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(Bangor Daily News)   You know you've hit a low point when you get so embroiled in lawsuits for so many years, you've resorted to stealing sewer grates to help pay the bills   ( bangordailynews.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Pizza, city sewer grates, Naples, Paras, York Weekly, Spiro Paras, Paras Pizza, Paras family  
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2017-08-12 09:53:49 AM  
What do you want to bet he voted Trump?
 
2017-08-12 12:00:37 PM  
I was hoping this was a story from the future about Jared Kushner
 
2017-08-12 02:53:00 PM  

Voiceofreason01: What do you want to bet he voted Trump?


Trump is him in another timeline.
 
2017-08-12 03:15:33 PM  
So this is Pizza-gate II, or Pizza Grate?
 
2017-08-12 03:26:00 PM  
"Spiro Paras, 50, was charged with theft by unauthorized taking...."

Is there any other kind of theft?
 
2017-08-12 03:37:50 PM  

slackananda: "Spiro Paras, 50, was charged with theft by unauthorized taking...."

Is there any other kind of theft?


At least he wasn't charged with Murder By Death
 
2017-08-12 03:40:19 PM  
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"I'm sorry, ok? I just am trying to make some cash so I can afford dope growing supplies. It'll show Lucy that I'm responsible enough to be a dad."
 
2017-08-12 03:48:43 PM  

Voiceofreason01: What do you want to bet he voted Trump?


shiat, I thought this was going to be ABOUT Trump.
 
2017-08-12 03:57:22 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Voiceofreason01: What do you want to bet he voted Trump?

shiat, I thought this was going to be ABOUT Trump.


Same here
 
2017-08-12 04:00:47 PM  
"How you doin', man?"

"Oh grate, just grate!"
 
2017-08-12 04:05:23 PM  

derpes_simplex: slackananda: "Spiro Paras, 50, was charged with theft by unauthorized taking...."

Is there any other kind of theft?

At least he wasn't charged with Murder By Death


At Two Two Twain House...
 
2017-08-12 04:12:58 PM  

Voiceofreason01: What do you want to bet he voted Trump?


He wanted to Make America Grate Again!
 
2017-08-12 04:49:50 PM  
Looks like the town has been relentless in trying to run off the greek menace.
 
2017-08-12 04:57:24 PM  

slackananda: "Spiro Paras, 50, was charged with theft by unauthorized taking...."

Is there any other kind of theft?


False pretenses, larceny by trick, and embezzlement.
 
2017-08-12 05:20:31 PM  

slackananda: "Spiro Paras, 50, was charged with theft by unauthorized taking...."

Is there any other kind of theft?


This is the dumbest legalese I've heard yet. Maybe voyourism should be changed to unpermited peeping?
 
2017-08-12 05:36:23 PM  
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See, that's what happens when you don't require payment in cash.
 
2017-08-12 05:46:41 PM  

bingethinker: "How you doin', man?"

"Oh grate, just grate!"


Look, they're gonna kill that guy! Isn't this grate?

George Carlin - Have a nice day.flv
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2017-08-12 05:57:52 PM  
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"What can we say, dude? Our last movie wasn't exactly a radical success."
 
2017-08-12 06:11:07 PM  

BitwiseShift: Looks like the town has been relentless in trying to run off the greek menace.


It's been 3 years since we've been to York but the last time we were there I counted about 7 or 8 empty storefronts. Not sure what the situation is now but it was odd to see that in a seaside town that attracts a very large tourist crowd.
 
2017-08-12 07:15:18 PM  

Tex570: slackananda: "Spiro Paras, 50, was charged with theft by unauthorized taking...."

Is there any other kind of theft?

False pretenses, larceny by trick, and embezzlement.


And taxation.
 
2017-08-12 07:19:56 PM  
It seems this stubborn Greek's parents have owned this building for more than 3 decades.   Two other small businesses left when this mess started in 2010.   One was a psychic who also lived there in one  of several apartments upstairs.  The place was open for business only during tourist season.

I get the feeling the town left him alone until he decided to excavate UNDER A CITY SIDEWALK for some reason.  Now out little libertarian claims  he don't  need no permits.

Scrap the building and put up affordable housing. Fark this guy.
 
2017-08-12 07:37:18 PM  
So why was the cop wandering around looking in random people's cars?
 
2017-08-12 09:03:40 PM  
Not Trump :(
 
OOF
2017-08-13 09:49:43 AM  
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2017-08-13 12:37:34 PM  

aseras: So why was the cop wandering around looking in random people's cars?


It was a truck. If the city grates were in the bed, uncovered, how difficult would it have been for a cop on foot to see those?
 
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