking stupid.
 
2017-08-12 01:19:50 PM  

Voiceofreason01: bobadooey: The same shiatty hippy street kids that plague every other college town in this country. And everyone will keep enabling them because we're a nation of pushovers now apparently.

Lol, what the fark are you on about? Did you comment on the wrong article?


The fark are YOU on about?  I live in Maine and have been to this location.  The fark do you know
 
2017-08-12 01:20:43 PM  

unregenerate: bobadooey: The same shiatty hippy street kids that plague every other college town in this country. And everyone will keep enabling them because we're a nation of pushovers now apparently.

Calm down, precious. The scary hacky sackys won't hurt you.


If you weren't so old and disconnected you would have some semblance of a clue as to what a street kid actually was.
 
2017-08-12 01:48:27 PM  

LaChanz: Mock26: It was probably one of those stiff necked losers who cannot see the humor on "Bangor?  I don't even know her!" jokes.  Yeah, it has to be one of those types.

Mispronunciation isn't funny.  Bangor? I didn't even know or? It's farking stupid.


It is funny as all get out!  Most of the country does not give a crap about the correct pronunciation of some some schitt town in Maine and call it as it should be called, "Bangor," rhymes with "bang her."
 
2017-08-12 01:56:16 PM  

bobadooey: unregenerate: bobadooey: The same shiatty hippy street kids that plague every other college town in this country. And everyone will keep enabling them because we're a nation of pushovers now apparently.

Calm down, precious. The scary hacky sackys won't hurt you.

If you weren't so old and disconnected you would have some semblance of a clue as to what a street kid actually was.


I'm hip to the new jive, sonny. Mid 30s, grew up in Flint. Taught high school for a few years in Beecher and Davison (so I've seen some different demographics). I'd say I have a pretty darn good idea of the lifestyle and attitudes of youth. I even play... don't get scared, now... disc golf. Hell, I even was a youth at one point!
 
2017-08-12 01:59:41 PM  
In all seriousness, kids are jerks and generally don't repect public property. That's why historically we send youngins to war; get those destructive tendencies out of our country. Meh.
 
2017-08-12 02:02:53 PM  

Mock26: It is funny as all get out!  Most of the country does not give a crap about the correct pronunciation of some some schitt town in Maine and call it as it should be called, "Bangor," rhymes with "bang her."


If by most of the country you mean some moran troll like you then ya... ok, laugh away. Here's another one for you: Bangladesh? I don't even know her sister.
 
2017-08-12 02:09:20 PM  

bobadooey: unregenerate: bobadooey: The same shiatty hippy street kids that plague every other college town in this country. And everyone will keep enabling them because we're a nation of pushovers now apparently.

Calm down, precious. The scary hacky sackys won't hurt you.

If you weren't so old and disconnected you would have some semblance of a clue as to what a street kid actually was.


I know what a street kid is but I really don't think you do.

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2017-08-12 03:05:07 PM  
Yeah, that's what they get - they let awful human vandals on there but discriminate against Canine-Americans, who wouldn't vandalize anything.

/"That's not vandalism, she's just signing the guest register! That's how dogs do that!"
//Actually plenty of great dog-friendly hiking there, they're just not allowed on the actual bog-walk part of it.
///It means I can't get to the Ingress portals along the bogwalk, though.
////No time for slashies, dog needs to take me for a walk now.
 
2017-08-12 04:33:43 PM  
Hobgoblin

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2017-08-12 05:01:01 PM  

LaChanz: Mock26: It is funny as all get out!  Most of the country does not give a crap about the correct pronunciation of some some schitt town in Maine and call it as it should be called, "Bangor," rhymes with "bang her."

If by most of the country you mean some moran troll like you then ya... ok, laugh away. Here's another one for you: Bangladesh? I don't even know her sister.


Ladesh is the sister, you blithering moron.
 
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